THE U.S. NEWS MEDIA: TONIGHT, KING ARTHUR LOSES SWORDFIGHT WITH THE BLACK KNIGHT

Tonight's top story. The Trump Administration killed 40-50 Iranian Senior Leaders, including the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khameni, while wiping out MOST OF their leadership. The Iranians insist that it's JUST A SCRATCH, AND DEMANDED America's IMMEDIATE SURRENDER.

 In other news, OUR new poll shows that Democrats will win MAJORITIES OF THE U.S. HOUSE AS WELL AS THE SENATE. Candidates favored by DSA (Democrat Socialists of America) are preferred by A WHOPPING 28% of American Voters. It looks like Americans are anti-semitic COMMUNISTS, and they want TO LIVE UNDER SHARIAH LAW.

                                              

                                                

Oh, this just in: The U.S. and Israelis have severely degraded Iran's military capabilites and their NAVY has been  sunk in the bottum of the sea. The Iranian Government insists that THE WAR IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL. We have our correspondent in D.C. to ask Trump's Press Spokesman WHY AND HOW KING ARTHUR....I MEAN, TRUMP IS LOSING THIS WAR?

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST DECLARE IT A DRAW.

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