Last September, The Obama Regime's debut of snitch site AttackWatch.com was welcomed with an avalanche of mocking and laughter across the Internet. Your bushy-tailed correspondent did his civic duty, and 'promptly turned himself in'.
I also gave them my e-mail address. Subsequently, I have received many, many e-mails from the Obama campaign. About half have been requests for donations. They still think that I am one of their campaign volunteers.
I was checking my e-mails today, and found one from Stephanie Cutter, Obama For America's Deputy Campaign Manager. She proudly stated that a 're-vamped' AttackWatch has made it's debut, only now it's called The Truth Team.
The Obama Regime was so proud of AttackWatch, they changed the name. I guess that's why ACORN keeps changing IT'S name(s).
The re-vamped site has two, new features. KeepingGOPHonest. It's nice to know that The Messiah wishes to keep us honest. Just imagine how much better this country could be if us Republicans could only meet the The Obama Administration's high standard for honesty and integrity (snicker snicker).
Then, there's KeepingHisWord, that lists all of The Messiah's accomplishments. I tried to find 'He gave Solyndra half a billion dollars that belonged to the taxpayers, then laundered much of this money to his re-election campaign,' but it wasn't even mentioned.
I wished our wonderful President Barack Hussein Obama wasn't so darned modest.
Monday, February 13, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Do You Have The Wrong Job?
Are you the President of the United States, but wish you could assume total control over every body's life? There are some people out there, like those darned Catholics, who JUST REFUSE TO GO ALONG WITH YOUR PROGRAM.
You ran on hope and change, yet there are still those pesky bitter-clingers, still hanging on to their God and guns. And worse still, there are those rebellious little cusses who STILL believe in the free enterprise system. You want to transform America, but that gall-darned piece of paper called The Constitution KEEPS GETTING IN YOUR WAY.
Man, it must be frustrating!
Or maybe you're a United State's Supreme Court Justice, but let's just say that you did an interview, where you told the interviewer that if you were in charge of creating a new constitution, you wouldn't use the American document as your model.
Let's say that Mozambique's constitution really rocks your boat. I hear that Iran is looking for female jurors.
This bushy-tailed correspondent could be barking up the wrong tree on this, but it seems that Barack Obama and Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader-Ginsberg may be stuck in jobs that they may not really want.
If Obama really, really wanted to be an out-of-control tyrant, maybe someone should have re-directed him to his dream job...as Secretary General of the United Nations, or a tyrant of the third-world country of his choice.
I wonder if his high school guidance councilor ever blames himself.
You ran on hope and change, yet there are still those pesky bitter-clingers, still hanging on to their God and guns. And worse still, there are those rebellious little cusses who STILL believe in the free enterprise system. You want to transform America, but that gall-darned piece of paper called The Constitution KEEPS GETTING IN YOUR WAY.
Man, it must be frustrating!
Or maybe you're a United State's Supreme Court Justice, but let's just say that you did an interview, where you told the interviewer that if you were in charge of creating a new constitution, you wouldn't use the American document as your model.
Let's say that Mozambique's constitution really rocks your boat. I hear that Iran is looking for female jurors.
This bushy-tailed correspondent could be barking up the wrong tree on this, but it seems that Barack Obama and Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader-Ginsberg may be stuck in jobs that they may not really want.
If Obama really, really wanted to be an out-of-control tyrant, maybe someone should have re-directed him to his dream job...as Secretary General of the United Nations, or a tyrant of the third-world country of his choice.
I wonder if his high school guidance councilor ever blames himself.
Friday, February 10, 2012
I'm Sorry, Mr. McGrath, But You Already Voted
Dan McGrath, the Director of Minnesota Majority, is a well-known, conservative political activist. You have seen him on the television news, and he has been a guest on several local programs on talk radio. He is a proponent of the mandatory Minnesota voter photo I.D. law currently being considered by the Minnesota State Legislature.
This week, I was reading some news articles on-line, and learned that Dan McGrath is also Executive Director of TakeAction Minnesota, a 'voters rights' organization.
