THE NEW TOP TEN LIST: THESE ARE THE TOP TEN NEW KATIE PORTER CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

Leading in many polls to become the next Governor of California is nightmare lunatic candidate Katie Porter. Her weird, scary video clips are going viral as well as terriying Normal-Americans. When the Democrat isn't being seen on video cursing out campaign aides and yelling at interviewers, she's throwing hot, scalding pots of potatoes at people.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, HERE are The Top Ten New Katie Porter Campaign Slogans:

10. I DON'T NEED YOUR VOTE, BUT VOTE FOR ME ANYWAY!!!!

  9, I DEMAND YOU VOTE FOR KATIE......OR YOU WILL NOT HAVE A PLEASANT DAY!!!

  8. YOU'RE IN MY FUCKING SHOT!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SHOT!!!!

  7. THE ONLY THING TO FEAR IS............IF YOU GET IN MY FUCKING SHOT!!!

  6. PEDOS, LEFTISTS, AND ILLEGALS....LEND ME YOUR EARS!!!!

  5. HEY, AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT CREEPY JAY JONES GUY!

  4. DO NOT ASK WHAT YOUR STATE CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT THE STATE CAN DO TO YOU!!!!

  3. I AM ENDING THIS INTERVIEW!!!! JUST ELECT ME!!!!

  2. .....AND YOU THOUGHT GAVIN WAS A TERRIBLE GOVERNOR!!!!!

  1.. A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT AND SCALDING HOT POTATOES ON EVERY HEAD!!!