Ralph Wiggum: The Supreme Court's Majority Decision On Birthright Citizenship Is Nice!

LAST WEEK was a bad week in the history of what's left of our country, as The Supreme Court DECIDED to liberalize Birthright Citizenshiup laws.  Ruling against a President Trump executive order, THE HIGH COURT RULED THAT anyone can enter the country to give birth, even ChiCom operatives and illegal immigrants.

NOW, You don't have to be the least bit loyal to America or know anything about being an American citizen.  You can just use this country for purposes of birth tourism, and ANYONE can plan a week's vacation to give birth while they're here. The baby is AUTOMATICALLY a legal American citizen. 

Here to give his opinion on this decision is our resident liberal legal expert, Springfield's resident legal scholar, Ralph Wiggum:

Oh no, I got a crayon stuck in my nose!

It was NICE for The Supreme Court to let babies of undocumented immigrants become Americans, as they decided to let the WHOLE WORLD STAY, especially if they want FREE STUFF. MY FAVORITE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE Kitangi Brown-Jackson, along with Rooter Sotorooter, Kegel, Roberts, the high school rapist Kavanaugh and the Pope's Mom Barrett ruled for the majority. Uncle Tom Clarence Thomas, Alito, and Gollum ruled for the meanies.

Oh darn, I just swallowed some paste. MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!! MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!!!

Now, your baby doesn't have to do all that PAPERWORK to be an American! 130,000,000 Americans can't read, so what's another 20,000,000? It's unpossible to pass a high school English test if you don't even know English, so why punish a baby before he or she can even LEARN to speak?

WE ARE AFRAID OF ICE. IT IS SLIPPERY, MEAN AND DANGEROUS STRANGER DANGER!!!! THE TRUMP MEANIES PUT UNDOCUMENTED BABIES IN CAGES!!!!! I SAW AOC CRYING ON THE VIEW!!! INOW I'M SCARED OF THAT SONG ICE ICE BABY!!!!

It is UNCONSCIONABLE that 3 of the justices tried to take birthrights away from babies. That's not very welcoming! Some people are complaining about birth tourism. Is it ANYBODY'S BUSINESS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION????

I think it was my hero Governor Tampon Tim who said ''One man's ILLEGAL ALIEN is another man's NEIGHBOR.''

That's it for now. Darn, I just stapled by head to my shoulder.