Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Another Sheriff Buford T. Justice Commentary: We Should Be Building Prisons For All These Criminal Jack-Asses


With violent, psychotic criminals running wild in Democrat-ran cities, and Soros-funded, easy-on-crime city D.A.'s refusing to keep them in jail, the outcry for law enforcement is being heard from coast-to-coast. Here with a commentary is our law enforcement corrrespondent, Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

This is Smokey Bear, and I'm in high-speed pursuit of all you little punk criminals! If I was in chatrge of law enforcement in this country, the first thing I would do is punch these idiot leftist D.A.'S AND THAT ASSHOLE GEORGE SOROS RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!

I would like to get my hands on these violent animals an' hang them from the highest tree! Instead of another 'infrastructure' bill, I'd spend a few billion on building new prisons.I'd 'smash and arrest' these little 'smash and grabbers.' My problem with police brutality is THERE ISN'T NEARLY ENOUGH OF IT!

If that jerk George Floyd was kept in prison where he belonged, he'd probably be ALIVE TODAY!

I blame the idiot voters in these communist cities. They blame Whites and Republicans for all their problems. Chicago is ran by a Black commie, New York City is ran by a Black leftist, Baltimore is ran by Black leftists, Los Angeles is ran by an Wop Italian Moor. Washington D.C.'s former Mayor, Marion Berry was literally videotaped in a hotel room smoking crack with a hooker! Guess what......He's also Black!

If you're an under-aged criminal, you should be locked up in a dog kennel!! Violent rioters, car-jackers, and A LOT of politicians belong in prison! Lock their asses up!

Meanwhile, the Democrats are imprisoning patriotic Americans for protesting the stolen presidential election. That is straight-up Communism! Somebody should hire an armada of the MEANEST lawyers around, and sue the living SHIT out of the corrupt government!

Nancy Pelosi is as corrupt as the day is long. She belongs in prison, but somebody should hire an exorcist and get at that unclean spirit living inside her head! As for Adam Schiffhead, you think his eyes are all buggy now, just wait until he has to take a prison shower!

As for Joe Biden's worthless kid Hunter, I think a judge will need a calculator to determine his prison sentence! The problem is, the biggest criminals are running the country!

I miss the country that used to respect the law. This senile, corrupt jerk Biden is waving illegal aliens into the country. He belongs in prison, or a home for the elderly.

Well, that's all for now. This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. Don't go home. Don't take a tinkle. Don't take a dump on the sidewalk. Oh, you can think about it........Just DON'T DO IT.

That's a big 10-4, Scumbums! Over and out!



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