A Comment From Total Bastard Airlines: ''Buh-Bye To Embattled Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson''

Hello, It's me, MITCHELL, former male steward for TOTAL BASTARD AIRLINES. The RedSquirrel Report has asked me to comment on THE RECALL EFFORT AGAINST SOCIALIST SEATTLE MAYOR KATIE WILSON.

Under the mayor's hostile-to-business leadership, many businesses are leaving. Katie led a BOYCOTT against STARBUCKS COFFEE. When Howard Schultz, former president of the famous Seatlle brand threatened to leave, THE SOCIALIST MAYOR LAUGHED AND SAID ''BUH-BYE''.

Now, Mayor Wilson's poll numbers have dropped sharply, and the city has started an effort to RECALL THE INCOMPETENT MAYOR . It appears the people of Seattle city may soon be saying ''Buh-bye'' to Katie.

MAYOR KATIE WILSON TOLD THE RICH PEOPLE IN SEATTLE, ''BUH-BYE.'', AND NOW....................

(Dancing and singing): NSYNC says ''Bye Bye Bye, BITCH!'' 

Supertramp says (SINGING FALSETTO): ''BUH-BYE Stranger!

ALL THE TAXPAYERS SHE SCREWED ARE SINGING (singing:) NA NA NA NA.....NA NA NA NA HEY HEY, BUH-BYE...............

Motley Crue says ''Katie, don't go away mad, KATIE, Just go away, BUH-BYE!!!!''

THE EARLY 90'S BAND FIREHOUSE CALLED AND SAID ''BUH-BYE, BABY, BUH-BYE, AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, BUH-BYE!!!!''

K.C. AND THE SUNSHINE BAND SAYS ''That's the way uh-huh. uh-huh BUH-BYE!!!!!!!''

OLD BLUE EYES IS SINGING ''START SPREADING THE NEWS, YOU'RE LEAVING.........BUH-BYE!!!!!!'' BUH-BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE OUR NEW RSR POLITICAL POLL

Welcome to The 2026 RSR Poll. Here are a series of poll questions. We will determine if you favor The Republicans, Democrat-Socialists, or Independents:

Question 1: Do you consider yourself a A) Republican, or B.) Democrat?

Question 2. Who would you rather vote for? A). A MAGA candidate or B). Osama bin Laden?

Question 3: What would make you happier? A) A good job and money in the bank or, B). the streets running red with the blood of capitalists?

Question 4: What/Who do you hate? A). violent terrorists and violent illegal alien criminals raping and murdering Americans or, B) Whites, Blacks, Browns, capitalists, Christians, Jews, Western Civilization, America's founding Fatheres?

Question  5: What is a WOMAN? A,) An adult human female or, B). I don't know.

Question 6: If you can't afford something, you....A.) Spend your money wisely until you can afford it,  and try to earn more money , or B). Demand THE GOVERNMENT TAKES IT AWAY FROM SOMEONE ELSE AND Give it to you?

Question 7: What SHOULD be the law of the land? A.) The Constitution or, B.) shariah

Question 8: Should men and women be equal under the law? A.) Yes or, B.) No, women should be forced to wear a burqa and be stoned to death for disobeying their husband.

Question 9: Unborn babies should be______? A.) Welcomed into the world. or, B.) Aborted because thats what Moloch wants.

Question 10: Illegal aliens should be...........? A.) Arrested and deported. or, B.) registered to vote, rewarded for breaking our laws and be given lots of free stuff.

Question: 11: Did 3,000 American citizens deserve to die horrible deaths on September 11, 2001? A.) NO. B.) YES

If you answered A.) on 8 or more questions, you agree with REPUBLICANS.

If you answered A.) on 7 of the questions, you are probably an Independent.

If you answered B.) on 6-8 questions, you agree with DEMOCRATS.

If you answered B.) on at least 8 questions, you are a Communist Socialist Maniac, a hateful lunatic and The F.B.I. SHOULD be paying you a visit soon. You are crazy, and may God have mercy on your soul.

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! BANANARAMA SINGS ABOUT THE CALM SUMMER WITHOUT USAID AND ACTBLUE-FUNDED RIOTS

Americans have been noticing what a calm, peaceful riot season it's been since President Trump and Elon Musk de-funded The Democrat's rioters. 

USAID AND ACTBLUE have been de-funded and THE SPLC (Southern Poverty Law Center) have been BUSTED. IT SEEMS LIKE NO ONE IS BEING PAID TO PROTEST and no one is seeing any slick, pre-printed signs anywhere.

In 1984, POP TRIO BANANARAMA scored with a major top ten hit, ''CRUEL SUMMER''. Now, they return with a re-make ''Calm Summer'', describing the lack of riots since all the Democrat-Communist groups have been de-funded BY DOGE (Department  of Government Efficiency. Hit it, ladies:

The Summer is here, the cities aren't burning, No protestors around

No brick piles or pre-printed signs

No voices screaming ''NO JUSTICE NO PEACE'!!!''

I just don't understand

There's no riots, USAID and ACTBLUE were defunded

It's a calm (calm), Calm Summer

You protesters are all on your own

It's a calm (calm), Calm Summer

The funding is gone

The commies are de-fumded, ACTBLUE is broke, You rioters are on your own

The SPLC has been busted, Trump has cut the funding to the bone

It's a calm (calm), calm Summer

You protestors are all on your own

It's a calm (calm), Calm Summer

Crime is way down and the funding's CUT to the bone

It's a calm (calm),  Summer

No ''mostly-peaceful'' riots going on

It's a calm (calm), Summer

The funding is gone, Where has the paid rioters gone?

The StarTribune Celebrates JIm's Democrat Daughter Amy, Ignores Republican (Whats-Her-Name) Lisa Demuth

 Just look at this:

This disgraceful BIRDCAGE LINER is already celebrating. Here, the Democrat gubernatorial candidate is being CELEBRATED as ''the first woman to lead major ticket for Minnesota governor.'' They IGNORE THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE, ALSO A WOMAN....also ''the first woman to lead a major ticket for Minnesota governor.''

'FOR ALL YOU STRIB READERS, HER NAME IS LISA DEMUTH. She is currently The Speaker in The Minnesota House of Representatives. YEAH, I think she's a PRETTY BIG DEAL.

WE CONTINUE. Her (Amy Klobuchar's) victory gives Minnesota Democrats a FORMIDABLE nominee to lead the ticket at a time when the party's brand is UNDER STRAIN. 

Translation: Our crappy newspaper are cheerleading for Amy because her liberal Dad Jim wrote for us and we are Democrat suck-ups. When we say ''the party's brand is under strain'', we really mean ''we're protecting the fraud-ridden D.F.L. corruptocrats currently being investigated. The current Governor, Tim Walz, has dropped out of his re-election bid because he's a corrupt, disgraced hack.

