Friday, August 14, 2026

Minnesota Democrat Candidate Peggy Flanagan's Victory Speech


After defeating opponent Angie Craig Tuesday night, Democrat Senate candidate and Lieutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan accidently took a shot of Sodium Pentathol truth serum and said the following:


I thank all you sneaky Somali fraudsters,  criminals and Affluent White Fruitcake Leftists for choosing ME over Angie Craig, and I welcome all you COMMUNISTS, CORRUPTOCRATS, CRIMINALS, CROOKS, CREEPS, KLEPTOS, AND CROSS-DRESSERS to my campaign!!!!

I welcome all the  Somalis, ESPECIALLY everyone from The LEARING Centers, AND  ALL YOU FRAUDSTERS!! I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL KEEP THAT DFL (DEMOCRAT FRAUDSTER-LIAR) MONEY SPIGOT FLOWING AND KEEP FEEDING OUR FRAUD AS LONG AS YOU VOTE FOR ME in the general election. 

i will make a fool of myself pandering to YOU AS I  put on a hijab while WAVING that hideous SOMALISOTA STATE FLAG. I WILL follow in the footsteps of TIM WALZ. WAITAMINNUT, I'M NOT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR!! Oh well.......

I say ''SCREW THE TAXPAYERS!!!! DO THEY THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK FOR YOU LITTLE, LAW-ABIDING NOBODIES????!!!! WE WORK FOR THE SOMALI CROOKS, VIOLENT UNDOCUMENTED CRIMINALS,  AND INTERNATIONAL DRUG KINGPINS!!!

My primary opponent Angie Craig VOTED FOR The Laken Riley Act, named after a young woman raped and murdered by an UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT.  Angie wants to PROTECT American Women when ALL REAL DEMOCRATS WOULD RATHER PROTECT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT RAPISTS AND MURDERERS  FROM ARREST AND DEPORTATION!!!! I mean, WHO ELSE ARE WE STILL GONNA GET TO VOTE FOR US if we can't keep undocumented MIGRANTS in the country???

I hate THAT EVIL, ROTTEN TRUMP and all HIS SUPPORTERS (AUDIENCE ''BOOS''), and I hate those rotten ICE agents (more ''boos''), BECAUSE THEY KEEP ARRESTING MY SUPPORTERS!!! UNDOCUMENTED immigrant drug dealers, murderers, rapists SHOULD FEEL WELCOME IN MINNESO-COLD AND ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY. Remember, NO ONE is illegal on stolen land!!!!

I promise to defund ICE as well as make Renee Good's birthday A PAID, NATIONAL HOLIDAY, AND I PROMISE TO HAVE MOUNT RUSHMORE DESTROYED!! I'll blow that mothf*cker up, me and Rashida Tlaib!!!!

i promise to REPLACE THANKSGIVING with a holiday more CULTURALLY INCLUSIVE!!!!! DOWN WITH WHITE PRIVILEGE AND WHITE MEAT!!!!!

WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT BECAUSE MICHELLE TAFOYA WILL BE FUNDED BY AIPAC AND THE RICH REPUBLICAN BILLIONAIRES, AND she will help Trump and Elon Musk tip OVER OUR WONDERFUL, MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR CORRUPTION APPLECART....AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!!! ALL HAIL ACTBLUE AND USAID!!!!!!!!!

We need to do away with The Death Penalty for psychotic murderers, BUT MAKE SURE WE ALWAYS HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR INNOCENT, UNBORN BABIES!!!

FINALLY, WE DEMOCRATS MUST ALWAYS PROTECT TRANS KIDS FROM THEIR MEDDLING PARENTS!!!

Well, I better end it there, or MY HEAD WILL START SPINNING AND I'LL START PROJECTILE VOMITTING IN EVERYONE'S FACE. GOOD NIGHT, AND SATAN F*CK AMERICA!!!!!!

Thursday, August 13, 2026

Mamdani And El-Sayed: Are Their Socialist Voters Seeking An Arab GENIE To Grant Their AFFORDABILITY Wishes?


Everywhere you look there's a Democrat Socialist-Communist candidate of Arab, Muslim or African ethnicity. They're EVERYWHERE. You can't turn around or fire up the Twitter/X without SEEING them.

Let's ignore for a moment their America-bashing, Anti-Semitism, hatred for Western Civilization, open support for Hamas and terrorism, Their cruel, ignorant view of the 9/11 Attacks, their admiration for Communist mass-murderers, their incredibly insane, Anti-West worldview, and just concentrate on how they think about THE ECONOMY.

Their spoiled voter base WANT AFFORDIBILITY, yet most of them are deep in debt to their corrupt leftist college.They also can't keep up with THE RENT, can't pay for HEALTHCARE, and they're also demanding free or very cheap GROCERIES. 

Why are these Arab Socialist-leftists so appealing to these voters? These mushy-brained brats also hate America and They HATE their fellow Americans. They are taught at college BY HATEFUL PROFESSORS THAT AMERICA IS EVIL.These brats LOVE COMMUNISM AND ISLAM, even though the two ideologies are the two that have caused BY FAR he most damage in human history.

So, here's my new theory: These Socialist-Democrat voters are ENTHRALLED by ARAB SOCIALIST CANDIDATES LIKE ZOHRAN MAMDANI AND ABDUL EL-SAYED BECAUSE THESE DUNDERHEADS  ARE LOOKING FOR.....A GENIE TO GRANT THEIR WISHES. These voters are ''magic thinkers'', fantasizing  their problems will be solved by a MAGIC politician WISH-GRANTER, while also believing that most jobs are BENEATH THEM.

Most Communists are rich, spoiled, ne'er-do-wells like Karl Marx was. They want to rule you, take what you have, and they're Communists because they demand the special status of being on top without ever working for it. Almost ALL of them are professional students and college professors.

Mamdani's voters wanted free busrides and cheap rent, and he SMILED and told them he'll grant their wishes. El-Sayed tells HIS supporters that he'll grant THEIR wish of FREE HEALTHCARE. Mamdani voters GOBBLED UP ALL his BS., and he only had to be GLIB, SOUND good, and SPEAK WELL.  The problem is, he's a liar and he's destroying New York City, but HIS VOTERS BELIEVE HE WILL MAGICALLY GRANT THEIR WISHES.

These SOCIALIST ARAB GENIES ARE ACTORS, PRETENDING TO grant wishes LIKE FREE HEALTHCARE, LOW RENT, FORGIVEN COLLEGE LOANS, FREE OR VERY CHEAP GROCERIES. and other goodies.

The RUB? These genies can promise to GRANT YOUR WISHES, but they don't know how markets work or how to deliver on anything. They don't know why things cost what they cost. WHAT they CAN do is TARGET THE RICH, and for their gullible, Bolshevik voters, that's good enough. 

Instead of RUBBING A LAMP, all you have to do is fill that oval next to the candidate's name, and THEY WILL promise to grant your communist, socialist wishes. ISN'T THAT EXCITING???


Wednesday, August 12, 2026

TOP TEN THINGS MICHIGAN DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED HATES ABOUT AMERICA


It's Election season, and we're learning so much about the candidates.Looney Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong hates Thanksgiving, loves Thanksgiving, and hates seeing old White people. 

Muslim-Socialist Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed has quite a list of things he HATES about America, AND Western Civilization for that matter.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, we present our new TOP 10 LIST. These are THE TOP TEN THINGS MICHIGAN SENATORIAL CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED HATES ABOUT AMERICA:


10. Christians

  9 Jews

  8, White people

  7. Black people

  6. Football

  5. Independence Day fireworks

  4. job-creators

  3. The free market

 2. non-muslims

 1. non-Communists

Sports: Following Hard Foul On Sophie Cunningham, Indiana Fever Add Muscle


AND NOW, THE RSR SPORTS REPORT WITH JOE PISCOPO:





THANKS, RED.

Tonight in THE WNBA, Controversial Shooting Guard--small forward Sophie Cunningham is going for a lay-up, when Chicago Sky ENFORCER DiJonai ''THE CLOTHESLINE'' Carrington CLOTHERLINES HER, ALMOST DECAPITATING Sophie. A flagrant foul 2 is called, and DiJonai is (Joe clicks his tongue) THROWN OUT OF THE GAME!!!

Since the ASSAULT on Sophie, MY SOURCES TELL ME that THE FEVER ARE ADDING SOME MUCH-NEEDED MUSCLE, adding THE EXTREMELY TOUGH HANSON SISTERS DANIELLE, STEPHANIE, AND JESSICA to the Fever roster.


The Hanson ''sisters'': Left to Right: Danielle, Stephanie and Jessica, or is it Sephanie, Jessica, and Danielle?


We understand the ''sisters'' are FORMER HOCKEY PLAYERS.

This is a big, BIG story, as The WNBA have indicated that they are NOW ALLOWING MEN IDENTIFYING AS WOMEN INTO THE LEAGUE. Former NBA player, Enes Kanter Freedom has made his intention known to enter The DRAFT NEXT YEAR.

Also, we understand that Tammy ''Dr. Hook-Shot'' McKracken is a very sought-after GOON/enforcer, probably a top 5 draft choice in the next WNBA DRAFT.

THAT'S SPORTS TONIGHT. I'M JOE PISCOPO. BACK TO YOU, RED!

