Country Superstar Ella Langley: ''After 25 Weeks At Number One, I Am So Sick Of That Dayam Song!!!'' (''Choosin Texas'')

Ella Langley, the newest queen of Country Music, has seen her megahit ''Choosin' Texas'' dominate The Billboard Top 100 Pop Chart, staying at number one for an unbelievable 25 non-consecutive weeks. 

''I am so sick of that dayam song!!! Hell, I understand that people were almost hanging themselves in 1978 when Pat Boone's daughter Debby had that song at number one for just TEN weeks! 'You Light Up My Life'' was a sweetie pie of a song, but I think the song became annoying because of it's own success.

The most successful SONG by the most successful POP group, THE BEATLES stayed at NUMBER ONE for ONLY 9 weeks. ''Hey Jude!!!!'' Hello????? Everyone still loves that song. My song BEATS ''Hey Jude'' by 16 weeks. Is my song THAT MUCH BETTER THAN ''HEY JUDE''? 

Don't misunderstand me, I like my song. I like singing it for my fans,  but does ANY SONG DESERVE TO STAY AT NUMBER ONE FOR OVER 25 WEEKS???? HELL NO!! 

I'm just a small town country girl. I like hanging out at the house watching my dog chase the BUNNIES around the backyard. I go deer hunting with my Dad. I DON'T NEED REPORTERS STICKING MICROPHONES IN MY FACE EVERYWHERE I GO, ASKING ABOUT MY SONG BEIN' AT NUMBER ONE FOR YET ANOTHER WEEK!

SOMEBODY!! ANYBODY!! KNOCK MY SONG OFF OF THE NUMBER ONE SPOT AN' KEEP IT OFF!!! THIS IS REDICULOUS!!! I'M HEARING THE SONG 9 OR 10 TIMES EVERY DAY ON THE DAYAM RADIO!''

(This is just a parody. Ms. Langley hasn't said this....to my knowledge,)

The Book Of James (Talarico): The Lone Star State Elects A Blasphemous Communist Weirdo

The biggest surprise on Tuesday night happened in Texas, as Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton LOST his U.S. SENATE RACE AGAINST BLASPHEMOUS, leftist weirdo JAMES TALARICO.

Let us turn to The Book of James (Talarico), and begin our reading of Chapter 9:

1. And in those days before election, The low-testosterone and blasphemous James had dissappeared for two weeks, and everyone wondered where he went. 2. Bur alas, on Election Day, and the votes were cast and counted, low-testosterone James (Talarico) won, shocking many. 3. The drag-queens, the abortionists, and the Christian haters rejoiced. 4. The illegal migrants, the leftists, the anti-Semites and the communists did too. 5. Also, the drug dealers and the human traffickers rejoiced because the border was opened wide.

6. The barbeque beef-eaters and the patriots stayed home, giving the democrats and the perverts the majority in The House and The Senate. 7. And everybody blamed President Trump,  the war in Iran and the price of gasoline. 8. And the democrats spent the next years impeaching the president and taxing the middle class.

The end.

The Voters Of Minnesota: ''There's A lot Of Fraud Here, And We Want More Of It!!''

In Minnesiota, there were candidates promising to fight crime and fraud, and then there's The DFL (Democrat Fraudsters-Lunatics) robbing the taxpayers blind while belly aching about ''Affordability''.

On Tuesday night, the voters of Minnesota voted for even MORE fraud. Perhaps they believe that all that ill-gotten loot from over-taxation, fraud, and money laundering will make life more ''affordable'.

Somalis shooting up high school football games and violent illegal aliens from the third world will continue to enjoy lenient treatment because Cedrick Frazier, Mary the Maniac Moriarty's hand-picked successor, defeated a more ''moderate''  Democrat Anders Folk in the race for Hennepin County Attorney. 

The ultra-corrupt Minnesota State Attorney General Keith Ellison, who was caught ON VIDEO promising to protect Somali criminals, was re-elected, defeating an actual attorney Ron Schutz.

Ultra-extremist Lieutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan was elected to The U.S. Senate. She helped run Minnesota into the ground while Tim Walz was Kamala Harris's V.P. running mate. The voters rejected center-right Republican Michelle Tafoya.

The voters ALSO rejected fraud-fighter Republican Lisa Demoth, electing Senator Amy Klobuchar, who promises to investigate fraud. Sure. As House Majority Leader in The Minnesota State House Lisa Demuth ACTUALLY fought the fraudsters, but the voters didn't care about the DFL fraud machine robbing the taxpayers.

The corrupt DFL and their corrupt supporters WILL CONTINUE TO REWARD EACH OTHER. To be a Republican in Minnesota feels like you're surrounded by ''fraud zombies'

In Minnesota's 5th District, the voters overwhelmingly voted for the third-world corruptocrat who married her own brother. We are learning a lot about her family, and she has a fake name. Question: If ''Ilhan Omar'' isn't even her real name, should votes for ''Ilhan Omar'' even count?

Silly Squirrel, LAWS DON'T MATTER IN MINNESOTA!

It was a clean sweep for the DFL Orcs. The only thing that really changed is that we have ANOTHER DFL TRIFECTA, and these corruptocrats will be even more emboldened to aggressively screw the taxpayers, The Somali fraudsters will be able to afford even bigger houses and luxury cars.

At least we are rid of that maniac Tim Walz, unless Governor-Elect Klobuchar decides to fill her empty Senate seat with ''Tampon Timmy''.

The voters of Minnesota know about all he fraud, and they voted for more of it.

A Public Service Announcement For Republicans

Hey, you Republicans who haven't voted yet.

Remember, polls exist to discourage Republican voters from voting.

The Democrats are motivated by hate, and they want the streets of America running red with the blood of capitalists. They have been taken over by America-hating communists and exremist Muslims wanting to replace The Constitution with sharia ''law''. The Republicans aren't perfect, but The Democrats have lost their minds.

Get off your couch and vote!

Alaska Democrats: If You're Not Cheating, You're Not Trying

On Election Day, Republicans usually prefer to vote before or after work, then they might go home and watch the  returns.

Democrats on the other hand,  like scamming the system, early voting, keeping the polls open past the deadline, mailing lots of ballot even to addresses where there are no residents, counting and recounting until they win, dead voters voting, ranked-choice voting, illigal aliens voting, vote harvesting, and stuffing ballot boxes.

We are discovering what we think is an inventive NEW WAY of cheating in Alaska.

The Democrats have looked for and recruited a candidate with the THE SAME NAME AS THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE INCUMBENT. The Republican Senator's name is Dan S.Sullivan.....and the new candidate's name is ALSO Dan Sullivan, also known as Dan J. Sullivan. 

The Democrat candidate Mary Peltola, the state's Democrat Party, as well as Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer are denying any wrong-doing, but Alaska's Republican Governor Mike Dunleavy has opened an investigation into this matter. The angry Republicans want to know if this was done to confuse the voters in this close race. 

When asked about it, our Democrat source in Alaska smiled and said ''If you're not cheating, you're not trying''.

CORRESPONDENT BARRY MANILOW FILES AN ILHAN OMAR COPACABANA SONG PARODY REPORT

On October 12, Federal agents raided Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar's D.C. residence. We have our correspondent Barry Manilow ON THE SCENE, who files this FOLLOW-UP COPACABANA song parody report:

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

There was agents everywhere, She says it isn't fair

She's a fraudster, She married her brother

To migrants she's a star, She's like Pablo Escobar

Will they go to court?

denaturalize and deport?

