SONG PARODY ALERT!!!! ROBERT PALMER SINGS THE NEW DEMOCRAT THEME SONG REMAKE OF 'SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE'

We're a gang of criminals!

We don't have no principals

They used to call us Liberals

Now we're psycho radicals

We throw your grandma is jail and deny her bail

We steal elections, you can now vote by mail

We were doing fine, then Biden wrecked the country

and gas is unaffordable

Gas is unaffordable

Our methods are unconstitutional

Disaster is unavoidable 

The polling trends are irreversible

Nancy thinks she's invincible

Nobody cares if he falls up the stairs

The American Dream is now a nightmare

There's no baby fornula on the store shelves

and gas is unaffordable

Gas is unaffordable

CNN Lies, and nobody knows where your tax dollars went

(Gas is unaffordable) We're out of our minds, another executive order signed by Joe

Gas is unaffordable

Election Day is unavoidable, Our backs against the wall

Inflation thru the roof, We're heading for a fall

We're making promises and breaking election laws

We're yapping about climate change, but people know that

gas is unaffordable

(CNN Lies, and nobody knows where your tax dollars went)

Gas is unaffordable

(We're all iars, We want to throw Trump in our secret jail)

Our corruption is unparalleled

We free the violent criminals, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

We're crazy not reasonable

The voters are replacable

We are all insane, we all got schiff for brains

We're passing nutty laws while we go down the drain

We were energy independent, but now it seems that

gas is unaffordable

Gas is unaffordable