The Democrat's Insane 2026 Campaign Strategy: Brainwash, Inflame, Terrify, Anger, And Alienate 70-90% Of The Voters


Imagine The American Voters as a spectrum. On the Right side, you have 30% Republican. On the Left side, you have 30% Democrats, while both sides try to appeal to the 40% in the middle. We call these people 'moderates''. For the MOST part, neither party OWNS their vote.

While The Republicans run with nice, mostly-White, handsome, square-headed CONSERVATIVE, PATRIOTIC men and MAGA women who look like highly-agreeable dolls, The Democrats recruit FOREIGN, hateful, NAZI tatted, anti-Thanksgiving, and haters of Western Civilization.

In Michigan, The Republicans are running SOLID CONSERVATIVE candidate Mike Rodgers.The Democrats have Abdul El-Sayed, a HATEFUL, ANTI-SEMITIC SOCIALIST.

They say that El Sayed is the favorite. What Gives?

The Republicans have their 30% on The Right and are appealling to the 40% in The Middle, while the Democrats are alienating HALF OF THEIR OWN BASE. We are hearing that BLACK MEN CAN'T STAND El-Sayed. Who is going to vote for this Socialist Mohammadon-Extremist? Muslims, Anti-Semites, communist college students and AWFLs? (Affluent White Female Leftists)? What is that? 16-17% OF THE VOTER SPECTRUM?? YOU'RE GONNA WIN WITH 16-17? 

DEMOCRAT CAMPAIGN WORKERS WILL HAVE TO DO AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF CHEATING TO WIN THIS ONE.

In Minnesota, I think THE QUESTION THAT EACH VOTER SHOULD BE ASKING THEMSELVES IS  ''DO YOU OPPOSE DFL CORRUPTION OR DO YOU WANT EVEN MORE OF YOUR MONEY STOLEN AND GIVEN TO THE CORRUPTOCRATS, ILLEGALS, AND SOMALI CRIMINALS? '' The ''NEWS'' MEDIA SAYS THAT Democrats STILL lead in the polls. God help us. 

How can people STILL vote for Democrats? One of my theories is ''You are who you listen to'', and Democrat voters are punch-drunk on NPR, The View, CNN, MSNOW, and other ''news'' sources that smack them in the face like Manny Pacquuio hitting the speed bag with NON-STOP LIES. The quickness of misinformation almost breaks the time-space continuom, giving these liberals such a terrible case of TDS they would blame President Trump for starting World War 2. 

It's AMAZING how some everyday Americans can STILL vote for a Democrat. They have the so-called ''news'' media barking for them.

Black voters are more conservative than most White Americans, and more pro-life, yet the vast amount of Black voters still vote Democrat. The Republicans fail to make their case and allow The Democrats to keep lying to Black voters somewhere in the moderate middle on the issues.

The Democrat party has been taken over by the Hate Caucus. They call themselves ''Socialists'', but they are Communists-Muslims. (The Red-Green Coalition) They speak hate non-stop. They talk about KILLING THEIR ENEMIES. They make the 15 % on the extreme Left VERY EXCITED, but they're alienating and angering Normal-Americans

The American People HAVE TO ANNIHILATE The SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST Democrat candidates and they have to be taught A LESSON in November or this country will be in horrible danger,




Tuesday, August 11, 2026

A Red Forman Commentary: Abdullah El-Sayed, Hasan Piker, And Francesca Hong Deserve A Kick In The Ass


We here at RSR are happy to welcome Eric's Dad, Correspondent Red Forman to GIVE HIS THOUGHTS  on The 2026 Election season. Today's commentary centers on Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed, Wisconsin Gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong, and ''infiuencer'' Hasan Piker:


Thanks, Red. Hey, i like your name.


It's ME, Eric's Dad, here to kick some ASS, namely that HATEFUL mohammadon douche Abdul EL-Sayed, his creepy LITTLE friend Hasan Piker, and that looneytoon batshit crazy whackjob, Democrat gubernatorial candidate, Francesca Hong. She says she wants to cancel THANKSGIVING. Who does she think she is, The Thankgiving GRINCH??? My spectacular wife Kitty makes one Hell of a Thanksgiving Day turkey. I think this Francesca babe is a MALADJUSTED SOCIALIST WEIRDO.

This whackjob said she had to leave a Culver's resteraunt because there were too many old, WHITE people. I don't know about you, but that sounds kinda RACIST. I thought that politicians were supposed to NOT SOUND RACIST. I'm voting for her opponent. SHE GETS THE SECOND PLACE RIBBON AND A KICK IN THE ASS.

Michigan Democrat Mohammadon Socialist Abdul El-Sayed hates White AND Black people, AND SAYS HE WANTS TO give everybody FREE HEALTHCARE, BUT I DON'T THINK HE HAS TOLD US HOW HE'LL PAY FOR IT OUTSIDE OF ''TAXING THE RICH''. These Arab Socialists tell us about all the free stuff they'll give us. Is he a Genie? I don't remember rubbing a lamp. I understand he's very popular with the pot-smoking commies in the university dormrooms. Just say ''NO'' to drugs, mohammadons, communists, and these America-hating douchebags running for office

I might move the family to Michigan so I can vote for his opponent, Republican Mike Rogers . As for that mohammadon Socialist jerk, he gets a kick in the ass.

Hasan Piker isn't running for anyting, but he should be running to avoide my foot kicking his hateful, commie ass. This creep says that Muslims should rape White women and daughters. If this creep comes anywhere near my wife or my adorable daughter Lori, I'll break his neck with my bare hands. You can go right ahead and call me an ''islamophobe''. My only regret is that I have only two ass-kicking feet to give for my family and country.

This so-called ''influencer'' Piker admires Chinese communist dictator Mao Zedong, and even walks around with a Chairman Mao grey coat on. Hasan must have quit school in the 4th Grade, admiring the greatest mass murderer in human history. Either he's an ignorant retard or a horribly maladjusted psychopath. Either way, he deserves a GREAT BIG kick in the ass. 

This evil douche also said we deserved to be attacked on 9/11. The democrats will have to do A HELL OF A LOT of cheating to win.

Why can't these mohammadon lunatics be more like Eric's friend Fez? He's weird but he's a nice kid.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Monday, August 10, 2026

Does Anyone Remember The Name NITHYA RAMAN?


Does anybody out there remember the Los Angeles Mayoral Primary in early June where the most talk-about mayoral candidate of recent years came out in support of all the victims of the terrible, corrupt Los Angeles municipal government? He was comfy in second place on primary election night, and was ready to meet the incumbant in November's General election, but the corrupt system in Los Angeles KEPT counting newfound votes until that candidate was eliminated.

Do you even remember the communist third place candidate who krept into second place weeks after primary night? Her name is Nithya Raman, and she made a tear-filled concession speech on primary night, but the Democrat activists and union government employees who count the votes found enough ballots to spring her into second place and eliminate candidate Spencer Pratt.

Are you rememberiing now???

WHAT ABOUT KAREN BASURA? You may know her better as the incumbant, communist Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass. I was surprised to learn that this person is a radical terrorist with ties to other terrorists who bombed the U.S. CAPITOL IN 1983. She also did ''work'' with the Cuban Communist government. Remember when the Palisades neighborhood was set on fire, and she sprang right into action, taking a flight to Ghana where she attended an Embassey cocktail party as Palisades went up in flames.

Right now, there seems to be a blackout of news out of Los Angeles, and it looks like all news regarding this election has been memory-holed.  So, do you remember the name NITHYA RAMAN? She gave that tearful concession speech on Primary Night. She will give another concession speech on Election Night in November. Communists like to make a big SHOW about supporting ''democracy.''

The important thing to remember is that the hopelessly corrupt city of Los Angeles will still be ''ran'' by communist KAREN BASURA.......I mean, Karen Bass, and I think NITHYA RAMAN will still be a member of the Los Angeles City Council.

That guy who was cheated out of a chance to win the Mayor's office? Spencer Pratt is famous for his work in reality TV. Maybe a network should give him a new reality show where he exposes all the corruption and incompetence of the Los Angeles city government. Just an idea.

RSR's Foreign Correspondent Malcolm Spottswoode Commentary: Should Trump Keep Bitch-Slapping The Iranian Mullahs?


This week shows deteriorating poll numbers for President Trump in the conflict Against the Iranian dictators, as only about 25% of Americans POLLED approve of The Trump Administration's actions.

Here to comment on this situation is RSR's Foreign Correspondent and Former Director of TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE, MALCOLM SPOTTSWOODE:


Thank you, Red.

Yes, the polls look bad for The Ttump Administration, but many Americans who dissapprove of The White House's actions in Iran are bu**-f***king traitors and crybabies freaking out over $4.25 gas at the pump.

There's the mid-terms in November, and many voters will get on their knees for Their Commie towelhead DSA overlords (Douchebag Shitheads and Anti-Semites) for a ''little'' AFFORDABILITY. These illegal aliens and somalis DEMAND FREE FOOD, and CORRUPTOCRAT SOCIALISTS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS AND ABDUL MOHAMMAD EL-SAYED RAMALANGADINGDONG are willing to give them free stuff while screwing the American taxpayer..

I advise The President to keep bitch-slapping the dictators in Iran, and to wipe out the mullahs AND the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, as well as the Gayatollah --just like The Don sent his father to his eternal punishment. There are many advisors who want him to arm the Iranian Persians. although I'm not sure if giving weapons to cats is really a good idea.

