OUR NEW TOP TEN COUNTDOWN: THE TOP TEN MOST INSANE MUSLIM BELIEFS

 

If you spend ANY time on Twitter, you see lots of ''Muslim scholar'' videos (''Muslim scholars''? now THAT'S AN OXYMORON!!!) telling the world what they plan on doing once they conquer the non-Muslim world. These 7th century inbreds with funny beards see themselves as a master race, and that the rest of the world must bow down to their insane, backward ideas.

They believe that they will conquer the world by OUR-BREEDING the rest of the world, by MURDERING and RAPING non-believers, and blocking far more civilized human beings trying to get to work by sticking their asses in the air and praying in the middle of the street and thinking their moon idol Allah will hear them..

Their ''ideas'' are so  LOONEY, and their teachings of right and wrong are so creepy and backward  that it makes you wonder if they're just PUTTING US ON.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, Here is our new Top Ten List is The Top Ten Most Insane Muslim Beliefs. I realize that there  are probably hundreds of crazy, wierd beliefs espoused by the Mohammadons, but here's a starter list:

10. White men without beards are gay. 

 9. There's a ''RIGHT WAY'' to beat your WIFE.

 8. It's O.K. to marry a 9 year old.

 7. Christmas is evil. Never say ''MERRY CHRISTMAS''.

 6. Homosexuals deserve to die.

 5  Women who don't wear a burka deserve to be raped.

 4. Muslims believe they will and should rule the world.

 3. It is wrong (haram) to keep a DOG as a pet.

 2. You get to heaven by killing and terrorizing non-Muslims.  

 1. Eating BACON is prohibited.