We at The Strib ignore (What's Her Face) Lisa Demuth because she's ALSO THE FIRST WOMAN TO LEAD A MAJOR TICKET FOR MINNESOTA TICKET, BUT SHE'S A REPUBLICAN,.....SO WE'RE IGNORING HER.

OUR RIDICULOUSLY-BIASED NEWSPAPER HATES REPUBLICANS. SO, we're acting like Democrat victory is a foregone conclusion and Amy''s Republican opponent (WHAT'S HER FACE) doesn't exist.

Screw you, and screw all you rocks and cows. That's what The Strib is saying to you.

Muslim Threatens To Leave Country If We Keep Eating Bacon. American Woman Shows Her ''The Door''

 

This Week's Reading From The Book Of James (Talarico) ''Faith In A Non-Binary God And The Pollsters''

 

We begin this reading in the Third Chapter of James (Talarico)

1. And in the days of primaries, Francesca Hong's 29 point lead evaporated, and there was a great voter drought, and she lost.  2. Likewise, El-Sayed's 10 point lead came and went, like dust in the wind, and his poll numbers dropped like manna from heaven.

3. In those days, the FAITHFUL candidate Talarico lead against PAXTON by a margin of 3, and the democrats in Austin rejoiced, saying ''Surely, our non-binary God will deliver our eventual victory because the pollsters all say we are LEADING IN THE POLLS. IN AUGUST, AND THE POLLS ARE NEVER WRONG!!!

4. Then the prophets saw the future. 5. The polls tightened, and the rank-and-file Republicans began to pay attention. Talarico's lead shrank faster than his testosterone levels. 6. Surely, a tofu-eating ''Christian'' who insults beef-eating followers of Christ must have faith he will win in The Lone Star State.

7. On Election Day, Talarico rejoiced, saying ''I BELIEVE THAT I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS, JUST LIKE BETO, FOR THE POLLS SAY SO!!!''

8. BUT, ALAS, Talarico could barely even win in Austin. Paxton was victorious in In Dallas-Fort Worth and Houston and San Antonio. In East Texas and West Texas, an army of right-wing voters came forward and voted for The Normal Texan..

Question: What EVER Happened To The Idea Of ''Confronting Hate Speech''?

Do you remember the term ''HATE SPEECH''? This term has practically DISAPPEARED from the national debate. Conservatives were ACCUSED CONSTANTLY OF HATE SPEECH MERELY FOR TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE  LIES AND HYPOCRACY OF THE LEFT OR FOR DISAGREEING WITH THEIR LOONEY LEFTIST OPPONENTS.

The Democrat-Socialist's HATE CAUCUS use the ''social'' media to whip their UNHINGED communist lunatics into a frenzy, as The Left PHYSICALLY THREATEN their opponents. THEY INSPIRE THEIR ARMY OF LUNATICS, like the murderers of the healthcare executive Brian Thompson and conservative speaker Charlie Kirk.

Influencer AND SPEAKER OF HATE Hasan Piker (pictured) cannot go two seconds without throwing an ''F'' bomb or threatening to make the streets run red with the blood of capitalists. He also infamously said that America DESERVED TO BE ATTACKED ON 9/11.

Of course Rolling Stone Magazine and The New York Times treat THIS BARKER OF HATE like a rock star.

Instead of SHUNNING this hateful, bomb-throwing lunatic, the Socialist-Democrats embrace his hateful rhetoric. He hates Whites, Blacks, Browns, AND Jews. He hates capitalists and mainstream establishment Democrats, using the most HATEFUL, VIOLENT speech imaginable. It's simply UNBELIEVABLE that The F.B.I. hasn't paid him a visit yet.

Now, he is DEMANDING the Socialist-Communists like Michigan Senatorial candidate El-Sayed to defend him.

There has been at LEAST 4 assassination attempts on the life of President Trump. The constant lying from the left, calling him ''Hitler, A NAZI, NO-KINGS, ect. makes the loonies on the left ''feel 'JUSTIFIED' in their violent madness. Leftists tried to kill government officials during the latest WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT'S DINNER and also thried to BLOW UP a UFC EVENT on the lawn of The White House. So-called ''establishment Democrats'' act like NONE OF THIS IS HAPPENING.

Still, nobody refers to all the CONSTANT leftists threats and hateful, false claims thrown AT THE CENTER-RIGHT as 'HATE SPEECH.'' WHY IS THIS?

Former Candidate Francesca Hong To Open New Restaurant

Former Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong has announced that she will open a new restaurant on Thanksgiving Day.

The Socialist politician hasn't decided if she will allow White customers, though she may have to because she plans to let non-Whites use an EBT card and eat for free. Francesca has been in business before, but She is still asking Communist, Anti-Semite New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani for pointers in starting a city-ran business.

''Yes, I have consultants from The Big Apple showing me how to start my GOVERNMENT-run restaraunt! I love Thanksgiving, and I AM a former chef. I AM PLANNING TO INVITE SPECIAL CUSTOMERS, LIKE .CHINESE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS FOR TURKEY DINNER, AND I will make BILLIONS$$$$$$$$$$.

,,,,,,And, of course, my restaraunt WILL BE OPEN ON CHRISTMAS DAY. Let me introduce to you  MY MOST FAMOUS ''Chinese Turkey!''

Minnesota Democrat Candidate Peggy Flanagan's Victory Speech

After defeating opponent Angie Craig Tuesday night, Democrat Senate candidate and Lieutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan accidently took a shot of Sodium Pentathol truth serum and said the following:

I thank all you sneaky Somali fraudsters,  criminals and Affluent White Fruitcake Leftists for choosing ME over Angie Craig, and I welcome all you COMMUNISTS, CORRUPTOCRATS, CRIMINALS, CROOKS, CREEPS, KLEPTOS, AND CROSS-DRESSERS to my campaign!!!!

I welcome all the  Somalis, ESPECIALLY everyone from The LEARING Centers, AND  ALL YOU FRAUDSTERS!! I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL KEEP THAT DFL (DEMOCRAT FRAUDSTER-LIAR) MONEY SPIGOT FLOWING AND KEEP FEEDING OUR FRAUD AS LONG AS YOU VOTE FOR ME in the general election. 

i will make a fool of myself pandering to YOU AS I  put on a hijab while WAVING that hideous SOMALISOTA STATE FLAG. I WILL follow in the footsteps of TIM WALZ. WAITAMINNUT, I'M NOT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR!! Oh well.......

I say ''SCREW THE TAXPAYERS!!!! DO THEY THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK FOR YOU LITTLE, LAW-ABIDING NOBODIES????!!!! WE WORK FOR THE SOMALI CROOKS, VIOLENT UNDOCUMENTED CRIMINALS,  AND INTERNATIONAL DRUG KINGPINS!!!