There's a lot of depressed Republicans who think that they will lose their majorities in The House as well as The Senate. I saw one Louisiana REP drinking himself into a stuper,  He was thrown out of a D.C. bar, and he BARFED WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS GUTS FOR 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT, NON-STOP IN THE ALLEY.

i THINK It may be a mistake for Trump's Team to keep negociating with These Iranian ASSHOLES. There are many who keep saying that we should be satisfied with Iran's military being seriously degraded and we should just get The Strait of Hermuz opened. I think we should pound them some more, even if we have tp break some pyramids and sphinxes and stuff.

Iran is 7,150 miles from America.

There are many who think we should cool this conflict down, get gasoline under $3.50 a gallon, and try to keep our majorities in The House and The Senate. I say we fight them just like when we fought The Film Actor's Guild (F.A.G.), with Samuel L. Jackson, Sean Penn........AND MEATT DAYYYMON.

I advise The President that he gives The Secretary Of Kick-Ass Peter Hegseth more time to finish off the creep-dictators in Iran for good.

One last point. All you pu**ies out there who say we should just cut and run can JUST SUCK MY C***.

I AM MALCOLM SPOTTSWOODE, AMERICA!!! F*** YEAH!!!!!!


Saturday, August 8, 2026

Goodbye To Women's Sports? Will This Trans Lunacy Accidently Bring About A New Golden Age?


Listening To talk radio, I heard the host read a letter from a University of Vanderbuilt Football player, Some of the football players had a game of Basketball with their nationally-ranked Women's basketball team. The Men took a big lead, while the women couldn't even cross the mid-court stripe or even pass the ball in, instead they would just throw the ball up, only to be intercepted and the men's team would easily score.

The nationally-ranked Vanderbuilt Women's basketball team QUIT at Halftime.


A while back, The U.S.A. Women's WORLD CHAMPION SOCCER TEAM PLAYED A SCRIMMAGE AGAINST A TEAM of High School boys and lost bad, 5-2.

I remember elementary school recess, where our 4th grade teacher would have us play kick-ball Boys vs. Girls, and many times, the girl's won. Their bodies were maturing faster than ours. I REMEMBER that Boys vs. Girls ended right around fifth grade. We also watched Billie Jean KIng beat Bobby Riggs. She was 29 and he was 55, but the media wanted US to KNOW that women were better than men. So, let's see Evonne Goologong play Bjorn Borg in ''Battle Of The Sexes 2''. She 's four years older than The Swedish superstar.

Now, we are watching trans athletes ranked 500th IN men's swimming smashing NCAA RECORDS in WOMEN'S SWIMMING,  trans Olympic boxers committing DOMESTIC ABUSE against their smaller female opponents, and the left insisting the Normals support their trans LUNACY. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE NORMAL WORLD PLAYED ALONG WITH THIS SILLINESS???

The trans-activists act like you're violating their HUMAN RIGHTS if you don't include trans-Men in Women's sports.

This week, radio talk show host Clay Travis offered WNBA champions Las Vegas Aces $10 million if they could beat a team of high school BOYS of his choosing. The offer was his way of illustrating the absurdity and the lies of the the transMen-in-Women's sports movement. If we didn't seperate Men and Women in MANY sports, there wouldn't BE WOMEN'S SPORTS.

He also OFFERED the idea of adding a new WNBA franchase, THE NASHVILLE ''BALLS'', made up ENTIRELY of trans players. Could they EVER LOSE? WOULD ANYBODY EVEN WANT TO SEE THIS??

Maybe if we played along with this absurdity, it would DESTROY WOMEN'S SPORTS, and young women will become unwilling to take the ABUSE AND THE FRUSTRATION. Perhaps the next generation of women will REFUSE TO TAKE PART IN SPORTS, and FIND THE JOY IN OLD-FASHIONED FEMINITY STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE. If they CHOOSE TO SETTLE DOWN, MARRY A MAN, AND PURSUE A LIFE OF MOTHERHOOD AND DOMESTIC BLISS the crazy trans-Activists might see their entire worldview blow up in their faces.. Goodbye Gloria Steinam, Hello Carol Brady!

It would just KILL the feminist hags and the ultra-leftists knowing that the young women in 2030's America PREFER TO TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS, WAITING FOR HUBBY'S family car to pull into the garage. She touches up her hair and greets him at the door, kissing him affectionately, then she tells him that the POTROAST is ALMOST DONE. She never took part in SPORTS DOMINATED BY TRANS-ATHLETIC SILLINESS, AND NOW SHE'S A YOUNG, HAPPY MOMMY. She's the REAL ''girlboss''........of her household.

What if the next generation looks like The early 1960's ''Mad Men'' era, where Dad goes to work at a job and Mom takes care of the babies. We could thank the trans idiots currently shoving this TRANSMANIA MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS LUNACY down our throats.


Friday, August 7, 2026

Hollywood Minute Report: Mary Kate And Ashley (The Olsen Twins) Are Starring In Superman Vs. Bizarro


It's The Hollywood Minute Report. THIS WEEK!!!............

iN THE ODYSSEY, the role of HERCULES went to improbable trans-actor Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page AND THE ROLE OF HELEN OF TROY WENT TO BLACK ACTRESS Lupita Nyong'o. 


In completely unrelated Hollywood newz......


We here at THE HOLLYWOOD MINUTE HAVE LEARNED  that PITCH PERFECT cutie ANNA KENDRICK will star AS THE MEAN GREEN FIGHTING MACHINE HIMSELF,, THE HULK in the upcoming super hero BLOCKBUSTER!!!!

We don't know yet if THE HULK will sing ''The Cup Song (When I'm Gone)'' in THIS INSTALLMENT.


A little birdy also tells us that MARY KATE AND ASHLEY, THE ADORABLE OLSEN TWINS (STARS OF FULL HOUSE WITH JOHN STAMOS BOB COULIER, AND THE LATE, GREAT BOB SAGET) WILL STAR IN THE NEXT SUPERMAN MOVIE. 

That's some truly INSPIRED CASTING!!!! The studio thinks that Mary Kate will star as Superman and Ashley will co-star as The Caped Crusader's look-a-like rival, BIZARRO.


We're also following a rumour that AMERICAN EAGLE SPOKESMODEL HOTTIE SYDNET SWEENEY WILL BE THAT TERRIFYING, ONE-EYED MONSTER, THE CYCLOPS in the next Greek Epic Adventure re-make, Jason And The Argonauts.


THAT IS THIS WEEK'S HOLLYWOOD MINUTE REPORT.  HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!

Thursday, August 6, 2026

Casey Kasem Counts Down The Top Ten Most Evil, Insufferable, Socialist-Democrat Leftist Whackjobs

 


We at RSR are pleased to welcome radio legend Casey Kasem, who is here to COUNT DOWN THE TOP TEN MOST EVIL SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT LOONEYBIRDS in THE COUNTRY. TAKE IT AWAY, CASEY!:


Thank you, RedSquirrel. Today I am counting down THE TEN MOST EVIL, INSANE SOCIALIST-DEMOCRAT LEFTIST WHACKJOBS!!!

(Disclaimer: These are the leftist whackjobs in the news, not the tens of millions of rank-and--file Democrats who rob the taxpayers, commit the crimes, vote ILLEGALLY, or even get caught cheating in countless elections across the country). ON WITH THE COUNTDOWN!!!!

(Singing voices) NUMBER 10.

At number 10, we have a newcomer Francesca Hong, a gubernatorial candidate in WISCONSIN who says that Thanksgiving should be ABOLISHED and that she had to leave a Culver's Resteraunt because there were so many old, WHITE PEOPLE. She is OBSESSED WITH RACE, EVEN CALLING ''TIPPING YOUR WAITRESS '' RACIST!! WOW, What a LUNATIC!

At number 9, we have looney Texas candidate for Senate James Talarico. He tells everybody he's a Christian, but he constantly hates on Christians! HE SAYS THAT HOMOSEXUAL ATHIESTS ARE BETTER CHRISTIANS THAN ACTUAL FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST!!! WHAT????!!!!

Falling out of THE TEP TEN, is the former SENATE candidate Graham Placker, who had a NAZI SS TOTENKOPF TATTOO ON HIS CHEST. He is also accused in multiple cases of sexual assault. WAY TO GO, MAINE!!!

(SINGING VOICES) NUMBER 8!!!!!!!

At number 8, we have Representative Pramila Jayapal, Democrat from Washington, Recently she interrupted a Mother's testimony WHO WAS TELLING THE STORY OF HER OWN DAUGHTER'S RAPE AND MURDER BY A VIOLENT ILLEGAL ALIEN. Jayapal interrupted her, saying that her testimony was a ''waste of time '' and that ''Nobody was interested''. SIMPLY HATEFUL!!!! THROW HER OUT AND DEPORT THIS EVIL, COMMUNIST SICKO!!!!

At number 7 this week is Somali-Minnesota Representative from the 5th District, Ilhan Omar. This third-world corruptocrat INSULTS AMERICANS CONSTANTLY AND NOBODY KNOWS IF SHE'S BROKE OR IF SHE AND HER HUSBAND HAS STOLEN ABOUT $30MILLION ROBBING FROM THE TAXPAYERS IN THE FEEDING OUR FUTURE CORRUPTION TAXPAYER FRAUD SCANDAL. THIS SOMALI0FIRST, AMERICA-LAST REP CALLS HERSELF A ''GIRL WHO GREW UP LIVING UNDER A DICTATORSHIP.'' WRONG!!!! SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF A COLONEL IN THE FORMER COMMUNIST DICTATOR'S ARMY!!! She's in Congress because some JACK-ASS IMPORTED 80,000+ SOMALIS INTO MINNESOTA'S HENNEPIN COUNTY, AND NOW SHE CANNOT EVER BE VOTED OUT OF OFFICE!!!! She also infamously referred to the 9/11 attacks as ''A DAY SOME PEOPLE DID SOMETHING''!!!! Whoops, Sorry, folks..... I just threw up in my mouth a little!

