Beyondo's Predictions For The New Decade

The decade ends at midnight, and the RSR has asked our great prognosticator to predict what will happen in the next decade. Here he is, The Great Beyondo (echo: Beyondo, Beyondo, Beyondo.....)

QUIET!!!!!YOU DAMN MORTALS!!!!DAMN YOU!!!! STOP CHEERING ME!!!!! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!!

So the little smarty pants red squirrel wants to know whats in store in the upcoming decade. I have a vision that after President Trump wins a huge re-election victory, the Democrats will start a NEW investigation!

They will try to investigate THE VOTERS who re-elected him! All 68,431,557 2020 Trump voters will be accused of colluding with The Russians! The problem is, The Democrats will also lose The House, and The Republicans will have have a SUPER-MAJORITY in The Senate.

The bad news for Nancy Pelosi is that she is no longer the Speaker of the House. The good news is that  somebody finally gets an exorcist, and he gets rid of that unclean spirit living inside her head.

I predict that in Trump'a Second Term, the Democrats will try to impeach him three or four MORE times. These proceedings will take place in former congressman Adam Schiff's basement.

I see ANOTHER vision!!!! The Democrats don't ever learn from history, and they become EVEN MORE CRAZY AND UNHINGED!!!!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wins the Democrat presidential nomination in 2024!

In 2028, the Democrats will ALMOST nominate a Muslim Imam who promises to replace The U.S. Constitution with SHARIA LAW!!!!

Here comes ANOTHER vision!!!! Minneapolis, Minnesota changes it's name to Minnedishu, Somalisota!

I see treacherous years ahead for America! Liberals will try to BAN EVERYTHING that Normal-Americans like! They will try to ban cars, beef, bacon, fossil fuels, and just about everything else!

They will even try to ban BAD WEATHER!!!!

I predict that The Baltimore Ravens will defeat the Green Bay Packers in the upcoming Super Bowl, and the Packers will fire the officials after the game!

My head is starting to ache........Happy New Year, Dear Mortals!!!!!

The Democrat's Solemn Impeachment Party

Last week, the House of Representatives voted to impeach President Trump almost completely along party lines. Our correspondent was there.

Attired in a black dress, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that impeachment was their solemn duty. After proclaiming that the Democrats had successfully reached the number needed to impeach The President, she uncorked the champagne, and the Dems showered each other as if they had just won the pennant.

It was a truly 'somber' moment.

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff threw shiny confetti all around as if he was comedian Rip Taylor.

Representative Ilhad Pmar and Rashid Tlaib's head spun around and around, but no one called an exorcist....

Several Representatives from California began singing 'Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey (Goodbye)', before learning that Impeachment doesn't mean The President will be removed from office.

Several Democrat Senators joined in on the 'solemn' event. New York Senator and part-time dj Charles Schumer brought his turntable, and hosted a dance party. CNN reporter James Acosta showed off his break-dancing skills.

Minnesota Senator and 2020 presidential candidate Amy Kloubachar danced and yelled 'Raise the roof, raise the roof....'

House Oversight Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler danced like an Oompa Loompa from 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.'

Former Vice-President and 2020 presidential candidate Joe Biden walked around the room, grabbing women inappropriately and smelling their hair.

Massachusetts Senator and 2020 presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren did an Indian war dance.

Nancy Pelosi got a congratulatory phone call from her boss, George Soros.

The 'solemn' event lasted well into the night. It took janitors about four hours to clean the confetti and champagne off the floor.

Heatmiser: I Support Global Climate Change

The issue of Global Climate Change seems to be all over the news as of late. If you get all your info from the mainstream news media, you would think that any change in the climate would cause horrific damage to life on our planet.

The 2019 Time Magazine's 'Person Of The Year' is autistic 16-year old 'climate activist.' Greta Thunberg. Hollywood produces anti-global warming films where our coasts disappear under terrifying tidal waves. About 20-30 years ago, the globalist Chicken Littles told us that we have about 10 years to stop this or our planet will be destroyed.

We at RSR believe in getting both points of view, so we asked our weather reporter to share his perspective:

(Singing): Da da da da....DA DA.....Da da da da....DA DA!!!)......Hey all you climate change commies, it's Heatmiser! I LIKE IT HOT!!!

It's 25 degrees in Minneapolis and 31 in Chicago. DAMN YOU, GLOBAL WARMING!!!! HIDE YOUR KIDS OR THEY'LL ALL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!!!! MUH-HA-HAAAA!!!!

Do not eat that hamburger or everyone will DIE!!!! Hysterical leftist jerk-offs!!

That Socialist genius Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says we have to stop burning fossil fuels or the average global temperature may increase a tenth of a degree within the next 200 years AND ALL LIFE ON OUR PRECIOUS PLANET WILL END!!!!

Seriously, though.....

The same leftist environmentalist geniuses running California are BURNING IT DOWN.  Don't cut any of the thick forests and don't use it to make baseball bats or houses or grand pianos or anything that humans might enjoy. They also destroyed the farmers in the San Jaoquin Valley in favor of the snail darter.

(singing): Whatever the environmentalist commies touch, start to burn in their clutch. THEY'RE TOO MUCH!!!

As for me, I support global climate change! A warmer climate increases growing seasons! But there again, leftists aren't farmers. They think food just shows up at the grocery store. They're the same geniuses who carry around the 'I don't need fossil fuels because I ride the bus' signs.

Most environmentalist whackos are just Socialist control freaks out to steal your freedoms away. Go ahead, burn some fossil fuels....

That's all for now. Back to you, Red.....

Time Magazine's Petulant Brat Of The Year

RedSquirrel's Twitter Hostage Account Crisis Day 141 (With Ted Koppel)

Hello, this is Ted Koppell, and this is RedSquirell's Twitter Hostage Account Crisis, Day 141.

On July 22, blogger Joe Deal (also known as RedSquirrel) was suspended from Twitter for a snarky reply to a tweet. 

In more recent Twitter news, FOX co-host Peter Hegsseth was thrown off of Twitter for showing screenshots of Pensacola mass-shooter Muhammad Alshamrami's anti-American hate manifesto.

