We Translate Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's Campaign Message To The Somali Base

We have discovered current Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey's new campaign commercial. In it, he speaks in Somali to his voter base.

We think we know what he is saying:

''Hello, my Somali masters......er.....I mean voter base. I just wanted to tell you, my Muslim overlords, that I am seeking your support this November, even though there's already a mayoral candidate from Somalia, Omar Fateh.

I am begging for your vote because the Democrats have imported a truly ridiculous number of Somalis into this formerly American city, and there will probably never be another American running the city of Lakes ever again.

I ask you, my Somali masters........er.....I mean.......VOTERS for your vote.

You can vote early, extremely-ridiculously early. or on Election Day, November 4, although chances are, one of Representative Ilhan Omar's ''campaign workers'' will be in your neighborhood, vote harvesting for the Omar Fateh's campaign. All I ask is that some of you third-world voters from Northern Africa CONSIDER voting for me.

After all, I haven't done ANYTHING to stop the Somali gangs from running wild and committing as many violent crimes as they want, and THAT should count for SOMETHING. 

If you vote for me, I promise to rename the city 'Minnedishu"! PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!!!! I'M ON MY KNEES!!!! I'M BEGGING FOR YOUR VOTE!!!!//

TheJacobFreyForMayorofMPLSCampaignapprovesthisad..........