The Regime sent The 'First Lady' on a Democrat panderfest to some Progressive Latinx Diversity Group:
(Cue Jill Biden's new theme song South Park/ Jennifer Lopez hand puppet 'Taco-Flavored Kisses)
Wow, look at all you, my Brown-skinned little beaners! The diversity of my little breakfast tacos is my Democrat dream!
There is SO MUCH DIVERSITY in the LATINX COMMUNITY!!! There are Tacos and Burritos and EnchIladas and other dishes with brown beans and brown rice mixed in!
I am so fascinated at how you people ground up corn, then fry it to make your hard taco shells! I think you breakfast taco VOTERS are simply YUMMY! In fact, they should change Election Day to TACO TUESDAY!! TACOS AND DROP BOXES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!
Unfortunately, many in Washington want to deny you women tacos your right to abort the taco shell in your oven! Also, they deny Climate Change, and soon Iit will be too hot to eat a taco! Birds will spontaneously combust in mid-air, and fall out of the sky on you! Fossil Fuels will boil in the ground, and explode on everybody like a volcano! YUCK!!!!!
When I see scores of undocumented immigrants swim across the Southern border I see thousands of breakfast tacos, and what's wrong with that? Those racist Republicans don't like tacos. They like hamburgers. Hamburgers come from Hamburg, Germany. Nazis are German. Republicans are Nazis!!!
Republicans want to make tacos ILLEGAL!!!! They put 8-year-old tacos in cages, and break up taco famlles! Tacos do the hard work Americans refuse to do! Latino tacos make the breakfast tacos at Taco Bell that Americans refuse to make!!
In 1983, recording artist Taco had a big hit, 'Puttin' On The Ritz.' Republicans had him deported!!!!!
In conclusion, I can't leave my brown-skinned breakfast tacos without proudly saying 'I LOVE TACOS!!!!'
Goodbye my Democrat tacos! That's my time! (Cue Jill Biden's theme song South Park/ Jennifer Lopez hand puppet 'Taco-Flavored Kisses')!
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