Apparently, Twitter does not have a problem with the Muslim terrorist's manifesto, just a very big problem with Hegseth's shining the light of truth on it.

What in God's name is wrong with the folks running Twitter? I guess real hate speech is protected but those who tell the truth or engage in anti-Muslim snark are banished from this social media site.

It does appear that conservatives and citizen journalists are sent to 'Twitter jail' with incredible regularity, while leftists and Muslim goons appear to be a special, protected class of 'tweeps.'

This is Ted Koppell. Goodnight.

Democrat Stooges Announce Articles Of Impeachment

Article One: Obstruction of Congress

Article Two: Abuse of Power

A normal American's reaction.........

Why I Observe No-Thanksgiving (By Colin Kaepernick)

Last week, millions of Americans got together with family and friends and celebrated a traditional Thanksgiving. While many passed turkey and stuffing, one former NFL quarterback observed his own holiday. We at The RedSquirrel Report believe in listening to all sides, and so we welcome the No-Thanksgiving musings of anti-American complainer Colin Kaepernick. Take it away, Screech:

No thanks, RedSquirrel,

As you feed your fat faces this Thanksgiving, may I suggest that you think about all the ways that the White devil has destroyed the indigenous peoples of this continent and the world.

We need to remember how White police officers have brutalized young, innocent unarmed Black victims like Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown. Brown was murdered just after 'visiting' a convenience store. 

We need to also remember Black football players who are treated like slaves by their evil, White team owners. Football teams should not have owners, anyways. (Insert Black Power Salute)

This racist league cut me out of my multi-million dollar contract after I stood up to this racist society, and nobody will let me back. Even may old team, the San Francisco 49ers refuses to bring me back. You know why" Because they're RACIST!!! Don't let their 10-2 record this season fool you.

As you know, Thanksgiving was celebrated by Pilgrims and native Americans, and the White Pilgrims 'thanked' the Native Americans by committing genocide against them. Typical.

Then there's the big, racist Cheeto Head sitting there in The White House. He's brought record-breaking low unemployment to America's Black population. You know what that means? Black are working! They aren't getting good stuff like food stamps and free money from that honkey Uncle Sam!

This is a travesty!!! I need to kneel for a moment.

The only thing I've got to be thankful for is my Nike contract. No, as a matter of fact, why should I be thankful for something if I worked so hard to get it?

Minnesota Congressperson Ilhan Omar has really told America where it's at. She is a Moslem Somali refugee that committed immigration fraud, marriage fraud, and campaign finance fraud....

....then told the voters that SENT HER TO CONGRESS that they they are a bunch of RACISTS!!! 

You go, Girl!!! You're my hero!!!!

Well, that's all for now. When I feel like adding to my list of grievances, I'll let you know about it.

Black Power Salute. Unhappy No-Thanksgiving Day

Colin.







  

On The 12th Day Of Impeachment

On the 12th Day Of Impeachment, the Democrats tried to invoke the 25th Amendment

On the 11th Day of Impeachment, the Democrats charged The President with collusion

On the 10th Day of Impeachment, the Democrats charged The President with bribery

On the 9th Day of Impeachment, they said  The President tried to pay hush money to Stormy

On the 8th Day of Impeachment, the Democrats charged The President with blackmail

On the 7th Day of Impeachment, the Democrat crooks sent David Avenatti

On the 6th Day of Impeachment,witnesses gave us more third-hand testimony

On the 5th Day of Impeachment, witnesses complained about Rudy Guliani

On the 4th Day of Impeachment, More witnesses in Adam Schiff's secret Star Chamber 

On the 3rd Day of Impeachment,, the Democrats charged The President with Treason

On the 2nd Day of Impeachment, Adam Schiff leaked like a sieve 

On the 1st Day of Impeachment,  That bug-eyed creep Adam Schiff lied and said it was just a parody

HEADLINE: PAJAMA BOY HAS A DAD

Even Caveman Representative Al Green Knows....

....the Democrats can't beat President Trump without impeaching him....

Today's Star Witness At Adam Schiff's Impeachment Show

Today's star witness over at Adam Schiff's secret star chamber impeachment show goes by the name 'Simone'. She had some really damning testimony:

I read in the New York Times that Bill (Taylor) heard somewhere from this dude Tim (Morrison) who thinks that he might have heard from a Mr. Vindimon that he thought that Rudy (Guliani) may have demanded that some Ukranian dude standing in line at the local Seven-11 investigate this guy Creepy Joe (Biden) and his son Hunter and maybe recall this ambassador babe Irena Ivanovich.

I think that was her name. It sounded really serious.......

Thanks, Simone.......

No problem whatsoever........

SONG PARODY ALERT!! Taylor Swift's 'Leftists Need To Calm Down'

You're so unhinged and so full of hate
Acting crazy while I just want a friendly debate
You scream and cry, and yell at the sky
AntiFa thugs on the street punching an old man
Then you get on Twitter, you need a babysitter 
You believe CNN.....and all their lies

So now you're praying for a recession
You're so out of reach, you want to impeach because you hate the prez
and you just smashed my car window

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, All you leftist clowns
It's just a red hat oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
Put away that baseball bat
Don't ground and pound
You leftist freaks need to calm down

I don't even know you
but you're calling me and my friends NAZIS
Are you going mad?
You hate Ivanka's Dad (This is just sad)
You're out to destroy me because I didn't bake your cake
Get a life for goodness sake
Leftist activists can be quite a pain in the neck

Hillary lost and you have a million excuses why
Control your childish urge to scream and cry
You scream at the sky

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, You leftist clowns
It's just a red hat oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, (oh)
There's another election next year
You're acting so insane and so queer

You're in your pillow fort in your Mommy's basement
trolling Kurt Schlichter 'cause he's killin' it
It's easy to figure it out
We all know what you're about
You need to calm down

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You leftists need to calm down (You need to calm down)
You're screaming too loud (You're screaming too loud)
and we're just oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You just need to chill (Trump defeated Hill)
Melania looks awesome in that lovely gown
You leftists need to calm down.

How Will History Judge President Trump?

Some people are probably wondering how will the historians judge President Donald Trump? Here to answer that question is our correspondent from the future:

Greetings from the future. It's dark even in the daytime. The New Green Deal is law of the land. Air travel is illegal, and so are hamburgers. Thanks to Obamacare 2, there are no hospitals or doctors.

