HEADLINE: JASMINE CROCKETT DEMANDS THE RELEASE OF THE JUAN EPSTEIN FILES

   

 

TOP TEN LIST: SOCIALIST LUNATIC TN DEMOCRAT AFTYN BEHN'S TOP CAMPAIGN PROMISES

Tomorrow (December 2) is an off-off-year special election in Tennesee's CD 7, pitting Matt Van Epps (R) and lunatic-leftist Aftyn Behn. Aftyn wants to raise taxes, and she has also said she HATES Country Music.

Her supporters say she has a chance to win this election. Some people are saying that the Republican voters will still be too tired recovering from their Thanksgiving Tryptophan COMA to get to their local polling station and vote.

The Democrat appears to be deliberately angering the voters of mostly-conservative Tennessee, but we will see when the voters are cast and counted.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, Here are THE TOP TEN AFTYN BEHN CAMPAIGN PROMISES:

10. Aftyn promises to SPIT AND BURN THE AMERICAN FLAG.

  9. Aftyn promises to replace all statues of Andrew Jackson with statues of Barack Obama.

  8. Aftyn promises a Southern Mansion for EVERY ILLEGAL

  7. Aftyn promises to tear GRACELAND down and replace it with a ''BIG MOSQUE''.

  6. Aftyn promises to replace Tennessee Orange with The Colors of The Pride Flag.

  5. Aftyn promises to step on your blue suede shoes.

  4. Aftyn promises to change the spelling of her name every 4 months (if elected).

  3,  Aftyn promises ''FREE SEX CHANGES''.

  2.  Aftyn promises to close down the GRAND OLE OPRY.

  1.  Aftyn promises to DEPORT DOLLY PARTON.

FROM THE CREATORS OF THE OFFICE and BORAT.....SOMALI OFFICE

Disclaimer: I just LEARNED that (FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME) my latest post was deleted / disallowed by Google, so I will try to re-post it, watching my languarge.

I really thought the original post was very funny:

Last week, I was listening to The Jon Justice Radio Show on TCNT, During a discussion on The rampant f.... in Minneapolis Somali cummunity he commented on a couple episodes of The Office where Dwight Schrute attempted to open a Day Care Center and a fitness gym in the building,  Justice compared it to Somalis in Minneapolis offering fake services in moreless empty office buildings, before skipping out with millions in taxpayer dollars. This gave me a idea for a TV show (or movie).....

SOMALI OFFICE: FROM THE CREATORS OF THE OFFICE AND BORAT.....

The story begins 9 years ago with Somali ''DREAMERS'' moving into various offices in the Ceder / Riverside neighborhood.

The Somalis ''culturally enrich'' The Feeding Our Future'' program, and ''become the backbone'' of the city. That is, until a local investigative reporter starts snooping around.

They ''make their dreams come true'' and elect of a Somali Congressperson.

(The original post was biting and quite funny, but someone found the post offensive, so I'll just end it here.)

I hope this doesn't offend anybody.

HEADLINE: PRESIDENT TRUMP PARDONS TURKEYS

 

OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: THE TOP TEN HIGHLIGHTS OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

About a week ago, the longest  federal government shutdown in this country's history ended. For about 41 days, the Republican majority kept trying to break the Democrat filibuster to no avail. They tried and tried to pass a CR (continuing resolution), but were stopped again and again by the Democrat-leftists, who would vote to keep the government shut down....and AT THE SAME TIME, BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR THE LACK OF GOVERNMENT SERVICES, 

Frome our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, is our new TOP TEN LIST. HERE ARE THE TOP TEN HIGHLIGHTS OF THE 41 DAY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN:

10. The Democrats vote to shut down the government.

  9. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down for the 13th time, while ACCUSING The Republicans of starving Americans.

  8. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down in the hopes that it will help them win elections in already blue states. It apparently worked.

  7. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down AND DEMAND THE REPUBLICANS VOTE FOR FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS.

 6. The major douche Democrats TRY to bully The Republicans into doing whatever The Hell the democrat want. They vote to keep the government shut down

  5. For the most part, The American People remain sick of the creepy Democrats as they blame The Republicans for the government shutdown that the Republicans were trying to end.

  4. The Democrats vote to keep the government shut down for the 9th time while blaming The Republicans for the government shutdown.

  3, The Democrats find out that most Americans blame THEM for the shutdown.

  2. The Democrats finf out that THEIR OWN SUPPORTERS blame THEM for the shutdown.

  1. The shutdown ENDS.

NOVEMBER 20, 2026: One Year From Now

Novermber 20, 2026

A year ago, ''Social-Democrat'' Zohran Mamdani won the 2025 NYC mayoral election. Since then, About a million taxpayers have left the city, and his woke, silly supporters are getting restless, The silly, childish promises of free subway rides and a ''more affordable'' life  seem more silly by the day.

The anti-Semitic Mayor has caused several major international incidents, the most recent is that he tried to have Israeli President Benjamin Nenanyahu arrested. Mayor Mamdani has replaced The NYPD with his private secret police, illegally funded by The Iranian government. Nobody even knows if NYC is even part of the United States anymore.

He has tried to replace former New Yorkers with a million third-world criminals and muslim foreigners, but The Trump Administration's ALIEN BLOCKADE has stopped Mamdani's ''immigration'' plan, 

Since a large part of the tax base has fled, the city has incurred massive debt. In the Summer, Wall Street moved to Dallas.

In March 2026, the Mayor introduced New Yorkers to CITY-RAN grocery stores, where everyone can stand in line for the finest toilet paper (if there is any on the shelves). The Mayor was always there at the grand openings with an over-sized pair of scissors and that ridiculous shit-eating grin.

In February, The jewel of Mayor Mamdani's agenda, ''AFFORDABLE RENT' was introduced, where third-world migrants and Muslims were ''AWARDED'' luxury apartments.  To the communists, why make things merely ''affordable'' when you can make them 'FREE''?