(Singing voices) Number 6!!!!!

At number 6 we HAVE THAT OLD GRIFTER BERNIE SANDERS, Senator from Vermont! Bernie found his VERY FIRST JOB AT THE AGE OF 40!!!!! THE JOB? BITCHING ANOUT CAPITALISM!!!! Now, he's a super-rich, corrupt member of The U.S. Senate, STILL YELLING ABOUT CAPITALISTS AND OLIGRARCHS, WHILE HE HAS 3 MANSIONS TO COMPLAIN IN!!!! YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME!!!

ON TO NUMBER FIVE!!!!!

At number 5, we have LEFTIST, MOHAMMADON Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed. One of the BIGGEST ANTI-SEMITES IN THE COUNTRY!!! He is so terrible, PSYCHOTIC INFLUENCER Hasan Piker HIMSELF makes campaign appearances with this hateful whackjob! HOLY HANNA!!!

We have Michigan Representative, MEMBER OF ''THE SQUAD,'' AND ALL-AROUND ISLAMO-NAZI Rashida Tlaib at number 4, who refers to The President as ''Motherf^cker'' during speeches at THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. She flies a Palestian flag at her congressional office door,  AND SHE HATES AMERICA!!!! Plus, WHEN SHE SPEAKS THIS LUNATIC sounda like somebody running their fingernails on a chalkboard!!

At number 3 is that evil Maoisti inbluencer Hasan Piker.. He thinks that America DESERVED TO BE ATTACKED ON 9/11. Piker has publicly admired Mao Zedong, the GREATEST MASS MURDERER IN HUMAN HISTORY!! MOST NORMAL, EVERYDAY AMERICANS WANT TO PUNCH THIS PENCIL-KNECKED CREEP RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!!

At number 2 is that CRAZY Governor from The Land of 10,000 Lakes, Minnesota Governor ''Tampon'' Timmy Walz! (I have to take a bathroom break now, so here's a 16-MINUTE CLIP OF JUST SOME OF THE CRAZY, LOONEY THINGS HE HAS SAID AND DONE JUST IN THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS!!!)

Sound of a toilet flushing.

AND THE NUMBER ONE MOST EVIL SOCIALIST-DEMOCRAT LUNATIC IS THAT INSUFFERABLE ANTI-SEMITIC COMMUNIST-MOHMMADON MAYOR OF NEW YORK, ZOHRAN THE MORON MAMDANI. This lunatic was elected just last November, and he has EVERYONE LEAVING THE CITY. He's promised free busrides and rent, but living in The Big Apple has gotten MORE EXPENSIVE. These days this economic illiterate DOXXES and threatens rich, hard-working New Yorkers, WHILE THIS COMMUNIST DOUCHE FROM UGANDA FLASHES HIS BIG, SHIT-EATING SMILE. 

Well, that's this week's countdown. Next time, I COUNT DOWN THE TOP TEN DUMBEST DEMOCRATS. WILL AOC STAY AT NUMBER ONE, OR WILL DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE KAMALA HARRIS TAKE THE NUMBER ONE SPOT? SO LONG! Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

(AIRPLANE! UPDATE) After 46 Years, Former Los Angeles Cabbie Finally Remembers To Turn Off Meter


Have you ever took a vacation, and wondered if you turned off the oven?

75 year old Ted Striker, a former Los Angeles taxi cab driver, suddenly remembered last week that he had left the meter on of his taxi cab 46 YEARS AGO. In 1980, a middle-aged man had hailed the cab, and Striker turned on the meter, then ran into an airport terminal to take care on some personal business.

It appears the passenger left the cab and the meter running, and now SOMEBODY owes the YELLOW CAB COMPANY $18,654,095, but nobody knows who the middle-aged passenger was. 

''He must have been in a hurry, unwilling to wait for me to come back'', said Striker. ''Still, I am glad that I was able to stop the meter and return the cab to the garage after all these years''.

Stryker, 75 years old, lives in Anaheim with his wife Elaine. He is a retired airline pilot.



Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Anthony Fauci: Dear Diary

 

May 6, 2020

Dear Diary,


The bad news: Thousands dead

The GOOD news: Met Julia Roberts at CNN. I think she likes me!


If Ivermectin and hydroxichlorquin aren't discedited, I might lose a fortune.

Rand Paul is being a big Butt-head! 

He wishes he could be as GREAT AS I AM!!! I AM SCIENCE!!!!!


Monday, August 3, 2026

The Ridiculous Case Against Shiloh Hendrix: Archie From Queens Writes A Letter To The Editor


I recieved this from a man in Queens. He wanted to comment on the ridiculous trial of White Rochester (Minnesota) Mommy Shiloh Hendrix. As you may have heard, she was arrested AND CONVICTED on a bogus DISORDERLY CONDUCT charge after she cought an 8-year old Somali child stealing applesause from her GROCERY BAG at a playground where she was enjoying the day with her baby. 

A Somali man saw Hendrix yelling at the little would-be applesauce thief and took out his cellphone and started harassing her.

She told him to ''buzz off'' and used ''The N Word''. This incident somehow blew up and got all over the local and national news. APPARENTLY, The woke local city government were TRAUMATIZED BY THE WORDS UTTERED BY THE YOUNG MOMMY and decided that they had to put Shiloh Hendrix ON TRIAL. She was acquitted of the charge involving the child but CONVICTED of the charge involving the adult.

Arxhie from Queens begins his letter to the editor:


What in the world is going on out there in Minneso-cold where a young White Mommy is getting harassed by a lightbulb-headed Somali pirate with a video cellphone, AND THEY WIND UP PUTTING HER ON TRIAL? What's the deal with the idiots running ROCHESTER, MINNESOTA??

I know in my old neighborhood there would be police patrolling the neighborhood, and if there was a young Mommy and a stranger having some loud words at each other, the most that would happen is that officer ''Beefy'' Flanagan would just say ''Hey you two, cool it.'' and that would be it.

The idiot-liberal looneybirds running Rochester, Minnesota put this young White Mommy on TRIAL for DISORDERLY CONDUCT. Rediculous.  From what I understand, the town of Rochester is somewhat close to the Twin Cities there, where America-hating commie-looneybirds run things and they imported 80,000+ Somali gangs and violent criminals and criminal fraudsters. Maybe Shiloh was scared and just trying to ''scare'' off the little applesauce thief and the Light-bulb head, ya know? No harm no foul.

I was watching the news and the talking head said that Shiloh was CONVICTED OF MAKING RACIAL SLURS. SHE WAS CONVICTED FOR HER SPEECH!!! SHE WAS CONVICTED OF ''NOT SAYING NICE THINGS TO A STRANGER.'' ANY OF YOU ''FREE SPEECH'' LIBERAL LAWYERS WANT TO HELP HER WITH HER APPEAL??? 

I keep hearing that the local democrats and the crooked judges and that looney county attorney over there in Hennepin County have a hard-on for Somalis, letting the criminals run wild. When a Mohammadon rapes a White girl, they go wit' the ''Rape is normal in my culture'' defense, or some BULLSHIT like that. Was that inbred, Light-bulb Head in the park to scope out a victim?

Minnesota is a fine state there. It's the cities that are screwed up. They let that Somali cop that murdered the White woman OUT OF PRISON, while sending Officer Derek Chauvin to prison for what, 23 years?, for the ''murder'' of that violent thug George Floyd, and HE DIDN'T EVEN KILL HIM! Floyd was dying from Fentanyl poisoning and a bad ticker. The jury was intimidated by the angry, psychotic mob outside the county courthouse, AND THEY CONVICTED HIM.



Maybe Shiloh Hemdrix was mean to Lighbulb Head, but I'm glad she did what she thought she had to do to protect herself and her baby. If my city had more Shilohs, we wouldn't have elected that commie mohammadon LUNATIC Mamdani. What the Hell has happened to my city?

Archie from Queens


Sunday, August 2, 2026

(The Spirit Of) George Carlin Discusses The New Democrat Term, ''AFFORDABILITY''


Everywhere you go, on EVERY commie-lib news show, it seems like everybody in the media keeps using the SAME catch-word, non-stop, SIMULTANEOUSLY. It's part of their never-ending, bogus narrative, and this catch-word on their lips NOWADAYS is THE WORD ''AFFORDABILITY''.

This word is used by ANNOYING, SOPHMORIC COMMUNISTS NON-STOP BECAUSE THEY WANT TO COMPLAIN THAT LIFE ISN'T PERFECT AND TO HATE ON PRESIDENT TRUMP. These idiots will not use the correct term ''INFLATION'', because INFLATION reminds EVERYONE of Joe Biden's term in The Oval Office, WHEN THE INFLATION RATE WENT THROUGH THE DAMN ROOF.

I am very happy to have the SPIRIT OF THE great comedian-philosopher GEORGE CARLIN here to explain:


YEAH, AS THE RED RODENT WAS SAYING.........

