NYC Communist Mohammadon Mayor Mamdani Cancels The 2026 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.....And ''Replaces'' It

Welcome to The 2026 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Oh, this just in.......The parade has been cancelled. In fact, Communist-Mohammadon Mayor Zohran Mamdani has cancelled Thanksgiving because it is a Christian holiday. The New York City Council has declared this holiday HARAM and that the city rulers have REPLACED THE AMERICAN TRADITIONAL HOLIDAY WITH ''SOMETHING ELSE''.

Here is Grand Marshall of the replacement ''parade'', Mayor Mamdani on a float with several EMPTY SHELVES in honor of his CITY-RUN GROCERY STORES SCHEDULED TO OPEN IN 2029.

Gone are the Snoopy, Garfield, Pikachu, and Kermit the Frog parade balloons. They've been replaced by morbidly obese Illinois Democrat Governor J.B. Pritzker.

Here comes the yellow and red Communist float of The S.D.A., The Socialist Democrats of America, complete with a huge hammer and sickle.

Here are about a thousand muslims praying in the middle of the street. They are blocking the rest of the ''parade''. Let's take a commercial break for our network sponsors.

They are still blocking the street, praying to their moon idol. There's a large number of U-haul vans honking their horns. WOW, Normal-Americans cannot wait to leave The Big Apple!

Oooooh, it looks like the replacement parade is starting to move down the street again. Here's a float for Macy's Department Store. Waitaminnut, it has a large ''GOING OUT OF BUSINESS'' sign!

Here comes The Columbia College float. Now the anti-Semitic college students are getting off and attacking the Jewish onlookers. Where are the police?

Here's the float for CORRUPT NEW YORK STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL LETICIA JAMES. She must be searching for any Republicans to arrest here at the replacement parade. We understand she'll even prosecute anyone wearing a red tie.

Here comes the caravan of around 700 illegal aliens. There's lots of rapists and murderers marching down the street, and Mayor Mamdani will make sure they all vote in 2028 and recieve free healthcare and housing.

Here's the El-Sayed and Hasan Piker float. They're in a replica cardboard jumbo jet flying into The World Trade Center. What a couple of HATEFUL JACK-ASSES!!!

Next up, here comes the Democrat Party float with a dozen campaign workers stuffing ballot boxes.......

Here comes burning effegies of President Trump and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, and will you look at that?! WE have some special guests. Here comes a float with LOCAL MEMBERS OF THE NYC CITY COUNCIL DRESSED UP AS IRANIAN MULLAH!!! THEY HAVE BILLHORNS. Let's listen in:

''DEATH TO AMERICA!!!! DEATH TO THE GREAT SATAN!!!!''

Next, we have a float commemorating SHARIA LAW. There's an adult male forcing an 8-year-old girl to marry him....There's women covered head to toe in what looks like black garbage bags coffled together like cattle.....There's an imam with a sign reading ''ALLAH HATES DOGS'' and another with a sign that reads ''RESPECT ISLAM: DON'T EAT BACON!!!'' SHEESH, what a bunch of fascist killjoys!!!

.....And bringing up the rear are scores of homeless drug addicts. They don't seem to know where they are. Some of them are on a float, throwing needles and candy laced with Fentanyl at the kids looking on.

NO!!!! DON'T PICK THAT UP!!!!!

Well, that's it from New York City. We'll be beck next year....MAYBE....SO LONG!!!