Crime IS WAY DOWN in NYC! They just refuse to report it. Murders on the Subway didn't happeny, Stores are never looted, there's no corruption at City Hall. FEARLESS LEADER MAMDANI COMPLETELY ENDED CRIME!! JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING AND HAIL OUR GREAT MAYOR!!!

Nothing costs anything! Perhaps sometime in 2027 we will find out who is actually paying for all this!

GOOD NEWS: MINNEAPOLIS VOTERS ELECT AN AMERICAN MAYOR

 

the winner of the mpls. mayoral election. He doesn't hate America.

                                At least we don't live in new york city.

HEY EVERYBODY, VOTE FOR LAVERNE TURNER MINNEAPOLIS MAYOR

 TOUGH ON CRIME

(and he doesn't wave a foreign flag like that America-hating, marxist Somali.)

Meanwhile, At The 2025 White House Halloween Party...........

Hello AMERICA, Welcome to the 2025 White House Halloween Party, coming to you from The Main Ballroom.

OH, LOOK AT THIS!!!! Descending down the staircase is our host President Trump in all his regal splendor, dressed in his flowing royal robe and a crown festooned in jewels. THIS IS REALLY GOING TO MAKE THE 'NO KINGS' CROWD ANGRY!!! Descending the stairs alongside ''King Don'' is FIRST LADY Melania as HER HUSBAND. She wears a dark blue suit, a red tie, and an orange wig.

NOW SHE'S DANCING TO YM.C.A.!!!

Over there I see Don Jr., Eric, and Ivanka in Charlestown Chief hockey jerseys and thick, taped-up glasses. THEY ARRIVE as THE HANSON BROTHERS from The 1976 hockey movie SLAP SHOT. They're hobnobbing with Attorney General Pam Bondi, who looks QUITE ALURRING in her Vampira costume!

Across the White House Ballroom some of the guests are angaging in a game of ''PIN THE TAIL ON THE SCHUMER''.

........AND WHO'S THAT BEHIND THAT SCARY BLACK ANTIFA DOMESTIC TERRORIST MASK??? IT'S C.I.A. DIRECTOR, KASH PATEL!!

NOW WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS??!! Border Czar Tom Homan, SECRETARY OF WAR PETE HEGSETH, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, and Don's kid Barron Trump have arrived as....

.....The Thing, Mister Fantastic, The Invisible Woman, and Human Torch....THE FANTASTIC FOUR!

Over there I see Secretary of State Marco Rubio in a SHUTDOWN sombrero. Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries cannot be happy about this!

I see cute Trick-or-Treaters at the door, and gracious hostess Melania putting Reece's Peanute Butter Cups, apples, and popcorn balls in every bag.

I just got news that at The Democrat Halloween Party in the soon-to-be-renovated East Wing they are BOBBING FOR BRIBES. Former Texas Representative Al Green is The Geico Caveman and Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is Fauxcahontas.......

There were illegal aliens and AntiFa rioters outside throwing eggs at The White House, but they were promptly DEPORTED FROM THE PARTY.

It looks like this Halloween party will keep going until early morning. Reporting live from The White House Main Ballroom, This is Your Bushy-tailed correspondent. Back to the RSR Newsdesk!

Goodbye Ace Frehely

I turned 12 years old in 1976, the year millions of kids were drafted into the KISS ARMY. 

KISS remains the most unique band in rock history, capturing the imaginations of millions of kids, with their clown/Kabuki make-up, superhero-type personas,  and their ground-breaking stage show. 

The original four members were Gene Simmons as ''The Demon'', Paul Stanley as ''The Star-Child'', Peter Criss as ''The Catman'', and Ace Frehely as ''The Space-Ace''.  They were and still are MY favorite rock band of all time. They were wild and fearlessly original, and their classic tunes 'Rock And Roll All Night'' and ''Shout It Out Loud'' remain timeless rock anthems.

On October 16 The Space-Ace passed away at the age of 74. I don't even want to think of THE LEGENDARY SPACE-ACE as being dead. He's just on a tour far, far away.

THE NEW TOP TEN LIST: THESE ARE THE TOP TEN NEW KATIE PORTER CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

Leading in many polls to become the next Governor of California is nightmare lunatic candidate Katie Porter. Her weird, scary video clips are going viral as well as terriying Normal-Americans. When the Democrat isn't being seen on video cursing out campaign aides and yelling at interviewers, she's throwing hot, scalding pots of potatoes at people.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, HERE are The Top Ten New Katie Porter Campaign Slogans:

10. I DON'T NEED YOUR VOTE, BUT VOTE FOR ME ANYWAY!!!!

  9, I DEMAND YOU VOTE FOR KATIE......OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE A PLEASANT DAY!!!

  8. YOU'RE IN MY FUCKING SHOT!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SHOT!!!!

  7. THE ONLY THING TO FEAR IS............IF YOU GET IN MY FUCKING SHOT!!!

  6. PEDOS, LEFTISTS, AND ILLEGALS....LEND ME YOUR EARS!!!!

  5. HEY, AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT CREEPY JAY JONES GUY!

  4. DO NOT ASK WHAT YOUR STATE CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT THE STATE CAN DO TO YOU!!!!

  3. I AM ENDING THIS INTERVIEW!!!! JUST ELECT ME!!!!

  2. .....AND YOU THOUGHT GAVIN WAS A TERRIBLE GOVERNOR!!!!!

  1.. A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT AND SCALDING HOT POTATOES ON EVERY HEAD!!!

This Or That: Indicted Former Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton OR Pop Singer Michael Bolton?

 

A BAD BUNNY SUPER BOWL HALF-TIME SHOW? WHAT'S BAD BUNNY?

They announced the entertainment for this year's Super Bowl Halftime Show, and it is......Bad Bunny. What's a Bad Bunny?