Marriage and immigration fraud, Time might be

running short for

Ilhan, Ilhan Sur Said Elmi

They say the evidence is overwhelming

Goodbye, llhan, Ilhan O--mar

All this corruption

She says it's all nothin'

Ilhan Omar

Is that even her real name?

It could be RICO, a Somali crime ring

Dad's a war criminal, The Commie regime fell

She might be finished, It could be over

The Somali fraudsters stole, the taxpayer's dough

Can this ALL be true? This story isn't new

They robbed us blind, will she have to resign?

She blames the Jews

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

The evidence is overwhelming

Her name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

All this corruption

She says it's just nothing

Ilhan Omar..........That's not her name

(back-up singers) Ilhan Omar

Ilhan Omar

Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

So much corruption

She says it's just nothing

Her name is Ilhan, She married her brother

but that was 24 years ago, when she married her bro

Now she's a fraudster, The colonels' daughter

When asked about it, She said ''Not to my knowledge''

What did those agents find? (What's in) that warrant the judge signed?

Trump wants her gone, and she should be sent home, and she should just resign

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

The evidence is overwhelming

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

She's so corrupt

and morally bandkrupt

Ilhan Omar

That's not her name...........

That's not her name........

Legendary British Rock Band The Who ''Visits'' Barack Obama's Presidential Library

This week, pompous former President Barack Obama mocked President Trump's White House renovation designs, saying that ''It's as if Saddam Hussein designed a Cheesecake Factory.'' Trump replied that obama doesn't understand the concept of RENOVATIONS. 

It's remarkabale that the person behind The recently-opened Barack Obama Presidential Library really has anything to say about ANYONE ELSES DESIGNS. Shouldn't he be doing something about the rats and mold taking over The CHICAGO SCHOOL NAMED AFTER HIM?

Obama mocked President Trump. We here at RSR MOCK OBAMA.

Here's legendary British rock band The Who ''visiting'' The Barack Obama Presidential Library:

And They Call Us The Fascists

November 3 is almost here, and the communist Democrat-Socialists are deciding if they want to make the streets of America run red with the blood of capitalists or if they want to turn America into a Islamic shithole ruled by Sharia Law. Their voters are almost unbelievably ignorant and full of hate for America. 

Michigan DEMOCRAT Representative Ellssa  Slotkin is threatening to throw anyone who supports President Trump in prison. Her lunatic allies believe that by throwing their opponents in prison that she can intimidate young Americans into becoming dutiful little Democrat-Socialists.

And these people call us the fascists. Vote accordingly.

A Red Forman Commentary: How Do These Democrat Jack-Asses Keep Getting Away With All This Crap?

Our resident Everydad Red Forman returns with a very important question:

Thank, Red.

 The Democrats put corrupt, lenient judges on the bench and they let violent criminals back on the streets. Then the criminals hurt more victims, and their solution is to take guns away from LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS! HOW DO THESE DEMOCRAT JACK-ASSES GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP?????

In Minnesota, the BLACK Republican candidate running for Governor is delivering a speech, and Democrat ''activists'' crash the event holding a ''Republikkkan'' sign. The Republican Party was created to stop the spread of slavery, while The Ku Klux Klan was created  by defeated confederate (Democrat) soldiers. HOW DO THESE DEMOCRAT JACK-ASSES GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????

Slow Joe Biden issues A TON of executive orders on his first day as president, killing the Keystone XL Pipeline, STOPPING refineries from being built, and the price of gas explodes.....AND THE DEMOCRATS GET AWAY WITH BITCHING ABOUT THE PRICE AND ''AFFORDABILITY'' OF GAS. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????

In many areas, Democrats have turned cities into crime-infested, impoverished warzones, YET THEY STILL BLAME REPUBLICANS. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS B.S.????

9 of the 10 most expensive states are ran by Democrats, yet they complain about ''AFFORDABILITY''. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????

There were over 20,000 murders in the country last year, and of that, over 13,000 were committed by illegal aliens. Yet, The Democrats waste out time harping about 1 or 2 anti-I.C.E. protestors being shot. HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????

These Democrats deserve a swift boot up their ass. RED SAYS ''VOTE RED''.

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE'S DAY 2026 TO ALL YOU ANTI-CHRISTIAN, AMERICA-HATING COMMIE HEATHENS

 

SHOCK POLL: 4 IN 10 YOUNG AMERICANS ARE RETARDED ASSHOLES

Pamela Geller recently wrote that 4 in 10 Young Americans support Sharia ''Law''. In Sharia law, women are mistreated and tortured, 9-year old girls are forced to marry adult males, and non-muslim countries are targetted while Muslim adherents act like all this demonic, violent subjugation is somehow ''holy''.

Either you know what Sharia law is or you don't. If you believe it's o.k. to force a 7-year-old girl to marry an adult man, then you support Sharia-styled pedophilia. If you believe that wives can be buried to their necks and stoned to death then you're a violent misogynist. Apparently, 4 in 10 young Americans support this, or they really don't. Many of these ignorant, retarded assholes just hate and oppose western civilization.

A lot of young Americans attend universities where they are relentlessly indoctrinated, learning to hate White America, Western civilization, Christian and Jewish culture, and Captialism. About 4 in 10 young Americans are overly- educated, retarded assholes.

We are in the midst of mid-term elections, and The Democrats are relying on these retarded assholes for their votes because their party has been taken over by The DSA (Democratic Socialists of America) and they see Islamic extremists as their allies. The coalition of Socialists-Communists and The Islamic extremists are referred to as ''The Red-Green Coalition''.

I refer to them as The Coalition of America-hating Retarded Asshloles and Inbred Mohammadon Lunatics.

These downwardly-mobile, highly indoctrinated, retarded assholes have been gouged by their corrupt colleges and taught anti-American bigotry by their professors. Most of these retarded assholes cannot pay back their college loans, and are ''feeling'' left behind, yet they blame western civilization, not the corrupt Hate-Indoctrination Industry (my nickname for The American University System).

I really don't think that 4 in 10 young Americans REALLY want Sharia ''Law''. They don't KNOW what it really is. Muslims take homosexuals and throw them off of buildings to their death. Muslims murder non-Muslims. I think they are being influenced and whipped into a frenzy by retarded, hateful assholes like ''influencer'' Hasan Piker, (pictured), who says stuff like ''I want to see the streets of America running red with the blood of capitalists.'' 

He also said that America deserved the 9/11 attacks.Wow, what a retarded asshole.

Piker ADMIRES Chinese communist dictator Mao Zedong, and sometimes he wears a large grey jacket just like his hero. Chairman Mao also used young retarded assholes to terrorize China into submission. After communists take over a country, they usually execute their retarded asshole foot soldiers.

Watch out, America. The retarded assholes are on the march.

Hank Hill: I Am Voting For Ken Paxton. That Liberal Giblet Head James Talarico Just Ain't Right!

We welcome All-American Dad Hank Hill to comment on The 2026 Texas Senate race:

Thank you. My name is Hank Hill. I am a resident of the town of Arlen. I work for Strickland Propane where we sell Propane and Propane accesories. I am a proud Texan, and I love my wife Peggy and The Dallas Cowboys.

My boy Bobby attends Thomas Landrey Middle School, and I will be voting for Ken Paxton.

