Today's Meatless Monday NY School Lunch Menu

New York's creepy Governor Andrew Cuomo introduced meatless Monday school lunches for students in The Empire State.


Here is today's Meatless Monday school lunch menu:


Rice cakes

rhubarb sauce over kale

skim milk


Bon Appetit!!!

The 'Green New Deal' Theme Song

Recently, Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rolled out her Green New Deal, and it was roundly rejected by Normal-Americans.

It seems the only people who responded positively to it were other leftist Democrats, many who are currently running for president in 2020.

What The Green New Deal needs is a theme song to rally all the insane, unhinged control freaks. I suggest this song parody of The Police's 'Every Breath You Take':


Every breath you take
Every trip you take
Every log you break
Even when you're not awake
We'll be watching you

We'll stop climate change
We are all deranged
No cows on the range
We don't care if you think we're strange
We'll be watching you

Don't raise a fuss....you belong to us
You will no longer be free....
We'll force you to agree

We're Socialist maniacs
We make up our own facts
You'll be taxed
We'll break your backs
And we'll be watching you

Jessie Smollett's Hate Crime

Here to comment on the Jessie Smollett case is Walter Cronkite:

February was Black History Month, and Empire star Jessie Smollett found a unique was of making Black history.

He falsely accused two masked perps of assaulting him, pouring bleach on him, and placing a rope around his neck. Oh, and they were both wearing 'Make America Great Again' baseball caps. He claimed that one of the perps said 'This (Chicago) is TRUMP COUNTRY' as he assaulted him.

This assault supposedly happened in sub-zero weather. At night.

Of course, his story never panned out. In fact, two colored guys set the record straight. They told Chicago police that Smollett paid them to assault him.

Leftist politicians and celebrities wanted to believe his weird story, but crawled back under their rocks when the world discovered that he faked his own assault.

As it turned out, the only hate crime was committed against President Trump and all his supporters.

Liberals are obsessed with the notion that their LIVES MUST MATTER. They love their twisted, false version of reality.They are always unsatisfied, and at war with everybody. They are spoiled and mean-spirited.  Smollett is Black AND gay, and he appears to be completely unhinged.

It appears that Smollett wants to be a director. He directed this fake hate crime.

Society doesn't even know what to do with someone like him. Law enforcement are probably scratching their heads.

Would it do us any good to send this clown to Sensitivity Training or jail?

This this Walter Cronkite, and that's the way it is.

Are Leftist Lunatics Trying To Trigger God?

It's all over the news. Leftist lunatics erupting with nonstop madness, deliberately slapping God in the face.

In New York, Governor Andrew Cuomo signs the most extreme infanticide law in the country, and. newly-elected New York Socialist Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduces her comically-insane 'New Green Deal.'

After he signed the demonic new law, the New York legislature broke out in loud applause as if to say 'Suck it, Christians! 

The Democrats running for president all hop aboard this 'crazy train' of ideas that will end America as we know it.

They fight against law-abiding citizens arming themselves, and oppose a wall protecting us from drug dealers, human-traffickers, murderers and rapists. Muslim migrants are murdering and raping Europe out of existence.

The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi appears to have an unclean spirit inside her head. If something happened to President Trump and Vice-President Mike Pence, she would become the president.

She claims the Democrats doing the Lord's work.' It looks more like their 'lord' is Moloch.

Newly-elected Muslims are shoving their Anti-Semitism and hatred for America in our faces. Will America lose God's protection if America adopts this Satanic stance?

I had a strange thought about all this today. It seems as if these weirdos and haters are trying to trigger God.

Liberals like former Detroit Mayor Coleman Young have used White flight to rid themselves of voters they don't want residing in their impoverished war-zone cities. It seems as if the new ultra- leftists want to have the world to themselves. With the Christians gone, these maniacs will have the power to run every aspect of your lives.

Atheists probably believe there's a God. They're just hostile towards a higher power. They want a world with themselves as the rulers, and the government there to replace all other religions....except Islam.

A Composite Oscar Acceptance Speech

Here is my composite Oscar award-winner's speech of every speech ever delivered:



Thank you.........Thanks.........Thank you.....

(Insert Donald Trump or Republican joke)

(The character I portrayed) was a (gay, Black, quadriplegic, mentally-challenged, bullied, harassed woman, human, or animal) who was brave and wonderful and lived (his  or her) life on (his or her) terms.....

(My character) conquered (racism, homophobia, inequality, sexism, unequal pay, harassment, mistreatment) with warmth and humanity and it was my incomparable honor to portray this incredible (man, child, woman, victim, transsexual, transvestite,animal or prostitute).

I share with award with every (Gay, Black, quadriplegic, young boy abused by a Catholic priest, mentally-challenged man, woman, boy or girl or any other of the 72 genders in existence).

Tonight, we ARE ALL WINNERS!

I wish to thank my director who couldn't be here tonight because he's a victim of our unjust statutory rape laws which has forced him to run to (foreign country). He is an artistic visionary and he is wonderful and brave and truly a master at his craft.

I want to thank my co-stars. They are wonderful and brave and incredible and dedicated in telling this wonderful and touching story in such a sensitive and brave and wonderful manner.

I thank (God, Allah, Shiva, Harvey Weinstein) for this award.

FREE (SOUTH AFRICA, ALL UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS, MUMIA ABU-JAMAL, WILLY!!!!)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Introduces An All-New, Improved 'Green New Deal'

Recently, Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rolled out her Green New Deal agenda, which was derided by Normal-Americans. The only people who approved of the agenda were Democrats running for president in 2020.

Our unnamed source has discovered that Ms. Ocasio has been working on an All-New, Improved Green New Deal. Here are her top 10 agenda items that she will be introducing next month:


10. Abolish all air travel. (People caught at the airport will be rounded up).

 9. Abolish all fossil fuels

 8. Public transit (cattle cars) will be mandatory.

 7. A newly-formed Solyndra will run The Department of Energy

 6. Beef will be banned.

 5. Suspected capitalists will be rounded up.

 4. Using hairspray will become a federal hate crime..

 3. People caught going to work will be sent to mandatory Sensitivity Training.

 2. People who can prove that they're Refusing to work will receive a monthly check of $4,000.

 1. If climate change is still a national political issue on January 1, 2025, Ms. Ocasio will declare a national emergency, and for the sake of the world, America will become a prison / slave nation.

Emily Litella Comments On Buzzfeed And Covington

Here to comment on The Mueller Investigation and is our guest contributor, Emily Litella.

Thank you, RedSquirrel,

This just in! Those terrific reporters at Buzzfeed has caught President Trump directing his lawyer Michael Cohen to lie under oath. This explosive development will surely force the president out of office.

Special prosecutor Robert Mueller will probably arrest the President shortly. Our reporters will be on the scene when Mueller takes the president out of The White House in handcuffs.

Also, students from An all-White Catholic school in Kentucky were in Washington DC recently, harassing a native American activist. 

These brats surrounded the lone activist, invading his space and smirking in a very intimidating manner, The Native American activist is Vietnam War veteran, Nathan Phillips.

Kudos to the mainstream news media for exposing these teen monsters!

Oh wait, THIS JUST IN:

Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller is disputing the Buzzfeed account. He says that President Trump DID NOT direct Michael Cohen to lie under oath.

Well, this must be an embarrassing development for Buzzfeed!

Oh, now this just in....

Nathan Phillips did NOT serve in Vietnam, and Black leftists were the instigators on the scene, yelling homophobic and racial slurs at the teen boys. The boys WERE NOT on the scene to protest Mr. Phillips. They were just standing and smiling......

(Smile weakly)Sorry, America. NEVERMIND.