Sports: Following Hard Foul On Sophie Cunningham, Indiana Fever Add Muscle

AND NOW, THE RSR SPORTS REPORT WITH JOE PISCOPO:

THANKS, RED.

Tonight in THE WNBA, Controversial Shooting Guard--small forward Sophie Cunningham is going for a lay-up, when Chicago Sky ENFORCER DiJonai ''THE CLOTHESLINE'' Carrington CLOTHERLINES HER, ALMOST DECAPITATING Sophie. A flagrant foul 2 is called, and DiJonai is (Joe clicks his tongue) THROWN OUT OF THE GAME!!!

Since the ASSAULT on Sophie, MY SOURCES TELL ME that THE FEVER ARE ADDING SOME MUCH-NEEDED MUSCLE, adding THE EXTREMELY TOUGH HANSON SISTERS DANIELLE, STEPHANIE, AND JESSICA to the Fever roster.

The Hanson ''sisters'': Left to Right: Danielle, Stephanie and Jessica, or is it Sephanie, Jessica, and Danielle?

We understand the ''sisters'' are FORMER HOCKEY PLAYERS.

This is a big, BIG story, as The WNBA have indicated that they are NOW ALLOWING MEN IDENTIFYING AS WOMEN INTO THE LEAGUE. Former NBA player, Enes Kanter Freedom has made his intention known to enter The DRAFT NEXT YEAR.

Also, we understand that Tammy ''Dr. Hook-Shot'' McKracken is a very sought-after GOON/enforcer, probably a top 5 draft choice in the next WNBA DRAFT.

THAT'S SPORTS TONIGHT. I'M JOE PISCOPO. BACK TO YOU, RED!