The Book Of James (Talarico): The Lone Star State Elects A Blasphemous Communist Weirdo

The biggest surprise on Tuesday night happened in Texas, as Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton LOST his U.S. SENATE RACE AGAINST BLASPHEMOUS, leftist weirdo JAMES TALARICO.

Let us turn to The Book of James (Talarico), and begin our reading of Chapter 9:

1. And in those days before election, The low-testosterone and blasphemous James had dissappeared for two weeks, and everyone wondered where he went. 2. Bur alas, on Election Day, and the votes were cast and counted, low-testosterone James (Talarico) won, shocking many. 3. The drag-queens, the abortionists, and the Christian haters rejoiced. 4. The illegal migrants, the leftists, the anti-Semites and the communists did too. 5. Also, the drug dealers and the human traffickers rejoiced because the border was opened wide.

6. The barbeque beef-eaters and the patriots stayed home, giving the democrats and the perverts the majority in The House and The Senate. 7. And everybody blamed President Trump,  the war in Iran and the price of gasoline. 8. And the democrats spent the next years impeaching the president and taxing the middle class.

The end.