Tuesday, October 29, 2019

SONG PARODY ALERT!! Taylor Swift's 'Leftists Need To Calm Down'

You're so unhinged and so full of hate
Acting crazy while I just want a friendly debate
You scream and cry, and yell at the sky
AntiFa thugs on the street punching an old man
Then you get on Twitter, you need a babysitter 
You believe CNN.....and all their lies

So now you're praying for a recession
You're so out of reach, you want to impeach because you hate the prez
and you just smashed my car window

So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, All you leftist clowns
It's just a red hat oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
Put away that baseball bat
Don't ground and pound
You leftist freaks need to calm down

I don't even know you
but you're calling me and my friends NAZIS
Are you going mad?
You hate Ivanka's Dad (This is just sad)
You're out to destroy me because I didn't bake your cake
Get a life for goodness sake
Leftist activists can be quite a pain in the neck

Hillary lost and you have a million excuses why
Control your childish urge to scream and cry
You scream at the sky

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You need to calm down, You leftist clowns
It's just a red hat oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, (oh)
There's another election next year
You're acting so insane and so queer

You're in your pillow fort in your Mommy's basement
trolling Kurt Schlichter 'cause he's killin' it
It's easy to figure it out
We all know what you're about
You need to calm down

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
You leftists need to calm down (You need to calm down)
You're screaming too loud (You're screaming too loud)
and we're just oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (oh)
You just need to chill (Trump defeated Hill)
Melania looks awesome in that lovely gown
You leftists need to calm down.














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