This term ''affordability'' is another, typical bullshit term the Democrats like to use. If you ask me, a lot of things are WAY TOO AFFORDABLE, ESPECIALLY FOR ASSHOLES WHO WILL NOT WORK.  Illegal aliens and Somalis come here, get on food stamps, and TAKE $700 WORTH OF GROCERIES OFF THE SHELVES SEVERAL TIMES A MONTH, while us working stiffs pick up 7 or 8 items, and pay $40. GROCERIES FOR US WOULDN'T BE SO PRICEY IF WE DIDN'T FORCE GROCERY STORES TO GIVE STUFF AWAY. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO STAY IN BUSINESS IF YOU'RE GIVING THE FUCKING STUFF AWAY FOR FREE!!!!

Americans on welfare live like royalty. Free food, and the assholes in the government are constantly sucking up to them for their vote. THIS IS BETTER THAN AFFORDIBLE.....IT'S FREE!!!! SOMETIMES THESE COMPLAINERS TAKE A SHORT BREAK FROM FEEDING THEIR FACE.....TO BITCH SOME MORE!!!

We complain about the price of gas, but the media will ONLY show people complaining about it when there's a Republican in The White House. A gallon a gas was $8.00 in California under Joe Biden and Governor Greasy Gavin Newscum, BUT CNN AND MSNBC IGNORED THAT STORY.  A big part of the problem is these communist corruptocrats PUSHING their idiotic ENVIRONMENTAL GREEN AGENDA, PUNISHING THE OIL COMPANIES AND MAKING GASOLINE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.

A lot of people complain about the AFFORDABILITY of college tuition. I have a great solution. DON'T GO!!!!

The ultra-corrupt colleges recieve BILLIONS from China and America's OTHER enenmies to train little, AMERICA-HATING communist revolutionaries. Most professors are RACIST, evil elitists who celebrated the assassination-murder of Charlie Kirk.  You don't learn ANYTHING important in college. It's all a scam to boost your precious ego and so you can wave a worthless diploma in everybody's face. 

Imagine your Mother bragging about you, and the other Mom is so proud that her angel is in college and it's costing her a FORTUNE! Then your Mom says of you 'My DAVID is a high school dropout and he works on an oil rig AND HE'S MAKING A FORTUNE!'' That will shut the other Mother up!

On top of that, the Hate-Indoctrination Industry (my nickname for the American University System) GOUGES their customers as they demand that the crooked politicians FORGIVE their college loans. The crooked LEFTIST politicians also give away the taxpayer's money to the colleges in the form of ''endowments''. THIS IS THE WORST SCAM IN AMERICA!!! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN ALL THE OTHER GOVERNMENT FRAUDS PERPETRATED ON THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS!!!!

So, if you don't want to spend your money on something that will destroy your mind and ruin this country, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE!!!! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE!!!! Repetition is the cornerstone of memory.

Finally, people complain about the AFFORDABILITY of HOUSING. I've noticed that the MORE THE GOVERNMENT TRY TO DEAL WITH IT THE WORSE THE PROBLEM GETS. IT'S JUST LIKE ''HEALTHCARE''. It seems that every time the government creates a program, things get worse, but their corrupt supporters keep getting EVEN MORE FILTHY RICH AND THE TAXPAYERS KEEP GETTING DEFRAUDED. 

The Democrats get away with creating a problem and blaming their political opponents. In healthcare, they replaced a shitty idea with an even SHITTIER IDEA. Remember HMO's? Health Maintenance Organizations? They ws created by assholes like Ted Kennedy, only to be replaced by an EAVEN SHITTIER IDEA, OBAMACARE. How's your AFFORDABLE CARE ACT DOING THESE DAYS? WHY ARE WE STILL COMPLAINING?

HOW ABOUT LEAVING THE TAXPAYERS ALONE AND START BUILDING PRISONS FOR THE CORRUPTOCRATS THAT ROB THE TAXPAYERS BLIND? If the government didn't dream up ways of RIPPING US OFF SO MUCH, AMERICANS WOULD HAVE MORE MONEY.

If we did thaat, LIFE WOULD BE MORE (looking heavenward, eyes wide) ''AFFORDABLE''.

Goodnight.


Thursday, July 30, 2026

On TONIGHT'S UNSOLVED MYSTERIES with Robert Stack: Why Can't They Pass The SAVE AMERICA ACT?


About 85% of Americans want Voter ID, but quite amazingly, the Republican leadership in The U.S. Senate keep telling us that they just CAN'T PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, which requires a U.S. ID to vote in our elections. You need to present an ID to open a bank account, to get on a plane, to buy alcohol, but NOT TO VOTE? WHY IN THE WORLD IS THIS????

Today, we welcome ROBERT STACK, the host of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES  TO ATTEMPT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION:


Welcome to UNSOLVED MYSTERIRS. I AM YOUR HOST ROBERT STACK. Tonight, we are going to try to solve that BURNING question ''Why can't the Senate get it's act together, AND PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT''?

BETTER YET, WHY IN THE WORLD DO WE EVEN NEED A LAW THAT WILL STOP SOMETHING THAT IS ALREADY AGAINST THE LAW???? ALSO, WHY IS IT SO DAMN EASY TO PASS A HIDEOUSLY HORRIBLE , FREEDOM-STEALING LAW LIKE OBAMACARE, YET NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PASS A GOOD LAW THAT IS SO POPULAR WE SHOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO PASS IT?????

Just how corrupt can this government be? Why is it that a horrible, UNCONSTITUTIONAL law is passed with only a majority, but GOOD LEGISLATION NEEDS TO BREAK A FILIBUSTER??? 

Also, the polls say that if The Republicans pass THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, they will probably keep their majority quite easily. Why can't they pass this when it's a good law AND good for them politically? Can it be that these corrupt losers HATE TRUMP SO MUCH THEY WANT TO END HIS PRESIDENCY AND THEY PREFER BEING IN THE MINORITY???

You have to present I.D. to buy liquor, obtain a passport, get into a nightclub, open a bank account, yet you can VOTE without PROVING YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE??? ALSO, why are Democrats allowed to BLATANTLY break our ELECTION laws and steal elections?

Ironically, you need to present an I.D. to get into ANY DEMOCRAT PARTY MEETING.

Currently, Senate Leader Republican John Thune drags his feet, making the excuse that The Republicans don't have the 60 votes neccessary to 'break the filibuster' while President Trump is asking Thune to ''blow up'' The Filibuster rule in the Senate, and just pass THIS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT LEGISLATION with just a majority. WHY NOT HAVE A VOTE? AT LEAST EVERYBODY WILL BE ON THE RECORD. 

If the so-cslled ''news'' weren't so corrupt, wouldn't they ALL be following the Democrats around with microphones IN THEIR FACES asking them WHY they won't support this legislation????? It looks like they won't because they plan MASSIVE CHEATING AND THE MEDIA IS JUST AS CORRUPT AS WASHINGTON DC IS.!

This is UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, AND I AM HOST ROBERT STACK LOOKING COOL IN A RAINCOAT.  GOODNIGHT. 

GET THAT FINGER OUT OF YOUR EAR!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!!!!

Monday, July 27, 2026

Is Anti-Semitic Communist Idiot Mayor Mamdani Trying To Cause An International Incident?

Have you heard the one where Anti-Semitic New York City Mayor Commie Mamdani has declared that he will arrest Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu if he dares to step foot in The City? IT'S NO JOKE. WELL, WE DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE.

Zohran the Moron ran on arresting the leader of the foreign country based on the rulings of a toothless International Criminal Court and his own hatred of Jews. He calls Israel an Apartheid state committing genocide, but never mentions the invasion and massacre of October 7, 2023 where thousands of violent mohammadon psychopaths invaded Israel, beheading Jewish babies, raping and kidnapping 14-year-old Jewish girls, murdering entire Jewish families, and kidnapping over 200 unarmed civilians.

The demonic invaders showed the murder and mayhem on Facebook. laughing.

Now, there's an explosion of Jew-hatred and a wave of violent crime in New York and The Jew-Hater Mamdani is cheerleading the lunatics. He threatened to arrest Bibi because the mohammadon leftist hates Netanyahu. Bibi will actually stand up against the bullies who surround his small Jewish homeland.

Zohran the Moron had to make a video telling his looney supporters that legally he can't arrest a leader of a foreign country. In fact, if he tried, HE would face 10 years in prison. If Mamdani ordered New York City Police to arrest The Israeli Leader, they would have to get through HIS SECURITY DETAIL, CAUSING AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT AT THE VERY LEAST.

ALL YOU GENIUSES WHO VOTED FOR MAMDANI SHOULD BE FEELING LIKE FOOLS RIGHT ABOUT NOW, BUT YOU'RE ALL STILL WAITING FOR THE FREE BUSRIDES, THE LOWER RENT, AND GOVERNMENT-RAN GROCERY STORES.

Mamdani ALSO tried to have a meeting with an IRANIAN Ambassador while America is at war with the Iranian mullahs. That is ALSO illegal. Will this clown be removed from office before he starts SOMETHING REALLY SERIOUS?

Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu
                                              
                                                     Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu



Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Dr. Frasier Crane Analyzes Malignant Maoist Douche Hasan Piker And The DSA Hate Campaign


Recently, anti-Semitic Communist-Mohammadon ''influencer'' Hasan Piker has been in the news touting extremist leftist candidates, even praising Chairman Mao Zedong, The greatest mass-murderer in human history. Piker also recently said that America deserved to be attacked on September 11, 2001.