Bad Bunny is a cross-dressing rapper from Puerto Rico. It now appears as if The NFL is really going out of it's way to offend, antigaonize, and annoy their conservative base. The rapper made things EVEN WORSE when he told The American Public that we have ''four months to learn Spanish'' if we want to understand the words he'll be rapping at Halftime. Stop digging your hole, douche.

I understand that the halftime committee's original plan was to get Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar to stand on a stage and insult The American People for 25 minutes, surrounded by dancers waving Palestinian flags.

The obnoxious rapper from Puerto Rico expressed ''apprehension'' about performing in America because he feared that ICE would arrest and deport his fans attending the show. I think that a halftime show where illegal aliens were rounded up and arrested could be something I'd like to see. Perhaps this idea is The NFL's way of protesting The Trump Administration arresting and deporting illegal aliens.

Maybe it would be cool to see Green Day or some punk band performing before a few hundred black-masked members of AntiFa, then at the end The National Guard descend on the field at the end of the performance, beating the punks and arresting them. They should schedule the next Super Bowl in Seattle, or somewhere close to Portland, Oregon. 

There's a group who wants to put on a show at the same time as the halftime show. Charlie Kirk's Turning Point U.S.A. wants to put on a show. There's even a group that are trying to organize a halftime show with Country Legend George Strait.

Many Americans (including your bushy-tailed correspondent) plan on refusing to watch the Bad Bunny Halftime Show. I wonder how many Americans would be willing to watch a halftime show that includes ICE agents arresting Bad Bunny and DEPORTING HIM.

If it's on YouTube I'd watch that videoclip.

CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR: ''GET THE F... OUT OF MY SHOT!!!''

 

''I am California Democrat Katie Porter, and I want to be your next governor.'' #RoastMe

Vigo The Carpathian Warlord Endorses Zohran Mamdani

It appears that The Season of Evil is upon the voters of New York City.. Ugandan Anti-Semite Communist Zohran Mamdani leads in the polls, and it appears he will become the next Mayor of The Big, Rotten Apple.

36 years ago, another evil madman attempted to take over the city. He lived in a painting at The MANHATTAN Museaum of Art. His name was Vigo (AKA Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf, The Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia, Vigo the Carpathian, Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer,Vigo the Despised, Vigo the Unholy).

Veegs (our nickname for Vigo) has reached out to us here at The RSR because the Carpathian Warlord wanted to give his endorsement to candidate Mamdani, and here it is:

THANK YOU, PUNY RED RODENT,

IT IS THE SEASON OF EEEEVIL, AND I AM PLEASED TO GIVE MY ENDORSEMENT TO ZOHRAN MAMDANI, ZOHRAN THE ANTI-SEMITIC, ZOHRAN THE COMMIE, ZOHRAN THE POWERMAD, ZOHRAN THE FREE RIDE!!!!!

I AM GREATLY IMPRESSED WITH HIS TALENT OF BRAINWASHING THE STUPID, EASILY LED HUMAN CATTLE OF NEW YORK, THE VOTERS WHO WILL VOTE FOR HIM! 

I like it when a dictator has a TOTALLY UNAMERICAN NAME! ZOHRAN MAMDANI sounds like a TRULY-DEMONIC MUSLIM Sultan with a bevy of slaves! JUST AS I ALSO really liked that evil, UNAMERICAN douche Barack Hussein Obama!  Everyone called him ''Barry'' when he was a child, and then when he decided to run for office. He DE-AMERICANIZED HIS NAME AND TOLD THE AMERICAN PEANS ''YOU ARE RULED BY BARACKKKKKKKKKK'!!!!''

I also am impressed that Zohran the Great ALSO bears an uncanny resemblance to SATAN! i THINK THEY'RE RELATED!!!

The anti-Semtitc Zohran approves of the WORLDWIDE INTAFADA AGAINST JEWS!! AS A RULE, I ALWAYS APPROVE OF WORLDWIDE GENOCIDE, ESPECIALLY OF ANY GROUP WHO WORSHIPS THAT OLD MAN YAWEH!!! IT IS MY DREAM TO SLAP AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF THE GOD OF THE JEWS AND CHRISTIANS!!!

I am intrigued with Mamdani's unusual strategy of granting his supporters-SLAVES with free rides on the subway and free groceries in stores operated by the city rulers. IN MY EXPERIENCE, IT'S FAR BETTER TO THREATEN YOUR SUBJECTS WITH DEPRIVATION AND FAMINE, AND BEAT THEM INTO SUBMISSION, THEN TORTURE THEM UNTIL THEY SCREAM 'UNCLE'!!!. 

This dictator believes he can just give his subjects whatever they want AND CHARM THEM as long as they make HIM THE RULER!!!!

I sense for many people, Mamdani's 'CHARM OFFENSIVE' isn't really charming....IT'S JUST OFFENSIVE.'

If I had thought about using 'the places of learning' to spread HATE AGAINST THE JEWS, THE CAPITALISTS, AND THE POLICE I COULD'VE BEEN THE RULER OF THIS CITY!!! IF ONLY I KNEW THE UNIVERSITIES TRAIN DOMESTIC TERRORISTS!

Mamdani The Great also offers the silly LIBERAL White women a ROSE if they will vote for him? I WISH THAT I KNEW IT WAS THAT SIMPLE!!!! My army used to ravage conquered women by force and torture them to get them to SUBMIT!!!

THIS WEEK, I WILL GO DOOR-KNOCKING WITH MY FRIEND NICHOLAE CARPATHIA (THE ANTI-CHRIST) FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AND promise free subway rides for the next four years (as long as Zohran wins). He's also promising to rid the city of POLICE, turning the streets OVER to the violent criminals! FOR A COMMIE DICTATOR, IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR OWN PERSONAL ARMY!!!

Mamdani is also promising CITY-OPERATED GROCERY STORES!! Under the great ruler Zohran, everyone will get FREE GROCERIES AND FREE APARTMENTS!!!! He wants to give EVERYONE A FREE HOUSE AS WELL AS FREE MEDICIAL CARE!!!!!HE WILL ALSO DO AWAY WITH BILLIONAIRES!!!! HE WILL RE-DISTRIBUTE ALL WEALTH, except for his communist family's great wealth.