His opponent is a weirdo named James Talarico. This blasphemous giblet head calls himself ''a Christian'', but says there are many routes to heaven. He believes in some ''non-binary'' God, and that athiests are the best Christians.

I will be voting for Republican Ken Paxton because I don't want my boy to be indoctrinated by a bunch of communist heathens or be forced to pray on a mat like some kind of Mohammadon.

My wife Peggy is The Arlen ''High School Subsitute Teacher of the Year'', and we can't stand these communist weirdos trying to dumb down our schools. My neighbor Dale Gribble thinks that Satan-worshippers and Islamo-fascists have taken over the government schools. For once, I think he might be right. Those freaky drag queens are terrifying. They look like Satan Clowns.

That liberal twig-boyJames Tala-freako insults football fans and Normal-Americans who eat beef, and he looks like a ventriloquist dummy. I think he'd fit right in one of those high-crime; low-testosterone states like New York City or San Francisco I tell you WHAT!

On November 3, I'm taking my buddies Boomhauer and Bill to the polls and pulling the lever for Ken Paxton as our next Senator of the Lone Star state of Texas! Thank You.

AND NOW, A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: HOW TO NOT GET SHOT BY AN I.C.E. AGENT

 

DON'T TRY TO RUN I.C.E. AGENT(S) OVER!!! THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE, EVEN ALL YOU WHITE WOMEN!

HEADLINE: SOMALI GANGS ''CULTURALLY ENRICH'' MINNESOTA HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL HOMECOMING GAME

In Minnesota High School Football, The Eden Prarie High School Homecoming football game with Minnetonka was interruptd by East African gangs SHOOTING AT EACH OTHER, and the game was cancelled. The gunfire caused a panic in the stands, as two East African scholars were injured with non-life threatening injuries,

We thank Former Presidents Clinton and Obama as well as The Lutheran Charities for sponsoring the halftime (?) show.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: THIS HALLOWEEN, GO AS PANDERING, BURQA-WEARING DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE PEGGY FLANAGAN

If you're looking for any Halloween costume ideas, how about trying on a hijab and burqa, and go trick-or-treating as ''PANDERING LEFTIST DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE PEGGY FLANAGAN?!!!

Or, go as your favorite Democrat candidates, New York Governor Kathy Hochul or even former Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges! These Democrat politicians wear traditional Islamic garb while shamelessly pandering and begging for Muslim votes..

WARNING: BE CAREFUL. DO NOT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN IN A MUSLIM NEIGHBORHOOD, NON-MUSLIM HOLIDAYS ARE CONSIDERED ''HARAM'', AND IF YOU VIOLATE SHARIA LAW. YOU MIGHT BE BURIED TO YOUR NECK AND STONED TO DEATH.... AND THAT WOULD RUIN YOUR HALLOWEEN FUN.

                                       Former Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges

AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM THE SUPREME LEADER OF IRAN (''VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!!")

Dear American Democrat-Socialists,

Get out and vote and destory THE GREAT SATAN TRUMP AND  HEGSETH'S WAR-MONGERING REGIME AS WELL AS THAT FILTHY GENOCIDAL JEW NETANYAHU!!!!

A VOTE for El-Sayed and Flanagan and Talarico is A VOTE TO END THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITIES THAT THREATEN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! Our worldwide MOHAMMADON CALIPHATE DEPENDS ON YOU DEMOCRATS, SO GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

When you Democrat-Socialists take back the majorities in The House and The Senate, you protect our BASIC HUMAN rights to STONE WOMEN TO DEATH FOR SHOWING THEIR HAIR, to marry our 9-year old nieces, and to keep exporting terror around the world. Doesn't that SOUND NICE?

On November 3rd, VOTE FOR DSA ALL THE WAY!!! You can also vote early or ABSENTEE. In much of your country, you can also harvest votes. Also, don't let the racist Republicans stop you from voting if you're an undocumented immigrant!!!!

Your ''friends'' in Iran ENTHUSIASTICALLY SUPPORT THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA, SO GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

WELCOME TO MINNESOTA. THIS IS THE D.F.L. PARTY

 

They Found More Writings Of Nostradamus

Michel de Nostredame, better know as Nostradamus, was a 16th century man famous for his predictions. He made cryptic forecasts relating to the rise of Hitler, the assassination of John F. Kennedy, and many other historical events. Recently, historians discovered even more writings near his childhood home, stashed in the wall of a local family's work shop. Here are some interesting findings:

We believe that this prediction was about Muslim internet  ''influencer'' Hasan Piker:

Hornets from Hell flew out of his Turkish beak

Born on third base, Influencer of Hate

A Grey-Coated one says ''The Towers deserved to FALL and BURN on 9 plus 10 plus 1!!!''

and the Mohammadons shall RULE the Earth so let it be done!!!!

We believe this prediction describes Kamala Harris's rise to power:

And the Great Whore arose off her knees, and climbed

the ranks of power

Laughing and Cackling like a Hyena

Speaking in word salads, Speaking Nonsense, a tower of Babel

Her campaign crashed and burned as Donald with Orange Hair returned

We're sure this prediction relates to the 2026 mid-term elections:

In the year 2000 plus 20 plus 6

young and envious foolish knaves full of envy and ignorant of history

chose chains of slavery under the mohammadon rule and

to make the streets run red with the blood of the rich 

And finally, a prediction relating to the Conflict with Iran:

The Orange-hair ruler attacked and

the mullahs saw fireballs fall from the sky

In Western Babylon, the first world cried and complained

about the AFFORDABILITY of petrol

HEADLINE: ANTI-SEMITIC RAPPER MACKLEMORE YELLS ''FREE PALESTINE'' DURING SHOW

                                                Pretty Fly For An Anti-Semite

Legendary Insult Comic Don Rickles Roasts ''Influencer'' Hasan Piker

 We here at The RedSquirrel Report are honored to welcome the legendary comedian and master of insult comedy, THE GREAT DON RICKLES. He wanted to deliver a message to leftist 'influencer'' Hasan Piker. 

Here he is, Mr. DON RICKLES!''

THE BAND PLAYS DON RICKLES' WALK-ON MUSIC, La Virgen De La Macarena AKA The Bullfighter Song 

Thanks, you RED HOCKEY PUCK.

First of all, I have a message to all the third-world, non English speaking voters and undocumented migrants out there.. '' KAMALAMALAMA LAKALABOOOOGIDDYBOOOOBITYBOOGITTY!!!!!''

To our Spanish-speaking friends, i say ''Si illegalo seniors and senoritas, ICE will be alongo soono. Just geto on the busso!''

Every time I see Hasan Piker I always WONDER (ten-second pause) HEY HOCKEY PUCK, ARE YOU WEARING A MASK? They call THIS DORK an ''influencer''. He influences me to THROW UP!!!

Hasan Piker said that America deserved to be attacked on 9/11.. i THINK PIKER SHOULD BE LOCKED IN A CAGE WITH  SEX-STARVED GORILLAS!!!

This hockey puck HASAN IS A BIG ADMIRER OF CHINESE COMMUNIST DICTATOR MAO ZEDONG WHO IS THE BIGGEST MASS MURDERER IN HUMAN HISTORY. SOMEBODY SEND THIS HATEFUL DOUCHE BACK TO THE 4TH GRADE!!!

THIS HATEFUL IDIOT SAYS HE WANTS THE STREETS TO RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF CAPITALISTS. HEY YA COMMUNIST LUNATIC, ANSWER THE DOOR. THE F.B.I. IS PAYING YOU A VISIT!!

