Marlon Perkins And The North American Democrat-Socialist Cuckoo Bird

I was listening to a talk radio program last week when a guest compared the new extremist communist-backed Democrat politicians (THE DSA-Democrat Socialists of America) with The Cuckoo bird. 

This species will invade another bird's nest, kill the Mother's babies, and lay it's own eggs. 

The invasive, preditory, parasitic nature of these communist-Socialists who have invaded The Democrat Party establishment act in MUCH the same way. Here to explain this is our new wildlife correspondent Marlon Perkins, host of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild KIngdom, we study the strange and terrible habits of The Socialist Democrat Cuckoos of North America.

This preditory, parasitic species have been laying it's eggs in the nests of the ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRAT NESTS. Three extremist-communists have defeated Democrat establishment birds in recent New York Democrat primaries.

They replicate the call of the red-green Mamdani bird, tickling the ears of angry college grad bolchevik parasites, who respond by voting for the takeover of THE NEST.

Most of these communist voters come from various countries hostile to America. Many are second-generation immigrants, INDOCTRINATED TO attack America on American universities. These Communsit Democrat Cuckoos attack and seek the destruction of the nest, and hunt for The Great American Orange Trumpucanis Maga.

Many of these communist Democrat cuckoos have been laying their eggs on American college universities for generations. There, the young cuckoos are taught and groomed to attack even more nests. They attack Jews, capitalists, and engage in class-warfare against more productive species..

Here is my assistant Jim. He has gotten too close to a nest of mahammadon cuckoos, and now he's being attacked. The cuckoos think he might be a Jew or a capitalist because he has a light complection. GET OUT OF THERE, JIM!!!!

The other birds in this ecosystem are ''makers'' and the communist Democrat cuckoos are ''takers''. Now, the nest taken over by the cuckoos has shrunk, and is falling apart. The cuckoos look for more nests to use BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BUILD A NEST THEMSELVES.. The Mamdani bird has promised free worms for everyone, but his flock of cuckoos will have to fend for themselves soon.

The Mamdani bird has tried to raise the taxes on the top 10% of the most productive species, but they have flown away to Florida and Texas. Soon, The Socialist-Democrat Cuckoo may go the way of The Dodo.

Well, that's it for this week's Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. I am Marlon Perkins. See you  next week.

It's Called Summer: An Andy Rooney Commentary

Andy Rooney is here to remind us that Summer is SUPPOSED TO BE HOT:

HEY LOOK, IT'S SUMMER. Some people seem to be SURPRISED by this, like the newscasters telling us to hydrate yourself and stay inside if it's too hot for you. It gets hot this time of year, EVERY YEAR. It's JULY!!!

Here in America, we LOVE OUR FREEDOM AS WELL AS OUR AIR CONDITIONING. On The Fourth of JULY we celebrate our Independence Day. We have barbeques in the hot July sun, then enjoy some simulated warfare FIREWORKS at night. Most of us are too busy enjoying our blessings to bitch about ''Global Climate Change'' or ''emissions''.

Some people hate us because of our A/C, like those silly socialist surrender monkeys in France. They blame air conditioners for everybody dying from heat-stroke over in Europe. YES, These silly scammers blame us for THEIR WEATHER. MON DIEU!!!

Paris Deputy Mayor Audrey Pulvar blames America for the miserables de LaHeate, as the governments in Europe are deliberatly keeping their people hot and miserable in order to make their population grumble even more about it, and they can then demonize the countries that offer THE BLESSING of air conditioning. 

She blames America for France's weather problem, but looking at this picture of her, I have to wonder ''who should she blame for that ridiculous hair helmet''?

I don't care what the French say. I think that AIR CONDITIONING is one of THE GREATEST INVENTIONS EVER CREATED BY MAN! VIVE LE A/C!!!