Hollywood Minute Report: Mary Kate And Ashley (The Olsen Twins) Are Starring In Superman Vs. Bizarro

It's The Hollywood Minute Report. THIS WEEK!!!............

iN THE ODYSSEY, the role of HERCULES went to improbable trans-actor Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page AND THE ROLE OF HELEN OF TROY WENT TO BLACK ACTRESS Lupita Nyong'o. 

In completely unrelated Hollywood newz......

We here at THE HOLLYWOOD MINUTE HAVE LEARNED  that PITCH PERFECT cutie ANNA KENDRICK will star AS THE MEAN GREEN FIGHTING MACHINE HIMSELF,, THE HULK in the upcoming super hero BLOCKBUSTER!!!!

We don't know yet if THE HULK will sing ''The Cup Song (When I'm Gone)'' in THIS INSTALLMENT.

A little birdy also tells us that MARY KATE AND ASHLEY, THE ADORABLE OLSEN TWINS (STARS OF FULL HOUSE WITH JOHN STAMOS BOB COULIER, AND THE LATE, GREAT BOB SAGET) WILL STAR IN THE NEXT SUPERMAN MOVIE. 

That's some truly INSPIRED CASTING!!!! The studio thinks that Mary Kate will star as Superman and Ashley will co-star as The Caped Crusader's look-a-like rival, BIZARRO.

We're also following a rumour that AMERICAN EAGLE SPOKESMODEL HOTTIE SYDNET SWEENEY WILL BE THAT TERRIFYING, ONE-EYED MONSTER, THE CYCLOPS in the next Greek Epic Adventure re-make, Jason And The Argonauts.

THAT IS THIS WEEK'S HOLLYWOOD MINUTE REPORT.  HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!