TOP TEN LIST: SOCIALIST LUNATIC TN DEMOCRAT AFTYN BEHN'S TOP CAMPAIGN PROMISES

Tomorrow (December 2) is an off-off-year special election in Tennesee's CD 7, pitting Matt Van Epps (R) and lunatic-leftist Aftyn Behn. Aftyn wants to raise taxes, and she has also said she HATES Country Music.

Her supporters say she has a chance to win this election. Some people are saying that the Republican voters will still be too tired recovering from their Thanksgiving Tryptophan COMA to get to their local polling station and vote.

The Democrat appears to be deliberately angering the voters of mostly-conservative Tennessee, but we will see when the voters are cast and counted.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, Here are THE TOP TEN AFTYN BEHN CAMPAIGN PROMISES:

10. Aftyn promises to SPIT AND BURN THE AMERICAN FLAG.

  9. Aftyn promises to replace all statues of Andrew Jackson with statues of Barack Obama.

  8. Aftyn promises a Southern Mansion for EVERY ILLEGAL

  7. Aftyn promises to tear GRACELAND down and replace it with a ''BIG MOSQUE''.

  6. Aftyn promises to replace Tennessee Orange with The Colors of The Pride Flag.

  5. Aftyn promises to step on your blue suede shoes.

  4. Aftyn promises to change the spelling of her name every 4 months (if elected).

  3,  Aftyn promises ''FREE SEX CHANGES''.

  2.  Aftyn promises to close down the GRAND OLE OPRY.

  1.  Aftyn promises to DEPORT DOLLY PARTON.