AND FINALLY, GOD TOOK DOLLY PARTON AND LEFT THIS CREEP HASAN PIKER. (LOOKING UP) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU HOCKEY PUCKS DOING UP THERE???!!!!

THAT'S IT. I'M OUT OF HERE!!! (Cue The Bullfighter music)

BRIAN STELTER: THE 1ST AMENDMENT GIVES CNN AND MS-NOW THE RIGHT TO SLANDER AND RELENTLESSLY ATTACK THE PRESIDENT

 

Last Friday, President Trump banned CNN, MS-NOW, and Politico from The White House over ''unfavorable coverage''. Recently, ABC NEWS had agreed to pay a $15 million defamation settlement to The Trump Presidential Library AND PARAMOUNT paid a $16 million settlement FROM misleading editing on a ''60 minutes'' story on The President.

Almost EVERYTHING the liberal mainstream news media says is false OR AT LEAST MISLEADING. Almost ALL of their reporting is negative, and they will not report ANYTHING POSITIVE regarding The President or his Administration.

They incessantly harp on the price of gas, but will not report on the record low poverty rate.

According to our D.C. source, The Administration believes that  CNN and MS-NOW don't really need access to The White House. They can just keep LYING and reporting ''FAKE NEWS'' without sending their correspondents to The White House Press Room.

Many on the left are accusing The President of VIOLATING the First Amendment rights of reporters to slander and relentlessly attack The President.

According to CNN's Chief Media Analyst Brian Stelter:

Thie First Amendment gives CNN and MS NOW and NBC and ABC NEWS and Politico and 60 Minutes the right TO SLANDER AND RELENTLESSLY ATTACK THIS NAZI DICTATOR. In the 1930's the horrors of NAZISM didn't START with the GAS CHAMBERS. Hitler started by banning the members of The Press FROM HIS DAILY PRESS CONFERENCES!

CNN, MS-NOW, and Politico, with the help of George Soros, USAID, and ACTBLUE  have announced a lawsuit against The Trump Administration. WE UNDERSTAND THE CASE WILL BE REFERRED TO AS:

''NATTERING NABOBS OF NEGATIVISM CNN, MS-NOW, AND POLITICO V. THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION''

We will keep you abreast on this important story.

Hunter S, Thompson's Fear And Loathing On The 2026 Campaign Trail

I wonder what the great gonzo journalist Humter S. Thompson would be saying right now if he had to cover the Democrats running for public office in 2026:

Dear Ralph,

THIS CAMPAIGN TRAIL is horrifying, with so many mohammadon swine and communists determined to put an end to our great republic, I really need to make sure I don't run out of my ''supplies''. I don't see myself making it through to Election Day.

There's not enough Wild Turkey and grapefruit in the world for this.

In a just world, this Wretched, filthy Mohammadon asshole El-Sayed would be DEPORTED. I covered his campaign and caught him lying from one end of Michigan to the other. One day he tells a communist muslim crowd that he WANTS TO make American FOOTBALL ILLEGAL WHILE french kissing that HATEFUL spincbter douche Hasan Piker. The next day he's telling a crowd at the University of Michigan that he scored 5 touchdowns in the 2014 Rose Bowl. All this Evil, dishonest creep does is pander. I think the term is ''TAQIYYA''.

Then, it was off to cover that corrupt Communist Harpy Peggy Flanagan. That vile, leftist weirdo is glasses-deep in all of the corruption in Somalisota, and most of The D.F.L. (Democrat-Fraudster-Liar) Party should be locked in prison for the next 20 years, Some asshole or group of assholes imported almost half of the population of Somalia, the place where our Blaxk Hawk soldiers were murdered and dragged around. That's the thanks we get for keeping these light bulb-headed savages from starvation. 

Now, they do what they do......STEAL EVERYTHING THEY POSSIBLY CAN FROM THEIR HOSTS, THEIR NEIGHBORS, AND FROM THEIR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ALIKE. I HEAR their number one industry is  ''piracy''. All the democrat females running for office in 2026 are pandering to the so-called ''religion of peace'' by donning the traditional garb of these satan-worshipping rapists.

I covered that effeminette weirdo James Talarico. I understand he wants to make barbeques illegal in Texas and replace The Alamo and with a mosque. Confucious was more of a Christian than this clown!

These little arrogant America-hating communsit college kids think that inflation will go away if they elect this bunch of communist-Islamo-NAZIS. They keep using this bullshit term ''AFFORDABILITY''. They want to drag the landlord down main street and doucheboy Hasan wants the streets running red with the blood of capitalists.

I remember the good ole days, hating Republicans like that paranoid douche Tricky Dick made politics a little more fun. Now, it's the woke assholes trying to shame America from her affluence and freedom as they threaten everyone who loves this country. They are working their hardest to alienate even old school Democrats and trying to replace us with America-hating foreigners. I use to enjoy visiting colleges, but now these dreadful assholes are celebrating the murder of people like Charlie Kirk. This crap never happened before. The Democrat party acts like everyone is possessed.

I'll try to get through the next 6 weeks. When the going gets tough, the tough get WIERD. I hope I CAN MAKE IT TO NOVEMBER.

Your friend, Hunter S. Thompson.

OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY I'M ENDORSING ILHAN OMAR'S REPUBLICAN OPPONENT, JOHN NAGEL

In Minnesota's fifth Congressional District, underdog Republican candidate John Nagel, a 30-year state patrol officer, is running against the third-world corruptocrat incumbant Ilhan Omar. We're not sure if the 4-term Somali Democrat will make it to Election Day since federal agents are investigating her seemingly illegal marriage to her own brother. 

That would be marriage AND immigration fraud, and she can be denaturalized and deported from the country.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, this is the new TOP TEN LIST. THESE ARE THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY I'M ENDORSING ILHAN OMAR'S REPUBLICAN CHALLENGER, JOHN NAGEL

10. Marriage fraud and immigration fraud are deal-breakers.. 

  9. While Ilhan Omar was defrauding the taxpayers, Nagel was working as a State Patrol officer.

  8. John Nagel didn'r refer to the 9/11 terrorist attacks as a day ''somebody did something.''

  7. A vote for Ilhan Omar is a vote for corruption.

  6. I don't vote for ANTI-SEMITES.

  5. Police squad. Nor the America-hating Democrat ''squad''

  4. I don't want to be represented by a third-world corruptocrat.

  3. John Nagel didn't marry his brother.

  2. Republicans might not be perfect, but the other side is crazy/

  1. I won't vote for a America-hating, Marxist mohammadon.

The Return Of Havnagootiim Vishnu Uerheer: The Guru Is Seeking Answers To Profound Questions

The great and wise guru,  Havnagootiim Vishnu Urheer, returns after a long time traveling around the world and beyond. Today, he has many universal questions that he has to ask....

THANK YOU, GREAT REDSQUIRREL, I hope you are well. I have many questions making my head feel heavy. For example:

How come there are no White third world countries?

Why do Leftists commit violent acts against conservatives, and call it ''speech'', but when conservatives SPEAK, the leftists call it ''violence''?

Why do muslims leave their countries, come to America, and complain that America isn't more like the muslim countries they just left??? IF YOU WANT SHARIA LAW, JUST GO BACK HOME WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE IT!!!