In 1989, I had a RIVER OF SLIME. In 2025, WE HAVE A river of stupidity!!! I needed to be re-born, but my plans were dashed when The People of NYC came together in song.. On Election Day, I see the USELESS EATERS WILL COME TOGETHER TO VOTE FOR THIS ANTI-SEMITIC, LEFTIST RULER MAMDANI!!

SEE YOU AT THE POLLS!!!!!!! 

NYC Anti-Semite Leftist candidate Zohran Mamdani

Our New Top Ten List: The Top Ten Questions Democrats Are Asking About The Government Shutdown

Today is day 9 of The Government Shutdown of 2025, and it looks like Democrats are terrified and confused, while most Republicans are GLAD that the government isn't breathing down our necks, OR AT LEAST NOT AS MUCH.

Today's Top Ten List comes from the home office in Bovey, Minnesota. These are the top ten questions Democrats are asking concerning the government shutdown:

10. If The Republicans Refuse To give away illegal free healthcare to illegal aliens  HOW ARE WE DEMOCRATS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO BRIBE ILLEGALS INTO VOTING FOR US?

  9, If NPR and The CPB remain UNFUNDED, HOW will BIG BIRD survive these draconian cuts? WHAT ABOUT BURT AND ERNIE???? WHAT ABOUT BILL MOYERS?????

  8. How many federal bueaurucrats with SIX-FIGURE USAID salaries be furloughed?

  7. If I am employed by The IRS and I'm in the middle of unjustly auditing (persecuting) a RICH (OR POOR) Republican (because I hate Republicans and believe they should all rot in prison and driven into the poorhouse) will I be furloughed from my all-important job?

  6. Will WE STARVE?

  5.Why is Orange Man Bad being so mean to Senator Charles Schumer?

  4. If the government is shut down, why are those RACIST ICE AGENT NAZIs still on the job, deporting people just because they have brown skin?

  3. IF BUREAUCRATS AREN'T HERE TO DO THEIR IMPORTANT JOB(S), WHO WILL DO THE IMPORTANT WORK OF OVER-REGULATING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? WHO WILL SPY ON US?????

  2. Who will do the important government jobs, like launder money into the pockets of my congressman, defraud the taxpayers, or redirect billions and billions of taxpayer money from fake NGO's into the pockets of politicians and lobbyists?

1.  WHY WON'T THE REPUBLICANS JUST GIVE THE DEMOCRATS EVERYTHING (WE) THEY WANT????

This Or That?

 

Comey, or

Homey

Reporting From The Minnesota D.F.L. Halloween Party

Good evening, folks. This is your bushy-tailed correspondent reporting from The D.F.L. PARTY'S Halloween party in the lobby of The Minnesota State Capitol Building. As you know, for many of the leftist weirdos and freaks that make up OUR party's elected  caucus, EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Case in point, here comes Minnesota State Representative Leigh Finke! GOOD HEAVENS, WHAT A SCARY..................COSTUME! Oh, and I see Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan in a VERY convincing Trans Terrorist costume! That is, I THINK it's a costume!

Now, this party is being hijacked by our very own Somali pirate, mayoral candidate Omar Fateh.

Over there in the corner are dozens of The D.F.L's loyal AND CORRUPT SOMALI supporters, along with our most powerful members of The Minnesota State Legislature, BOBBING FOR BRIBES AND FRAUDULENT GIVEAWAYS!!!

Joining in on the fun is Minnesota's Governor, Tampon Timmy Walz in his Elmer Fudd costume! 

THERE ARE NUMEROUS TRANS ACTIVISTS AND CROSS-DRESSING DRAG QUEENS HERE, AND WE'RE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY THE ARRIVAL OF FORMER STATE SENATOR NICOLE MITCHELL IN HER CAT-BURGLER COSTUME.

Look at this! All the way from Somalia by way of Washington D.C. is District 5 Representative Ilhan Omar with her husband-brother!! They have fake bombs strapped on to their costumes. At least,  I HOPE they are fake!

The Corrupt Governor's wife Gwen is handing out goodies and treats to the trick-or-treaters, taxing some of the goblins of their treats and giving their candy to the Somali and illegal alien trick-or-treaters.

Many of the guests are gathered around the satanic display-decoration chanting to BAAL, the idol of child sacrifice. Retiring Senator and former Planned Parenthood MN VP Tina Smith is leading the chanting. I understand she's isn't seeking re-election because she wants to spend more time with her unaborted grandchildren,

Uh-oh! ICE AGENTS have showed up, and are throwing eggs AND TAMPONS through the windows, and now they are arresting several guests. We are learning that the guests arrested are human traffickers and drug dealers, not just illegal migrants.

It looks like the party is breaking up now, because many of the guests are being taken away in police vans, and there's no QUORUM left. 

This is YOUR BUSHY-TAILED CORRESPONDENT reporting from The D.F.L. Halloween Party,

 LIVE from the State Capitol Building. We'll see you again next year! Happy Halloween, everybody!

Happy Indigenous Life Form Day

A week from today, OCTOBER 14, I will be celebrating Indigenous Life Form Day. That's the day the great SPACE explorer Khan Noonien Singh discovered the ONLY INDIGENOUS LIFE FORM ON CETI ALPHA 6.

Of course, I will be celebrating Columbus Day next Monday, October 13. Christopher Columbus is arguably one of the greatest explorers in human history, sailing the ocean blue in 1492 before reaching The West Indies. In 1510, he founded the Ohio city we now call ''Columbus.''

In 1990, his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson Chris Columbus directed the Christmas holiday classic ''Home Alone''

The only indigenous life form on Ceti Alpha 6

500,000!!!!