I'm not authorized to tell you when the nuclear war started by Google destroyed civilization, or when facebook started rounding people up and placed the number of the Beast inside our wrists.

I'm also not authorized to say what happens in the Presidential Election of 2020, but I CAN tell you of  your current President Trump and how he is revered by us who value freedom.

Before The Great Orange One ran for the presidency, spineless Republicans would run and cry when attacked by the evil Democrats. They would crawl before the Dems, and many would just snivel or join forces with the evil donkeys in order to be invited to the Democrat Establishment cocktail parties. 

Then, the Great Orange Cheeto arrived. He was the first Republican to fight back. He taught us how to find our spine, and he would also make us conservatives break out in laughter at the silly Dems.

He humiliated the mean-spirited jerks in the mainstream press and the shadow government who laughed at his campaign. The Trump-haters cried at their news desks when he shocked the world on Election Night 2016.

He took to Twitter and took the battle to our enemies, and when they held their Star Chamber impeachment proceedings behind closed doors, he mocked the lying, bug-eyed leaker Adam Schiff.

While The Democrats and their mouthpiece CNN waged their fake news attacks against Trump, he did greats things for the country. His trade deals with China and Mexico and tax cuts brought full employment to the American people. There was record low Black unemployment and brisk economic growth, 

He made strides to build The Wall across the southern border, and kept the throngs of illegal aliens from invading us. He was also proven right when he brought many of our troops home.

Under his unique, keen leadership, he helped Make America Great Again.

My name is Kyle, and this is my message from the future. I came across time for you, America, and hope that the American people will keep America great when they vote in November 2020.

Welcome To The 2019 Democrat Halloween Party

Happy Halloween!

It's House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, hostess of The 2020 Democrat Halloween party from the House of Representative Building. The party has already started, so come on in!

Joe and Hunter Biden are bobbing for bribes with some friends from China....

We didn't carve a Jack-o-lantern this year. We just told Adam Schiff to sit by the front door and stare out the window.

Oh, here comes several members of the Democrat Caucus dressed up like AntiFa. Oh, wait a minute, AntiFa IS THE DEMOCRAT BASE AND THOSE AREN'T HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.....

We've hung a President Trump pinata from the ceiling but the damn thing keeps HITTING BACK!!!

Here comes a scary wolf man....Oh, that's only Texas Congressman Al Green. Hey Al, I think it's about time you shaved.......

Florida Representative Fredericka Wilson has arrived in her big.pink cowboy hat. Republicans believe every day is Independence Day, Democrats believe every day is Tax Day.....

.....and Fredericka Wilson believes EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN!

I'm hearing that fake Mexican Beto O-Rourke is skateboarding around DOOR-TO-DOOR in a great big sombrero and bandolier and and he's confiscating guns. (yelling) ALRIGHT ROBERT FRANCIS, WE GET IT!!! YOU'RE A SHAMELESS PSYCHOPATH!!!!

Over there I see Elizabeth Warren is in her Pocahontas costume, and she's promising to 'scalp' the taxpayers after she's elected President in 2020.

Kamala Harris has arrived in her slutty California Attorney General costume, and she's chatting it up with Nathan Grantham from the 1982 horror movie Creepshow. Oh, my mistake.....That's Crazy Bernie Sanders. Darn, those two could be identical twins!

Oh no, here comes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and she has come to the party as....ME! Alexandria darling, looking at you is like looking into the mirror.....before it shatters......

Barack Obama, John Brennan, James Comey, James Clapper, and Hillary Clinton, are leaving in handcuffs and prison stripes. Oh no, those aren't Halloween costumes, and those are real cops taking them all away!!!!

Now, those troublemakers Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glen Beck are throwing eggs all over the place!!! Curses!!!!

Well, that's all for now. This freak show is in full swing! See you on the campaign trail!!!

Bye!

Democrat John Mason Announces Primary Challenge Against Ilhan Omar

founding father George Mason

Last week, a Democrat announced his candidacy to remove ethically-challenged Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar from Congress.

That Democrat challenger is John Mason, a Black (check), gay (check), community organizer (check).

If I was a campaign adviser, I'd advise candidate Mason to go get a sex-change operation. It would be impossible to lose with Minneapolis voters. If there's anything that might hurt his candidacy in the extremely loony-leftist  CD5, it's that he is also an entrepreneur.

Mason promises inclusivity. 

He is attempting to become the first non-Muslim elected in Minnesota's fifth congressional district since Martin Olaf Sabo (a Lutheran) won in 2006.

The RedSquirrel Report endorses this candidate........because he's not Ilhan Omar.

Counter Protest Signs For President Trump's Rally At Target Center

President Trump Is holding a rally at Target Center this Thursday, and Joe The Cartoonist will be working, but he is planning to make some Trump rally signs for the attendees.

Here's some of his ideas:


10. Lock THEM Up

  9. CNN....The Most Trusted Name In Fake News

  8. Dear Mayor Frey.....He's Your President Too

  7. Welcome President Trump (We're Not ALL Brainwashed Leftists)

  6. Welcome To Minneapolis (Come For The Weather, Stay For The Welfare)

  5. Has That Bug-Eyed Creep Schiff Stopped Lying Yet?

  4. We Get It, CNN. You Hate Our President's Guts, And You're STILL Traumatized That He Won The 2016 Election.

  3. Make America Even Better

  2. RECORD......LOW.....UNEMPLOYMENT.......

  1. Call An Exorcist....I Think Speaker Pelosi Has An Unclean Spirit Inside Her Head

President Trump Will Visit Target Center Oct. 10th. Mayor Jacob Frey Hardest Hit

It was announced that President Trump will be visiting Minneapolis on October 10th, where he will be holding a rally at Target Center. Sniveling lib Mayor Jacob Frey says that the President isn't welcome.

Minneapolis used to resemble an American city, but now it's more like a leftist world class city, overran with crime, hijabs, illegal aliens and homelessness. It's looking more like Portland, Los Angeles, and Mogadishu all rolled into one metropolis made of crap.

