Yakov Smirnoff Reports From Comrade Mandani's Fifth Of July Parade

It's Independence Day weekend across America, and in much of the country, happy Americans celebrate our nation's 250th birthday, while in New York City, Communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ''reflecting'' on America's history of racism and ''injustice''..

He's not reflecting on Islam's 1,700 year history of rape, murder, and enslavement or 100+ years of communist carnage.

Our New York Correspondent Yakov Smirnoff is on the scene at Mamdani's ''Fifth of July'' Parade down 5th, 6th, AND 7th Avenue, beginning AND  ending at Time's Square. The Mayor has banned the general public, but there seems to be a parade starting:

Hello, RedSquirrel, This is Yakov reporting from Times Square. There are probaby 10,000 Muslims praying to Allah here. Mamdani banned the general public. In other word's ''Americans, Jews, and Christians.'' He said there isn't enough room for both Americans and thousands of Muslims with their asses in the air praying. These Muslims have a float with the words ''DEATH TO AMERICA'' festooned with crepe paper. The Mayor is seated on it waving to an imaginary crowd.

Here comes another vehicle decorated with a big sign which reads ''Mamdani Power And Light''. I have learnied that Comrade Mamdani will be taking control of ALL THE UTILITES IN THE CITY AND has told residents that they should turn their thermostat up to 78 degress to deal with this hot weather. He wants his illegal alien voters living rent- free in luxury hotel suites, and they are to be allowed to turn THEIR THERMOSTATS down to 62.

WHAT A COMMIE!!!! heh, heh, heh......WOW, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WINTER!!!!

Mamdani's Motto: ''Rules for thee, not for me. You work, I eat. If you don't like it, tough toenails.''

There's a LONG LINE of Mamdani supporters carrying a banner reading ''DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA''.Why do I get the feeling I will soon be seeing these same people standing in line at the city government-ran grocery stores waiting in line for toilet paper? Heh, heh, heh.

In America, toilet paper waits for you. In Comrade Mamdani's NYC, you wait in line for toilet paper.

In this Communist parade, I see no tanks, but there are OVERSIZED POSTERS OF COMMUNIST LEADERS MAMDANI AND THE THREE COMMUNIST CANDIDATES WHO RECENTLY WON IN THEIR PRIMARIES AGAINST ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRATS.

Here's a float with NYC's Renter's Rights Activists. It's decorated with puppet landlords hanging in effegy. YIKES!!!

Here's a float with America's founding Fathers depicted as demons. Someone FROM LA RAZA dressed as an Indian chief is making A LAND ACKNOWEDGMENT through a bullhorn, AND there's a group of children from a local government elementary school, lead by their purple-haired ''teachers'' chanting ''NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND!!!''

They've replaced ''reading and writing'' with ''revolution and rioting.''

Here's The Columbia University float, who are representing The America-hating hate indoctrination industry (cough: colleges), and here's a float left over from a recent ''No King's'' protest with President Trump hanging in effegy, I'm also SEEING THE ''DEATH TO AMERICA'' float, and THE BLM FLOAT, along with  the ''Love And Tolerance'' float. WOW! IT'S A SEA OF HYPOCRACY!!!! Heh, heh, heh.......

There will be no fireworks here, only violent criminals and activists from BURN LOOT MURDER celebrating their freedom by shooting their shotguns into the air,

We're not sure if or when it will be safe for EVERYDAY Americans to step foot in Time's Square again. This is your correspondent Yakov Smirnoff, signing off from Comrade Mamdani's July FIFTH Parade in New York. So long! Heh, heh. heh...