I was just checking my dashboard and realized that this blog has reached 500,000 pageviews since it's start in February 2011. It reached 500k on September 15th.  I thank you for checking it out!

Thinking Of All The Victims Of A Federal Government Shutdown

They say there will be a federal government shutdown at midnight tonight if there's no congressional agreement on a budget,

 What will happen to the MILLIONS OF D.E.I, no-work FEDERAL jobs, and all the inflated salaries? GONE......

FEDERAL EMPLOYEES doing the important WORK of sneaking illegal aliens, drug dealers, and violent criminals from the third world into the country and giving them free benefits and medicare? IF THEY'RE SENT BACK TO THEIR HOME COUNTRIES, WHO will the democrats get to vote for them? 

 ALL THAT GOVERNMENT graft, money-laundering, or fraud, screwing the American tax payer, GONE

All the WAR PROFITEERS? What will become of THEM???

What about all of the CORRUPT LOBBYISTS? Where will they GO? Will they STARVE????????

FINALLY, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE I.R.S.??!!

LET'S HOPE THAT CONGRESS AGREES ON A BUDGET TONIGHT BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT!!!

Minnesota's Knucklehead Tim Walz Compares KImmel's 4 -Day Suspension To The Horrors Of North Korea

A couple weeks ago, talk show host Jimmy Kimmel was suspended for four days, and the enterainment press acted like it was the end of the world. We were told (in my case, I was PROMISED) that his late-night show was CANCELLED  by either The Trump Administration or The Disney Corporation. 

Our unhinged voice of non-reason, Minnesota governor Tim Walz said that Kimmel's four-day suspension was something that would happen in Communist hellhole North Korea. To Walz, Kimmel's 4-day suspension was a heinous violation of his First-Amendment free-speech rights. 

I cannot believe the people of Minnesota voted for this clown.

Fresh off his unhinged appearence at the DNC Summer meeting, the governor graces this little blog with his well-reasoned rhetoric. Take it away, timmy:

Jimmy Kimmel, the late night comedic genius was CANCELLED FOR FOUR DAYS!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! This was the darkest four days THIS COUNTRY HAS EXPERIENCED since THE J6 INSURGENCY AT THE U.S. CAPITOL!!

I think The Civil War and The Attack at Pearl Harbor AND The attacks of 9-11 PALE IN COMPARISON!!!!

This kind of STUFF happens in NORTH KOREA!!!  You know WHAT ELSE HAPPNS IN NORTH KOREA? THEY STARVE KIDS IN NORTH KOREA!!!  EVIL MINNESOTA REPUBLICANS STARVED KIDS BEFORE THE DEMOCRATS BANNED STARVATION IN MINNESOTA!!!!!!!!! IN NORTH KOREA, 20 YEAR OLDS LOOK LIKE 8 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO MALNOURISHED!!!

THE SAME THING HAPPENED IN MINNESOTA BEFORE THE GREAT DEMOCRAT TRIFECTA STOPPED THE HORRIFIC REPUBLICAN FAMINE!!!!

The evil Republicans also BANNED BOOKS!!! ( pornography in elementary schools). They also banned Jimmy Kimmel.....FOR 4 DAYS I WISH WE COULD BE MORE LIKE COMMUNIST CHINA!!!! THEY NEVER BANNED JIMMY KIMMEL!!!!

I chained myself to the fences ay The White House to PROTEST THE VIOLATION OF JIMMY KIMMEL'S FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. 

So what if Jimmy Kimmel lied about Charlie Kirk's murderer, saying that the killer was a MAGA right-winger?

EVERYBODY ON TV IS PAID TO LIE FOR BIG PHARMA. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LYING. I DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS EXPECTED TO LIE, TO RUIN PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THOSE J6 RIOTERS,,,,,,,

.....BUT DON'T YOU DARE SUSPEND JIMMY KIMMEL FOR FOUR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN AMERICA!!!!

Thank me.Minnesota Governor Tim Walz

A Chump At Oxford

Our hero Charlie KIrk was murdered 16 days ago. On my Twitter timeline, I've discovered countless hateful lunatics CELEBRATING his assassination, mostly employed on college campuses. I now refer to the American university system as ''The Hate-Indoctrination Industry''. 

I used to think that free-speech and debate reigned in these 'institutions of higher learning'. Now I think these Hate-Indoctrination mills are ran by a satanic cult, and should be investigated and defunded. 

These whackjobs say that Charlie Kirk was a racist, sexist meanie, and he deserved to be shot ro death. I believe that he was murdered because he believed in a friendly debate, so he made the demons panic.

There are haters on college campuses all over social media. One of these smug little scholars who celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder is the newly-elected president of Oxford Union. I think his pic on social media screams #RoastMe:  

Hi, I'm George Abaraonye, the newly-elected president of the Oxford Union. That's a university in England. I never heard of Charlie Kirk until I heard that he was a famous American conservative NAZI, so I am glad that Charlie KIrk was assassinated, and I think more Honkeys should die.

But I am not a racist oir anything.

I wannabe a star on social media, so I think being a hateful racist who celebrates the DEATH of those who I disagree with is MY ticket to SOCIAL MEDIA STARDOM! I look like a Milli Vanilli impersonator.  I hope to be a star like my idol Luigi Mangione. #RoastMe

We Translate Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's Campaign Message To The Somali Base

We have discovered current Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's new campaign commercial. In it, he speaks in Somali to his voter base.

We think we know what he is saying:

''Hello, my Somali masters......er.....I mean voter base. I just wanted to tell you, my Muslim overlords, that I am seeking your support this November, even though there's already a mayoral candidate from Somalia, Omar Fateh.

I am begging for your vote because the Democrats have imported a truly ridiculous number of Somalis into this formerly American city, and there will probably never be another American running the city of Lakes ever again.

I ask you, my Somali masters........er.....I mean.......VOTERS for your vote.