My primary opponent Angie Craig VOTED FOR The Laken Riley Act, named after a young woman raped and murdered by an UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT.  Angie wants to PROTECT American Women when ALL REAL DEMOCRATS WOULD RATHER PROTECT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT RAPISTS AND MURDERERS  FROM ARREST AND DEPORTATION!!!! I mean, WHO ELSE ARE WE STILL GONNA GET TO VOTE FOR US if we can't keep undocumented MIGRANTS in the country???

I hate THAT EVIL, ROTTEN TRUMP and all HIS SUPPORTERS (AUDIENCE ''BOOS''), and I hate those rotten ICE agents (more ''boos''), BECAUSE THEY KEEP ARRESTING MY SUPPORTERS!!! UNDOCUMENTED immigrant drug dealers, murderers, rapists SHOULD FEEL WELCOME IN MINNESO-COLD AND ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY. Remember, NO ONE is illegal on stolen land!!!!

I promise to defund ICE as well as make Renee Good's birthday A PAID, NATIONAL HOLIDAY, AND I PROMISE TO HAVE MOUNT RUSHMORE DESTROYED!! I'll blow that mothf*cker up, me and Rashida Tlaib!!!!

i promise to REPLACE THANKSGIVING with a holiday more CULTURALLY INCLUSIVE!!!!! DOWN WITH WHITE PRIVILEGE AND WHITE MEAT!!!!!

WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT BECAUSE MICHELLE TAFOYA WILL BE FUNDED BY AIPAC AND THE RICH REPUBLICAN BILLIONAIRES, AND she will help Trump and Elon Musk tip OVER OUR WONDERFUL, MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR CORRUPTION APPLECART....AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!!! ALL HAIL ACTBLUE AND USAID!!!!!!!!!

We need to do away with The Death Penalty for psychotic murderers, BUT MAKE SURE WE ALWAYS HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR INNOCENT, UNBORN BABIES!!!

FINALLY, WE DEMOCRATS MUST ALWAYS PROTECT TRANS KIDS FROM THEIR MEDDLING PARENTS!!!

Well, I better end it there, or MY HEAD WILL START SPINNING AND I'LL START PROJECTILE VOMITTING IN EVERYONE'S FACE. GOOD NIGHT, AND SATAN F*CK AMERICA!!!!!!

Mamdani And El-Sayed: Are Their Socialist Voters Seeking An Arab GENIE To Grant Their AFFORDABILITY Wishes?

Everywhere you look there's a Democrat Socialist-Communist candidate of Arab, Muslim or African ethnicity. They're EVERYWHERE. You can't turn around or fire up the Twitter/X without SEEING them.

Let's ignore for a moment their America-bashing, Anti-Semitism, hatred for Western Civilization, open support for Hamas and terrorism, Their cruel, ignorant view of the 9/11 Attacks, their admiration for Communist mass-murderers, their incredibly insane, Anti-West worldview, and just concentrate on how they think about THE ECONOMY.

Their spoiled voter base WANT AFFORDIBILITY, yet most of them are deep in debt to their corrupt leftist college.They also can't keep up with THE RENT, can't pay for HEALTHCARE, and they're also demanding free or very cheap GROCERIES. 

Why are these Arab Socialist-leftists so appealing to these voters? These mushy-brained brats also hate America and They HATE their fellow Americans. They are taught at college BY HATEFUL PROFESSORS THAT AMERICA IS EVIL.These brats LOVE COMMUNISM AND ISLAM, even though the two ideologies are the two that have caused BY FAR he most damage in human history.

So, here's my new theory: These Socialist-Democrat voters are ENTHRALLED by ARAB SOCIALIST CANDIDATES LIKE ZOHRAN MAMDANI AND ABDUL EL-SAYED BECAUSE THESE DUNDERHEADS  ARE LOOKING FOR.....A GENIE TO GRANT THEIR WISHES. These voters are ''magic thinkers'', fantasizing  their problems will be solved by a MAGIC politician WISH-GRANTER, while also believing that most jobs are BENEATH THEM.

Most Communists are rich, spoiled, ne'er-do-wells like Karl Marx was. They want to rule you, take what you have, and they're Communists because they demand the special status of being on top without ever working for it. Almost ALL of them are professional students and college professors.

Mamdani's voters wanted free busrides and cheap rent, and he SMILED and told them he'll grant their wishes. El-Sayed tells HIS supporters that he'll grant THEIR wish of FREE HEALTHCARE. Mamdani voters GOBBLED UP ALL his BS., and he only had to be GLIB, SOUND good, and SPEAK WELL.  The problem is, he's a liar and he's destroying New York City, but HIS VOTERS BELIEVE HE WILL MAGICALLY GRANT THEIR WISHES.

These SOCIALIST ARAB GENIES ARE ACTORS, PRETENDING TO grant wishes LIKE FREE HEALTHCARE, LOW RENT, FORGIVEN COLLEGE LOANS, FREE OR VERY CHEAP GROCERIES. and other goodies.

The RUB? These genies can promise to GRANT YOUR WISHES, but they don't know how markets work or how to deliver on anything. They don't know why things cost what they cost. WHAT they CAN do is TARGET THE RICH, and for their gullible, Bolshevik voters, that's good enough. 

Instead of RUBBING A LAMP, all you have to do is fill that oval next to the candidate's name, and THEY WILL promise to grant your communist, socialist wishes. ISN'T THAT EXCITING???

TOP TEN THINGS MICHIGAN DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED HATES ABOUT AMERICA

It's Election season, and we're learning so much about the candidates.Looney Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong hates Thanksgiving, loves Thanksgiving, and hates seeing old White people. 

Muslim-Socialist Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed has quite a list of things he HATES about America, AND Western Civilization for that matter.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, we present our new TOP 10 LIST. These are THE TOP TEN THINGS MICHIGAN SENATORIAL CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED HATES ABOUT AMERICA:

10. Christians

  9 Jews

  8, White people

  7. Black people

  6. Football

  5. Independence Day fireworks

  4. job-creators

  3. The free market

 2. non-muslims

 1. non-Communists

Sports: Following Hard Foul On Sophie Cunningham, Indiana Fever Add Muscle

AND NOW, THE RSR SPORTS REPORT WITH JOE PISCOPO:

THANKS, RED.

Tonight in THE WNBA, Controversial Shooting Guard--small forward Sophie Cunningham is going for a lay-up, when Chicago Sky ENFORCER DiJonai ''THE CLOTHESLINE'' Carrington CLOTHERLINES HER, ALMOST DECAPITATING Sophie. A flagrant foul 2 is called, and DiJonai is (Joe clicks his tongue) THROWN OUT OF THE GAME!!!

