Our New Top Ten List: The Top Ten Questions Democrats Are Asking About The Government Shutdown

Today is day 9 of The Government Shutdown of 2025, and it looks like Democrats are terrified and confused, while most Republicans are GLAD that the government isn't breathing down our necks, OR AT LEAST NOT AS MUCH.

Today's Top Ten List comes from the home office in Bovey, Minnesota. These are the top ten questions Democrats are asking concerning the government shutdown:

10. If The Republicans Refuse To give away illegal free healthcare to illegal aliens  HOW ARE WE DEMOCRATS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO BRIBE ILLEGALS INTO VOTING FOR US?

  9, If NPR and The CPB remain UNFUNDED, HOW will BIG BIRD survive these draconian cuts? WHAT ABOUT BURT AND ERNIE???? WHAT ABOUT BILL MOYERS?????

  8. How many federal bueaurucrats with SIX-FIGURE USAID salaries be furloughed?

  7. If I am employed by The IRS and I'm in the middle of unjustly auditing (persecuting) a RICH (OR POOR) Republican (because I hate Republicans and believe they should all rot in prison and driven into the poorhouse) will I be furloughed from my all-important job?

  6. Will WE STARVE?

  5.Why is Orange Man Bad being so mean to Senator Charles Schumer?

  4. If the government is shut down, why are those RACIST ICE AGENT NAZIs still on the job, deporting people just because they have brown skin?

  3. IF BUREAUCRATS AREN'T HERE TO DO THEIR IMPORTANT JOB(S), WHO WILL DO THE IMPORTANT WORK OF OVER-REGULATING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? WHO WILL SPY ON US?????

  2. Who will do the important government jobs, like launder money into the pockets of my congressman, defraud the taxpayers, or redirect billions and billions of taxpayer money from fake NGO's into the pockets of politicians and lobbyists?

1.  WHY WON'T THE REPUBLICANS JUST GIVE THE DEMOCRATS EVERYTHING (WE) THEY WANT????