Monday, August 5, 2019

RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis: Day 14 (With Ted Koppel)

Good afternoon, This is Ted Koppel, and this is RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis, Day 14.....

Two weeks ago, smart-alecky blogger and Twitter maven Joe Deal, also known as RedSquirrel replied to a video on Twitter. The video in question was that of 20-30 Muslim men in a very small boat.

The men were in a celebratory mood, smiling and dancing. They were sailing to Europe.

RedSquirrel deduced that they were sailing to Europe to do what Muslim men sailing to Europe do: 

Practice jihad, murder, rape, and cause mayhem. Many Muslims call this 'cultural enrichment.'

Deal replied to the video, tweeting the following:

'Maybe a well-placed torpedo would wipe the smiles off their faces.'

A few minutes later, Mr. Deal was informed that was suspended from Twitter. His tweet violated the conduct rules of the social media platform. He had engaged in hateful conduct, and would be sentenced to 'Twitter jail'.

RedSquirrel has tried to get his suspension lifted, but he remains in 'Twitter jail.' We tried to contact the Supreme Leader of Twitter, The Ayatollah Jack Dorsey, but he wasn't available for comment.

 The bushy-tailed blogger remains hopeful that his Twitter account will soon be freed, but the account is a hostage to political correctness.

This is Ted Koppel, and this is Day 14 of RedSquirrel's Twitter Account Hostage Crisis. Good Night.


1 comment:

  1. If only they cared about some of the posts the left makes. I wonder if senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal has been banned for her statement? I'll bet she has tweeted real hate, not in any way in jest.

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