And Now, The Top Ten New CNN Programs

Your bushy-tailed correspondent keeps hearing that long-time CNN talking heads like Brian Stelter are about to be fired.  Here is The Top 10 new shows pitched to CNN:

10. Race-Baiting Fake Attack Report with Jussie Smollett

  9. The Second-Hand, Hear-Say News with Cassidy Hutchinson

  8. Our Un-Named Source Report

  7. The Bug-Eyed Report with Adam Schiff

  6. The Corrupt-As-Hell News with Nancy Pelosi

  5. I Lie My Ass Off with Brian Williams

  4. Just Let Me Be Clear with Barack Obama

  3. Cackling Like A Hyena News with Kamala Harris

  2. The Crying News with Adam Kenzinger

  1. The Never Trump News featuring Almost Everyone In D.C.