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2025 has been a highly eventful year. We are honored that our favorite soothsayer and prophet, The Great BEYONDO, is here with a warning to THE STATE OF MINNESOTA!!!
Yes, yes, I am seeing the future, and I see potential horror for the state of Minnesota. The NORTH STAR STATE MUST TAKE HEED!!!!
If you re-elect THE EVIL ONE as governor, I am terrified at what may happen in the FUTURE!!!
If you re-elect Tampon Tim IN 2026, Minnesota WILL BE RULED BY MOHAMMODAN THIEVES AND COMMIE-DFL CROOKS, AND THEY WILL BEGIN THROWING THEIR OPPONENTS IN THE CAPITOL DUNGEON!!!
Committing theft and fraud will be legal as long as you belong to a protected class. All judges will be made very rich thru bribery, and as for you law-abiding Minnesotans, the U.S. (AND MINNESOTA'S) Constitution will be replaced with a new law:
''Show me the Republican, and I will show you the crime!!!"
EVERY MINNESOTAN WHO REFUSES (OR JUST CAN'I) OBEY THE NEW INSANE MINNESOTA PAID LEAVE LAW IS EITHER SUED INTO OBLIVION BY CORRUPT ATTORNEY GENERAL KEITH ELLISON OR THEY MUST LEAVE THE STATE!!!.
Instead of banishing illegal aliens, the corrupt government force life-long Minnesotans to leave,
Corrupt Congressperson Ilhan Omar will be named QUEEN OF MINNEDISHU by THE EVIL ONE, and the Minnesota Senate passes a new HARAM tax THAT TRIPLES HER FORTUNE.
In Minnesota, there's no death penalty for psychotic murderers, but there IS a death penalty for innocent, unborn babies. To honor the abortion industry, he Evil One has a 60-foot idol dedicated to Moloch UNVEILED inside The State Capitol.
Finally, The Evil One celebrates the beginning of his third term by declaring the formerly American state of Minnesota is NOW A SATELLITE OF SOMALIA.
TO HONOR OUR NEW MOHAMMADON OVERLORDS, TJE EVIL ONE PASSES DOZENS OF NEW LAWS MAKING ALMOST EVERYTHING ILLEGAL. BACON, PORK, OWNING A DOG, WEARING PERFUME OR A DRESS, CHRISTMAS, MUSIC, ECT. BECOMES PUNISHABLE BY even MORE taxes!!!
Vote accordingly, Gopher State. Your future is at stake!!!
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