Former Detroit Mayor Coleman Young used white flight to rid himself of undesirable residents: White and Black residents with jobs who weren't likely to keep the mayor in power.

Nearly every American city ran by Democrats are impoverished war zones, and Minneapolis is catching up to this awfulness. In the 1990's, Sharon Sayles-Belton led Minneapolis during it's Murderapolis heyday. The City of Lakes is also VERY generous with their welfare benefits. There should be signs that read:

Welcome To Minneapolis.....Come For The Weather, Stay For The Welfare.

I probably won't be IN the Target Center on Thursday, but I might make up some signs.........

Here's Some Old Video Of Glass Joe Biden In Action (Vs. Corn Pop)

Here's Some Old Video Of Glass Joe Biden In Action

HEADLINE: GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS SEND BRAINWASHED COMMUNIST BRATS TO PROTEST AGAINST THEIR PARENTS AND CLIMATE CHANGE

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 56 (With Ted Koppel)

Hello, this is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 56.

So, it's been almost two months since blogger Joe Deal, known to his readers as 'RedSquiirel', was suspended from Twitter for 'violating the rules' of the social media site.

He saw a video of Muslims dancing on a small boat that was headed to Europe. Mr. Deal deduced that they were on their way to Europe to do what Muslims do what Muslims do while in Europe:

Kill, rape, burn down Christian churches, establish no-go zones, wage jihad, ect.

Deal replied to the video, typing 'Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces....'

Within minutes, he was informed that he had indeed incited hate on Twitter, and was summarily suspended. It's been almost two months. This is looking less like a suspension and more like a complete banishment.

This week, we learned that two so-called 'reporters' from The New York Times had blatantly defamed Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, claiming he had sexually harassed a female classmate at Yale. I wonder if character assassinating a conservative judge would get a two-month suspension at Twitter.

TV producer David Simon said he was praying that Hurricane Dorian would destroy President Trump's Mar-A -Lago Hotel. Wow, now that's hateful. I wonder if he's been suspended from Twitter.

Meanwhile, Twitter's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Jack Dorsey and his followers hold Joe Deal's Twitter account hostage. The silliness continues.

Recently, RedSquirrel joined another site, Gab.com, a site that respects popular as well as unpopular speech.

Well, that's the show. I am Ted Koppel. Good night.

Ilhan Omar: Tomorrow Is 'Some People Did Something' Day

Eighteen years ago America suffered the worst terrorist attack in this nation's history. Muslim terrorists hijacked 4 planes.

Two were flown into both World Trade Center Buildings. Both buildings collapsed.

One plane exploded into The Pentagon.

One plane was taken down by brave passengers before the Muslim terrorists could finish their evil mission.

About 3,000 people were murdered.

It is referred to as 9-11, or as Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar dismissively calls it, ' Some People Did Something' Day

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 36 (With Ted Koppel)

Hello, this is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis day 36.

36 days ago, Joe Deal ( a blogger known to his readers as 'RedSquirrel') was suspended for violating Twitter's 'code of conduct.' It appears they saw one of his tweets as 'hateful.' 

To this grizzled journalist, it is not any worse than thousands and thousands of vitriolic, disgusting, hate-filled tweets tweeted by leftist tweepists EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY. Much of Twitter is a cesspool of insults.

In fact, the offending tweet seemed to be more 'snarky' than hateful.

Last week, conservative businessman and Republican political contributor David Koch passed away. 

Within minutes of his death,  unhinged, psychotic leftist bullies took to Twitter, and engaged in a massive avalanche of real hate.Usually most of the hate on Twitter is reserved for conservatives because they have been effective in combating the left. 

I'm sure that none of these anti-David Koch leftists were suspended by the Hate Police at Twitter.

36 days ago, Mr. Deal suggested that a 'well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles of the faces of Muslim migrants sailing to Europe.' In my mind, this is comedy. not hate.

A person with his or her head screwed on straight knows this. If the creators of Bugs Bunny or Wile Coyote tried to describe their cartoons, would they wind up in 'Twitter jail' too?

These Muslim migrants are the real haters. Many of them are raping Sweden out of existence and establishing no-go zones inside the capitols of Europe. They throw homosexuals out of windows and abuse women and call it 'morality.' What in God's name is wrong with Jack Dorsey and the people running Twitter?

We don't know if Twitter will ever lift Joe Deal's suspension. This is Ted Koppel. Goodnight, America.

The Democrat Presidential Horse Race (So Far)

Welcome to the 2020 Democrat Presidential Horse Race. We have a REALLY crowded field of about 30. 

Annnnnnnd they're off!

Creepy Joe in lane 1 takes the early lead....Crazy Bernie is almost nose-to nose in lane two.

Here comes Willy's Mistress on the inside with Fake Indian making an early move.

Following them are Gay Peter, Cross-Eyed Spartacus, Commie Mayor, Guilty Blonde, Pandering Amy, False Mexican, and the rest of the field jockeying for position.... 

Uh-oh, Creepy Joe just tripped on his tongue, and Willy's Mistress is kicking mud in his face! She's taking the lead, but Creepy Joe is breathing down her neck. 

It's an absolutely perfect day! The weather is delightful! The current temperature is 65 degrees and partly sunny! Yesterday was a hellish, hot 67 degrees.

It's a good thing the candidates want to tax us into slavish poverty. We all need to combat 'climate change!' 

The front-runners are racing towards the FIRST TURN!!!........

Dale Gribble: I Know Who Killed Jeffrey Epstein

Two weeks ago, multi-millionaire financier and accused pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his prison cell. Almost immediately, leftists and right-wing conspiracy theorists opined about who or what killed him.The most popular of these theories is that Hillary Clinton suicided him.

We've discovered that the guards who were supposed to check on him every 30 minutes were severely overworked and were called away from his cell. Was Jeffrey Epstein killed or did he choke himself to death?

One of these theorists emailed The RedSquirrel Report with startling revelations about Epstien's death:

I am Dale from Arlen, Texas. I am the one who blew the lid off of truth of real alien and reptilian colonization of Planet Earth. It's the Bush family.

I am the one who revealed to the American People that smoking is really healthy. I have in my basement office the  official reports given to me from the cigarette companies themselves.