You can vote early, extremely-ridiculously early. or on Election Day, November 4, although chances are, one of Representative Ilhan Omar's ''campaign workers'' will be in your neighborhood, vote harvesting for the Omar Fateh's campaign. All I ask is that some of you third-world voters from Northern Africa CONSIDER voting for me.

After all, I haven't done ANYTHING to stop the Somali gangs from running wild and committing as many violent crimes as they want, and THAT should count for SOMETHING. 

If you vote for me, I promise to rename the city 'Minnedishu"! PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!!!! I'M ON MY KNEES!!!! I'M BEGGING FOR YOUR VOTE!!!!//

TheJacobFreyForMayorofMPLSCampaignapprovesthisad..........

HEADLINE: MINNESOTA GOVERNOR WALZ IS SEEKING A THIRD TERM

  

"Governor Walz is the worst, most incompetent governor in the country, but he makes up for it by also being the most obnoxious and corrupt."

OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: TEN QUESTIONS WE WOULD'VE ASKED THE CANDIDATES AT THE LWV MAYORAL DEBATE IN MINNEAPOLIS

 

I wrote almost  all of this last Tuesday.

On Tuesday, the mayoral candidates seeking to be the next Minneapolis Mayor revealed their vision for the city at the Central downtown Library. The debate was sponsored by the ''always unbiased'' League of Women Voters.

They discussed small business, clean energy, affordable housing, and public safety, but there were questions YOUR BUSHY-TAILED REPORTER WOULD HAVE ASKED THE CANDIDATES IF HE HAD BEEN THE MODERATOR.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here is OUR TOP TEN QUESTIONS WE WOULD HAVE ASKED THE MAYORAL CANDIDATES IN TUESDAY'S LWV DEBATE:

10. Mayor Frey, Do you regret allowing the rioters to gut The Third Precinct building AND BURN DOWN THE CITY in 2020?

 9. Candidate Fateh, How do plan to deal with all of the fraud and criminal activity surrounding the city's Somali community?

 8. Mayor Frey, Is the insane level of crime we are living with JUST THE PRICE WE PAY TO LIVE IN THE CITY?

 7. This question is for all the Trump-haters. The protesters oppposed ICE agents arresting human traffickers and drug dealers on Lake Street in June. Shouldn't the city APOLOGIZE?

 6. This QUESTION is for ALL OF THE CANDIDATES: What do you think of DEFUNDING POLICE NOW? 

 5. This question is for ALL THE CANDIDATES. How should The City of Minneapolis make housing MORE AFFORDABLE? AND LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION WITHOUT SUGGESTING THAT WE PUNISH THE LANDLORDS.

 4. Candidate Omar, Why did The State D.F.L. Party REVOKE your endorsement?

 3. This question is for all of the candidates: Who should we be tougher on ....COPS or CRIMINALS?

 2; Mayor Frey.  IF PRESIDENT TRUMP OFFERS TO COMBAT VIOLENT CRIME IN MINNEAPOLIS, WILL YOU ACCEPT THE HELP?

  1..Candidate Fateh, The question is WITH YOU BEING NECK-DEEP IN ALL OF THE FRAUD, AND CRIMINAL ACTIVITY IN THE SOMALI COMMUNITY....

...,,,,,,,How are you still in this race????

Honoring Charlie KIrk

 On Wednesday, I was listening to The Clay Travis/ Buck Sexton Radio Show. At the end of the show, I heard the extremely troubling news that Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk had been shot. Later, I heard that he had died., and like most Americans, became overwhelmed with anger, shock and sadness.

I am going to end this blogpost here for now. Many people have already honored him, and I just want to end this post with some comforting words I  heard from radio host Glenn Beck, who quoted Soren Kierkegaard. He said:

''When a tyrant dies, his reign ends. When a martyr dies, his reign begins.''

MN. STATE D.F.L. REVOKES FATEH'S MAYORAL ENDORSEMENT. WHAT'S THE REAL STORY?

After the Minneapolis D.F.L. endorsed Somali leftist Omar Fateh as their candidate for Mayor of Minneapolis, it was learned that there were 'irregularities' with the voting at the democrat get-together. 

it appears there was cheating on the part of the Fateh campaign. REALLLLY??? CHEATING IS A WAY OF LIFE FOR DEMOCRATS. The D.F.L. HAS MADE MINNESOTA'S ELECTIONS PROBABLY THE MOST CORRUPT IN THE COUNTRY.

I don't think the state party revoked Fateh's endorsement over 'cheating'. I think they are panicking.

They know THAT WE KNOW of the widespread fraud scandals all over the Somali community. The FEEDING OUR FUTURE FRAUD and THE AUTSIM CENTER FRAUD SCANDALS are just a couple that come to mind, and It's looking like the 'leading' D.F.L. candidate is neck-deep in all the corruption.

It's hard to really know, but the STATE D.F.L. might just be afraid to allow a extremist, socialist third-world candidate take over of a supposedly AMERICAN city. Perhaps they think the party is better off with the more MODERATE candidate, current Mayor Jacob Frey.

Perhaps the state D.F.L. is simply smart enough to not endorse an extremist Socialist-Leftist Third-World candidate, neck-deep in RAMPANT Somali CORRUPTION. They probably want the Mayor of Minneapolis to at least be AN AMERICAN.

Both of the leading candidates are lousy. I support TOUGH ON CRIME INDEPENDENT LAVERNE TURNER FOR MAYOR OF MINNEAPOLIS.

Unhinged MN Governor Walz Loses It At The DNC Summer Meeting In Minneapolis

Thank you. I LOVE YOU!!!!!

We are here in Minneapolis to discuss the future of The Democraticic Party. Many say that the Democrats are awash in silliness and lost in hate. Others are saying we have TDS, BUT i SAY WE HAVE NOT GONE NEARLY FAR ENOUGH!!!!