Our resident head shrinker, psychiatrist Dr. Fraiser Crane is here to analyze what makes this insane maniac and leftists like him tick:


Thank you, RedSquirrel. I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening.

I have been witnessing the horrific transformation of The Democrat Party from a mainstream political party to a HATE GROUP, hellbent on robbing The American People of their freedom and Constitutional bearings, and installing Communists and Islamists into the government.

There are candidates running with the Democrat brand, promising SHARIA LAW AND COMMUNIST LUNACY. Their voters are mostly sad, lost, mentally UNSTABLE college students, taught that America, The Jews, and Capitalism are THE PROBLEM AND THAT ISLAM AND SOCIALISM ARE THE ANSWERS.


Malignant anti-Semites like Hasan Piker feed them Communist claptrap and Anti-American rhetoric nonstop. Recently, Piker made a speech WEARING A GRAY CHAIRMAN MAO JACKET, heaping praise on the communist dictator. Does he know that Mao is THE GREATEST MASS-MURDERER IN HUMAN HISTORY???!!

Lunatics like Piker can't really accomplish anything positive, so what some will do is get on social media and say something OUTRAGEOUS, because they want attention.

He's in need of serious, EXTENSIVE SHAME THERAPY OR MAYBE SENT BACK TO 6TH GRADE, although I doubt that more schooling would help this sociopath. He lacks basic human empathy. Communists don't support Socialism because they're lacking food or material wealth. They choose Communism to improve their STATUS. They want to be RULERS. They are envious bullies, and want to PUNISH THOSE DOING BETTER THAN THEY ARE.

Capitalists want to make money by SERVING OTHERS AND PLEASING THEIR FELLOW HUMAN in a fair exchange of goods and services, while socialists go to college to learn to be HATEFUL, INDOCTINATED ACTIVISTS. 

President Ronald Reagan said ''The greatest social program is called a JOB. To a Socialist-Communist, a job is BENEATH THEM and people with jobs are just slaves, so everyone SHOULD JUST SERVE THE STATE. The DSA (Democrat Socialists of America) must be defeated if we want to protect AND CONSERVE this great country.

I don't think that analyzing the mohammadon makes that much sense. Just remember that their history is OVER a thousand years of inbreeding, violence, and conquest based on a ''holy book'' that ''teaches''  violence, abuse of women, hate, and subjugation. They seem to have a superiority complex AND an inferiority complex, hating every civilization while telling themselves that they ''culturally enrich'' EVERY civilization they destroy and THAT THEY SHOULD RULE THE WORLD.

Too many Muslims are malignant, misogynistic, powermad whackjobs and they don't belong in ANY CIVILiZED SOCIETY! We MUST NOT allow these psychopaths to ACQUIRE power in The West. I suggest Hasan Piker get psychiatric help, but he's an anti-Semitic, hateful, ARROGANT douche and probably wouldn't consider the possibility that there's anything WRONG WITH THAT.

Watch the hateful clown in the gray Chairman Mao jacket call me an ''islamophobe''! Tsk, tsk...


I am Dr. Frasier Crane, Goodnight.

Monday, July 20, 2026

Should Justice Amy Coney- Barrett Resign From The Supreme Court? Sheriff Buford T. Justice Shares His Thoughts


Recently, I listened to conservative radio host Mike Gallagher and another conservative discuss whether Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney-Barrett should resign from the Supreme Court because she lives in fear that some psychotic violent leftist will harm her and her family. 



SOME CONSERVATIVES BELIEVE THAT  IT'S BEEN INFLUENCING HER TO SIDE WITH THE LIBERALS ON SOME RECENT CASES.. 

Last week, the SUPREME COURT JUSTICE testified before Congress, asking for more protection from the psychotic lunatic(s) threatening her and other conservatives on The Highest Court in the land. She told the congressional hearing that her child saw her putting on a bullet-proof jacket and HER YOUND ONE asked her Mom why SHE NEEDED THE VEST.

She has voted with the liberal justices more often lately after The Dobbs Decision OVERTURNING ROE VS. WADE, and some conservatives believe she votes with the liberals in order to NOT RAISE THE IRE OF THE ANGRY LEFTIST MOB. 

So, some conservatives would rather see her resign from The Supreme Court. Your bushy-tailed pundit has asked our Law And Order Correspondent, (one of the most highly-respected lawmen in The United States of America), Sheriff Buford T. Justice to weigh in on this matter:


Whatin The Hell is The WORLD COMIN' TO?

Y'Know, I remember the unjust conviction of OFFICER Dereck Chauvin in the so-called''murder'' of THAT TICK TURD George Floyd. Is Judge Coney-Barrett being intimidated jus' like the Chauvin jury was inimidated by the angry leftist mob outside the Hennepin County Courthouse? The green-haired mob hate law enforcement as well as conservative judges, AND THAT'S JUST OLD-FASHIONED, STRAIGHT-UP COMMUNISM!!!!

I think that there should have been National Guard troops protecting Chauvin's rights, but the corrupt lunatics running Minneapolis were willing to let the mob destroy the city AGAIN if Chauvin wasn't convicted. THOSE CORRUPTOCRATS DESERVE A PUNCH RIGHT IN THA MOUTH!!!!!

I think Chief Justice John Roberts was also intimidated by the communist mob, and he wouldn't even consider President Trump's QUESTIONING THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS.  Did Roberts fear even more violence from the angry left ready to burn down the countrry? If I was President, I'D BE THE ONE DOIN' ALL THE INTIMIDATING!!!!!

In EVERY Democrat-ran SHITHOLE, extremely corrupt judges keep setting violent criminals free, and these violent lunatics hurt, rape, and/or murder law-abiding Americans and defraud the taxpayers. Violent illegal aliens violate our laws, and the corrupt, lenient judges harm the public's trust in the court system by LOVE-TAPPING these grotesque criminals on the wrists..

I think that the  government's most important job is to protect the rights of law-abiding Americans, even the Justices of The Supreme Court. When Justice Brett Kavanaugh's life was threatened by a violent leftist psychopath, I think the lunatic in question should have been sent to The Electric Chair. 'The problem is that psychotic, hateful, violent lunatics HAVE NO FEAR  OF the system. WE NEED TO TEACH THESE ASSHOLES A LESSON!!!! THEY ARE IN NEED OF AN ATTENTION GETTER!!!!!!

Recently, domestic terrorists were planning to murder government officials at a DC Press Correspendent's Dinner and another attack at a UFC fight at The White House. These TICK TURDS should be lined up against the wall, and asked if they want a last cigerette and a blindfold. 

PERSONALLY, I'D BARBEQUE THEIR ASSES IN MOLASSAS!!!!

I would take these DANGEROUS LUNATICS back home with me and I would find the TALLLLLLEST tree and hang them!!! When we start teaching these sumbitches respect for the Law, then our honest conservative judges wouldn't be living in fear of these SCUMBUMS!!!!


We need to get serious about protecting our government officials, so of course I think that nice lady Amy Coney-Barrett should get her funding, and I do hope she doesn't resign. Make that BALD asshole Stephen Boasburg resign instead!



I am BUFORD T. JUSTICE, SHERIFF OF MONTAGUE COUNTY, TEXAS

The Democrat's 2026 Navin R. Johnson MId-Term Campaign Strategy


I don't need nobody to win......

i don't need the straight, White Men's vote, and

I don't meed the Black men's vote, and...........


WAITA MINNUT, I need the single woman's vote! THE AWFL's vote!!!!

and that's ALL I NEED. I DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE'S VOTE.


I don't need the married Soccer Moms' Vote.....

and I don't need the working poor's vote, OR THE BLUE COLLAR VOTE, and I 

don't need the legal immigrant's vote....


BUT I NEED THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT'S VOTE!!!!

I need single women's vote and the ILLEGAL IMMIGRSNT'S VOTE!!! THAT'S

ALL I NEED!!!! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE'S VOTE!!!!

OH, WAIT!!!! I NEED THE INDOCTRINATED COLLEGE-AGE COMMUNIST vote, and that's all.

AlI I need is the unmarried woman's vote, the illegal alien's vote, and the college-age Communist vote, and that's ALL I NEED!!!!

I DO NEED THE VOTE COUNTERS CHEATING FOR ME, AND THE CHICOMS AND THE VENEZUELANS RIGGING THE VOTER MACHINES!!!! I NEED THAT!!!!!!!


That's all I need. OH WAIT!!! I need The Muslims......AND THE SATANISTS......AND ALL THE JEW-HATERS!!!! That's all I need,. I DON'T NEED NOTHING ELSE!!!!


That's all I need. I don't need anybody else's vote.

Saturday, July 18, 2026

The Navel-Gazing Republican Eeore: ''Oh Shit, I Think We're Losing The Majority''


Poet Charles Bukowski observed that intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. Likewise, Republicans ALWAYS believe they're going to lose, while Democrats believe they can run a candidate with a NAZI tattoo, publicly fantasize about murdering his opponent's family, import foreign criminals, turn America into a CRIME-RIDDEN, IMPOVERISHED communist hellhole AND WIN!!!


The mid-term elections are happening this year, and many pundits believe that The Republicans will lose the majority in The U.S. House and perhaps even The Senate. Traditionally, n off-year election have been rough for the president's party (The Party In Power), and most leftist pundits have appeared ANNOYINGLY giddy, while most conservative pundits have the look of that downcast donkey from The Winnie the Pooh cartoons. It's ironic is that the donkey has long been the symbol of The Democrat Party.