The ultra-corrupt Democrats DEFRAUD and steal from the taxpayers and become filthy rich from incredible corruption, then accuse the President  WHO DOESN'T EVEN ACCEPT A PRESIDENTIAL SALARY of being the most corrupt? PROJECTION????

How does ILHAN OMAR get away with calling America a ''racist'' country....AFTER THE BLACK PEOPLE WITH LIGHTBULB HEADS MIGRATE INTO AND ROB THE MOSTLY WHITE PEOPLE......WITH THE HELP OF THE MOSTLY-WHITE GOVERNMENT???

What the socialists call ''income inequalty'' is it more more like ''INCOME DIVERSITY'?''

And finally,

Why do Americans PARK in DRIVEWAYS and DRIVE in PARKWAYS?

May the great spirit Krishna Bless you and yours!

PEGGY FLANAGAN: ARMY RECRUITERS ARE ''GOING AFTER'' POOR STUDENTS AND STUDENTS OF COLOR

 

Minnesota Lieutenant-Governor and DFL Senatorial candidate Peggy Flanagan refers to Army RECRUITMENT AND  THE OFFERING OF OPPORTUNITY as ''GOING AFTER'' poor students and students of color

In Peggy's world, kids are supposed to go to Democrat-ran government schools to be trained to be the DFL's racially-obsessed, communist revolutionary foot soldiers. To the leftist extremists running Minnesota It's downright abusive to teach these kids discipline or try to get young people to make make something of themselves.

Apparently, joining the Arny might turn more kids into Republicans. I remember when Barack Obama disenfranchised our military voters serving overseas, making sire that their ballots would NOT BE COUNTED IN 2012. He knew the members of our miitary HATED communists like him. It looks like Peggy knows this too.

These kids might learn patriotism and that America deserves to be protected from the enemies of America (like Peggy). The worst thing would be losing potential young BLACK VOTERS AND POOR STUDENTS to the Republican Party.

To Peggy Flanagan, corruptocrats, communists, crooks, criminals, creeps, and cross-dressers are acceptable, but members of our miltary are not. Somali frauds are welcome, but young, honest Americans serving our country would be a disaster..

25 Years After 9/11: Never Forget.....AND NEVER FORGIVE

25 years ago yesterday, America was attacked by hateful,Satan-worshipping terrorists. These evil animals hijacked planes, murdered the crews and passengers, and flew the hijacked planes into The World Trade Centers and The Pentagon, killing 3,000 Americans at their places where they worked.

Whenever these attacks are mentioned, most people, especially in the media, tell us to ''never forget this tragedy'' of ''what happened''. I say ''NEVER FORGIVE THE EVIL OF THESE ATROCITIES COMMITTED AGAINST US.'' I will NEVER get over these attacks, and I NEVER WANT TO. 

Muslim third-world corrruptocrat Ilhan Omar referred to the attacks as ''a day somebody did something.'' If her voters had a conscience, they would and should be ashamed of themselves. Semi-professional influencer Hasan Piker said that America deserved to be attacked.  I wonder if he's an evil, hateful douche because he is a muslim, or is he a muslim because he's a n evil, hateful douche.

After The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, America didn't say ''No hard feelings'', We didn't begin allowing millions of Japanese into the country, then began electing them into Congress. America dropped nuclear bombs on them. It was incredibly foolish to let millions of muslims into the country after we were attacked. 

I DO NOT want to see quiet reflection or relatives weeping. I WANT TO SEE RIGHTEOUS OUTRAGE. I do NOT want to see that asshole Zohran Mamdani LAUGHING IT UP with AOC AT GROUND ZERO. I want our F.B.I. to visit EVERY Muslim and tell them we are watching them. 

EVERY MOSQUE SHOULD l be surveilled. If their places of ''worship'' ARE being used as ISLAMIC command centers, WE SHOULD BE DEPORTING ANYBODY THREATENING OR PLOTTING AGAINST THIS COUNTRY.

There was somebody wearing a Palestinian flag at the ceremonies in New York City. yesterday That's a direct threat, and that person should have put on a plane and sent out of the country. i THINK THAT every Muslim should be thrown out of the country. i will NEVER LET GO OF THIS.

NEVER FORGET. NEVER FORGIVE.

The Devil, Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey, And Lindsay Clancy: A Sister Mary Stigmata Commentary

In Massachusetts, The Lindsay Clancy Murder Trial in Plymouth ended in a mistrial. In the state capitol, Governor Maura Healey signed the most extreme abortion law iin the country. In the Lindsay Clancy Trial, 11 of the jurors wanted to call the defendent who brutally murdered her three, small children INNOCENT BY REASON OF INSANITY, 

while unhinged women in pink t-shirts stood outside the courthouse, supporting the cold-blooded killer AS IF SHE WERE A ROCK STAR..

Lindsay Clancy confessed to the murders. Her lawyer agreed to the fact she murdered her three children, BUT 11 of the 12 jurors believed she should NOT be found GUILTY. There was one HOLDOUT juror who refused to return a 'NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY'' verdict, and this hero is being PUBLICLY criticized and harassed.

Here to comment on these disturbing events in Massachusetts is our Faith and Religion Correspondent, Sister Mary Stigmata.

GOD BLESS,

Mother Mary, full of grace, Mother of God, Bless the lone juror who refused to excuse the EVIL murder of God's three little angels. May the ACCURSED mother, Lindsay Clancy, miraculously recover from her paralysis so that she can stand up and have the heavenly host TAKE TURNS kicking her in the ASS.

THE DEVIL IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN MASSACHUSSETTS. Nine demon-crazed Harpies and two weak-kneed '' beta males'' voted to find Lindsay Clancy ''NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY.''  MEANWHILE, IN BOSTON,  THE EVIL GOVERNOR SIGNED A NEW ABORTION LAW THAT WOULD MAKE MOLOCH PROUD. THE COVEN RUNNING MASSACHUSETTS APPLAUDED AND SNICKERED BEHIND HER!!!

The state of Massachusetts has become a  DEMONIC DEATH-CULT, EXCUSING THE MURDER(S) OF INNOCENT BABIES AND TREATING THE UNBORN LIKE TRASH TO BE KILLED AND DUMPED OUT. 

DEMONS are running wild in the State of Massachusetts The voters put a demon-possessed, extremely CALLOUS She-demon in the Governor's chair, and this hellish JEZEBEL signed this horrible bill into LAW. This Abortion law slaps ALMIGHTY GOD IN THE FACE AND DESTROYS HIS GREATEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATION.

Lindsay Clancy PREMEDITATED THE MURDERS, sent her husband on an errand, and while he was away, STRANGLED their three small children. She blames Post-Pardom Depression. I BLAME AN UNCLEAN SPIRIT. I WOULD LIKE TO GO GET MY RULER AND TAKE THAT UNCLEAN SPIRIT AND SMACK IT'S KNUCKLES UNTIL THEY ARE BLOODY!!!! 

SWEET MARY, full of grace, Mother of God, I PRAY THAT YOUR ANGELS  DRIVE THE DEMONS OUT OF THE STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS!!!

There was ONE juror who stood tall against the nine sqawking Harpies on the jury and refused to excuse this murderer of her brutal crimes. The women on the jury are now being interviewd. Apparently, their heads have stopped spinning around and they can speak without vomitting green barf at the interviewer. 

