Friday, July 28, 2023

A Heatmiser Commentary: It's Called July, Folks




And now, our resident weather expert is here with a commentary:


It's the last week in July, and some people are surprised that it's hot ouside. Leftist politicians are blaming 'Global Climate Change' and 'Global Warming. Liberals who can't (or won't) do ANYTHING about the out of control crime in the cities they run say that they can control the weather. Hillary Clinton even blamed MAGA Republicans for the hot weather. WOW, Remind me to register as a MAGA Republican!

She probably would blame the creator of the universe if she even believed in God, and would blame him but he's not up for re-election in 2024.

A couple weeks ago, Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar said that we are experiencing the hottest weather in a 120,000 years. I WISH!

But, thank God for the local news. I wonder what us dumb yokels would do if we didn't have local newscasters reminding us to 'drink plenty of water' and 'stay inside' or be at risk of heatstroke.

Still, some people like it hot. It seems that people COMPLAINING about Global Warming are being quite insensitive to us who support some good, steamy weather. 

This is Heatmiser, reporting from beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. (singing): I'M TOO MUCH!


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