I want to take THOSE ROTTEN REPUBLICAN NAZIS AND PUNCH THEIR FACES IN!!!!!! WE SHOULD TEAR THEIR SPLEENS OUT, AND CARVE OUT THEIR HEARTS!!!!(loud applause)

WE SHOULD SMASH THEIR HEADS IN AND RIP OUT THEIR EYES, THEN LIE OUR ASSES OFF AND INSULT THEM AND STEAL EVERYTHING THEY HAVE AND ONLY THEN WILL WE truely have ONE MINNESOTA AND ONE AMERICA!!!!! (applause)

It's so DAMN EASY BEING A REPUBLICAN. ALL YOU DO IS WAKE UP AND PUT ON YOUR STUPID CLOTHES AND YOUR STUPID RED HAT!!! I get up and put on my fabulous Elmer Fudd costume and  brag about what a masculine, MACHO MAAAAAN I AM!!!!!  Then I prance around, swiging my arms like a 7-year-old girl. YOU REPUBLICANS ARE JUST PLAIN WEIRD!!!!!

You ROTTEN REPUBLICANS ARE ROTTEN AND YOUR RHETORIC IS SHEER HATE!!!! You say things like ''We dissagree with the Governor!'' and ''We want to stop FRAUD AND CORRUPTION'' You all SOUND LIKE NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to beat and punch you HATEFUL REPUBLICAN NAZIS RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!(LOUD APPLAUSE)

You lousey right-wingers want to waste the taxpayers' money on NAZI STUFF LIKE law enforcement and filling potholes, when there are MORE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE (child mutilation) AND ABORTING BABIES, AND TELLING ALL THE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PARENTS IN AMERICA THAT THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS HOW TO RAISE YOUR KIDS BETTER THAN THEY DO!!!!(applause)

YOU REPUBLICANS want to BAN BOOKS, (like age-inappropriate pornography in elementary schools)), WHILE WE DEMOCRATS WANT TO BAN HUNGER!!!!! YOU NAZIS WANT EVERYBODY TO STARVE!!!! You want to starve us of our fraud and USAID funding) until THE DEMOCRATS CAN NOT EVEN SPEND A BILLION DOLLARS ON A LOCAL ELECTION!!!!!(LOUD BOOING)

YOU SAY THAT I  TOOK AN 18-BILLION SURPLUS AND DESTROYED THIS STATE. I DID MORE THAN THAT!!!! THE DEMOCRAT TRIFECTA PASSED THE MOST EXTREMIST ABORTION LAW IN THE WORLD!!! NOT THE COUNTRY!!! THE WORRRRLD!!!! (LOUD APPLAUSE)

Minnesota;s Abortion law is more extreme than in North Korea and China!!!! We're number ONE!!!! (loud applause)

While those HATEFUL TRUMPIAN XENOPHOBES cage the children and deport the immigrants that pick OUR lettuce and wash the dishes, WE DEMOCRATS OPEN OUR HEARTS (and the voting boothes) FOR THEM!!!!!  (loud applause)

THOSE REPUBLICAN NAZIS DON'T UNDERSTAND CONCEPTS LIKE ALTRUISM OR 'NEIGHBORLINESS,' WHILE WE DEMOCRATS DO GOD'S WORK OF PUTTING (illegal) IMMIGRANTS IN LUXURY HOTELS FOR FREE AND GIVING THEM GENEROUS WELFARE BENEFITS!!!!! WE ALSO GIVE THEM FREE HEALTH CARE!(applause) 

US DEMOCRATS LOVE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! (loud applause)

WHILE THOSE ROTTEN REPUBLICANS CUT MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICAID AND EBT AND FOOD STAMPS (to illegal immigrants and third-world criminals) WE DEMOCRATS BELIEVE THAT THESE GIFTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!! (loud applause)

So, in conclusion I SAY THIS.....

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR MATH AND READING SCORES ARE SLIPPING. WHAT MATTERS IS US DEMS AND OUR GOVERNMENT SCHOOL UNIONS KEEP SCREWING THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER, BECAUSE WE KNOW MOST OF THEM ARE......NAZIS!!!!!!!

THAT'S MY TIME!!!! GOODNIGHT!!!I LOVE YOU!!!!!! PUNCH A TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!!!

HEADLINE: CHICAGO MAYOR: MY CITY IS CRIMINAL TURF!!! TRUMP BETTER STAY OUT!!!

 

MN AG Keith Ellison Speaks At The DNC Summer Meeting In Minneapolis

 Thank you.

I have sued Donald Trump 44 times, and I'll sue him 44 MORE times!!!!(applause) THAT NAZI TRUMP THINKS he can just come INTO OOOOOUR STATE AND START ARRESTING VIOLENT CRIMINALS AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. Well, I'm telling Trump that Minnesota is run by criminals, crooks, corruptocrats, communists, creeps and cross-dressers and it always will BE!!!!!!

As long as the stupid voters keep voting Democrats to state-wide officie and our voter fraud, vote harvesting operation lasts, WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT MINNESOTA REMAINS THE MOST CORRUPT STATE IN THE COUNTRY!!!! (loud applause)

We at The Minnesota's AG Office don't go after ACTUAL criminals, like murderers, rapists, car-jackers, looters, and rioters. I go after businesses that don't operate the way I WANT THEM TO, and if they don't contribute to The Democrats, WE'LL FIX THEM GOOD!!! 

I have my Somali friends makin' us Democrats filthy rich, and that so called Feeding Our Future ''fraud'' is nothing more than my Somali supporters ''helping their firends out.''(applause)

WE DEMOCROOKS REWARD OUR CORRUPT SUPPORTERS, AND OUR CORRUPT SUPPORTERS REWARD US BY KEEPING US IN POWER!!!!(loud applause)

After my good friend, Omar Fateh is elected Mayor of that third-world shithile Minneapolis, We will complete the third-world, MUSLIM takeover of The City of Lakes, and force EVERYONE to pray to Mecca!!!(applause)

Our friends in Minneapolis have Whitey SCARED!!!! We intimidated that JURY into convicting Derek Chauvin of MURDERING GEORGE FLOYD, even though we all know that thug Saint George died from fentanyl poisoningl.

