SONG PARODY ALERT: 'MEATLESS MONDAY' BY THE BANGLES

Recently, New York City's Communist Mayor Bill DeBlasio announced the adoption of  NY School's Meatless Monday program in an effort to improve student health and to reduce the city's environmental footprint.

Here to sing about it are The Bangles:

I's twelve o'clock and I'm standing in the lunch line
Today we'll get rabbit food and the kids are starting to whine
Normal kids like meat but the mayor says he doesn't care
Today it's a rice cake, skim milk, and half a pear

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'
It's my school lunch shun-day
I want a burger on a bun-day
with some fries and a sundae
It's just another 'Meatless Monday'

Catch a mid-day train to go to Burger King
or walk to Popeye's for their delicious golden chicken wings
The kids just want to eat like regular teens
but the school got rid of the vending machines

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'
It's my school lunch shun-day
I want a burger on a bun-day
with some fries and a sundae
It's just another 'Meatless Monday'

Well, the commie mayor wants to improve our health by replacing meat with this crap
(this crap)
I'm feeling weak and cranky and I think I  need a nap
I'm having trouble remembering names and dates
It's getting real hard to concentrate

I need some protein....................

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'.................