Here to make his prediction ON THIS NOVEMBER'S MIDTERMS is that downcast Republican donkey, EEORE:


Oh darn, we suck.................

It looks bad for The Republicans. We're gonna lose the majority, and Mike Johnson will have to hand the Speaker's gavel to that Barack Obama wannabee Hakeem Jeffries....Oh no, I can't stand it.

Why would anyone vote for the MOST CONSCIENTIOUS, MODERATE MEMBER OF THE SENATE, MAINE REPUBLICAN SUSAN COLLINS when you can vote for the guy with a NAZI SS tattoo or a candidate WHO DOESN'T KNOW IF HE-SHE IS A MAN OR A WOMAN AND TELLS EVERYBODY THAT HE-SHE HAS A MONTHLY PERIOD OUT HIS COLON????? We're gonna lose that seat., too. Shit.

In Michigan you have a ''progressive'' mohammadon extremist Abdul El-Sayed PROMISING SHARIA LAW running against a Black Republican military officer John James. BLACK REPUBLICANS NEVER WIN!!!!! I think I'm gonna start crying. I'm so depressed.

In Minnesota, you have AN APPEALING moderate Republican Michelle Tafoya  VERSUS DFL ''progressive loons'' Peggy Flanagan or that lesbian Angie Craig who's main claim to fame is that she took part in at least two of the impeachments against President Trump I DON'T THINK THAT Tafoya is nearly progessive  or looney enough to win in Minnesota.

We don't stand a chance. We're gonna lose. I'm gonna slit my wrist.

In Texas, Republican Kenneth Paxton faces off against effeminate leftist weirdo James Talarico. O.K. IT'S TEXAS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. WE WILL PROBABLY  KEEP THAT SEAT.

The Democrats are running communists-socialists and mohammadon extremists who hate the country and think that female athletes should be forced to shower in front of trans-athletes. I wonder HOW are we ever beat these hateful lunatics when we only lead 90-10 on these issues...........

As far as VOTER ID goes, 90% of Republicans support it. 70% of rank-and-file Democrats support it, but the crooked Congress won't pass THE SAVE ACT, and Democrat crooks in Congress call it a violaion of '' voter 'rights''.

All the Democrats have to do is tell their psychotic voters that they HATE TRUMP and we're sure to lose the majority. I'm so depressed. Goodbye, cruel world. We suck.

 

Thursday, July 16, 2026

And Now, 'The ''We're All Gonna Die'' Weather Forecast

It's an absolutely Hellish 90 degrees out there . This record-breaking heat is unprecedented in human history, perhaps even WORLD HISTORY, and the government is warning all Americans to stay inside DURING THIS MAJOR HEAT ADVISORY.

If you have any elderly relatives or friends, check in on them to make sure that they HAVE NOT BEEN ROASTED IN THIS JULY OVEN!!!

Here at the station we are hearing reports of Bald Eagles SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING. If YOU HAVE TO USE AIR CONDITIONING JUST REMEMBER THAT YOUR A/C UNIT MAY BE CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, AND YOU MAY BE KILLING PEOPLE IN FRANCE AND SPAIN.

Also, the use of dirty fossil fuels may cause fires and unhealthy smokey conditions AND WE MAY EXPERIENCE A WEATHER APOCALYPSE OR EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT THIS WEEKEND!!!

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE FOR ANY REASON. DON'T PLAY BASEBALL OR VOLLYBALL. IF YOU WORK IN CONSTRUCTION, LEAVE WHERE YOU ARE AND THROW YOURSELF INTO THE NEAREST LAKE OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!

WHEREVER YOU ARE, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!

(Here's a clip of an American experiencing heatstroke, wearing his pants on his head and calling for a taxi in the middle of the desert):


And now for the 3-day forecast......

IF THE WORLD HASN'T ENDED WHERE YOU ARE, IT WILL BE EVEN WORSE TOMORROW ...UNLESS YOU CHOOSE TO ATTEND A COMMUNIST OR PRIDE PARADE WHERE WE'RE EXPECTING A NICE BREEZE!!!

FOR THE REST OF YOU, IT MIGHT REACH 92 OR 93 DEGREES with cancer-causing UV rays beating your head in TO A PULP!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

What Would Don Imus Be Saying Right About Now?


With all of the lunacy happening in the news nowadays, I was wondering what radio legend Don Imus would be saying about it all right now. Here's a condensed version:: 

The Imus In The Morning Radio Show in progress......

(Quack Quack)

Imus: I'm liking that hottie Sophie Cunningham protecting her little buddy Caitlan Clarke from the nappy-headed hoes ROUGHING HER UP, and did you see her POINTING at the other player? I thought she was jost showing the illegal aliens and America-hating commies ''THE DOOR'' (Frank McCord laughs)......

(Everyone in the studio yells ''WE LOVE YOU, SOPHIE!!!!!'' in unison.)


Imus: So, we had an election in New York, and the STUPID voters elected that communist Islamo-NAZI BIGOT Zohran Mamdani. I'm a rich White Guy and HAD TO LEAVE THE CITY, so now we're in exhile here in SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO, and I'm hanging out with my brother Fred and  my wife Diedre Coleman Imus here at the ranch.

(Bernard McGirk); Has Mayor Mamdani opened up those government-ran grocery stores he was promising his retarded voters? They should be standing in line for toilet paper any day now.

Did you hear that bigot douche re-drew the immigrant map showing the enclaves and he erased the Jewish, Irish, and Italian  neighborhoods?

(BERNARD MCGIRK BRISTLES): THAT RACIST (QUACK)-HOLE!!!!! (Imus laughs).

Imus: I think there will be a street war between The Mohammadons and The Communists versus The Gambini's any day now, and I'm rooting for The Gambini's.....(QUACK QUACK)

In other news, I AM SO DISAPPOINTED that NAZI (QUACK) HOLE GRAHAM PLATNER dropped out of that SENATE race in Maine. Platner would have been SO GOOD FOR THIS SHOW!!!! HE COULD HAVE GIVEN US SO MUCH MATERIAL!!! (laughs)

He could still be in that race if he just announced his conversion to Islam. Mohammadons are EXPECTED to act like pigs around women. He could just say if he raped those women he was just OBEYING THEIR IMAGINARY MOON IDOL ALLAH!

Oh, did you see that braindead whackjob Sunny Hostin on ''The View''? SHE said that she saw all the American flags during The Independence Day weekend and she was afraid?

(Bernard McGirk): Why, is she a communist spy?

Imus: All the looney idiots call you an ''Islamophobe'' if you don't want your wife stoned to death, and your daughter raped and murdered. What do you even CALL SOMEONE WHO HAS AN UNNATURAL FEAR OF AN AMERICAN FLAG????? GET A GRIP, GIRL!!!!!

Have you seen Secretary of State Marco Rubio? He has like 7 or 8 jobs now. He's even babysitting for Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's new baby.

....And now, it's the top of the hour news, here's our very own Charles McCord. Good Morning, Chuck)

CHARLES MCCORD: GOOD MORNING, I-MAN. In overnight news, President Trump ordered another round of bombings on Iranian military infrastructure........(The producer pops a cassette of THE GAP BAND ''YOU DROPPED THE BOMB ON ME''  into the tape deck)

(CHARLES MCCORD READS THE MORNING NEWS)

Imus: Is the GAYTOLLAH ALIVE????

Bernard: Why, are you missing your bae?

Imus: Shut up, you bald-headed bastard.(laughing) Shut up or I'll beat you like a rented mule. (EVERYONE IN THE STUDIO LAUGHS)


Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Give Hate A Chance


In 1992, conservative writer P.J. O'Roarke (pictured) wrote a book ''Give War A Chance'', a satiracal look at war and peace. The title was an ironic twist on the title of the John Lennon song ''Give Peace A Chance''.

Your bushy-tailed pundit would like to twist this idea even deeper. I think that in order to conserve and save our great country as well as Western Civilization as a whole, we should GIVE HATE A CHANCE.


Many people equate ''hate'' with ''racism'', and that I am somehow calling for roving bands of lunatics with white bedsheets over our heads, burning crosses. I am calling for The American People to have the common sense and wisdom to call EVIL out when it happens. Jesus Christ hated the money-changers turning his place of worship into a place for Godless commerce. Also, The Allies wouldn't have EVER won World War 2 without us BEING ABLE TO HATE OUR ENEMIES.  They were despotic and evil, and we were able to beat their asses.

If you ever have a chance to watch WW2-era propaganda, it is quite SHOCKING to our modern sensibilites, as our leaders referred to the Japanese as ''TOJOs'' and ''Japs''.

Now, didn't Jesus also say he hated ''LIARS''? Ah, there it is, PROVERBS 12:22. I think this still applies, like when communists and Toxic Empaths call themselves ''Democrats''.

In the last decade, we've discovered the terrible theft and fraud involving The CORRUPT Minnesota D.F.L. and their ROTTEN Somali supporters. Whistleblowers who warned us of this INJUSTICE were called ''racists''. Their lives were wrecked by the insanely corrupt D.F.L. 

I am calling on ALL rank-and-file Minnesota Democrats to admit their party has turned into a crime orgamization and HIDEOUS HATE GROUP. ALL DEMS CURRENTLY IN POWER SHOULD BE VOTED OUT AND MANY OF THEM BELONG IN PRISON.