My foot soldiers are breaking car windshields ALL OVER THE CITY, AND WE HAVE THESE TIMID, SUBMISSIVE HONKEYS BELIEVING THAT'S THE PRICE OF LIVING IN THE CITY!!! (applause)

Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty would rather throw the book at WHITEY who dare say the 'n' word than a Somali gangster who rapes a White Girl! I'M PROUD TO SAY THUGS AND GANGS RULE MINNEAPOLIS!!!! (applause)

Now, Trump thinks he can come into Democrat-run cities like Minneapolis and start cutting crime or some shit like dat!!!

Who does he think he is? The chief executive law officer of the COUNTRY??? He's a CONVICTED FELON!!!! HE DIDN'T EVEN BREAK ANY ACTUAL LAWS AND OUR CROOKED LEFTIST BLACK ATTORNEYS IN ULTRA-CORRUPT DEMOCRAT-RAN CITIES STOLE EVERYTHING HE HAD AND SENTENCED HIM TO 700 YEARS IN PRISON!!!!.....

....AND NOW THAT DAMNED CROOK IS IN THE WHITE WHITE TELLING US HE'S COMING INTO OUR CITIES AND FIGHTING VIOLENT CRIME???????

We had better fight back, or HE WILL THROW OUR FOOT SOLDIERS IN JAIL AND ALL OUR UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS OUT OF THE COUNTRY!!! HOW ARE DEMOCRATS SUPPOSED TO KEEP WINNING ELECTIONS IF OUR VOTER BASE IS IN JAIL OR DEPORTED OUT OF THE COUNTRY??????(audience begin chanting....)

FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!!......THAT'S MY TIME! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!

Congratulations To (Soon-To-Be) Former Texas Representatives Jasmine Crockett And Al Green

The Republicans in The Texas State Legislature have passed their bill to redraw the state's congressional district map, and it appears that Congressman Al Green AND Representative Jasmine Crockett will see their districts erased.

It appears the 2 members of Congress are losing their seats, and will soon be seeking the next Democrat money-laundering scheme or multi-million dollar grift. Our sources tell us that CNN have announced they were looking for a panelist fluent in GHETTO TRASH TALK, so it looks like they will hire Jasmine Crockett. 

Also, we have learned that Representative Al Green will be beginning an EXCITING new career as a LIVING CAVE MAN STATUE at The ARCHEOLOGICAL MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY in Dallas, Texas.

We congratulate them both.

HEADLINE: CHRISTIAN-HATING TRANS TERRORIST KILLS 2, WOUNDS 17 AT MPLS. CATHOLIC CHURCH/SCHOOL AS CHRISTIAN-HATING TRANS-ENABLING LEFTISTS CRITICIZE PRAYERS, TRANS OPPONENTS AND GUN OWNERSHIP

Yesterday morning, a heavily-armed trans-terrorist Robin (formerly Robart) Westman murdered two children and shot 17 others in an attack on Annunciation Catholic Church-School in Minneapolis. 

Diagrams of the church were found, along with the killer's manifesto and messages scrawled on HIS gun magazines, such as ''6,000,000 wasn't enough', ''Where Is Your God NOW?''' amd ''Kill Donald Trump''. Yet, officials are 'STILL looking for a motive.

As to be expected, leftist politicians blame gun ownership and The SECOND AMENDMENT, not mental illness or even the killer himself. Inept Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey criticized those who PRAYED for the victims and their families. He warned against opposing the trans agenda, ignoring the long series of mass murders committed by trans-terrorists since 2020.

trans-terrorist Robin (formerly Robert) Westman

This is Minnesota's Lieutenant-Governor

                                                                                                                                                                  

This is The Mayor of Minneapolis

 

I Endorse Candidate Laverne Turner For Minneapolis Mayor

The local 'news' media will try to make the voters in Minneapolis think there's only two choices for Mayor.

There's the milquetoast incumbant who let the city burn during the George Floyd Riot of 2020 and the ultra America-hating, Somali leftist who has been crowned the front-runner by the local news media.

The RedSquirrel Report endorses a different candidate, conservative Independent Laverne Turner. 

Current Mayor Jacob Frey's campaign slogan should be 'Don't Believe Your Lying Eyes'. After the summer of Covid, downtown Minneapolis has become a ghost town. Hoodlums smash hundreds of car windows while the mayor and the completely worthless Minneapolis City Council do NOTHING about crime.

Meanwhile, Frey's rival Omar Fateh is campaigning on 'opposing Donald Trump', completely ignoring the violent crime problem in Minneapolis. The local news media will not investigate any ties he has with the outragious, numerous fraud scandals surrounding the Somali community. He NEVER speaks on fighting crime or public safety, just that he 'opposes Donald Trump'. If he is elected the next mayor, he will let the criminals run wild. He supports rent control even though it never works.

I endorse Independent Conservative Laverne Turner. He understands the importance of fighting crime (or as you liberals call it, 'public safety'.).

There are things that I want from the Minneapolis city government in the months and years to come. FIRST, I want the city government to hire more police officers and to treat them fairly.

I also want The Third Precinct Building to be leveled and re-built. Our best chance of turning the City of Minneapolis around comes by electing  Laverne Turner the next Mayor.

This bushy-tailed correspondent invites the voters of Minneapolis to look beyond their looney leftist wokeness, and elect Laverne Turner. Let's shock the extremist, woke Democrat-Socialist Minneapolis establishment.

IDEA: LET THE PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA CHOOSE THE STATE FLAG

Are you happy with the new state flag of Minnesota, or would you prefer the return of the classic state flag? I think the residents of Minnesota should have a choice.

Here's my idea: On the 2026 Minnesota state ballot, there should be a referendum giving the voters that choice.

''Which of these flags should be the official state flag of Minnesota?'