Now, on to the conspiracy regarding Jeffrey Epstein's 'suicide.' We know that former president Bill Clinton and Epstein were close buddies, and the two would fly to Epstein's island aboard the 'Lolita Express.' 

They would join other rich, well-known politicians and super-rich DC and NY movers and shakers in copious sex with under-aged girls.This proves the killer couldn't be Pope Francis. Catholics prefer molesting young boys.

Since Epstein's arrest and incarceration, Billary and the gang are terrified that he may spill the beans on the the entire gang of communist perverts. Believing that Billary killed Epstein is understandable.

Epstein killed himself because he didn't want to deal with a trial and he couldn't stand the shame anymore. You're welcome. 

Dale from Arlen

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 28 (With Ted Koppel)

Good afternoon, This is Ted Koppel, and this is the 28th day of RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis.

RedSquirrel (also known on Twitter as @joseph_deal or Deplorable Joe Deal) begins his fourth week in 'Twitter jail'  He has been suspended for tweeting 'something hateful.'

There is a lot of insults, attacks, vitriol and snark on Twitter, but Mr. Deal crossed some sort of line and violated one of Twitter's rules of conduct, whatever that means.

Mr. Deal saw a video on Twitter, and replied to it, and out of millions of tweets tweeted every day, he was singled out and it appears he has been banned.

We snuck a camera into his cell, and he had this to say:


Hi tweeps,

I just did about 15 minutes on the hamster wheel Twitter's Ayatollah Jack Dorsey installed in my cell.

Four weeks ago I saw a video on Twitter. The video was of a group of Muslim migrants dancing on a small boat. From what I understood about the video, they were headed towards Europe. I replied to it, tweeting the following:

'Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces.'

Muslim migrants are raping Europe almost out of existence. Sweden will probably not exist in 20 years, and there are 'no-go zones' in Paris and London. Many Muslims want a worldwide caliphate, where shariah law will be strictly enforced.

Muslims throw homosexuals out of windows, and abuse women because that's what they believe their demonic 'god' Allah wants.

I don't know if the Ayatollah Jack Dorsey cares or if he's afraid that CAIR will come after him if he doesn't silence us. My tweet harmed nobody.

I really like Twitter, especially sharing my blog posts on to the site. About 70% of The RedSquirrel Report's page views come from Twitter, but lately I've been sharing my posts to facebook.

I don't know if they will ever lift my suspension.They rejected my appeal.

Over and out,

RedSquirrel

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 22.(With Ted Koppel)

Hello, This is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 22......

Joe Deal, aka RedSquirrel begins his third week locked up in Twitter Jail for 'hateful conduct.' He saw a video posted on Twitter of a group of Muslim migrants dancing in a very small boat.

They were on their way to Europe. Mr. Deal deduced that the group of males were headed to Europe to do what Muslim males do while in Europe:

Murder, rape, set cities on fire, establish no-go zones, wage jihad, or as Muslims call it 'cultural enrichment.'

And so, the blogger replied to the video by tweeting the following:

'Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces.'

A few minutes later, Mr. Deal was informed that he was suspended from Twitter for engaging in 'hateful conduct.'

In the view of this grizzled journalist, it seems as if Mr. Deal's tweet was singled out in a highly unreasonable manner. Twitter is a non-stop sea of attacks and counter-attacks,insults, snark and vitriol. 

Right after one Muslim terrorist attack, the darling of jihadis and leftists Ilhan Omar (currently a member of the U.S. Congress) tweeted:

'Allah Akbar.'

Why was RedSquirrel suspended but Omar wasn't? It seems like Twitter is protecting some but punishing their opponents.

Lara Loomer was thrown off of Twitter after exposing Islamic extremists, videotaping them and sharing the videos on Twitter.

Mr. Deal's blog and his tweets are sarcastic in nature, but it appears that Twitter believes they have the incredible ability to read his heart and mind.

Maybe Twitter should just warn their members when they are in danger of crossing the line instead of  suddenly suspending them. Just a thought.

This is Ted Koppel. Good night.

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 16 (With Ted Koppel)

Good Afternoon, This is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 15.....

Joe Deal, also known in the Twitterspere as 'RedSquirrel', remains in 'Twitter Jail' for engaging in 'hateful conduct.' Meanwhile:

Democrat presidential candidate Robert Francis, otherwise known as 'Beto O'Rourke, compared President Trump to the Nazis.....

Democrat Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren continues to use two recent mass shootings in Dayton, Ohio and El Paso, Texas to raise campaign funds.

Leftists continue to engage in real hate speech om Twitter, but their hateful, ridiculous attacks on conservatives continue to 'trend.'

Democrats continue to attack President Trump, calling him a 'White-supremacist.'

A Texas congressman and brother of Democrat presidential candidate doxxes President Trump's donors.....

And this just in:

Twitter rejects RedSquirrel's appeal, and he will remain in 'Twitter jail.' 

This is Ted Koppel, and we'll be back tomorrow. This is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 16. Good night.

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis: Day 14 (With Ted Koppel)

Good afternoon, This is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 14.....

Two weeks ago, smart-alecky blogger and Twitter maven Joe Deal, also known as RedSquirrel replied to a video on Twitter. The video in question was that of 20-30 Muslim men in a very small boat.

The men were in a celebratory mood, smiling and dancing. They were sailing to Europe.

RedSquirrel deduced that they were sailing to Europe to do what Muslim men sailing to Europe do: 

Practice jihad, murder, rape, and cause mayhem. Many Muslims call this 'cultural enrichment.'

Deal replied to the video, tweeting the following:

'Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces.'

A few minutes later, Mr. Deal was informed that was suspended from Twitter. His tweet violated the conduct rules of the social media platform. He had engaged in hateful conduct, and would be sentenced to 'Twitter jail'.

RedSquirrel has tried to get his suspension lifted, but he remains in 'Twitter jail.' We tried to contact the Supreme Leader of Twitter, The Ayatollah Jack Dorsey, but he wasn't available for comment.

 The bushy-tailed blogger remains hopeful that his Twitter account will soon be freed, but the account is a hostage to political correctness.

This is Ted Koppel, and this is Day 14 of RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis. Good Night.