Since the ASSAULT on Sophie, MY SOURCES TELL ME that THE FEVER ARE ADDING SOME MUCH-NEEDED MUSCLE, adding THE EXTREMELY TOUGH HANSON SISTERS DANIELLE, STEPHANIE, AND JESSICA to the Fever roster.

The Hanson ''sisters'': Left to Right: Danielle, Stephanie and Jessica, or is it Sephanie, Jessica, and Danielle?

We understand the ''sisters'' are FORMER HOCKEY PLAYERS.

This is a big, BIG story, as The WNBA have indicated that they are NOW ALLOWING MEN IDENTIFYING AS WOMEN INTO THE LEAGUE. Former NBA player, Enes Kanter Freedom has made his intention known to enter The DRAFT NEXT YEAR.

Also, we understand that Tammy ''Dr. Hook-Shot'' McKracken is a very sought-after GOON/enforcer, probably a top 5 draft choice in the next WNBA DRAFT.

THAT'S SPORTS TONIGHT. I'M JOE PISCOPO. BACK TO YOU, RED!

The Democrat's Insane 2026 Campaign Strategy: Brainwash, Inflame, Terrify, Anger, And Alienate 70-90% Of The Voters

Imagine The American Voters as a spectrum. On the Right side, you have 30% Republican. On the Left side, you have 30% Democrats, while both sides try to appeal to the 40% in the middle. We call these people 'moderates''. For the MOST part, neither party OWNS their vote.

While The Republicans run with nice, mostly-White, handsome, square-headed CONSERVATIVE, PATRIOTIC men and MAGA women who look like highly-agreeable dolls, The Democrats recruit FOREIGN, hateful, NAZI tatted, anti-Thanksgiving, and haters of Western Civilization.

In Michigan, The Republicans are running SOLID CONSERVATIVE candidate Mike Rodgers.The Democrats have Abdul El-Sayed, a HATEFUL, ANTI-SEMITIC SOCIALIST.

They say that El Sayed is the favorite. What Gives?

The Republicans have their 30% on The Right and are appealling to the 40% in The Middle, while the Democrats are alienating HALF OF THEIR OWN BASE. We are hearing that BLACK MEN CAN'T STAND El-Sayed. Who is going to vote for this Socialist Mohammadon-Extremist? Muslims, Anti-Semites, communist college students and AWFLs? (Affluent White Female Leftists)? What is that? 16-17% OF THE VOTER SPECTRUM?? YOU'RE GONNA WIN WITH 16-17? 

DEMOCRAT CAMPAIGN WORKERS WILL HAVE TO DO AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF CHEATING TO WIN THIS ONE.

In Minnesota, I think THE QUESTION THAT EACH VOTER SHOULD BE ASKING THEMSELVES IS  ''DO YOU OPPOSE DFL CORRUPTION OR DO YOU WANT EVEN MORE OF YOUR MONEY STOLEN AND GIVEN TO THE CORRUPTOCRATS, ILLEGALS, AND SOMALI CRIMINALS? '' The ''NEWS'' MEDIA SAYS THAT Democrats STILL lead in the polls. God help us. 

How can people STILL vote for Democrats? One of my theories is ''You are who you listen to'', and Democrat voters are punch-drunk on NPR, The View, CNN, MSNOW, and other ''news'' sources that smack them in the face like Manny Pacquuio hitting the speed bag with NON-STOP LIES. The quickness of misinformation almost breaks the time-space continuom, giving these liberals such a terrible case of TDS they would blame President Trump for starting World War 2. 

It's AMAZING how some everyday Americans can STILL vote for a Democrat. They have the so-called ''news'' media barking for them.

Black voters are more conservative than most White Americans, and more pro-life, yet the vast amount of Black voters still vote Democrat. The Republicans fail to make their case and allow The Democrats to keep lying to Black voters somewhere in the moderate middle on the issues.

The Democrat party has been taken over by the Hate Caucus. They call themselves ''Socialists'', but they are Communists-Muslims. (The Red-Green Coalition) They speak hate non-stop. They talk about KILLING THEIR ENEMIES. They make the 15 % on the extreme Left VERY EXCITED, but they're alienating and angering Normal-Americans

The American People HAVE TO ANNIHILATE The SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST Democrat candidates and they have to be taught A LESSON in November or this country will be in horrible danger,

A Red Forman Commentary: Abdullah El-Sayed, Hasan Piker, And Francesca Hong Deserve A Kick In The Ass

We here at RSR are happy to welcome Eric's Dad, Correspondent Red Forman to GIVE HIS THOUGHTS  on The 2026 Election season. Today's commentary centers on Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed, Wisconsin Gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong, and ''infiuencer'' Hasan Piker:

Thanks, Red. Hey, i like your name.

It's ME, Eric's Dad, here to kick some ASS, namely that HATEFUL mohammadon douche Abdul EL-Sayed, his creepy LITTLE friend Hasan Piker, and that looneytoon batshit crazy whackjob, Democrat gubernatorial candidate, Francesca Hong. She says she wants to cancel THANKSGIVING. Who does she think she is, The Thankgiving GRINCH??? My spectacular wife Kitty makes one Hell of a Thanksgiving Day turkey. I think this Francesca babe is a MALADJUSTED SOCIALIST WEIRDO.

This whackjob said she had to leave a Culver's resteraunt because there were too many old, WHITE people. I don't know about you, but that sounds kinda RACIST. I thought that politicians were supposed to NOT SOUND RACIST. I'm voting for her opponent. SHE GETS THE SECOND PLACE RIBBON AND A KICK IN THE ASS.

Michigan Democrat Mohammadon Socialist Abdul El-Sayed hates White AND Black people, AND SAYS HE WANTS TO give everybody FREE HEALTHCARE, BUT I DON'T THINK HE HAS TOLD US HOW HE'LL PAY FOR IT OUTSIDE OF ''TAXING THE RICH''. These Arab Socialists tell us about all the free stuff they'll give us. Is he a Genie? I don't remember rubbing a lamp. I understand he's very popular with the pot-smoking commies in the university dormrooms. Just say ''NO'' to drugs, mohammadons, communists, and these America-hating douchebags running for office

I might move the family to Michigan so I can vote for his opponent, Republican Mike Rogers . As for that mohammadon Socialist jerk, he gets a kick in the ass.

Hasan Piker isn't running for anyting, but he should be running to avoide my foot kicking his hateful, commie ass. This creep says that Muslims should rape White women and daughters. If this creep comes anywhere near my wife or my adorable daughter Lori, I'll break his neck with my bare hands. You can go right ahead and call me an ''islamophobe''. My only regret is that I have only two ass-kicking feet to give for my family and country.

