The Navel-Gazing Republican Eeore: I Think We're Losing The Majority

Poet Charles Bukowski observed that intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. Likewise, Republicans ALWAYS believe they're going to lose, while Democrats believe they can run a candidate with a NAZI tattoo, publicly fantasize about murdering his opponent's family, import foreign criminals, turn America into a CRIME-RIDDEN, IMPOVERISHED communist hellhole AND WIN!!!

The mid-term elections are happening this year, and many pundits believe that The Republicans will lose the majority in The U.S. House and perhaps even The Senate. Traditionally, n off-year election have been rough for the president's party (The Party In Power), and most leftist pundits have appeared ANNOYINGLY giddy, while most conservative pundits have the look of that downcast donkey from The Winnie the Pooh cartoons. It's ironic is that the donkey has long been the symbol of The Democrat Party.

Here to make his prediction ON THIS NOVEMBER'S MIDTERMS is that downcast Republican donkey, EEORE:

Oh darn, we suck.................

It looks bad for The Republicans. We're gonna lose the majority, and Mike Johnson will have to hand the Speaker's gavel to that Barack Obama wannabee Hakeem Jeffries....Oh no, I can't stand it.

Why would anyone vote for the MOST CONSCIENTIOUS, MODERATE MEMBER OF THE SENATE, MAINE REPUBLICAN SUSAN COLLINS when you can vote for the guy with a NAZI SS tattoo or a candidate WHO DOESN'T KNOW IF HE-SHE IS A MAN OR A WOMAN AND TELLS EVERYBODY THAT HE-SHE HAS A MONTHLY PERIOD OUT HIS COLON????? We're gonna lose that seat., too. Shit.

In Michigan you have a ''progressive'' mohammadon extremist Abdul El-Sayed PROMISING SHARIA LAW running against a Black Republican military officer John James. BLACK REPUBLICANS NEVER WIN!!!!! I think I'm gonna start crying. I'm so depressed.

In Minnesota, you have AN APPEALING moderate Republican Michelle Tafoya  VERSUS DFL ''progressive loons'' Peggy Flanagan or that lesbian Angie Craig who's main claim to fame is that she took part in at least two of the impeachments against President Trump I DON'T THINK THAT Tafoya is nearly progessive  or looney enough to win in Minnesota.

We don't stand a chance. We're gonna lose. I'm gonna slit my wrist.

In Texas, Republican Kenneth Paxton faces off against effeminate leftist weirdo James Talarico. O.K. IT'S TEXAS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. WE WILL PROBABLY  KEEP THAT SEAT.

The Democrats are running communists-socialists and mohammadon extremists who hate the country and think that female athletes should be forced to shower in front of trans-athletes. I wonder HOW are we ever beat these hateful lunatics when we only lead 90-10 on these issues...........

As far as VOTER ID goes, 90% of Republicans support it. 70% of rank-and-file Democrats support it, but the crooked Congress won't pass THE SAVE ACT, and Democrat crooks in Congress call it a violaion of '' voter 'rights''.

All the Democrats have to do is tell their psychotic voters that they HATE TRUMP and we're sure to lose the majority. I'm so depressed. Goodbye, cruel world. We suck.