Third-World corruptocrats like Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar call us ''racists'' for protesting this theft. I suggest we should HATE HER NON-STOP B.S. BECAUSE SHE AND THOSE LIKE HER CAME INTO OUR mostly white COUNTRY AND STOLE FROM US. THEY ARE THE RACISTS!

Have you noticed that RACE HUSTLERS DEMONIZE White Americans even for sins from the distant past, while leftist LUNATICS HAVE MADE STRAIGHT ,WHITE CONSERVATIVE MEN THE MOST DEMONIZED AND DESCRIMINATED SEGMENT OF OUR SOCIETY? I SAY WE REJECT THE LEFTIST'S PROPAGANDA AND THAT REAL DIVERSITY MEANS ''ALL OF US''.

Instead of allowing this corrupt LUNACY, we should be throwing these foreign criminal thugs into prison and DEPORTING THEIR CLANS BACK TO THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM.

Moslems come into Western countries, and expect us TO ADOPT THEIR EVIL, ROTTEN WORLDVIEW, COMPLETE WITH THE ABUSE OF WOMEN, CHILD RAPE, and all the other horrors of what they call ''SHARIA LAW.'' I think that no Moslem should be allowed within 3,000 miles of ANY White-majority, Western democracy. I BET YOU THINK THAT TOO, BUT YOU'VE BEEN intimidated AND BAMBOOZLED BY THE REAL HATERS.

When you resist their INBRED lunacy, they call you an ''Islamophobe''. They will call you one even if you submit to their hateful, weird worldview and practices, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL FIGHT BACK, RIGHT? HATING the Mohammadons AND THEIR SHITTY WORLDVIEW could VERY WELL save Western civilization.

By the way, I don't hate and want to banish ALL MOSLEMS. I think that former Minnesota Vikings Wide Reciever Ahmad Rashad is probably a pretty good guy and so he can stay.

I also DON'T HATE ANYONE WILLING TO LEAVE ME AND OUR FREEDOMS ALONE.  I just want the DOMINEERING, BULLYING, MURDEROUS mohammadons and the America-hating communists thrown out of the country.

I think that every college with communist, America-hating professors should be investigated., and any college with a professor who took to Twitter/X and celebrated the murder of Charlie Kirk should lose their taxpayer funding. THEY SHOULD BE HATED AND REVILED AND THESE EVIL, HATEFUL FREAKS SHOULD BE PUBLICLY SHAMED AND RELENTLESSLY MOCKED. They are destroying the country, and rotting the souls of our young people.

ALL I'M SAYING IS ''GIVE HATE A CHANCE.'' We may be saving our civilization.

Monday, July 13, 2026

HEADLINE: RACIST, ANTI-SEMITIC COMMUNIST NY MAYOR MAMDANI RE-DRAWS IMMIGRANT MAP, ERASING JEWISH, IRISH AND ITALIAN NEIGHBORHOODS

 


This city belongs to foreigners, Takers, Mohammadons, and Communists now! Whites and Capitalists should leave. (I will still tax you even if you no longer reside in OUR CITY!)


And Now, A Message From The Pathological Democrat Liars Of America


Democrats are hateful, dishonest lunatics, and they ruin cities, states, and entire countries. They spend all their time robbing the taxpayers and lying their asses off. They lie about THEIR OWN RECORD, accusing their enemies of what they themselves are guilty off. 

Most Democrats would sell their families to the communists and militant mohammadons and accept shariah law if they thought it meant that they could somehow feed their insatiable lust for power.

They lie about America's history, they call our humanity into question, they politicize EVERY aspect of life, and almost no one can escape their ultra-aggressive, insane, constant LYING: Here to address this is The Spokesman of The Pathological Democrat Liars of America:


Hi, I am Tommy Flanangan. I'm related to Minnesota Lieutenant Governor and Senatorial candidate Peggy Flanagan. In fact, I'm her........Her TWIN BROTHER!! Yeah, That's the ticket!!!

Just remember, ''Nobody is illegal on stolen land''. America was BUILT by UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS....AND SOMALIS!! IT'S THE WHITE MAN WHO CAME ILLEGALLY, AND STOLE ALL THE LAND.....AND THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE DEPORTED!!! 

Thomas Jefferson STOLE THE LOUSIANA PURCHASE FROM THE NAVAJOS...Yeah, That's the ticket! A...AND TEDDY ROOSEVELT stole Alaska from the Eskimoes.  Peter Minuet STOLE MANHATTAN FROM THE NATIVE AMERICANS with blankets full of tubercalosis AND OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI RE-BUILT The New York skyline. Yeah, THAT'S THE TICKET!!!

''The Republicans want to ban books, while WE DEMOCRATS want to ban HUNGER!!!''

Just like my hero, Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz. says. You rotten Republicans want to ban SO-CALLED age-inappropriate pornography from elementary schools. How will all the 10-year-old trans activists in the government elementary schools even know if they are a boy or a girl or if they like boys or girls without these books to learn from????? Without pornography, HOW WILL KIDS LEARN TO READ??? HOW?????

 It was Democrats who introduced The ''FEEDING OUR FUTURE'' program as a government Covid-rea program ''designed'' to feed hungry Americans.In Minnesota, KIDZZZ WERE STARVING JUST LIKE THEY WERE IN 1985 ETHIOPIA BECAUSE OF THOSE DASTARDLY REPUBLICANS!!!

 I AM HAPPY TO SAY THAT DOZENS OF SOMALIS WILL NOT GO HUNGRY BECAUSE OF THE FEEDING OUR FUTURE PROGRAM.!!!!  IN FACT, MANY SOMALIS ARE ABLE TO PURCHASE LUXURY HOMES AND AUTOMOBILES BECAUSE OF THIS PROGRAM!!! Yeah, That's the ticket!!!!

This week, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's wife said that Mother Mary, Jesus's mother was an ''UNDOCUMENTED  MIGRANT AND A PALESTINIAN! In fact, Jesus was a Hamas COMMANDER!!! Yeah, that's the ticket! A,,,,AND HE BE=HEADED BABIES AND RAPED 14 YEAR OLD JEWISH GIRLS DURING THE INVASION OF OCTOBER 7, 2023........B.C.!!!!!

YEAH......THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!!!

Finally, that NAZI KING Trump AND HIS ICE GESTAPO KIDNAP UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS AND MURDER THE PROTESTORS.....JUST BECAUSE THAT ANGEL RENEE GOOD TRIED TO RUN ONE OF THEM OVER!!!! THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS MURDERED BECAUSE SHE RESISTED THE FASCISTS AND RACIST ADMINISTRATION!!!!!

YEAH.....THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!

Friday, July 10, 2026

If We Republicans Acted Like Democrats We Would Be (And Should Be) Ashamed Of Ourselves


This week, members of The (Masked) Patriot Front, a group of liberal idiots masquerading as White Nationalists, boarded a DC Metro train in their sunglasses, masks, and tan khakis, and ''surrounded'' a lone Black female rider.

There was a photographer from Reuters on the scene to capture the performative stupidity, and the hosts on CNN and MSNOW had trouble breathing as they expressed their ''terror'' at the image of this silly, fake stunt. They compared the Black female to Rosa Parks, and nobody at CNN informed their misinformed viewers that this was very LIKELY a performance from the threatrical wing of The Southern Poverty Law Center. 

The SPLC was RECENTLY caugtht fraudulently throwing millions of taxpayer dollars pulling racist stunts so they ''could fight racism.'' This scene on the train must have been the latest performance starring these ''right-wing thespians''. Instead of admitting what this really was, all the Trump-hating yapping liberal parrots said this picture is ''TRUMP'S AMERICA''.  Leftist activist Brian Krassenstein even tweeted ''This photo should win the Pulitzer.''

ULP, I just threw up a little.

Leftists are ALWAYS putting on custumes and acting like the ultra-obnoxious version of what they think their enemies are. Tim Walz and LEFTIST SNOB John Kerrey put-on their Elmer Fudd costume when they want to come across like ''regular guys''. Some creeps dress like drag queens, offending any NORMAL, REAL woman. These masked Patriot Front douches dress in sunglasses, masks, and tan khaki pants and march around like Ku Klux Klan rejects. TAKE OFF THE MASKS, YOU COWARDS!

For the left, EVERY DAY is Halloween.

Have you EVER seen current House Speaker Mike Johnson or ANY Republican put on a Democrat costume and act like lunatic morons? If ANY Republican EVER did this, he or she would be primaried out of office and universally shunnned. If we Republicans ever acted like Democrat-Socialists we would be (and should be) ashamed of ourselves.

There is A BIG DIFFERENCE between ICE AGENTS WEARING MASKS and THE MASKED PATRIOT FRONT. ICE AGENTS HAVE TO wear masks because dangerous LEFTIST protestors will DOXX and threaten their families if these federal agents are identified.

To appeal to ''EVERYDAY, NORMAL'' MALE VOTERS, the Dems recruited Graham Platner to run against Maine's ultra-moderate Senator Susan Collins. Platner has a NAZI tattoo on his chest, and has a long history of ACTING LIKE A PIG AROUND WOMEN. This is how The Democrats plan to appeal to ''NORMAL, EVERYDAY'' MALE VOTERS? 

Democrat strategists must think it's a bad idea to educate or inform the voters,  just put on ANOTHER BIG, SILLY SHOW. Will The Democrats EVER end this silliness? Don't hold your breath.