Thank you. I LOVE YOU!!!!!
We are here in Minneapolis to discuss the future of The Democraticic Party. Many say that the Democrats are awash in silliness and lost in hate. Others are saying we have TDS, BUT i SAY WE HAVE NOT GONE NEARLY FAR ENOUGH!!!!
I want to take THOSE ROTTEN REPUBLICAN NAZIS AND PUNCH THEIR FACES IN!!!!!! WE SHOULD TEAR THEIR SPLEENS OUT, AND CARVE OUT THEIR HEARTS!!!!(loud applause)
WE SHOULD SMASH THEIR HEADS IN AND RIP OUT THEIR EYES, THEN LIE OUR ASSES OFF AND INSULT THEM AND STEAL EVERYTHING THEY HAVE AND ONLY THEN WILL WE truely have ONE MINNESOTA AND ONE AMERICA!!!!! (applause)
It's so DAMN EASY BEING A REPUBLICAN. ALL YOU DO IS WAKE UP AND PUT ON YOUR STUPID CLOTHES AND YOUR STUPID RED HAT!!! I get up and put on my fabulous Elmer Fudd costume and brag about what a masculine, MACHO MAAAAAN I AM!!!!! Then I prance around, swiging my arms like a 7-year-old girl. YOU REPUBLICANS ARE JUST PLAIN WEIRD!!!!!
You ROTTEN REPUBLICANS ARE ROTTEN AND YOUR RHETORIC IS SHEER HATE!!!! You say things like ''We dissagree with the Governor!'' and ''We want to stop FRAUD AND CORRUPTION'' You all SOUND LIKE NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to beat and punch you HATEFUL REPUBLICAN NAZIS RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!(LOUD APPLAUSE)
You lousey right-wingers want to waste the taxpayers' money on NAZI STUFF LIKE law enforcement and filling potholes, when there are MORE IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE (child mutilation) AND ABORTING BABIES, AND TELLING ALL THE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PARENTS IN AMERICA THAT THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS HOW TO RAISE YOUR KIDS BETTER THAN THEY DO!!!!(applause)
YOU REPUBLICANS want to BAN BOOKS, (like age-inappropriate pornography in elementary schools)), WHILE WE DEMOCRATS WANT TO BAN HUNGER!!!!! YOU NAZIS WANT EVERYBODY TO STARVE!!!! You want to starve us of our fraud and USAID funding) until THE DEMOCRATS CAN NOT EVEN SPEND A BILLION DOLLARS ON A LOCAL ELECTION!!!!!(LOUD BOOING)
YOU SAY THAT I TOOK AN 18-BILLION SURPLUS AND DESTROYED THIS STATE. I DID MORE THAN THAT!!!! THE DEMOCRAT TRIFECTA PASSED THE MOST EXTREMIST ABORTION LAW IN THE WORLD!!! NOT THE COUNTRY!!! THE WORRRRLD!!!! (LOUD APPLAUSE)
Minnesota;s Abortion law is more extreme than in North Korea and China!!!! We're number ONE!!!! (loud applause)
While those HATEFUL TRUMPIAN XENOPHOBES cage the children and deport the immigrants that pick OUR lettuce and wash the dishes, WE DEMOCRATS OPEN OUR HEARTS (and the voting boothes) FOR THEM!!!!! (loud applause)
THOSE REPUBLICAN NAZIS DON'T UNDERSTAND CONCEPTS LIKE ALTRUISM OR 'NEIGHBORLINESS,' WHILE WE DEMOCRATS DO GOD'S WORK OF PUTTING (illegal) IMMIGRANTS IN LUXURY HOTELS FOR FREE AND GIVING THEM GENEROUS WELFARE BENEFITS!!!!! WE ALSO GIVE THEM FREE HEALTH CARE!(applause)
US DEMOCRATS LOVE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! (loud applause)
WHILE THOSE ROTTEN REPUBLICANS CUT MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICAID AND EBT AND FOOD STAMPS (to illegal immigrants and third-world criminals) WE DEMOCRATS BELIEVE THAT THESE GIFTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!! (loud applause)
So, in conclusion I SAY THIS.....
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR MATH AND READING SCORES ARE SLIPPING. WHAT MATTERS IS US DEMS AND OUR GOVERNMENT SCHOOL UNIONS KEEP SCREWING THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER, BECAUSE WE KNOW MOST OF THEM ARE......NAZIS!!!!!!!
THAT'S MY TIME!!!! GOODNIGHT!!!I LOVE YOU!!!!!! PUNCH A TRUMP SUPPORTER!!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment