Is Communist L.A. Mayor Bass Spending The City's Budget On An Army Of Terminators?

Good evening, This is The Bill Burditzman Political Report. I am Bill Burditzsam, and this is the POLITICAL news in Los Angeles......

Communist l..A. city councilperson Nithia Raman recieved a large bundle of ballots, and has bounced into second place in the Los Aneles Mayoral Primary......and.......STOP THE COUNTING!!! IT'S OVER!!! CANDIDATE SPENCER PRATT IS ELIMINATED!!!

IN OTHER NEWS, We have Correspondent Jessica Santa-Maria Conchita de Cardinale on the streets with her report on Unhoused Drug Zombies getting paid by The Democrats for their votes for Mayor Karen Bass! Who says there's NO JOBS in Los Angeles???

Also, correspondent Mohammad Mohammad Abdul Mohammad has a report from McArthur Cememtary with local city union government workers getting the residents at the local cemetary  REGISTERED TO VOTE....

....but tonight's top story. Is INCOMPETENT Communist Mayor Karen Bass about to start A War Against The Human Race with an army of Terminators? At the beginning the 1984 Sci-Fi Horror Movie, There was a raging war in 2029  (two and a half years from now).  The city is reduced to a burned-out pile of rubble and human skulls. A time-travelling cyborg is sent back to 1984 to terminate Sarah Connor, the mother of John Connor, the leader of the human resistance.

Has Mayor Bass sent a terminator back to 1984 to target Spencer Pratt's Mother Janet Pratt and protect The Democrat's one-party hold on The City of Lost Angels'? Has the incompetent, corrupt Democrats ruining the city taken the entire city budget and sank all it's  tax revenue into an army of terminators? We here at The Burditzman Report WANT TO KNOW!!! .

Karen The Commie Bass has already burned much of the city down. The Palisades section of L.A. looks like the Hellscape at the beginning of The Terminator. There's NO LIMIT to the corruption in the looney City Council who recently legalized voting rights among illegal aliens. WOW, THESE PEOPLE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO FEED THEIR INSATIABLE LUST FOR POWER!

We will keep following this important story!

HEADLINE: THE BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL OUTHOUSE'S GRAND OPENING

 

Reminder: The racists operating The Obama Presidential Center /  Outhouse require you to present an I.D. if you wish to enter the building. Also, They stiffed the Black construction companies who worked on this project.

We wonder if there's an exhibit ''honoring'' Obama's smearing of political opponents and his 2012 presidential campaign that disefranchised miltiary voters serving overseas.

Overall, this is what I'd expect an America-hating scumbag's ''presidential center'' to look like.

Sister Mary Comments On MLB's Pride Month

June is refered to as ''Pride Month'' , so Major League Baseball  are having their players wear Rainbow Flag designs on their uniforms. Three players on The San Francisco squad have placed Bible verses on their uniforms, and the woke league has shown that this won't be tolerated.

Here to comment on this is our Religion and Faith Correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknuckles:

God Bless the baseball players. Mary, Mother of God, Please preserve the innocence of this great game.

God loves The American Pastime and The Boys of Summer, BUT SMITES THE SODOMITE AND THEIR CORRUPT USE OF THE RAINBOW. This great symbol is God's way of telling his children that He will never destroy HIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD AGAIN. It is NOT to be used as a celebration of sexual PERVERSION!!

The idiot MLB executives ruining this great game should be SMACKED in the knuckles. Where's my RULER?

Major League Baseball has been corrupted by The Gay Mafia, and deserves the Wrath of God. They HAVE BECOME ARROGANT AND INTOLERANT OF WHAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, RUINING THE INNOCENCE OF THIS WONDERFUL GAME. They shove their perverted, corrupted RAINBOW FLAG in the people's faces.

Baseball is Peanuts and Cracker Jacks, NOT PENIS AND ASS CRACKS!!!! PLEASE GOD, FORGIVE US!!!!

GOD BLESS THE THREE BASEBALL DISCIPLES WHO ARE STANDING FOR GOOD. MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, WE ASK YOUR SON TO BLESS THESE MEN. AND Help them stand against this LUNATIC SODOMITE NONSENSE!!

Please, GOD. Show the idiot Baseball executives THE TRUTH OF THEIR FOLLY, FORGIVE THEM, and withhold your judgement, for they don't seem to know what they do. Amen.

ONCE AGAIN, A Team From The DEEP SOUTH Wins The Stanley Cup

Once again, a team from the deep south has won Professional Hockey's Stanley Cup. The Carolina Hurricanes won The Cup last night, defeating another hot-climate team, The Las Vegas Golden Knights, 4 games to 2.

Once again, fans of The Montreal Canadiens, Boston Bruins, New York Rangers, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, Minnesota Wild (The Minnesota North Stars never won The Cup either), New York Islanders, Toronto Maple Leafs, Philadelphia Flyers, Edmonton Oilers, Pittsburgh Penquins, New Jersey Devils, Buffalo Sabres, Vancouver Canucks, AND The Ottawa Senators were shut out.

 The last time any of these teams won the Championship was when The Pittsburgh Penquins won it in 2017. The MOST SUCCESSFUL NORTHERN NHL TEAM as of late are The Emonton Oilers, losers of Championship series on 2024 and 2025.

People in Minnesota sometimes call their state ''The State of Hockey,'' but Minnesota  also elected Tim Walz. Our previous team, The Minnesota North Stars, lost both times they made it to the FINALS. Our current team, The Minnesota Wild, has NEVER made an appearance in the Finals. The North Stars had to move to DALLAS and change their nickname to THE STARS to win The Stanley Cup.

By way of comparison, teams from Florida have won FOUR Stanley Cups since 2020. Maybe we should start calling FLORIDA ''The State of Hockey''. HOT WEATHER, BIKINIS, ORANGES, AND ....HOCKEY! SORRY YOU LOSERS UP NORTH!!

The Carolina Hurricanes have won TWO STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIPS. Their previous championship came 20 years ago, I wasn't even aware they even had an NHL team back then.

You would think that living in a state of 40 below weather and the finest High School Hockey tournament in the country we could at least compete for a Stanley Cup Championship. Minnesota isn't ''The State of Hockey'' as much as ''The State of Under-Achieving Men's Professional Sports Franchises.''

Maybe I'll post about our other ridiculous men's professional sports teams some other time. Maybe I'll post about my newest theory. ''that The NHL HAS BECOME THE SOUTH'S REVENGE  FOR LOSING THE CIVIL WAR''.

RSR Has Reached A Million Pageviews

 

Question: What's The Difference Between Ballot Dumps And Ballot Stuffing?

While we're on the theme of Democrats ALWAYS fighting dirty and hitting below the belt, how about that Mayoral election in Los Angeles?

This is how it goes. The Republican  ''leads'' on Election Night (or is in position to move on to the general election), then the ''vote counters'' keep counting FOR UP TO A MONTH AFTER ELECTION DAY until the Democrat(s) ''find'' the ballots they need to close the margin. After Election Night, the Democrats always know how MANY VOTES THEY NEED TO OVERTAKE THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE AND ''WIN''.

In the 2026 Los Angeles Mayoral Election, there are 3 major candidates. We have two incompetent, corrupt communists, incumbant Mayor Karen Bass and City Council member Nithia Raman. Then, there's the outsider, former reality-TV star and advocate Spencer Pratt. In this primary, the two top vote getters move on and face each other in a November general Election. The third-place finsher is eliminated.

On Primary Night, Bass had a small lead, and Pratt was comfortably in second. Raman tearfully conceded.. Then the ''ballot-counters'' swung into ''action'' Almost a week later, the third place candidate has caught up and candidate Pratt has been eliminated. It's simply amazing how late ballot counting ALWAYS go to the DEMOCRATS.

A normal, fair-thinking person would be outraged by the unfairness of this system. The problem is, that it's legal............IN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE CORRUPT ELECTION LAWS PASSED IN THE ONE-PARTY STATE OF CALIFORNIA.

Almost the instant that candidate Raman's vote total overtook candidate Pratt's, the news announcers declared that she would be facing incumbant Bass in the general election in November. We don't know or think that the democrats running the unfair election system will bother to keep counting ballots.

It's highly suspicious NEARLY EVERY BALLOT DUMP COUNTED AFTER ELECTION DAY MOST OF THE VOTES WENT TO THE THIRD PLACE CANDIDATE Nithia Raman. You would think that al least a third of these late ballots would go to the CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT leader. 

It would be better and more fair if NO ONE KNEW THE VOTE TOTALS on Election Night, or if the state kept the cabdidate's numbers secret. Glenn Beck suggests that Price-Waterhouse should be put in charge of ballots in California. THE DEMOCRATS WOULDN'T KNOW HOW MANY MORE VOTES THEY WOULD NEED TO OVERTAKE THE REPUBLICAN'S VOTE TOTAL.

Spencer Pratt is the most talked about, inventive candidate in recent political history. The incompetent, corrupt leftists that run L.A. let his house burn to the ground, along with thousands of Palisades residents. He spoke about the homeless drug zombie PROBLEM in a very compelling way, while his two opponents have ran away from the issues and THEIR HORRENDOUS RECORD. The two incompetent communists are in and the conscientious advocate is out because Los Angeles is a corrupt, one-party city.

It is possible that candidate Pratt lost because all The Republicans and dissatisfied Democrats have moved away (voted with their feet) and the numbers just weren't there.

In Republican-run states and cities, the people vote on Election Day, then go home and watch the returns as the vote-counters finish counting the ballots and a winner is announced THAT NIGHT. 

In corrupt states and cities ran by Democrats, they MAIL ballots to EVERYBODY, let illegal aliens vote,  ''dead'' people VOTE, they allow ballot harvesting, crooked government unions get ''involved'', they vote early, vote LATE, have surprise ballot dumps, ballot stuffing, the homeless are BRIBED into voting by the Democrats in power, not to mention  MANY OTHER METHODS OF open, brazen cheating.

In conclusion, your bushy-tailed correspondent has one more question about all this. Is there any difference between ''ballot dumps'' and ''ballot stuffing''?

Pompous Narcissist Scott Pelley Gives Us A Piece Of His Mind

A couple weeks ago, new ''60 Minutes'' producer Bari Weiss HAD THE NERRRRRVE of meeting with the program's staff. During this meeting, corresepondent Scott Pelley blew a gasket when Weiss offered some constructive criticism, and was fired.

Here to give his side of this development is Pelley the Great:  

Bari Weiss KNOWS NOT how to tell a story on TELLYVISION. She wouldn't know when to give me my CLOSE-UP AS I LOWER MY GLASSES ON THE TIP OF MY NOSE!!! She is simply an AFFRONT to ALL OF US JOURNALISTS AT ''60 MINUTES''!!! 

Being FIRED WAS LIKE HAVING MY SPOUSE MURRRRRRDERRRRED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MOI!!!! BARI WEISS, THOUEST INSULTED ME!!!!

I 'LL HAVE BARI WEISS KNOW THAT I HAVE SERRRRRRRVED IN COMBAT, REGAILING MY TV AUDIENCE OF MY SUPERIOR NEWZZZZ COVERAGE IN FARAWAY LANDZZZZZ!!!!!!

EXCUZZZZE ME, BUT DO YEWW HAVE GREY POUPON????

That KNOW-NOTHING BARI WEISS  HAD THE NERVVVVE OF ASKING  MOI  WHY SOME VIEWERS WOULD THINK THAT I SHOW A BIAS IN MY REPORTAGGGE!!!!!!! THE NERVVVVVVVVVE!!!!!!

I AM BEYOND REPROACH!!!!! I AM NOT JUST ANOTHER ARROGANT, POMPOUS TWIT, AND I REFUUUUUSE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH!!!!!

I AM Scott Pelley, Journalist Extraordinaire

Democrats Embrace Corrupt Bullies And Trans High School Track Champion-Cheaters

A few days ago, Democrat gubernatorial candidate Tom Steyer met with and congratulated trans High School track champion AB Hernansez, who is bigger and faster than his female competition. It dawned on me why the democrat would identify with and cheer on the trans athlete. 