Can you imagine standing up to these evil Harpies brow-beating you for seven days? I understand the two beta males wanted to vote ''guilty'', but they were beat into submission by the DEMON-POSSESSED WOMEN of the jury. To many women, killing your babies and the unborn isn't that big a deal. IT'S JUST ''A CHOICE.''

They say that since men don't have periods or can give birth they should have NO say. White Female Leftists aren't just destroying this wonderful country, they SEE EVIL AS JUST A VIRTUE-SIGNELLING OPPORTUNITY. THIS IS SICKENING!!!

ALMIGHTY GOD, PLEASE HOLD BACK YOUR WRATH ON THE STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS.

The Murder Of Charlie Kirk: One Year Later

He spoke fairly obvious truths. ''Find somebody to love, Get married, Make some babies before you think you can afford to, and go find a good church''. A demon-possessed murderer assassinated this free speech warrior one year ago today.

Everybody who knew Charlie KIrk liked him, and demon-crazed, small-minded bigots hated him. People like me listened to him on the radio because he made sense, and he still inspires people to do great things. Evil was exposed when he was murdered one year ago today, as the college professors and university administrators ''teaching'' your kids CELEBRATED his murder.

Goldfish-brained communists, educated by The Hate-Indoctrination Industry (my nickname for the American university system) jumped for joy like gorillas in a 1970's luggage commercial when they heard about his death. On Twitter/X, the ''college professors'' showed just how insane and hateful they REALLY were. We NEVER saw Americans celebrating the murder of another American before. This was unprecedented evil on a shocking, grotesque scale.

I remember when former President Bill Clinton had open-heart surgury. The Republicans on Twitter wished him a speedy recovery. We are not the same.

Charlie KIrk was murdered because he made Satan panic and the demons retreat. Charlie went to colleges and shared a very mainstream message, and the haters freaked out because he made sense to many of the indoctrinated students on these college campuses. He spoke with love but SPOKE WITH THE FACTS, and it was too much for THE HATEFUL LEFT. They made ridiculous, slanderous charges against him, but if your head was screwed on straight, you knew better.

ONE YEAR LATER, Charlie Kirk is a modern-day Christian martyr. Kierkegaard said ''The tyrant dies and his rule is over, but when a martyr dies, his reign jbegins''. His death has created thousands of Charlie Kirks all over the world, and hopefully this turns the country and the world back to God..

How Will The Vikings Disappoint Their Fans This Year?

Legendary R&B singer Jackie Wilson sang ''Disppointment was my closest friend''.  Change the line to ''Disappointment is my ONLY friend'', and he could be singing about being a Minnesota Vikings fan.

It's been 50 years since The Minnesota Vikings last made an appearence in The Superbowl. In that game, they disappointed their fans, falling flat against the Oakland Raiders 32-14. They've played in four Superbowls, disappointing their fans each time.

Since joining The NFL in 1961, this cursed franchise have disappointed their fans in almost every season. The team came close TO NOT DISAPPOINTING THEIR FANS in the 1987-1988 strike season, winning play-off games in New Orleans and San Francisco before falling JUST SHORT in Washington D.C.

There was the amazing 1998-1999 regular season when the team went 15-1, before being upset by the Atlanta Dirty Birds in The NFC Championship game. Once gain, The fans were disappointed.

In the 2019 season, former Green Bay Packer QB Brett Favre led the Vikings to the NFC Championship game, throwing a late interception and disappointing the fans AGAIN

In January 2001, The Vikings and The New York Giants met in the NFC Championship. The Vikings were humiliated, losing 41-goose-egg. Once again, Vikings fans were deeply disappointed.

In 1984, new Head Coach Les Steckel led the Vkings to an atrocious 3-13 regular season record, leaving their disappointed fans even more disappointed than usual, The following season, The Vikings improved to 7-9, a 4-win improvement.....so I wasn't that disappointed.

Last season, The Vikings were out of the playoffs with about 6 weeks left in the season. They won their last 5 games, but STILL missed the playoffs. Disappointing.

By 2015, I've had enough of the disappointment. I stopped watching. I DON'T LIKE SEEING show-boating players celebratie after every play. I rarely even watch professional football anymore. I know for a fact that The Vikings will never win a Superbowl, and I am so jaded and bitter I wish EVERY YEAR THAT both teams in the Superbowl would lose and everybody breaks a leg.

I also don't want to see the woke messages in the end zone, a Black ''National Anthem'',  or male cheerleaders.  

So, how will The Minnesota Vikings DISAPPOINT their fans THIS YEAR? Will they be out of the play-off hunt with 5 games to go? Will they lose ANOTHER HOME PLAY=OFF GAME THEY SHOULD WIN?

Disappointment is the Minnesota Vikings only friend.

OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: THE TOP TEN THINGS CANADIEN ACTOR RYAN REYNOLDS HATED ABOUT THE 1980'S

We here at The RSR like to hear from opposing viewpoints, even idiot actors. Today, we open the floor to Canadien actor Ryan Reynolds. He co-stars in a new movie SET IN the 1980's, ''MAYDAY''.

He made some rather ODD comments abooot the ''horrible, traumatic'' 1980's. I was surprised that Reynolds was born in the mid-70's yet he had so much historical knowledge TO SHARE.

 

He EVEN mentioned the 1962 ''CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS''.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent was born in 1964, and I paid scant attention to the world situation until I saw 1984 DEMOCRAT presidential candidate Walter Mondale make a fool of himself in a campaign commercial, crying in front of a classroom of 5 year olds, looking terrified and SNIVELING about THE ARMS RACE. I remember thinking ''Dude!!! The Ruskies are watching you!!!' Pull yourself together!!''

I WAS 19 at the time.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota.... Here's the new TOP TEN list. These are THE TOP TEN THINGS CANADIEN ACTOR RYAN REYNOLDS HATED ABOUT THE 1980'S. THESE ARE THE TEN THINGS THAT TRAUMATIZED THIS ACCLAIMED ''HISTORIAN'' AND STAR OF THE NEW MOVIE ''MAYDAY'', COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.

10. Seeing Those American punks (and not Team Canada) beat The Russians at Lake Placid.

 9.  Seeing Republican Presidential candidate George H.W. Bush call Democrat opponent Mickael Dukakis a ''liberal'.'

 8. when The Democrats couldn't stop Reagan's 1981 Budget from being passed. DAMN!!!!!!!

 7. The Summit in Reykjavik, Iceland  ended without a deal. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! DOUBLE DAMN!!!!!!

 6. those traumatic eighties big hair styles and shoulder pads WTF!!!!?????

 5. losing the top score in Pac-man.

 4. that time I lost that hot redhead to the lead singer of Whitesnake

 3. that time my uncle said that Triumph was better than RUSH

 2. that time Earth almost became extinct because of the Chernobyl melt-down

 1. ''WHY ARE THEY TEARING DOWN THE BERLIN WALL???!!! IT'S A PERFECTLY GOOD WALL!!!!

THE DEMOCRATS ARE A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT

 

If you believe in the axiom ''Demography is destiny''. you have to believe that the modern Democrat Party (The Democrat-Socialists of America) are ran by ARROGANT, America-hating traitors who would SELL their freedom and FAMILIES for power. The Democrat-Socialists believe that they are using Muslims to increase their STATUS, but it's really the Muslims that are using The Democrat-Socialists in their quest for world domination.

While the Muslims out-breed us, many American women butcher their babies and act like White men are public enemy #1. Democrats are saying that America needs millions of THIRD-WORLD non-Whites to bring this country DOWN.

