Annnnnnnd they're off!
Creepy Joe in lane 1 takes the early lead....Crazy Bernie is almost nose-to nose in lane two.
Here comes Willy's Mistress on the inside with Fake Indian making an early move.
Following them are Gay Peter, Cross-Eyed Spartacus, Commie Mayor, Guilty Blonde, Pandering Amy, False Mexican, and the rest of the field jockeying for position....
Uh-oh, Creepy Joe just tripped on his tongue, and Willy's Mistress is kicking mud in his face! She's taking the lead, but Creepy Joe is breathing down her neck.
It's an absolutely perfect day! The weather is delightful! The current temperature is 65 degrees and partly sunny! Yesterday was a hellish, hot 67 degrees.
It's a good thing the candidates want to tax us into slavish poverty. We all need to combat 'climate change!'
The front-runners are racing towards the FIRST TURN!!!........
No comments:
Post a Comment