Embattled Maine Democrat Senatorial Candidate Graham Platner has announced his conversion to Islam, saving his candidacy. As a Muslim observing the female abuse-rape-forced child marriage tenants in Shariah law, recent credible sexual assault accusations have SUDDENLY become a CAMPAIGN BOOST.
PLATNER CAN NOW SAY HE'S JUST BEING OBEDIENT TO ALLAH, and finds his popularity almost DOUBLE among TRUMP-HATING FEMALE DEMOCRATS.
Many anti-Semitic lunatic mohammadons like Hassan Piker are excited to throw their support behind Platner, but Piker is still watchful of his commitment to the cause of replacing a Constitutional Republic with an Islamic-Communist Dictatorship.
Soon, there could be SCORES OF Palestian flags and signs reading ''Susan Collins, We're Coming For You Next'' ''From The River To The Sea'', and 'Behead Collins'' at Graham Platner rallies.
Many Muslim voters already find Platner's SS TOTENKOPF chest tattoo quite attractiuve. His enemies are their enemies, therefore, Platner has friends among Jew-hating Muslims AND COLLEGE GRADUATES. They see no real controversy with the tattoo.
Still, Platner still has work ahead. He needs to grow a beard, or some Muslim leaders may think that he looks too much like a woman. He also has to put his wife in a Hijab and beat her if she disobeys him. Many Democrats and Muslims agree with Platner that it's the woman's fault if she is raped, and if you accuse a Muslim of AMY crime it's only because you're a RACIST.
With Platner's conversion to Islam, Senator Bernie Sanders and several other DC Democrats of The Red-Green COALITION are thinking about renewing their support. Still, they may need to step up their voter fraud operation in Maine to win in November.
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