The Democrats have been taken over by college-indoctrinated historical illiterates, taught to hate Western Civilization. America's enemies fund most of the universities in this country, gouging their customers into economic oblivion as ''the kids'' are being trained to be dutiful Communist revolutionaries. So far, they have elected an anti-Semitic mohammadon UGANDAN Communist Mayor IN New York City, Zohran Mamdani.

For Normal-Americans, it's shocking to see so many third-world leftists elected to Congress. It's even more concerning to see SO MANY foreign, soft-on-crime judges sitting on the judicial benches across the country, For Empathetic-Liberals, electing the third-world is how we make THE WORLD RIGHT. These judges are corrupt, UNAMERICAN  tyrants, always ruling against The Trump Administration before being ovverruled by The Supreme Court. If Donald Trump ties his shoe, these over-zealous lunatics would order him not to.

These little indoctrinated college communists are cannon fodder for our overlord-dictator wannabees, In Minnesota, DFL ''leaders'' Peggy Flanagan and Tim Walz tell their little revolutionaries to ''put their bodies on the line.'' America's enemies, ACTBLUE and USAID rob the taxpayers and fund protests across the country. If you want to know why THIS Summer has been so quiet and riot-free, it's because The Trump Administration, along with Elon Musk has DE-FUNDED these ANTI-AMERICAN PROTESTS. IT'S ABOUT TIME!!

All over Twitter/X and TikTok there are mohammadon extremists telling EVERYDAY AMERICANS they should NOT EAT BACON, ACTING LIKE THEY ALREADY RULE OUR COUNTRY. The Democrats see nothing wrong with electing Muslim extremists to Congress. In fact, whistleblowers reporting on Somali fraudsters and criminals are labelled as ''RACISTS'' AND ''ISLAMOPHOBES''.

Many Americans are CLUELESS as to the real-life horrors brought on by SHARIAH ''LAW''. LQBTQ GROUPS have joined with the Muslim extremists, oblivious to the truth that Gays in the Muslim world are pushed out of windows to their death. Many WHITE WOMEN have no idea that UNDER SHARIAH, MUSLIM males are allowed to beat and stone disobient wives TO DEATH. Many women are too busy PROTESTING IN SILLY HANDMAID TALE COSTUMES and telling themselves that the ''patriarchy'' is the problem. Idiotic leftist female Mayors pander to the moslems by wearing hijabs and burqas, putting on a ridiculous show FOR THEIR MUSLIM MASTERS. They would surrender their cities for the mohammadon vote. 

The most serious threat to our civilization is THE RED-GREEN COALITION OF REDS (COMMUNISTS) AND GREENS (ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS), The Democrats have embraced the two forces that have killed the most people, created the most misery,  and have destroyed the most lives in human history. The Democrats falsely accuse Trump of acting like a dictator because they accuse their enemies of what they are guilty of.

The Democrats are a national security threat, believing that a third-world, communist take-over of America will improve their lot in life and act like they are ''the right people'' to bring about a Socialist utopia. These lunatics are FURTHER TO THE LEFT THAN EVEN THE ULTRA-CORRUPT DEMOCRAT ESTABLISHMENT. These little college-indoctrinated communists are glib and spoiled-rotten. They have never learned the horrors of Marxism or of being conquered by mohammadons, and they are historically illiterate. They believe the way to make America better is by killing and persecuting the so-called ''rich'' people. 

The commie educrats are starting them young. The government schools have replaced ''reading and writing'' with ''revolutions and rioting''. While over a fifth of the country can't even read, the communist perverts teaching your kids take them out of class to protest Orange Man Bad. It's about time to DEFUND the government schools and the universities (the hate-indoctrination industry) and DEPORT muslims who demand Shariah ''Law'' because it is incompatible with our Costitutional system.

Finally, all you little so-called Christians had better get off your duff and VOTE. A Christian who doesn't vote IS A VOTE FOR AMERICA'S ENEMIES. Almost half of all Chrstians don't vote, and that's disgraceful.

Wake up, America! God help us.

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! JOHN LENNON'S ''IMAGINE 2026''

Imagine there's no Muslims

The World Trade Center's standing high

No Commies picking our pockets

or Corrupt Democrat lies

Imagine ''We the People''

Living happy and free

Imagine no more Shariah

 no more third-world criminals

or your ''cultural enrichment''

Your Quran is a load of bull

Imagine all the people

keeping what they earn

You

You may say I'm a capitalist

and I like to keep my guns

I hope someday you will be deported 

Here come ICE, You better run

Imagine there's no more recessions

We can afford food and gas

Democrat crooks thrown in jail

Mamdani can kiss our ass

Imagine only Americans voting

No more foreigners making our laws

You

You may say I'm a greedy bastard

but I'm not the only one

We'll send you back to your third-world country

Here comes ICE, You better run

THE U.S. NEWS MEDIA: TONIGHT, KING ARTHUR LOSES SWORDFIGHT WITH THE BLACK KNIGHT

Tonight's top story. The Trump Administration killed 40-50 Iranian Senior Leaders, including the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khameni, while wiping out MOST OF their leadership. The Iranians insist that it's JUST A SCRATCH, AND DEMANDED America's IMMEDIATE SURRENDER.

 In other news, OUR new poll shows that Democrats will win MAJORITIES OF THE U.S. HOUSE AS WELL AS THE SENATE. Candidates favored by DSA (Democrat Socialists of America) are preferred by A WHOPPING 28% of American Voters. It looks like Americans are anti-semitic COMMUNISTS, and they want TO LIVE UNDER SHARIAH LAW.

                                              

                                                

Oh, this just in: The U.S. and Israelis have severely degraded Iran's military capabilites and their NAVY has been  sunk in the bottum of the sea. The Iranian Government insists that THE WAR IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL. We have our correspondent in D.C. to ask Trump's Press Spokesman WHY AND HOW KING ARTHUR....I MEAN, TRUMP IS LOSING THIS WAR?

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST DECLARE IT A DRAW.

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Nicholae Carpathia (The Anti-Christ): Women Are Doing Most Of My Work For Me!!!

Even an occasional perusing of the news and social media is enough to be UNSETTLED of the non-stop spiritual battle happening in the world today. The world is becoming a vicious, evil place, and the fairer sex has been LEADING THE CHARGE AGAINST FREEDOM AND THE HUMAN RACE ITSELF.

In the classic novel ''1984'', George Orwell wrote ''It was always the women, and above all the young ones who were the most bigoted adherents to the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unothodoxy''.

Here to comment on this is RSR regulat contributer Nicholae The Anti-Christ'' Carpathia:

YESSSS, WE ARE RIGHT ON TRACK!!!! America is ripe, AND THIS BIG, FAT APPLE IS READY TO FALL, JUST AS NEW YORK CITY FELL!! AS MY GIRL EVE LED ADAM ASTRAY, THE WOMEN ARE DESTROYING WESTERN CIVILIZATION!!!

The Governor of Massachusetts Maura Healey signed a new, HORRIFIC Abortion bill into law that would make Moloch proud. Lindsay Clancy killed her three small children, and demon-possessed women stand outside the courthouse supporting this LUNATIC. Luigi Mangione's groupies swoon over the murderer of Healthcare C.E.O. Brian Thompsoan. Young, unmarried women WITH A HOST OF MENTAL PROBLEMS HATE their country and are VOTING FOR MY DSA CANDIDATES!!!