Greetings From Twitter Jail

Me in Twitter jail

On Monday I was suspended from Twitter. I saw a video on my timeline of 20-30 Muslim males in a very small boat sailing towards Europe. They were dancing.

I looked at the video and imagined they were sailing to Europe to do what Muslim males usually do while in Europe. Wage jihad, murder, rape, burn things, and cause trouble.and so I replied to the tweet:

Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces.

A few minutes later, I got a message informing me that I had engaged in hateful dialogue, and that I was suspended. Your bushy-tailed correspondent was sent to Twitter jail.

I thought this was weird. I've engaged in more flagrant, downright deplorable speech before this. It sure sucks not tweeting and being tweeted by my tweeps.

On the bright side, my jailers are still allowing me to share my blogposts to facebook. They've installed a hamster wheel in my tiny cage, so I get plenty of exercise. I also have had some time to think about the offending tweet.

Now that I've had time to reflect about what I had done, I would like to apologize to everyone on Twitter. I should have realized that my hurtful, inflammatory words could possible cause a terrible spike in torpedo violence. Mea Culpa.

Also, Muslim males should be free to rape, murder, set fire to cities, burn Christian churches down, fly airplanes into buildings, chop infidel heads off, forcibly convert non-Muslims, and abuse women without someone like myself mocking them.

Joking aside, whoever runs Twitter can run it as they wish. I don't subscribe to the notion that if you're suspended, that Jack Dorsey is violating your First Amendment rights. The term Twitter jail is a fun, cute way of saying that you broke their rules, and now you're suspended.

On the other hand, their rules tend to be rather silly, uneven and a bit capricious.

You would probably improve your argument if you complained that you're being discriminated against if you think they suspend conservatives more than liberals or leftists.

I think you're way off if you think of Twitter as a public utility. Nobody's stopping you from creating your own version of Twitter. In fact, there's an alternative called gab.com.

Get Back

Last week, President Trump suggested via Twitter that if you hated America, then you are free to leave it.

The mind readers in the fake news media ran with the idea that he was planning to deport 4 leftist female members of Congress. As usual, they painted the President as a racist xenophobe, even though he mentioned no race, nobody in particular, and no nation or state of origin.

Representatives Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan (It appears she represents the non-existent state of Palestine) and Avanna Pressley of Massachusetts are the four members of Congress in question.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent was in the mood to add to this silliness, so here's a song parody......

Live from the top of Trump Tower, Ladies and gentlemen, here are The Beatles, along with Billy Preston on organ and President Trump on guitar and lead vocals:

Ilhan's a refugee who trashes her host country
She committed immigration fraud 
Ilhan left her home in war-torn Somalia
She got elected to Congress where she wages jihad

Just go back, Go back
Go back to where you belong
Go back, Just go back
Go back where you belong
Go back, Ilhan.

Rashida Tlaib is a crazy anti-Semite
She is clearly out of her mind.
She called the prez a mean'ole M.F.-er
I think she represents Palestine

Just go back. Go back
Go back to Dearbornistan
Go back....Just go back
Go back to where you belong.
Go back, Tlaib.

AOC is a great big commie
She thinks socialism is really cool
She's always saying stuff that's really stupid
The girl needs to go back to school

Get back, just go back
Re-enroll in middle school
Go back, Just go back
Socialism isn't cool.

Go back, ladies.....
The voters are waiting for you
If you weren't in such safe districts
you'd be voted out....There's no doubt

Red Forman: Bernie Sanders Is A Socialist Dumb Ass

Socialist Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has proposed that all college loans should be forgiven, wiped-out, and erased from our memory.He said that since we bailed-out the banks, we should do the same for young college students.

Here to comment on this plan is Red Forman. Take it away, Red:

Thanks, Red.

That Socialist dumb-ass Bernie Sanders is at it again. He is pandering to young dumb-asses who took out college loans, and don't feel like honoring their contract. 

Actually, this plan reminds us that institutions of  'higher learning' are a great big scam ran almost completely by greedy Democrats. You pay thousands of dollars and they teach you that men are all rapists and that Communism is superior to Capitalism. Then, they send you the bill and these weirdo degenerates make off like bandits. 

It doesn't matter if he says that he wants Wall Street will pay for it. If the government is involved, chances are the taxpayer will be screwed.

Now, Bernie Sanders wants to redistribute the pain from the dumb-ass student who took out the loan to the taxpayer. Bernie hates everyone who actually works for a living. In Bernie's world, any time the taxpayer gets the smallest break it's a twavesty. 

Sanders believes that if you are a plumber or work on an oil rig and you never took out a college loan you should be expected pay a college student's tuition costs. This doofus literally walks around sticking his hand in other people's pants pockets. 

I heard that Bernie had his honeymoon in the old Soviet Union. O.k. Bernie, We get it. You really, really, really, really, really love communism. 

Joining him in this 'idea' is the intellectual soul of the Democrat party, New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and the energizer bunny of anti-American hatred, Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar.

I would go along with this silly plan under two conditions. 1. College professors teach for free and 2. these institutions and the government leave the taxpayers alone.

You took out the loan. Pay your bill like many Americans have, If my kid Eric can do it, so can you.

Thanks.

Red



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Washington Independence Day Parade Cancelled

This just in. Due to leftist outcry, the DC 4th of July celebration of America has been cancelled.

Leftists complained about President Trump's inclusion of American military tanks and fighter jets, claiming that's what they do in North Korea, not America.

Plus, the blatant patriotism would offend those who don't share President Trump's love of America. Several leftist and anti-American groups found a judge in the 9th Circuit of Appeals to rule that America patriotism is unconstitutional.

Oh, this just in. We've just heard that there WILL be a 4th of July parade, sponsored by Billionaire George Soros and hosted by MSNBC''s morning show hosts, Joe and Mika!

Hold on! The parade is starting!

Here comes the Grand Marshals of the parade.....the (39?) Democrat candidates for President! Bernie Sanders is waving an old Soviet flag, Mayor Pete is waving a wiener, and Elizabeth Warren is dressed like the Land-O-Lakes native American princess!

Now, here comes the 10 CAIR floats. The adherents of the religion of peace are getting off their floats and are now blocking the street, ass up in prayer. Don't worry, the parade should resume in about an hour.....