This so-called ''influencer'' Piker admires Chinese communist dictator Mao Zedong, and even walks around with a Chairman Mao grey coat on. Hasan must have quit school in the 4th Grade, admiring the greatest mass murderer in human history. Either he's an ignorant retard or a horribly maladjusted psychopath. Either way, he deserves a GREAT BIG kick in the ass. 

This evil douche also said we deserved to be attacked on 9/11. The democrats will have to do A HELL OF A LOT of cheating to win.

Why can't these mohammadon lunatics be more like Eric's friend Fez? He's weird but he's a nice kid.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Does Anyone Remember The Name NITHYA RAMAN?

Does anybody out there remember the Los Angeles Mayoral Primary in early June where the most talk-about mayoral candidate of recent years came out in support of all the victims of the terrible, corrupt Los Angeles municipal government? He was comfy in second place on primary election night, and was ready to meet the incumbant in November's General election, but the corrupt system in Los Angeles KEPT counting newfound votes until that candidate was eliminated.

Do you even remember the communist third place candidate who krept into second place weeks after primary night? Her name is Nithya Raman, and she made a tear-filled concession speech on primary night, but the Democrat activists and union government employees who count the votes found enough ballots to spring her into second place and eliminate candidate Spencer Pratt.

Are you rememberiing now???

WHAT ABOUT KAREN BASURA? You may know her better as the incumbant, communist Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass. I was surprised to learn that this person is a radical terrorist with ties to other terrorists who bombed the U.S. CAPITOL IN 1983. She also did ''work'' with the Cuban Communist government. Remember when the Palisades neighborhood was set on fire, and she sprang right into action, taking a flight to Ghana where she attended an Embassey cocktail party as Palisades went up in flames.

Right now, there seems to be a blackout of news out of Los Angeles, and it looks like all news regarding this election has been memory-holed.  So, do you remember the name NITHYA RAMAN? She gave that tearful concession speech on Primary Night. She will give another concession speech on Election Night in November. Communists like to make a big SHOW about supporting ''democracy.''

The important thing to remember is that the hopelessly corrupt city of Los Angeles will still be ''ran'' by communist KAREN BASURA.......I mean, Karen Bass, and I think NITHYA RAMAN will still be a member of the Los Angeles City Council.

That guy who was cheated out of a chance to win the Mayor's office? Spencer Pratt is famous for his work in reality TV. Maybe a network should give him a new reality show where he exposes all the corruption and incompetence of the Los Angeles city government. Just an idea.

RSR's Foreign Correspondent Malcolm Spottswoode Commentary: Should Trump Keep Bitch-Slapping The Iranian Mullahs?

This week shows deteriorating poll numbers for President Trump in the conflict Against the Iranian dictators, as only about 25% of Americans POLLED approve of The Trump Administration's actions.

Here to comment on this situation is RSR's Foreign Correspondent and Former Director of TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE, MALCOLM SPOTTSWOODE:

Thank you, Red.

Yes, the polls look bad for The Ttump Administration, but many Americans who dissapprove of The White House's actions in Iran are bu**-f***king traitors and crybabies freaking out over $4.25 gas at the pump.

There's the mid-terms in November, and many voters will get on their knees for Their Commie towelhead DSA overlords (Douchebag Shitheads and Anti-Semites) for a ''little'' AFFORDABILITY. These illegal aliens and somalis DEMAND FREE FOOD, and CORRUPTOCRAT SOCIALISTS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS AND ABDUL MOHAMMAD EL-SAYED RAMALANGADINGDONG are willing to give them free stuff while screwing the American taxpayer..

I advise The President to keep bitch-slapping the dictators in Iran, and to wipe out the mullahs AND the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, as well as the Gayatollah --just like The Don sent his father to his eternal punishment. There are many advisors who want him to arm the Iranian Persians. although I'm not sure if giving weapons to cats is really a good idea.

There's a lot of depressed Republicans who think that they will lose their majorities in The House as well as The Senate. I saw one Louisiana REP drinking himself into a stuper,  He was thrown out of a D.C. bar, and he BARFED WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS GUTS FOR 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT, NON-STOP IN THE ALLEY.

i THINK It may be a mistake for Trump's Team to keep negociating with These Iranian ASSHOLES. There are many who keep saying that we should be satisfied with Iran's military being seriously degraded and we should just get The Strait of Hermuz opened. I think we should pound them some more, even if we have tp break some pyramids and sphinxes and stuff.

Iran is 7,150 miles from America.

There are many who think we should cool this conflict down, get gasoline under $3.50 a gallon, and try to keep our majorities in The House and The Senate. I say we fight them just like when we fought The Film Actor's Guild (F.A.G.), with Samuel L. Jackson, Sean Penn........AND MEATT DAYYYMON.

I advise The President that he gives The Secretary Of Kick-Ass Peter Hegseth more time to finish off the creep-dictators in Iran for good.

One last point. All you pu**ies out there who say we should just cut and run can JUST SUCK MY C***.

I AM MALCOLM SPOTTSWOODE, AMERICA!!! F*** YEAH!!!!!!

Goodbye To Women's Sports? Will This Trans Lunacy Accidently Bring About A New Golden Age?

Listening To talk radio, I heard the host read a letter from a University of Vanderbuilt Football player, Some of the football players had a game of Basketball with their nationally-ranked Women's basketball team. The Men took a big lead, while the women couldn't even cross the mid-court stripe or even pass the ball in, instead they would just throw the ball up, only to be intercepted and the men's team would easily score.

The nationally-ranked Vanderbuilt Women's basketball team QUIT at Halftime.

A while back, The U.S.A. Women's WORLD CHAMPION SOCCER TEAM PLAYED A SCRIMMAGE AGAINST A TEAM of High School boys and lost bad, 5-2.

I remember elementary school recess, where our 4th grade teacher would have us play kick-ball Boys vs. Girls, and many times, the girl's won. Their bodies were maturing faster than ours. I REMEMBER that Boys vs. Girls ended right around fifth grade. We also watched Billie Jean KIng beat Bobby Riggs. She was 29 and he was 55, but the media wanted US to KNOW that women were better than men. So, let's see Evonne Goologong play Bjorn Borg in ''Battle Of The Sexes 2''. She 's four years older than The Swedish superstar.

Now, we are watching trans athletes ranked 500th IN men's swimming smashing NCAA RECORDS in WOMEN'S SWIMMING,  trans Olympic boxers committing DOMESTIC ABUSE against their smaller female opponents, and the left insisting the Normals support their trans LUNACY. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE NORMAL WORLD PLAYED ALONG WITH THIS SILLINESS???

The trans-activists act like you're violating their HUMAN RIGHTS if you don't include trans-Men in Women's sports.