Hundreds of Affluent White Female Leftists protest on behalf of illegal aliens even though many of these third world criminals commit violent crimes AGAINST  AMERICAN WOMEN. Many of these TOXIC EMPATHS learn to HATE America in MY HATE-INDOCTRINATION CENTERS, also known as ''universities.''

It's the women supporting Islam even though ''The religion of peace'' teach that rape is holy, that murdering Jews is godly, AND a wife who DISOBEYS her filthy MOON IDOL-WORSHIPPING husband can be buried to her neck and stoned to death. The AWFLs seem to have no problem with young Yazidi girls being locked in cages and burned alive;

Perhaps the reason why young women dominatie in the American universities is because they are voracious gluttons of evil, anti-American bigotry, or whatever MY DEMONIC, WESTERN CIVILIZATION-HATING PROFESSORS WANT TO ''TEACH'' THEM!!!

Did you see what happened when that ''Christian troublemaker'' Charlie KIrk was murdered by one of my CONFUSED, TWISTED trans cases? SO MANY AWFL COLLEGE PROFESSORS CELEBRATING ON TWITTER/X AND TIKTOK!! HOW WONDERFULLY DEMONIC!!!!

Even I AM AMAZED how many gullible women vote for SATANIC, ANTI-SEMITIC, SOCIALIST Democrats! My females WELCOME THE SEASON OF BAPHOMET, AND THE AMERICA-HATING, CORRUPT, FOREIGN ''SQUAD'' IN CONGRESS WHO ARE ROBBING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OF THEIR WEALTH AS WELL AS THEIR PATRIOTISM. 

We keep accusing the suckers that AMERICANS ARE RACISTS, and they keep electing REAL RACIST THIRD-WORLD CORRUPTOCRAT-COMMUNISTS LIKE ILHAN OMAR AND RASHIDA TLAIB!!! I LOVE WHITE GUILT!!!!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm doing what I can to deliver a ''not-guilty'' verdict for that EEEVIL lunatic Lindsay Clancy!!

TODAY'S WORD OF THE DAY: hamasshole

 ''hamasshole''

a portmanteau of ''Hamas'' and ''asshole''

(n.) An uneducated, (sometimes) violent anti-semite who spouts Hamas propaganda and rebrands Jew-hatred as social justice.

Example: The hamassholes celebrated the rapes and murders of Israelis on October 7th.

Is Jon Ossoff The Biggest Douche In The Universe THIS WEEK?

 

''The Biggest Douche In The Universe,'' the 15th episode of the sixth season of the animated series SOUTH PARK, featured a ''beauty'' pageant of gross, hideous creatures, vying for the HORRIBLE title. Apparently, who ever organized this contest never met a MODERN-DAY Democrat, BECAUSE DEMOCRATS WOULD DOMINATE THIS COMPETITION IF THEY WERE ALLOWED TO COMPETE

A douche is defined as an obnoxious or contemptable person. I think that douches are also abusive to others. All  modern-day liberals are abusive to taxpayers and law-abiding American citizens in general.. 

I would say if you ranked the 500 biggest douchenags in the universe, at least 450 would be well-known Democrat leaders. It's mandatory to be an AMERICA-HATING  DOUCHE if you want a place at the Democrat table. Such DOUCHETASTIC LUMINARIES include THE ULTRA-HATEFUL OBNOXIOUS DOUCHE HASAN PIKER, SOCIALIST GRIFTER-DOUCHE BERNIE SANDERS, DFL CORRUPTOCRAT MN GOVERNOR-DOUCHE TIM WALZ, CORRUPTOCRAT DOUCHE GREASY GAVIN NEWSOM, ZOHRAN THE MORON-DOUCHE MAMDANI, ANTI-SEMITIC THIRD-WORLD CORRUPTOCRAT SHE-DOUCHE ILHAN OMAR, and a host of other mean-spirited, ULTA-leftist COMMIE-DOUCHES..

This week's BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE is Georgia Democrat Senator Jon Ossoff, who suggested that President Trump and his close aide NATALIE HARP are having an affair during a speech AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY as the crowd laughed like hyenas.

To LEFTIST DOUCHE Jon Ossoff, ANYONE showing loyalty to ORANGE MAN BAD can be attacked. He is SUPPOSEDLY a PUBLIC SERVANT.

It WOULD BE unfair to deny Senator Ossoff his award THIS WEEK. The competition for the title ''BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE'' AMONG DEMOCRATS is indeed FIERCE. All the Democrats are WINNERS, AND they ALL should be CROWNED.

There are many, many douches in the world. Almost ALL MUSLIMS are douches. Nearly ALL college professors are AMERICA-HATING DOUCHES. Many of them CELEBRATED THE MURDER OF CHARLIE KIRK.  DISGUSTING, EFFING DOUCHES.

If you're one of those AWFL fans of Luigi Mangeone, who murdered Healthcare C.E.O. Brian Thompsopn AND/OR Lindsay Clancy, the Mother who strangled her three children, YOU'RE A MENTAL CASE AND A DOUCHE. If you hate ICE AGENTS but protest for illegal  aliens, you're a TOXIC, EMPATHATIC DOUCHE.

So, congratulations to Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff. You're THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE THIS WEEK. SO, DEAR RSR READERS, WHICH DEMOCRAT WOULD YOU CROWN AS KING OR QUEEN OF THE DOUCHES NEXT WEEK?

(Singing): ''THERE HE IS, THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE THIS WEEK!!!!''

A Comment From Total Bastard Airlines: ''Buh-Bye To Embattled Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson''

Hello, It's me, MITCHELL, former male steward for TOTAL BASTARD AIRLINES. The RedSquirrel Report has asked me to comment on THE RECALL EFFORT AGAINST SOCIALIST SEATTLE MAYOR KATIE WILSON.

Under the mayor's hostile-to-business leadership, many businesses are leaving. Katie led a BOYCOTT against STARBUCKS COFFEE. When Howard Schultz, former president of the famous Seatlle brand threatened to leave, THE SOCIALIST MAYOR LAUGHED AND SAID ''BUH-BYE''.

Now, Mayor Wilson's poll numbers have dropped sharply, and the city has started an effort to RECALL THE INCOMPETENT MAYOR . It appears the people of Seattle city may soon be saying ''Buh-bye'' to Katie.

MAYOR KATIE WILSON TOLD THE RICH PEOPLE IN SEATTLE, ''BUH-BYE.'', AND NOW....................

(Dancing and singing): NSYNC says ''Bye Bye Bye, BITCH!'' 

Supertramp says (SINGING FALSETTO): ''BUH-BYE Stranger!

ALL THE TAXPAYERS SHE SCREWED ARE SINGING (singing:) NA NA NA NA.....NA NA NA NA HEY HEY, BUH-BYE...............

Motley Crue says ''Katie, don't go away mad, KATIE, Just go away, BUH-BYE!!!!''

THE EARLY 90'S BAND FIREHOUSE CALLED AND SAID ''BUH-BYE, BABY, BUH-BYE, AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, BUH-BYE!!!!''

K.C. AND THE SUNSHINE BAND SAYS ''That's the way uh-huh. uh-huh BUH-BYE!!!!!!!''

OLD BLUE EYES IS SINGING ''START SPREADING THE NEWS, YOU'RE LEAVING.........BUH-BYE!!!!!!'' BUH-BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!