Look out! Here comes the Reparations For Slavery float, with The Reverend Al Sharpton yelling thru a bullhorn!

Now, here comes that crying Hillary voter, screaming into the sky. Don't worry lady, there's an election coming up in 2020.

Wow, here comes about 400 illegal aliens, with Mexican flags, and flags from South America and Africa.

As you know, American flags were determined to be hate speech.

Here comes The AntiFa float! Now, these warriors for freedom are jumping off the float and have started beating up the onlookers! Wow! That'll leave a mark!

Here comes a float, with the words America Sucks in large crepe lettering. Minnesota's 5th District Representative Ilhan Omar is shouting through a bullhorn. Now, the call of prayer is blasting thru ultra-powerful loudspeakers

Bringing up the rear in this parade is the Free College Tuition Float. Chances are, the kids on this float will always be bringing up the rear.

Well, that's our 4th of July parade. If America still exists a year from now, we'll do this again. See ya next year.

 

The Top 5 Things I Want Reparations For

Talk of
reparations has resurfaced among the Communists posing as Democrat presidential candidates, as well as from grievance hucksters.

I think this can go both ways. Here are The Top 10 Things I Want Reparations For:

  5.Obama Care

  4. I want reparations on behalf of all the White soldiers who died in The Civil War setting Black slaves free.

 3. I want reparations from welfare cheats and government fraudsters.

 2. I want reparations from illegal aliens and government officials for wasting our tax dollars.

 1. That money Obama sent to the bloodthirsty mullahs in Iran.

Questions For 2019 Democrat Presidential Debate

The Democrat presidential candidates are preparing for the upcoming debates, where they will supposedly talk about the issues effecting the American people. Here are some questions your bushy-tailed correspondent would ask if I was to moderate these debates:


1. Former president Obama bragged about ruining the U.S. coal industry. If you're elected President, which American industries will YOU destroy?

2.If you lose the general election, will you respect the outcome? (or will you conduct a 2-year long coup/witch hunt  against President Trump?)

3. Do you have any experience in the private sector?

4. Who deserves sanctuary....Illegal aliens or homeless vets?

5. Who deserves sanctuary....Illegal aliens or their American victims of murder or rape?

6. Former President and economic illiterate Obama used to talk about a magic wand that would supposedly bring back American jobs. If you had a magic wand, how would you use it to improve the lives of American workers?

7. How will the New Green Deal improve life in The United States?

Warning: This City Is Ran By Democrats

Have you ever taken a wrong turn and mistakenly entered a city or state ran by Democrats? Usually, they are impoverished war zones and the sidewalks are covered with human excrement. There are homeless camps everywhere, and their congressional representatives don't reside in their district.

As you enter these god-awful places, there is a large sign on the side of the road that might say something like Welcome To California---The Golden State!

There should be a law that these signs should serve as a warning about the place you're entering. Imagine that you're driving into a city ran by Democrats and you see signs like these:

Welcome To Los Angeles: Come For The Rats, Stay For The Typhus

Welcome To San Francisco: Watch Your Step!!!

Welcome To Chicago: We're Number One!!! (In Gang Violence)

Welcome To Minneapolis: Come For The Weather, Stay For The Welfare

Welcome To Trenton: The Corruption Capitol Of The U.S.

A Question For Robert De Niro

In the past, Hollywood Trump-hater Robert De Niro has made physical threats against our President. Now, he has said that IMPRISONING President Trump will Make America Great Again.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent has a question for Mr De Niro:

Are you talking to us?



ARE YOU TALKING TO US?????

AG William Barr Investigating the investigators? (Song Parody Of 'Both Sides Now')

Robert Mueller released his 2 year report
The Democrats say that it comes up short
Leftists cry in their pillow forts
They still want impeach our prez

Adam Schiff still says there's a smoking gun
He goes on CNN and gaslights everyone
All the poor libs, they look so stunned
They believe everything don lemon says


AG Barr is investigating the other side now
Comey and Brennan and that Hillary cow  
The  F.B.I. and the msm have a lot of gall
Mueller found no collusion.....at all.

Ohr and Strzok and Lisa Page
They might wind up in a prison cage
Mueller's report was over 400 page(s)
But there was not much in there

The Democrats want Barr to testify
Maybe we can catch him in a lie
Anything to take the heat off The F.B.I.
The FISA court and the fake dossier

AG Barr is investigating the other side now
Maybe he'll get to the bottom of this somehow
and obama will take a big fall
It's hard to tell.......at all

Now we've learned it was all a coup
Every day we're learning something new
Dopey Americans watch 'The View'
The msm is full of crap

It's the deep state and the establishment
How can this happen to our government?
Al this money can be spent
to harass our President?

Well, AG Barr is on the case now
Maybe he'll to the bottom of this somehow
the crooks will then reside behind prison walls
and he''ll throw the book....at them all

Cinco de Mayo (Did You Remember To Check Your Mayonnaise For Freshness?)

Sunday was Cinco de Mayo, the day that you should check to make sure the mayonnaise in your refrigerator is fresh.

Open the lid, and give it a smell test. If it doesn't smell fresh, make sure you dump the mayo down the cinco.

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The Ballad Of Ilhan Omar (Song Parody Of 'Copacabana' By Barry Manilow)

Her name is Ilhan, She's an extremist
A hijab on her hair, She gives speeches for HAMAS and CAIR
She's always haranguing, bad-mouthing America
She's a leftist superstar, We think she goes way too far
She supports FGM,, She's an unhinged Dem
She wears a hijab and supports shariah law
It's her right as a woman

Hey, It's Ilhan, It's ilhan Omar
She hates Jews and Trump so that makes her a big star
It's Ilhan, Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion, Hating's her passion
It's Ilhan Omar
She likes to shove it (in our faces)

Her name is Ilhan, She's a Big Hater
A Democrat nightmare, Acts like she's a committee chair
Our laws don't matter, She married her own brother
She goes way too far, She's really lowering the bar
 She really hates the Jews, She's always on the news
The voters at CD5 say 'There's no way she can lose.'

