Congratulations To (Soon-To-Be) Former Texas Representatives Jasmine Crockett And Al Green

The Republicans in The Texas State Legislature have passed their bill to redraw the state's congressional district map, and it appears that Congressman Al Green AND Representative Jasmine Crockett will see their districts erased.

It appears the 2 members of Congress are losing their seats, and will soon be seeking the next Democrat money-laundering scheme or multi-million dollar grift. Our sources tell us that CNN have announced they were looking for a panelist fluent in GHETTO TRASH TALK, so it looks like they will hire Jasmine Crockett. 

Also, we have learned that Representative Al Green will be beginning an EXCITING new career as a LIVING CAVE MAN STATUE at The ARCHEOLOGICAL MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY in Dallas, Texas.

We congratulate them both.