According to the information I've found, Mr. McGrath is ALSO AN OPPONENT of the very same law being considered. I was surprised to discover that only six years ago, he was also a community organizer for The Services International International Union.
How does Dan McGrath find the time to work for Minnesota Majority AND TakeAction Minnesota, two organizations that directly oppose each other?
Your bushy-tailed correspondent has uncovered an incredible fact. Dan McGrath of Minnesota Majority and Dan McGrath of TakeAction Minnesota are two very different people. What the heck is going on here?
It almost seems that our friends on the left are trying to confuse the public.
Suppose this law never passes. Could one Dan McGrath claim to be the other, and steal his vote, or even vote twice? What if the DFL had a list of 10,000 names. all reliable Republican voters. Then, on election day, our name-doppelgangers ALL vote before we get to the polls? Can this be their strategy in November?
It's a good thing that Minnesota Majority's director is aware of his opponent with the exact same name. He refers to the 'other' Dan McGrath as 'my bearded Spock'.
One thing's for certain, One of them must change their name, or cease to exist. I suggest they settle it with a duel. 20 paces, anyone?
Bad idea you say? Can't stand the sight of blood?
Alright. I have an alternative idea. Dan McGrath and Dan McGrath should appear on KSTP's At Issue (with host Tom Hauser). At the very least, everybody will know that Dan McGrath and Dan McGrath are not the same person.
But still, those Democrat activists are pretty crafty. I wonder if there are 10,000 Dem voters who could change their name JUST BEFORE ELECTION DAY. What if you go to vote on Election Day, only to find that somebody claiming to be you has already voted, using your identity?
It would suck to find out that somebody claiming to be you has already voted, so I support this law. Otherwise, Election Day could resemble the horror movie 'Invasion of the Voter Imposters'.
This November 6, I do not want to see someone resembling actor Kevin McCarthy standing outside my neighborhood polling station, yelling, "THEY STOLE MY VOTE!!! THEY'RE HERE ALREADY! YOU'RE NEXT!!"
This week, I was reading some news articles on-line, and learned that Dan McGrath is also Executive Director of TakeAction Minnesota, a 'voters rights' organization.
According to the information I've found, Mr. McGrath is ALSO AN OPPONENT of the very same law being considered. I was surprised to discover that only six years ago, he was also a community organizer for The Services International International Union.
How does Dan McGrath find the time to work for Minnesota Majority AND TakeAction Minnesota, two organizations that directly oppose each other?
Your bushy-tailed correspondent has uncovered an incredible fact. Dan McGrath of Minnesota Majority and Dan McGrath of TakeAction Minnesota are two very different people. What the heck is going on here?
It almost seems that our friends on the left are trying to confuse the public.
Suppose this law never passes. Could one Dan McGrath claim to be the other, and steal his vote, or even vote twice? What if the DFL had a list of 10,000 names. all reliable Republican voters. Then, on election day, our name-doppelgangers ALL vote before we get to the polls? Can this be their strategy in November?
It's a good thing that Minnesota Majority's director is aware of his opponent with the exact same name. He refers to the 'other' Dan McGrath as 'my bearded Spock'.
One thing's for certain, One of them must change their name, or cease to exist. I suggest they settle it with a duel. 20 paces, anyone?
Bad idea you say? Can't stand the sight of blood?
Alright. I have an alternative idea. Dan McGrath and Dan McGrath should appear on KSTP's At Issue (with host Tom Hauser). At the very least, everybody will know that Dan McGrath and Dan McGrath are not the same person.
But still, those Democrat activists are pretty crafty. I wonder if there are 10,000 Dem voters who could change their name JUST BEFORE ELECTION DAY. What if you go to vote on Election Day, only to find that somebody claiming to be you has already voted, using your identity?
It would suck to find out that somebody claiming to be you has already voted, so I support this law. Otherwise, Election Day could resemble the horror movie 'Invasion of the Voter Imposters'.
This November 6, I do not want to see someone resembling actor Kevin McCarthy standing outside my neighborhood polling station, yelling, "THEY STOLE MY VOTE!!! THEY'RE HERE ALREADY! YOU'RE NEXT!!"
