Is Jon Ossoff The Biggest Douche In The Universe THIS WEEK?

 

''The Biggest Douche In The Universe,'' the 15th episode of the sixth season of the animated series SOUTH PARK, featured a ''beauty'' pageant of gross, hideous creatures, vying for the HORRIBLE title. Apparently, who ever organized this contest never met a MODERN-DAY Democrat, BECAUSE DEMOCRATS WOULD DOMINATE THIS COMPETITION IF THEY WERE ALLOWED TO COMPETE

A douche is defined as an obnoxious or contemptable person. I think that douches are also abusive to others. All  modern-day liberals are abusive to taxpayers and law-abiding American citizens in general.. 

I would say if you ranked the 500 biggest douchenags in the universe, at least 450 would be well-known Democrat leaders. It's mandatory to be an AMERICA-HATING  DOUCHE if you want a place at the Democrat table. Such DOUCHETASTIC LUMINARIES include THE ULTRA-HATEFUL OBNOXIOUS DOUCHE HASAN PIKER, SOCIALIST GRIFTER-DOUCHE BERNIE SANDERS, DFL CORRUPTOCRAT MN GOVERNOR-DOUCHE TIM WALZ, CORRUPTOCRAT DOUCHE GREASY GAVIN NEWSOM, ZOHRAN THE MORON-DOUCHE MAMDANI, ANTI-SEMITIC THIRD-WORLD CORRUPTOCRAT SHE-DOUCHE ILHAN OMAR, and a host of other mean-spirited, ULTA-leftist COMMIE-DOUCHES..

This week's BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE is Georgia Democrat Senator Jon Ossoff, who suggested that President Trump and his close aide NATALIE HARP are having an affair during a speech AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY as the crowd laughed like hyenas.

To LEFTIST DOUCHE Jon Ossoff, ANYONE showing loyalty to ORANGE MAN BAD can be attacked. He is SUPPOSEDLY a PUBLIC SERVANT.

It WOULD BE unfair to deny Senator Ossoff his award THIS WEEK. The competition for the title ''BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE'' AMONG DEMOCRATS is indeed FIERCE. All the Democrats are WINNERS, AND they ALL should be CROWNED.

There are many, many douches in the world. Almost ALL MUSLIMS are douches. Nearly ALL college professors are AMERICA-HATING DOUCHES. Many of them CELEBRATED THE MURDER OF CHARLIE KIRK.  DISGUSTING, EFFING DOUCHES.

If you're one of those AWFL fans of Luigi Mangeone, who murdered Healthcare C.E.O. Brian Thompsopn AND/OR Lindsay Clancy, the Mother who strangled her three children, YOU'RE A MENTAL CASE AND A DOUCHE. If you hate ICE AGENTS but protest for illegal  aliens, you're a TOXIC, EMPATHATIC DOUCHE.

So, congratulations to Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff. You're THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE THIS WEEK. SO, DEAR RSR READERS, WHICH DEMOCRAT WOULD YOU CROWN AS KING OR QUEEN OF THE DOUCHES NEXT WEEK?

(Singing): ''THERE HE IS, THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE THIS WEEK!!!!''