HEADLINE: SOMALI GANGS ''CULTURALLY ENRICH'' MINNESOTA HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL HOMECOMING GAME

In Minnesota High School Football, The Eden Prarie High School Homecoming football game with Minnetonka was interruptd by East African gangs SHOOTING AT EACH OTHER, and the game was cancelled. The gunfire caused a panic in the stands, as two East African scholars were injured with non-life threatening injuries,

We thank Former Presidents Clinton and Obama as well as The Lutheran Charities for sponsoring the halftime (?) show.