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Yesterday Must've Been A Slow News Day
Your bushy-tailed corresponent watched the local new last night. In one news story, it appears those racist monsters up in North Dakota State seem intent on keeping their racially-insensitive college nickname, 'The Fighting Sioux'.
The reporter spoke to local Native-Americans, and they appeared somewhat offended and hurt by the college's hurtful attitude. One local leader said, "There has never been an ethnic group treated this way before. We don't call your team 'The Fighting Jews'.
That made me think about the millions of European Jews who were packed into cattlecars and sent to die in ovens at Auschwicz and Treblinka. I doubt if any of them were hoping (as they were being forced to march towards their own death), 'Man, I sure would be offended if these Nazi's called their basketball team The Fightin' Jews'.
In another story (Channel 5 KSTP) the reporter told us The Walker Art Center had lost $211,000 last year, and they want $8.5 million for renovations. The reporter spoke to State Representative Steve Drazkowski (R-Mazeppa), who said this expendenture would not make any sense.
Then, a representative from the art museum proudly stated his case on behalf of The Walker Art Center.
Our very own Joe the Cartoonist is a graduate of The Minneapolis College of Art and Design. He went to the Walker Art Center once while he was a student. and hasn't been there since.
Joe is against spending even more taxdollars on the art museum.
The reporter spoke to local Native-Americans, and they appeared somewhat offended and hurt by the college's hurtful attitude. One local leader said, "There has never been an ethnic group treated this way before. We don't call your team 'The Fighting Jews'.
That made me think about the millions of European Jews who were packed into cattlecars and sent to die in ovens at Auschwicz and Treblinka. I doubt if any of them were hoping (as they were being forced to march towards their own death), 'Man, I sure would be offended if these Nazi's called their basketball team The Fightin' Jews'.
In another story (Channel 5 KSTP) the reporter told us The Walker Art Center had lost $211,000 last year, and they want $8.5 million for renovations. The reporter spoke to State Representative Steve Drazkowski (R-Mazeppa), who said this expendenture would not make any sense.
Then, a representative from the art museum proudly stated his case on behalf of The Walker Art Center.
Our very own Joe the Cartoonist is a graduate of The Minneapolis College of Art and Design. He went to the Walker Art Center once while he was a student. and hasn't been there since.
Joe is against spending even more taxdollars on the art museum.
Do We REALLY Need A Photo I.D. Law In Minnesota?
My liberal friend (Let's call him Longfellow Loon) flew into my patio window today. After regaining consciousness, he told me that he has been driven to distraction.
I asked what was troubling him. He told me the Minnesota State Legislature was giving him nightmares. It seems that he keeps having the same terrible dream that our state legislature had passed the state photo I.D. law currently being considered.
So, he would like to speak to you, my readers, on this issue.
I realize that I am taking a big chance in giving my wacky friend a platform to spout....I mean....to state his case, but I believe in giving everyone a chance to express their point of view.
So, here he is. Loony, the floor is yours. Don't be nervous.
"LOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOOOOO!!!!
This small, completely inconsequential matter of voter fraud seems to be freaking out a lot of right-wing fanatics in the State of 10,000 lakes. Some are actually suggesting that YOU NEED A PHOTO I.D. IN ORDER TO VOTE IN MINNESOTA!
What's next? (mimics a Nazi border guard) 'Letzzz me see your paperzzzz'?
Just because 31 other states have some form of voter I.D., some of these meanies think we should too! Just because 31 states jump off a bridge, should we jump. too?
This law would be discriminatory towards poor black voters, poor red voters, poor Latino voters, and maybe even poor YELLOW voters! Only rich, white voters can afford a photo I.D.! Darn that 1%!
This proposed law would also lead to DISCRIMINATION against the elderly and indigent. I am so GLAAD that our wonderful Representative, Keith Ellison, has come to our defence. His work on this matter makes me proud as a pink peacock!
Those rascally right-wingers suggest that the poor and down-trodden may receive a photo I.D. for free. So, it is these conservatives who would burden the taxpayers with this mandate. If there's one thing that this proud fifth District Dhimmicrat won't EVER stand for, is a TAX INCREASE!
LOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOOO!!!! "
Thank you, Longfellow. Do you want a cold pack for your head?
I asked what was troubling him. He told me the Minnesota State Legislature was giving him nightmares. It seems that he keeps having the same terrible dream that our state legislature had passed the state photo I.D. law currently being considered.
So, he would like to speak to you, my readers, on this issue.
I realize that I am taking a big chance in giving my wacky friend a platform to spout....I mean....to state his case, but I believe in giving everyone a chance to express their point of view.
So, here he is. Loony, the floor is yours. Don't be nervous.
"LOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOOOOO!!!!
This small, completely inconsequential matter of voter fraud seems to be freaking out a lot of right-wing fanatics in the State of 10,000 lakes. Some are actually suggesting that YOU NEED A PHOTO I.D. IN ORDER TO VOTE IN MINNESOTA!
What's next? (mimics a Nazi border guard) 'Letzzz me see your paperzzzz'?
Just because 31 other states have some form of voter I.D., some of these meanies think we should too! Just because 31 states jump off a bridge, should we jump. too?
This law would be discriminatory towards poor black voters, poor red voters, poor Latino voters, and maybe even poor YELLOW voters! Only rich, white voters can afford a photo I.D.! Darn that 1%!
This proposed law would also lead to DISCRIMINATION against the elderly and indigent. I am so GLAAD that our wonderful Representative, Keith Ellison, has come to our defence. His work on this matter makes me proud as a pink peacock!
Those rascally right-wingers suggest that the poor and down-trodden may receive a photo I.D. for free. So, it is these conservatives who would burden the taxpayers with this mandate. If there's one thing that this proud fifth District Dhimmicrat won't EVER stand for, is a TAX INCREASE!
LOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOOO!!!! "
Thank you, Longfellow. Do you want a cold pack for your head?
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
I Resolve That The President Start Obeying The Law
During last night's Minnesota Caucus, we had an opportunity to bring our resolutions/ changes to The Minnesota State Republican Platform. My mind was racing with ideas, but I didn't bring any resolutions to our group.
One man brought a very common-sense resolution pertaining to government spending, and made a comment very popular with everybody in our group. The most important thing this country needs is to get spending under control.
As important as that idea is, I have to gently disagree. I think that the most important issue facing this country is that the current occupant of The White House is absolutely out-of-control, insufferably arrogant, and corrupt as can be. He's all those things and dangerously inept as well.
I didn't bring any resolutions or concerns to my group, because platforms are concerned with public policy. My concerns deal with the corruption and the crazed, tyrannical pronouncements and dictates coming from The President almost daily.
In 1992, James Carville coined the phrase 'It's the economy, stupid'.
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In 2012, I would like to coin a new phrase, 'It's the corruption, people'.
I actually felt a little rediculous last night, as I thought of putting my concerns into words that could be written as party platform resolutions. You would think that any Democrat with their head screwed on straight would agree with me on the following:
Resolution: I resolve that money laundering be a criminal offence EVEN WHEN it's The President doing it. Nobody should be allowed to shower fraudulent green energy companies with taxpayer dollars.
Resolution: I resolve that the State and the National GOP oppose gun-running to Mexican drug gangs, EVEN when it's The President's own Attorney General doing it.
Resolution: The GOP opposes unconstitutional recess appointments made by The President, when Congress isn't even in recess.
Resolution: The President SHOULD NOT be allowed to force people of faith to violate their own, deeply-held conscience. The President SHOULD NOT force pro-life Americans or entities to PERFORM or PAY FOR abortions.
Finally, I resolve that The President start obeying the laws. If he won't uphold and defend The Constitution of The United States of America, he should be removed from office.
One man brought a very common-sense resolution pertaining to government spending, and made a comment very popular with everybody in our group. The most important thing this country needs is to get spending under control.
As important as that idea is, I have to gently disagree. I think that the most important issue facing this country is that the current occupant of The White House is absolutely out-of-control, insufferably arrogant, and corrupt as can be. He's all those things and dangerously inept as well.
