Heatmiser: I Support Global Climate Change

The issue of Global Climate Change seems to be all over the news as of late. If you get all your info from the mainstream news media, you would think that any change in the climate would cause horrific damage to life on our planet.

The 2019 Time Magazine's 'Person Of The Year' is autistic 16-year old 'climate activist.' Greta Thunberg. Hollywood produces anti-global warming films where our coasts disappear under terrifying tidal waves. About 20-30 years ago, the globalist Chicken Littles told us that we have about 10 years to stop this or our planet will be destroyed.

We at RSR believe in getting both points of view, so we asked our weather reporter to share his perspective:

(Singing): Da da da da....DA DA.....Da da da da....DA DA!!!)......Hey all you climate change commies, it's Heatmiser! I LIKE IT HOT!!!

It's 25 degrees in Minneapolis and 31 in Chicago. DAMN YOU, GLOBAL WARMING!!!! HIDE YOUR KIDS OR THEY'LL ALL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!!!! MUH-HA-HAAAA!!!!

Do not eat that hamburger or everyone will DIE!!!! Hysterical leftist jerk-offs!!

That Socialist genius Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says we have to stop burning fossil fuels or the average global temperature may increase a tenth of a degree within the next 200 years AND ALL LIFE ON OUR PRECIOUS PLANET WILL END!!!!

Seriously, though.....

The same leftist environmentalist geniuses running California are BURNING IT DOWN.  Don't cut any of the thick forests and don't use it to make baseball bats or houses or grand pianos or anything that humans might enjoy. They also destroyed the farmers in the San Jaoquin Valley in favor of the snail darter.

(singing): Whatever the environmentalist commies touch, start to burn in their clutch. THEY'RE TOO MUCH!!!

As for me, I support global climate change! A warmer climate increases growing seasons! But there again, leftists aren't farmers. They think food just shows up at the grocery store. They're the same geniuses who carry around the 'I don't need fossil fuels because I ride the bus' signs.

Most environmentalist whackos are just Socialist control freaks out to steal your freedoms away. Go ahead, burn some fossil fuels....

That's all for now. Back to you, Red.....