This week, radio talk show host Clay Travis offered WNBA champions Las Vegas Aces $10 million if they could beat a team of high school BOYS of his choosing. The offer was his way of illustrating the absurdity and the lies of the the transMen-in-Women's sports movement. If we didn't seperate Men and Women in MANY sports, there wouldn't BE WOMEN'S SPORTS.

He also OFFERED the idea of adding a new WNBA franchase, THE NASHVILLE ''BALLS'', made up ENTIRELY of trans players. Could they EVER LOSE? WOULD ANYBODY EVEN WANT TO SEE THIS??

Maybe if we played along with this absurdity, it would DESTROY WOMEN'S SPORTS, and young women will become unwilling to take the ABUSE AND THE FRUSTRATION. Perhaps the next generation of women will REFUSE TO TAKE PART IN SPORTS, and FIND THE JOY IN OLD-FASHIONED FEMINITY STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE. If they CHOOSE TO SETTLE DOWN, MARRY A MAN, AND PURSUE A LIFE OF MOTHERHOOD AND DOMESTIC BLISS the crazy trans-Activists might see their entire worldview blow up in their faces.. Goodbye Gloria Steinam, Hello Carol Brady!

It would just KILL the feminist hags and the ultra-leftists knowing that the young women in 2030's America PREFER TO TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS, WAITING FOR HUBBY'S family car to pull into the garage. She touches up her hair and greets him at the door, kissing him affectionately, then she tells him that the POTROAST is ALMOST DONE. She never took part in SPORTS DOMINATED BY TRANS-ATHLETIC SILLINESS, AND NOW SHE'S A YOUNG, HAPPY MOMMY. She's the REAL ''girlboss''........of her household.

What if the next generation looks like The early 1960's ''Mad Men'' era, where Dad goes to work at a job and Mom takes care of the babies. We could thank the trans idiots currently shoving this TRANSMANIA MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS LUNACY down our throats.

Hollywood Minute Report: Mary Kate And Ashley (The Olsen Twins) Are Starring In Superman Vs. Bizarro

It's The Hollywood Minute Report. THIS WEEK!!!............

iN THE ODYSSEY, the role of HERCULES went to improbable trans-actor Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page AND THE ROLE OF HELEN OF TROY WENT TO BLACK ACTRESS Lupita Nyong'o. 

In completely unrelated Hollywood newz......

We here at THE HOLLYWOOD MINUTE HAVE LEARNED  that PITCH PERFECT cutie ANNA KENDRICK will star AS THE MEAN GREEN FIGHTING MACHINE HIMSELF,, THE HULK in the upcoming super hero BLOCKBUSTER!!!!

We don't know yet if THE HULK will sing ''The Cup Song (When I'm Gone)'' in THIS INSTALLMENT.

A little birdy also tells us that MARY KATE AND ASHLEY, THE ADORABLE OLSEN TWINS (STARS OF FULL HOUSE WITH JOHN STAMOS BOB COULIER, AND THE LATE, GREAT BOB SAGET) WILL STAR IN THE NEXT SUPERMAN MOVIE. 

That's some truly INSPIRED CASTING!!!! The studio thinks that Mary Kate will star as Superman and Ashley will co-star as The Caped Crusader's look-a-like rival, BIZARRO.

We're also following a rumour that AMERICAN EAGLE SPOKESMODEL HOTTIE SYDNET SWEENEY WILL BE THAT TERRIFYING, ONE-EYED MONSTER, THE CYCLOPS in the next Greek Epic Adventure re-make, Jason And The Argonauts.

THAT IS THIS WEEK'S HOLLYWOOD MINUTE REPORT.  HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!

Casey Kasem Counts Down The Top Ten Most Evil, Insufferable, Socialist-Democrat Leftist Whackjobs

 

We at RSR are pleased to welcome radio legend Casey Kasem, who is here to COUNT DOWN THE TOP TEN MOST EVIL SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT LOONEYBIRDS in THE COUNTRY. TAKE IT AWAY, CASEY!:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. Today I am counting down THE TEN MOST EVIL, INSANE SOCIALIST-DEMOCRAT LEFTIST WHACKJOBS!!!

(Disclaimer: These are the leftist whackjobs in the news, not the tens of millions of rank-and--file Democrats who rob the taxpayers, commit the crimes, vote ILLEGALLY, or even get caught cheating in countless elections across the country). ON WITH THE COUNTDOWN!!!!

(Singing voices) NUMBER 10.

At number 10, we have a newcomer Francesca Hong, a gubernatorial candidate in WISCONSIN who says that Thanksgiving should be ABOLISHED and that she had to leave a Culver's Resteraunt because there were so many old, WHITE PEOPLE. She is OBSESSED WITH RACE, EVEN CALLING ''TIPPING YOUR WAITRESS '' RACIST!! WOW, What a LUNATIC!

At number 9, we have looney Texas candidate for Senate James Talarico. He tells everybody he's a Christian, but he constantly hates on Christians! HE SAYS THAT HOMOSEXUAL ATHIESTS ARE BETTER CHRISTIANS THAN ACTUAL FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST!!! WHAT????!!!!

Falling out of THE TEP TEN, is the former SENATE candidate Graham Placker, who had a NAZI SS TOTENKOPF TATTOO ON HIS CHEST. He is also accused in multiple cases of sexual assault. WAY TO GO, MAINE!!!

(SINGING VOICES) NUMBER 8!!!!!!!

At number 8, we have Representative Pramila Jayapal, Democrat from Washington, Recently she interrupted a Mother's testimony WHO WAS TELLING THE STORY OF HER OWN DAUGHTER'S RAPE AND MURDER BY A VIOLENT ILLEGAL ALIEN. Jayapal interrupted her, saying that her testimony was a ''waste of time '' and that ''Nobody was interested''. SIMPLY HATEFUL!!!! THROW HER OUT AND DEPORT THIS EVIL, COMMUNIST SICKO!!!!

At number 7 this week is Somali-Minnesota Representative from the 5th District, Ilhan Omar. This third-world corruptocrat INSULTS AMERICANS CONSTANTLY AND NOBODY KNOWS IF SHE'S BROKE OR IF SHE AND HER HUSBAND HAS STOLEN ABOUT $30MILLION ROBBING FROM THE TAXPAYERS IN THE FEEDING OUR FUTURE CORRUPTION TAXPAYER FRAUD SCANDAL. THIS SOMALI0FIRST, AMERICA-LAST REP CALLS HERSELF A ''GIRL WHO GREW UP LIVING UNDER A DICTATORSHIP.'' WRONG!!!! SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF A COLONEL IN THE FORMER COMMUNIST DICTATOR'S ARMY!!! She's in Congress because some JACK-ASS IMPORTED 80,000+ SOMALIS INTO MINNESOTA'S HENNEPIN COUNTY, AND NOW SHE CANNOT EVER BE VOTED OUT OF OFFICE!!!! She also infamously referred to the 9/11 attacks as ''A DAY SOME PEOPLE DID SOMETHING''!!!! Whoops, Sorry, folks..... I just threw up in my mouth a little!

(Singing voices) Number 6!!!!!

At number 6 we HAVE THAT OLD GRIFTER BERNIE SANDERS, Senator from Vermont! Bernie found his VERY FIRST JOB AT THE AGE OF 40!!!!! THE JOB? BITCHING ANOUT CAPITALISM!!!! Now, he's a super-rich, corrupt member of The U.S. Senate, STILL YELLING ABOUT CAPITALISTS AND OLIGRARCHS, WHILE HE HAS 3 MANSIONS TO COMPLAIN IN!!!! YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME!!!

ON TO NUMBER FIVE!!!!!

At number 5, we have LEFTIST, MOHAMMADON Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed. One of the BIGGEST ANTI-SEMITES IN THE COUNTRY!!! He is so terrible, PSYCHOTIC INFLUENCER Hasan Piker HIMSELF makes campaign appearances with this hateful whackjob! HOLY HANNA!!!

We have Michigan Representative, MEMBER OF ''THE SQUAD,'' AND ALL-AROUND ISLAMO-NAZI Rashida Tlaib at number 4, who refers to The President as ''Motherf^cker'' during speeches at THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. She flies a Palestian flag at her congressional office door,  AND SHE HATES AMERICA!!!! Plus, WHEN SHE SPEAKS THIS LUNATIC sounda like somebody running their fingernails on a chalkboard!!

At number 3 is that evil Maoisti inbluencer Hasan Piker.. He thinks that America DESERVED TO BE ATTACKED ON 9/11. Piker has publicly admired Mao Zedong, the GREATEST MASS MURDERER IN HUMAN HISTORY!! MOST NORMAL, EVERYDAY AMERICANS WANT TO PUNCH THIS PENCIL-KNECKED CREEP RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!!

At number 2 is that CRAZY Governor from The Land of 10,000 Lakes, Minnesota Governor ''Tampon'' Timmy Walz! (I have to take a bathroom break now, so here's a 16-MINUTE CLIP OF JUST SOME OF THE CRAZY, LOONEY THINGS HE HAS SAID AND DONE JUST IN THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS!!!)

Sound of a toilet flushing.

AND THE NUMBER ONE MOST EVIL SOCIALIST-DEMOCRAT LUNATIC IS THAT INSUFFERABLE ANTI-SEMITIC COMMUNIST-MOHMMADON MAYOR OF NEW YORK, ZOHRAN THE MORON MAMDANI. This lunatic was elected just last November, and he has EVERYONE LEAVING THE CITY. He's promised free busrides and rent, but living in The Big Apple has gotten MORE EXPENSIVE. These days this economic illiterate DOXXES and threatens rich, hard-working New Yorkers, WHILE THIS COMMUNIST DOUCHE FROM UGANDA FLASHES HIS BIG, SHIT-EATING SMILE. 

Well, that's this week's countdown. Next time, I COUNT DOWN THE TOP TEN DUMBEST DEMOCRATS. WILL AOC STAY AT NUMBER ONE, OR WILL DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE KAMALA HARRIS TAKE THE NUMBER ONE SPOT? SO LONG! Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!

(AIRPLANE! UPDATE) After 46 Years, Former Los Angeles Cabbie Finally Remembers To Turn Off Meter

Have you ever took a vacation, and wondered if you turned off the oven?

75 year old Ted Striker, a former Los Angeles taxi cab driver, suddenly remembered last week that he had left the meter on of his taxi cab 46 YEARS AGO. In 1980, a middle-aged man had hailed the cab, and Striker turned on the meter, then ran into an airport terminal to take care on some personal business.

It appears the passenger left the cab and the meter running, and now SOMEBODY owes the YELLOW CAB COMPANY $18,654,095, but nobody knows who the middle-aged passenger was. 

''He must have been in a hurry, unwilling to wait for me to come back'', said Striker. ''Still, I am glad that I was able to stop the meter and return the cab to the garage after all these years''.

Stryker, 75 years old, lives in Anaheim with his wife Elaine. He is a retired airline pilot.

Anthony Fauci: Dear Diary

 

May 6, 2020

Dear Diary,

The bad news: Thousands dead

The GOOD news: Met Julia Roberts at CNN. I think she likes me!

If Ivermectin and hydroxichlorquin aren't discedited, I might lose a fortune.

Rand Paul is being a big Butt-head! 

He wishes he could be as GREAT AS I AM!!! I AM SCIENCE!!!!!

The Ridiculous Case Against Shiloh Hendrix: Archie From Queens Writes A Letter To The Editor

I recieved this from a man in Queens. He wanted to comment on the ridiculous trial of White Rochester (Minnesota) Mommy Shiloh Hendrix. As you may have heard, she was arrested AND CONVICTED on a bogus DISORDERLY CONDUCT charge after she cought an 8-year old Somali child stealing applesause from her GROCERY BAG at a playground where she was enjoying the day with her baby. 

A Somali man saw Hendrix yelling at the little would-be applesauce thief and took out his cellphone and started harassing her.

She told him to ''buzz off'' and used ''The N Word''. This incident somehow blew up and got all over the local and national news. APPARENTLY, The woke local city government were TRAUMATIZED BY THE WORDS UTTERED BY THE YOUNG MOMMY and decided that they had to put Shiloh Hendrix ON TRIAL. She was acquitted of the charge involving the child but CONVICTED of the charge involving the adult.

Arxhie from Queens begins his letter to the editor:

What in the world is going on out there in Minneso-cold where a young White Mommy is getting harassed by a lightbulb-headed Somali pirate with a video cellphone, AND THEY WIND UP PUTTING HER ON TRIAL? What's the deal with the idiots running ROCHESTER, MINNESOTA??

I know in my old neighborhood there would be police patrolling the neighborhood, and if there was a young Mommy and a stranger having some loud words at each other, the most that would happen is that officer ''Beefy'' Flanagan would just say ''Hey you two, cool it.'' and that would be it.

The idiot-liberal looneybirds running Rochester, Minnesota put this young White Mommy on TRIAL for DISORDERLY CONDUCT. Rediculous.  From what I understand, the town of Rochester is somewhat close to the Twin Cities there, where America-hating commie-looneybirds run things and they imported 80,000+ Somali gangs and violent criminals and criminal fraudsters. Maybe Shiloh was scared and just trying to ''scare'' off the little applesauce thief and the Light-bulb head, ya know? No harm no foul.

