HEADLINE: Donald Trump Deports Jorge Ramos From Press Conference

Last week, I was listening to Rush Limbaugh talk about the Donald Trump press conference that illegal immigration advocate Jorge Ramos (who also calls himself a journalist) tried to crash.

Limbaugh commented that Ramos didn't wait in line to be called upon, and didn't really even ask a question. He was there to embarrass and harass the candidate, and also to accuse him of being a hateful xenophobe.

Mr. Trump told Ramos to shut up and wait his turn. When the Univision host refused to, Mr. Trump gave his security detail a sign, and had the troublesome pest removed. Later, the candidate did let him back in, and spent five minutes answering his questions.

Rush said something quite funny about this event, adding that Donald Trump deported Jorge Ramos from the press conference. Jorge refused to wait his turn, just like an illegal alien.

Ladies And Gentlemen....The Smartest Woman In The World

Hillary Clinton.

An RSR Exclusive: A Message From Donald Trump

Real Estate mogul, TV star, and GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump continues to lead in the polls, and many conservative leaders and pundits continue to be mortified or amused by this. Millions of mainstream conservatives find his blunt straight-talk very appealing, as the RINO establishment continues to conspire with liberal extremists to rid the landscape of him and his strange hair.

Mainstream conservatives love to see someone stand up for the people. He doesn't back down. He doesn't shut up. He's on attack mode whenever he's attacked. To his supporters, his past doesn't matter. What matters is that he wants to make America great again. For millions of Americans who are sick of being punished by the little, pencil-necked tyrant from Kenya, his rhetoric resonates with many, many Americans.

The RedSquirrel Report is pleased that Mr. Trump sends us this message to our readers:

  
Dear ReadSquirrel Report Readers,

America is ran by idiots and losers, and I want to change that. This is why I am running for President of the United States. My friends, I know that you want to make America great again.

We are being robbed and beaten by the countries of the world, while our stupid leaders give our enemies the rope that will hang us. This can't go on anymore. 

Millions of criminal illegal aliens are being sent here by crooked governments, and they are bankrupting us. What America needs is someone who won't take this crap anymore. That is why I propose that Mexico build AND pay for a wall across the border. Don't ask my HOW I will force them to build and pay for the wall. Just believe in me when I say that My wall will be the classiest wall ever, and it will be so great you won't believe it. And Mexico will pay for it. 

Many conservatives are questioning my motives. They say I'm a big self-promoter, and that it's foolish to support a lifelong Democrat who keeps changing his party affiliation. My friends, I am a businessman in New York. You HAVE TO be a Democrat to deal with The Empire State. It's like a protection racket. They ask me why I contributed to Hillary. Look, I got her to attend my last wedding. If that isn't getting maximum bang for your buck, I don't know what is.

Idiots like George Will and Ben Shapiro aren't on my team. Maybe they're just not very bright. I went to the best schools, and now I am filthy rich. Are they filthy rich? Where do they get off criticizing my candidacy? Then there's that idiot who called me a 'grunting ape'. Has he ever built a casino with solid gold toilets? Probably not.

My friends, we are losing to dictators, and are getting creamed with terrible trade deals. If we don't turn this around, America will soon look like Obama's home country. I'm not even sure where he's from, but it's gotta suck. Enough's enough.

Vote for me, and America will be great again. 

The Don.

And Now, A Word From The EPA

We are The Environmental Protection Agency....



We do more than kill jobs.

This Just In: We Have Spotted Hillary Clinton....

....fleeing with her server.

South Park Got It Wrong

The Biggest Douche In The World isn't psychic Jonathan Edward.

It's Barack Hussein Obama. God, what a revolting, insufferable individual.

10 Things I Care More About Than A Dead Lion

Last month, a dentist from Minnesota killed a lion named Cecil. Our correspondent hasn't yet learned who gave that lion the name Cecil, but he's sure that nobody in his pride gave him that name.

The dentist has been threatened repeatedly, and now, he's in hiding. There is a petition to send him to some country in Africa to face charges for the killing of Cecil.

While there is an international outpouring of grief, your bushy-tailed correspondent believes that there are more important things happening in this world than the killing of a lion. Here are 10 things your bushy-tailed correspondent care more about than this over-reported story:

10. What will happen with Abbie and Ichabod on the upcoming season of  Sleepy Hollow.

 9.  Our veterans aren't getting the care they need.

 8.  The president's horrible nuclear deal with psychotic Mullahs in Iraq.

 7.  ISIS is killing, raping, and torturing 9-year-old Yazidi girls.

 6.  Millions of Americans have had their health plans cancelled because of Obamacare.

 5.  The president is flooding the country with criminal illegal aliens, and it's harming us.

 4.  The creep in the White House continues to threaten our Second Amendment rights.

 3.  Congress continues to act as if laws don't apply to them.

 2.  There is no opposition to Our little Kenyan Tyrant, at least in Congress.

 1.  Our public education system is producing non-thinking, low-information voters.