Beyondo's Predictions For The New Decade

The decade ends at midnight, and the RSR has asked our great prognosticator to predict what will happen in the next decade. Here he is, The Great Beyondo (echo: Beyondo, Beyondo, Beyondo.....)

QUIET!!!!!YOU DAMN MORTALS!!!!DAMN YOU!!!! STOP CHEERING ME!!!!! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!!

So the little smarty pants red squirrel wants to know whats in store in the upcoming decade. I have a vision that after President Trump wins a huge re-election victory, the Democrats will start a NEW investigation!

They will try to investigate THE VOTERS who re-elected him! All 68,431,557 2020 Trump voters will be accused of colluding with The Russians! The problem is, The Democrats will also lose The House, and The Republicans will have have a SUPER-MAJORITY in The Senate.

The bad news for Nancy Pelosi is that she is no longer the Speaker of the House. The good news is that  somebody finally gets an exorcist, and he gets rid of that unclean spirit living inside her head.

I predict that in Trump'a Second Term, the Democrats will try to impeach him three or four MORE times. These proceedings will take place in former congressman Adam Schiff's basement.

I see ANOTHER vision!!!! The Democrats don't ever learn from history, and they become EVEN MORE CRAZY AND UNHINGED!!!!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wins the Democrat presidential nomination in 2024!

In 2028, the Democrats will ALMOST nominate a Muslim Imam who promises to replace The U.S. Constitution with SHARIA LAW!!!!

Here comes ANOTHER vision!!!! Minneapolis, Minnesota changes it's name to Minnedishu, Somalisota!

I see treacherous years ahead for America! Liberals will try to BAN EVERYTHING that Normal-Americans like! They will try to ban cars, beef, bacon, fossil fuels, and just about everything else!

They will even try to ban BAD WEATHER!!!!

I predict that The Baltimore Ravens will defeat the Green Bay Packers in the upcoming Super Bowl, and the Packers will fire the officials after the game!

My head is starting to ache........Happy New Year, Dear Mortals!!!!!