It's because Democrats are bullies who regularly cheat their asses off as well. They punish the Normal, everyday American taxpayer and REWARD their corrupt supporters. They have government public unions to tip the scales in their favor. They behave like THEY ARE BORN TO RULE OVER US, and us little people must cry ''UNCLE!!!'' and just take their abuse.

Remember a couple years ago when the man pretending to be a woman destroyed his female boxing competition at The Summer Olympics? It was even worse than the most hideous, grotesque domestic abuse, yet the international Olympics community pretended to see nothing wrong with it.

''Leia Thompson'' was ranked around 500 as a collegiate male swimmer, but then he put on a women's swimsuit and became the NCAA ''women's'' swimming champion. Normal Americans know this was unfair, but the Democrats are so in bed with their weirdo trans allies they are blind to the immorality and unfairness of it all. To the Democrats, it is ''intolerant'' not to embrace these embarrassing weirdos, not to turn their backs on the over-matched female competitors.

Democrats regularly cheat their asses off in elections too. Right now, the democrats in California are trying to cheat highly popular California Republican candidates Spencer Pratt and Steve Hilton. In California, it takes up to 3 weeks to count the votes and cheat candidates trying to tip over the Democrat corruption applecart. The Democrats are stuffing ballot boxes AND filling OUT ballots a week AFTER Election Day.

Democrats oppose THE SAVE ACT because they want illegal aliens voting in America's elections BECAUSE THEY TURNED THEIR BACKS NORMAL, EVERYDAY LAW-ABIDING AMERICANS. This legislation would make it harder to cheat, and THAT'S WHY THEY OPPOSE IT.

Do you remember how Barack Obama BECAME an Illinois Senator? He and the corrupt local Chicago newspapers SMEARED Republican candidateJACK RYAN. Obama is one of the SCUMMIEST BULLIES ever to infect this country, yet his supporters worship him.

He divided the country by race and used the media to bully and shame his critics. Right now, we are just beginning to learn how the Somalis in Minnesota were able to rob the country clean. All the whistleblowers were labelled ''RACISTS'' by The Democrat bullies and their dominant media cheerleaders. ONCE AGAIN, HONEST, EVERYDAY AMERICANS WERE SHUT UP AND SHUT OUT.

If you're enrolled in an American university or just erolled in a government public school, chances are your communist teacher or professor is bullying you in front of the entire class if you dare to think for yourself.

For 2 generations, the feminists and the media shoved ABORTION down our throats in the most horrendous bully-victim relationship DREAMED UP BY THE ANTI-FAMILY COMMUNIST-DEMOCRATS. Babies cannot even speak up for themselves, and if you speak up for the little ones, you're labeled ''ANTI-WOMAN''.

California Democrats have rigged their sytem with communist educrats and illegal alien voters, creating a ONE-PARTY COMMUNIST STATE. Their schools are the worst in the country, they lead the nation in poverty and homelessness, and they lead in CORRUPTION, but there are two Republican outsiders threatening to tip over their POWERFUL corruption applecart.

In the current races for Governor and Mayor of Los Angeles, the Republican outsiders have to run their most well-run race. We have to watch out for the Democrats who cheat like Ben Hur's rival trying to puncture his chariot wheels..

If the outsiders win, we will believe in miracles. If the Democrats non-stop cheaters win, maybe we can just say ''CONGRATULATIONS............CHEATERS!!!''

HEADLINE: NJ DEMOCRATS CHOOSE ANTI-SEMITIC EXTREMIST CANDIDATE LINKED TO 1993 WTC BOMBING

 

PARODY SONG ALERT: MARTINA MCBRIDE WON'T BE SINGING ''INDEPENDENCE DAY'' AT AMERICA'S 250 FREEDOM CELEBRATION

Country singer Martina McBride will not be singing her hit ''Independence Day'' at America's 250th Freedom Celebration event in Washington DC. The country singer sent out an Istagram and said she views the program as ''linked'' to President Trump, so she pulled out.

Some other artists, like Poison's Bret Michaels and The Commodors, also cancelled. Michaels said he feared for his safety.