I was watching the news and the talking head said that Shiloh was CONVICTED OF MAKING RACIAL SLURS. SHE WAS CONVICTED FOR HER SPEECH!!! SHE WAS CONVICTED OF ''NOT SAYING NICE THINGS TO A STRANGER.'' ANY OF YOU ''FREE SPEECH'' LIBERAL LAWYERS WANT TO HELP HER WITH HER APPEAL??? 

I keep hearing that the local democrats and the crooked judges and that looney county attorney over there in Hennepin County have a hard-on for Somalis, letting the criminals run wild. When a Mohammadon rapes a White girl, they go wit' the ''Rape is normal in my culture'' defense, or some BULLSHIT like that. Was that inbred, Light-bulb Head in the park to scope out a victim?

Minnesota is a fine state there. It's the cities that are screwed up. They let that Somali cop that murdered the White woman OUT OF PRISON, while sending Officer Derek Chauvin to prison for what, 23 years?, for the ''murder'' of that violent thug George Floyd, and HE DIDN'T EVEN KILL HIM! Floyd was dying from Fentanyl poisoning and a bad ticker. The jury was intimidated by the angry, psychotic mob outside the county courthouse, AND THEY CONVICTED HIM.

Maybe Shiloh Hemdrix was mean to Lighbulb Head, but I'm glad she did what she thought she had to do to protect herself and her baby. If my city had more Shilohs, we wouldn't have elected that commie mohammadon LUNATIC Mamdani. What the Hell has happened to my city?

Archie from Queens

(The Spirit Of) George Carlin Discusses The New Democrat Term, ''AFFORDABILITY''

Everywhere you go, on EVERY commie-lib news show, it seems like everybody in the media keeps using the SAME catch-word, non-stop, SIMULTANEOUSLY. It's part of their never-ending, bogus narrative, and this catch-word on their lips NOWADAYS is THE WORD ''AFFORDABILITY''.

This word is used by ANNOYING, SOPHMORIC COMMUNISTS NON-STOP BECAUSE THEY WANT TO COMPLAIN THAT LIFE ISN'T PERFECT AND TO HATE ON PRESIDENT TRUMP. These idiots will not use the correct term ''INFLATION'', because INFLATION reminds EVERYONE of Joe Biden's term in The Oval Office, WHEN THE INFLATION RATE WENT THROUGH THE DAMN ROOF.

I am very happy to have the SPIRIT OF THE great comedian-philosopher GEORGE CARLIN here to explain:

YEAH, AS THE RED RODENT WAS SAYING.........

This term ''affordability'' is another, typical bullshit term the Democrats like to use. If you ask me, a lot of things are WAY TOO AFFORDABLE, ESPECIALLY FOR ASSHOLES WHO WILL NOT WORK.  Illegal aliens and Somalis come here, get on food stamps, and TAKE $700 WORTH OF GROCERIES OFF THE SHELVES SEVERAL TIMES A MONTH, while us working stiffs pick up 7 or 8 items, and pay $40. GROCERIES FOR US WOULDN'T BE SO PRICEY IF WE DIDN'T FORCE GROCERY STORES TO GIVE STUFF AWAY. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO STAY IN BUSINESS IF YOU'RE GIVING THE FUCKING STUFF AWAY FOR FREE!!!!

Americans on welfare live like royalty. Free food, and the assholes in the government are constantly sucking up to them for their vote. THIS IS BETTER THAN AFFORDIBLE.....IT'S FREE!!!! SOMETIMES THESE COMPLAINERS TAKE A SHORT BREAK FROM FEEDING THEIR FACE.....TO BITCH SOME MORE!!!

We complain about the price of gas, but the media will ONLY show people complaining about it when there's a Republican in The White House. A gallon a gas was $8.00 in California under Joe Biden and Governor Greasy Gavin Newscum, BUT CNN AND MSNBC IGNORED THAT STORY.  A big part of the problem is these communist corruptocrats PUSHING their idiotic ENVIRONMENTAL GREEN AGENDA, PUNISHING THE OIL COMPANIES AND MAKING GASOLINE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.

A lot of people complain about the AFFORDABILITY of college tuition. I have a great solution. DON'T GO!!!!

The ultra-corrupt colleges recieve BILLIONS from China and America's OTHER enenmies to train little, AMERICA-HATING communist revolutionaries. Most professors are RACIST, evil elitists who celebrated the assassination-murder of Charlie Kirk.  You don't learn ANYTHING important in college. It's all a scam to boost your precious ego and so you can wave a worthless diploma in everybody's face. 

Imagine your Mother bragging about you, and the other Mom is so proud that her angel is in college and it's costing her a FORTUNE! Then your Mom says of you 'My DAVID is a high school dropout and he works on an oil rig AND HE'S MAKING A FORTUNE!'' That will shut the other Mother up!

On top of that, the Hate-Indoctrination Industry (my nickname for the American University System) GOUGES their customers as they demand that the crooked politicians FORGIVE their college loans. The crooked LEFTIST politicians also give away the taxpayer's money to the colleges in the form of ''endowments''. THIS IS THE WORST SCAM IN AMERICA!!! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN ALL THE OTHER GOVERNMENT FRAUDS PERPETRATED ON THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS!!!!

So, if you don't want to spend your money on something that will destroy your mind and ruin this country, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE!!!! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE!!!! Repetition is the cornerstone of memory.

Finally, people complain about the AFFORDABILITY of HOUSING. I've noticed that the MORE THE GOVERNMENT TRY TO DEAL WITH IT THE WORSE THE PROBLEM GETS. IT'S JUST LIKE ''HEALTHCARE''. It seems that every time the government creates a program, things get worse, but their corrupt supporters keep getting EVEN MORE FILTHY RICH AND THE TAXPAYERS KEEP GETTING DEFRAUDED. 

The Democrats get away with creating a problem and blaming their political opponents. In healthcare, they replaced a shitty idea with an even SHITTIER IDEA. Remember HMO's? Health Maintenance Organizations? They ws created by assholes like Ted Kennedy, only to be replaced by an EAVEN SHITTIER IDEA, OBAMACARE. How's your AFFORDABLE CARE ACT DOING THESE DAYS? WHY ARE WE STILL COMPLAINING?

HOW ABOUT LEAVING THE TAXPAYERS ALONE AND START BUILDING PRISONS FOR THE CORRUPTOCRATS THAT ROB THE TAXPAYERS BLIND? If the government didn't dream up ways of RIPPING US OFF SO MUCH, AMERICANS WOULD HAVE MORE MONEY.

If we did thaat, LIFE WOULD BE MORE (looking heavenward, eyes wide) ''AFFORDABLE''.

Goodnight.