Hey, It's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
She hates Jews and Trump so that makes her a big star
It's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion, and hating's her passion
It's Ilhan Omar
She likes to shove it (in our faces)

It's Ilhan Omar
It's Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion
Hating's her pass-hion

Her name is Ilhan, She's a Muslim extremist
Her voters don't really mind, The local news kisses her behind
The Democrats see no folly, in importing 70,000 Somalis
All the terrorists we can train, The infidels we'll put in chains
The voters are so blind, They believe the bs on Channel 9
We lost the state, we lost our sense.....Have we lost our minds?

Hey, it's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
She hates Jews and Trump so that makes her a big star
It's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion, and hating's her passion
It's Ilhan Omar
She likes to shave it (in our faces)

Don't vote for her.....................

A Word From Our New Sponsor: Give Sanctuary To An Illegal (With Sally Struthers)

And now, a word from our new sponsor....





Hi, I'm Sally Struthers.

Thousands, perhaps millions of undocumented immigrants, drug dealers, rapists, murderers, and human traffickers are seeking 'sanctuary' in America.

Our friends in the government, as well as Lutheran and Catholic charities are doing their part to bring these poor souls into YOUR neighborhood, but what are YOU doing to help these foreigners?

Here at 'Sanctuary For Illegals', people like YOU can sponsor an illegal.....or dozens of illegals, and show them that you CARE.

We will send you photo(s) of all the illegals you sponsor. All you have to do is send us $2,000 for every undocumented immigrant and we will move the illegal(s) into YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

Your neighbors will thank you!

So, will you please open your heart, and give sanctuary to an illegal today? Thank you!

This Week In American History (With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

Today we introduce a new feature on RSR, with our new correspondent, New York Representative and historian Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Each week, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez will give you, my readers, a history lesson. Take it away:

Thank you, Mr. RedSquirrel.....

Today's lesson deals with those evil Republicans who stopped our greatest president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt from serving a 4th, 5th, or even a lifetime term as President.

As you should know, this greatest president ever is responsible for The New Deal as well as The Great Society, where many Americans made a fortune digging holes and re-filling them.

In 1945, the Republicans ended The New Deal by stacking The Supreme Court and introducing the Twenty-Secondededed Amendment, which limited our greatest president to only 4 terms.

The rich Republicans couldn't stand our super-duper President, and made it really hard for him to single-handedly end World War 2. 

If those jealous Republicans weren't so obsessed with stopping FDR, he would've served into the 1970's, and we would've stopped Nixon or even Reagan from wrecking America.

This is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and class is dismissed..............

SONG PARODY ALERT: 'MEATLESS MONDAY' BY THE BANGLES

Recently, New York City's Communist Mayor Bill DeBlasio announced the adoption of  NY School's Meatless Monday program in an effort to improve student health and to reduce the city's environmental footprint.

Here to sing about it are The Bangles:

I's twelve o'clock and I'm standing in the lunch line
Today we'll get rabbit food and the kids are starting to whine
Normal kids like meat but the mayor says he doesn't care
Today it's a rice cake, skim milk, and half a pear

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'
It's my school lunch shun-day
I want a burger on a bun-day
with some fries and a sundae
It's just another 'Meatless Monday'

Catch a mid-day train to go to Burger King
or walk to Popeye's for their delicious golden chicken wings
The kids just want to eat like regular teens
but the school got rid of the vending machines

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'
It's my school lunch shun-day
I want a burger on a bun-day
with some fries and a sundae
It's just another 'Meatless Monday'

Well, the commie mayor wants to improve our health by replacing meat with this crap
(this crap)
I'm feeling weak and cranky and I think I  need a nap
I'm having trouble remembering names and dates
It's getting real hard to concentrate

I need some protein....................

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'.................

HEADLINE: IVANKA TRUMP WILL BE INDICTED WEDNESDAY

Yuk, yuk, yuk.....Happy April Fools Day!

Today's Meatless Monday NY School Lunch Menu

New York's creepy Governor Andrew Cuomo introduced meatless Monday school lunches for students in The Empire State.


Here is today's Meatless Monday school lunch menu:


Rice cakes

rhubarb sauce over kale

skim milk


Bon Appetit!!!

The 'Green New Deal' Theme Song

Recently, Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rolled out her Green New Deal, and it was roundly rejected by Normal-Americans.

It seems the only people who responded positively to it were other leftist Democrats, many who are currently running for president in 2020.

What The Green New Deal needs is a theme song to rally all the insane, unhinged control freaks. I suggest this song parody of The Police's 'Every Breath You Take':


Every breath you take
Every trip you take
Every log you break
Even when you're not awake
We'll be watching you

We'll stop climate change
We are all deranged
No cows on the range
We don't care if you think we're strange
We'll be watching you

Don't raise a fuss....you belong to us
You will no longer be free....
We'll force you to agree

We're Socialist maniacs
We make up our own facts
You'll be taxed
We'll break your backs
And we'll be watching you

Jessie Smollett's Hate Crime

Here to comment on the Jessie Smollett case is Walter Cronkite:

February was Black History Month, and Empire star Jessie Smollett found a unique was of making Black history.

He falsely accused two masked perps of assaulting him, pouring bleach on him, and placing a rope around his neck. Oh, and they were both wearing 'Make America Great Again' baseball caps. He claimed that one of the perps said 'This (Chicago) is TRUMP COUNTRY' as he assaulted him.

This assault supposedly happened in sub-zero weather. At night.

Of course, his story never panned out. In fact, two colored guys set the record straight. They told Chicago police that Smollett paid them to assault him.

Leftist politicians and celebrities wanted to believe his weird story, but crawled back under their rocks when the world discovered that he faked his own assault.

As it turned out, the only hate crime was committed against President Trump and all his supporters.

Liberals are obsessed with the notion that their LIVES MUST MATTER. They love their twisted, false version of reality.They are always unsatisfied, and at war with everybody. They are spoiled and mean-spirited.  Smollett is Black AND gay, and he appears to be completely unhinged.

It appears that Smollett wants to be a director. He directed this fake hate crime.

Society doesn't even know what to do with someone like him. Law enforcement are probably scratching their heads.

Would it do us any good to send this clown to Sensitivity Training or jail?

This this Walter Cronkite, and that's the way it is.