Our New Top Ten List: The Top Ten Ways To Celebrate Our 250th Independence Day

Saturday marks the 250th anniversary of the signing of our Declaration of Independence, and most Americans will find some way of celebrating our womderful country's Birthday. Some will have a backyard barbeque or see a fireworks display. While some seem angry that this country still exists, this is OUR ''No Kings Day''. 

From the home office in Bovey. Minnesota, here are The Top Ten ways REAL Americans might be celebrating our country's 250th Independence Day:

10. Deport Ilhan Omar.

 9.  Kiss your dog and eat a BLT in front of your perpetually offended muslim neighbor.

 8.  Ask a Socialist-Democrat to hold dangerous fireworks before lighting it.

 7.  Have a trans activist committed.

 6.  two words: TAXPAYER REVOLT!!!

 5.  DEPORT THE MUSLIMS!!!! (Former Minnesota Viking Wide Reciever Ahmad Rashad can stay.)

 4.  Steal some MORE LAND!! LET'S TAKE CUBA NEXT!!!

 3. Declare war on England AND BEAT THEIR ASSES AGAIN!!!!

 2. THROW ZOHRAN THE MORON MAMDANI (AND ALL OF HIS VOTERS) OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

 1. Tar and feather a tax collector..