Saturday, July 8, 2023

Upcoming Movie News: Cocaine Bear Goes To The White House


Cocaine Bear was the cult movie everyone was talking about earlier this year, and it looks like the team that brought us thhs hit is planning to release a sequel in time for Christmas.

It's looks like the story of Cocaine Bear 2 will center again on this creature sky-high on drugs, This time CB wanders into The White House while Resident Biden's drugged up son Hunter is visiting, and 'SOMEONE' leaves a bag of cocaine in The Oval Office.

The drug-crazed bear attacks members of The Biden Administration, and then attacks the White House correspondents from CNN, MSNBC, and the networks.

It runs into the U.S. Capitol, mauling members of Congress. The left brands the crazed bear an 'insurrectionist.'

The National Taxpayers Council applauds Cocaine Bear for his work saving taxpayers many billions of dollars.

Can Joint Chief of Staff General Mark Milley stop the bear, or will our sissified military surrender? 

According to several movie people in the know, there is a rumor that the bear will just be Hunter Biden in the bear costume.

The movie is in pre-production, and is expected to 'attack' the theaters in December. 

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