Welcome To The 2019 Democrat Halloween Party

Happy Halloween!

It's House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, hostess of The 2020 Democrat Halloween party from the House of Representative Building. The party has already started, so come on in!

Joe and Hunter Biden are bobbing for bribes with some friends from China....

We didn't carve a Jack-o-lantern this year. We just told Adam Schiff to sit by the front door and stare out the window.

Oh, here comes several members of the Democrat Caucus dressed up like AntiFa. Oh, wait a minute, AntiFa IS THE DEMOCRAT BASE AND THOSE AREN'T HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.....

We've hung a President Trump pinata from the ceiling but the damn thing keeps HITTING BACK!!!

Here comes a scary wolf man....Oh, that's only Texas Congressman Al Green. Hey Al, I think it's about time you shaved.......

Florida Representative Fredericka Wilson has arrived in her big.pink cowboy hat. Republicans believe every day is Independence Day, Democrats believe every day is Tax Day.....

.....and Fredericka Wilson believes EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN!

I'm hearing that fake Mexican Beto O-Rourke is skateboarding around DOOR-TO-DOOR in a great big sombrero and bandolier and and he's confiscating guns. (yelling) ALRIGHT ROBERT FRANCIS, WE GET IT!!! YOU'RE A SHAMELESS PSYCHOPATH!!!!

Over there I see Elizabeth Warren is in her Pocahontas costume, and she's promising to 'scalp' the taxpayers after she's elected President in 2020.

Kamala Harris has arrived in her slutty California Attorney General costume, and she's chatting it up with Nathan Grantham from the 1982 horror movie Creepshow. Oh, my mistake.....That's Crazy Bernie Sanders. Darn, those two could be identical twins!

Oh no, here comes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and she has come to the party as....ME! Alexandria darling, looking at you is like looking into the mirror.....before it shatters......

Barack Obama, John Brennan, James Comey, James Clapper, and Hillary Clinton, are leaving in handcuffs and prison stripes. Oh no, those aren't Halloween costumes, and those are real cops taking them all away!!!!

Now, those troublemakers Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glen Beck are throwing eggs all over the place!!! Curses!!!!

Well, that's all for now. This freak show is in full swing! See you on the campaign trail!!!

Bye!