I didn't bring any resolutions or concerns to my group, because platforms are concerned with public policy. My concerns deal with the corruption and the crazed, tyrannical pronouncements and dictates coming from The President almost daily.
In 1992, James Carville coined the phrase 'It's the economy, stupid'.
-
In 2012, I would like to coin a new phrase, 'It's the corruption, people'.
I actually felt a little rediculous last night, as I thought of putting my concerns into words that could be written as party platform resolutions. You would think that any Democrat with their head screwed on straight would agree with me on the following:
Resolution: I resolve that money laundering be a criminal offence EVEN WHEN it's The President doing it. Nobody should be allowed to shower fraudulent green energy companies with taxpayer dollars.
Resolution: I resolve that the State and the National GOP oppose gun-running to Mexican drug gangs, EVEN when it's The President's own Attorney General doing it.
Resolution: The GOP opposes unconstitutional recess appointments made by The President, when Congress isn't even in recess.
Resolution: The President SHOULD NOT be allowed to force people of faith to violate their own, deeply-held conscience. The President SHOULD NOT force pro-life Americans or entities to PERFORM or PAY FOR abortions.
Finally, I resolve that The President start obeying the laws. If he won't uphold and defend The Constitution of The United States of America, he should be removed from office.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Joe The Cartoonist Reports From The Minnesota Caucus
Our cartoonist performed his civic duty tonight, attending his local Republican caucus. Here is his report:
I saw evil, demonic, eyes, and knew that I was at the right place.
I said the secret password. Our fearless leader, Minnesota Majority's Dan McGrath let me into the room. The other GOP operatives growled and gnashed their huge fangs as they welcomed me into the realm of darkness.
We began the proceedings with our secret oath....
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God (I know that three-letter word makes some people recoil in horror), indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Then, we drank blood out of human skulls....
We elected our delegate and an alternate. Actually, fearless leader Dan McGrath won this honor by killing two challengers in a fight to the death, smashing their heads in with a mace. The two challengers were brought back to life, and will be forced to serve as alternate delegates at the next Republican Convention.
Then, we planned our take-over of America. One man (Let's call him Vulgariahh) introduced a change to the GOP state platform. We all liked the idea. It read:
"The Republican party needs to do more to take food out of the mouths of babies."
McGrath looked over this proposal, then growled, "It's not HEARTLESS enough....
We need to starve the elderly, too!"
The entire room exploded in agreement, growling and grunting.
"Anything to make Obama look bad!", a man growled. Our fearless leader grinned, and wrote it down.
Then, we held a straw poll, where we voted for our favorite Presidential candidate. I voted for former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, because he also hated gays.
Finally, it was time to call it a night. We all spread our large red bat wings, then we dissappeared into the night.
I saw evil, demonic, eyes, and knew that I was at the right place.
I said the secret password. Our fearless leader, Minnesota Majority's Dan McGrath let me into the room. The other GOP operatives growled and gnashed their huge fangs as they welcomed me into the realm of darkness.
We began the proceedings with our secret oath....
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God (I know that three-letter word makes some people recoil in horror), indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Then, we drank blood out of human skulls....
We elected our delegate and an alternate. Actually, fearless leader Dan McGrath won this honor by killing two challengers in a fight to the death, smashing their heads in with a mace. The two challengers were brought back to life, and will be forced to serve as alternate delegates at the next Republican Convention.
Then, we planned our take-over of America. One man (Let's call him Vulgariahh) introduced a change to the GOP state platform. We all liked the idea. It read:
"The Republican party needs to do more to take food out of the mouths of babies."
McGrath looked over this proposal, then growled, "It's not HEARTLESS enough....
We need to starve the elderly, too!"
The entire room exploded in agreement, growling and grunting.
"Anything to make Obama look bad!", a man growled. Our fearless leader grinned, and wrote it down.
Then, we held a straw poll, where we voted for our favorite Presidential candidate. I voted for former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, because he also hated gays.
Finally, it was time to call it a night. We all spread our large red bat wings, then we dissappeared into the night.
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