Here she is to explain her decision not to sing at the Freedom event at The National Mall is the Country songstress:

Well, I sang at the Obama White House

but Trump has me feeling worried and weak

My fans expect me to sing at America's birthday 

but I won't for those right-wing MAGA freaks

I got a call to come sing at The Mall

The show's been politicized and so I refuse to play

I will not sing for the ''Right-wing King''

I won't be singing Independence Day

If Reverend Al or one of his pals asked me

I would sing at Juneteenth instead

For BLM I would sing or ICE protests

but not a sea of hats MAGA red

You might think that I'm woke and you're starting to joke

because I decided not to play

You think I'm a fool just a Democrat tool

I won't be there to sing Independence Day

(Chorus)

No, I WON'T SING

for the Orange-haired king

I hope the country fans don't

hold it against me

I won't sing this song

Sing for the right-wing ding-dongs

NO to our National birthday

My band won't play 

I won't sing Independence Day

I won't be there to sing at Trump's national state fair

I refuse to sing or to strum

You might think it's lame, so don't curse my name

because I will refuse to come

I won't sing for that right winger Trump

I don't care what you have to say

I will not put on a red MAGA hat

and I will not be singing ''Independence Day''

(Chorus)

No, I won't sing

for the Orange-haired king

I hope the country music fans

don't hold it against me

I will not sing my songs

for the right-wing ding-dongs

No, I will not play

My fans will be dismayed

I won't sing Independence Day

My fans will be deeply dismayed

I won't be singing Independence Day

I wish Trump would just go away

I'm not singing ''Independence Day''

TOP TEN WAYS MAINE DEMOCRAT SENATE CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER CAN BE AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE

Moderate Republican Senator Susan Collins is seeking her 6th term as the Senior Senator from the State of Maine. It looks like her Democrat opponent will be newcomer Graham Platner, who has a NAZI SS Totenkopf tattoo on his chest. 

Apparently, a NAZI tattoo is not a deal breaker for many Maine Democrats. The former Marine also insults other veterans, including deceased American Sniper Chris Kyle. Socialist-Democrats Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders think he's a solid candidate. 

iT LOOKS LIKE the state Democrat party cannot find another candidate WITHOUT a NAZI SS Totenkopf tattoo anywhere in Maine.

Does anyone know his thoughts on important issues like tax policy, the border, or how to improve the AFFORDABILITY of life for middle class Maine residents? It looks like The ONLY thing that matters to DEMOCRATS is 'HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE PRESIDENT TRUMP'? 

Remember when 2025 when Virginia Democrat candidate Jay Jones WON after suggesting he would like to KILL his opponent and his family? I don't think his voters even CARED WHAT HE WOULD DO AFTER BEING elected Virginia's Attorney General. All that mattered to looney Democrat voters is that he is a HATEFUL, BOMB-THROWING ASSHOLE. 

Is there enough Trump Derangement Syndrome CASES TO CARRY CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER TO VICTORY in the state of MAINE? Maybe there are OTHER socially unacceptble things that he can STILL do to EXCITE MAINE'S batshit Democrat VOTERS.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, HERE ARE THE TOP TEN WAYS GRAHAM PLATNER CAN BE AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE, AND DRIVE THE DEMOCRAT MAINEIAC VOTER TURNOUT:

10. If The President gets a pet, Platner can have a photo taken of himself KICKING IT.

 9.  Spray paint ''ANTIFA'' all over The Lincoln Memorial.

 8.  Cover his NAZI tattoo with it with a tattoo of Hitler and the words ''Mein Fuhrer''

 7.  Write an op-ed ''Eisenhower Was A Shitty General''

 6.  Challenge Republican candidate Susan Collins to a boxing match.

 5,  Win ''The Biggest Douche In The Universe'' Pageant.

 4.  Affordability? Make Republicans pay for EVERYTHING!

 3.. Convert to Islam, then pray in the middle of the street.

 2,  Renounce his American citizenship, move to Mexico, then move in with Rosie O'Donnell in Ireland, then reside in George Clooney's Italian villa, then move back to Mexico, then cross the border illegally again as an illegal alien, then recieve millions in Democrat graft, then move into a free luxury hotel room in a sanctuary city, then get free healthcare, then protest and riot against ICE agents. THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HE'S BEING MISTREATED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!!!!!!

 1.  Have a trophy made: