Reporting From The Minnesota D.F.L. Halloween Party

Good evening, folks. This is your bushy-tailed correspondent reporting from The D.F.L. PARTY'S Halloween party in the lobby of The Minnesota State Capitol Building. As you know, for many of the leftist weirdos and freaks that make up OUR party's elected  caucus, EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Case in point, here comes Minnesota State Representative Leigh Finke! GOOD HEAVENS, WHAT A SCARY..................COSTUME! Oh, and I see Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan in a VERY convincing Trans Terrorist costume! That is, I THINK it's a costume!

Now, this party is being hijacked by our very own Somali pirate, mayoral candidate Omar Fateh.

Over there in the corner are dozens of The D.F.L's loyal AND CORRUPT SOMALI supporters, along with our most powerful members of The Minnesota State Legislature, BOBBING FOR BRIBES AND FRAUDULENT GIVEAWAYS!!!

Joining in on the fun is Minnesota's Governor, Tampon Timmy Walz in his Elmer Fudd costume! 

THERE ARE NUMEROUS TRANS ACTIVISTS AND CROSS-DRESSING DRAG QUEENS HERE, AND WE'RE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY THE ARRIVAL OF FORMER STATE SENATOR NICOLE MITCHELL IN HER CAT-BURGLER COSTUME.

Look at this! All the way from Somalia by way of Washington D.C. is District 5 Representative Ilhan Omar with her husband-brother!! They have fake bombs strapped on to their costumes. At least,  I HOPE they are fake!

The Corrupt Governor's wife Gwen is handing out goodies and treats to the trick-or-treaters, taxing some of the goblins of their treats and giving their candy to the Somali and illegal alien trick-or-treaters.

Many of the guests are gathered around the satanic display-decoration chanting to BAAL, the idol of child sacrifice. Retiring Senator and former Planned Parenthood MN VP Tina Smith is leading the chanting. I understand she's isn't seeking re-election because she wants to spend more time with her unaborted grandchildren,

Uh-oh! ICE AGENTS have showed up, and are throwing eggs AND TAMPONS through the windows, and now they are arresting several guests. We are learning that the guests arrested are human traffickers and drug dealers, not just illegal migrants.

It looks like the party is breaking up now, because many of the guests are being taken away in police vans, and there's no QUORUM left. 

This is YOUR BUSHY-TAILED CORRESPONDENT reporting from The D.F.L. Halloween Party,

 LIVE from the State Capitol Building. We'll see you again next year! Happy Halloween, everybody!