Top 10 Terms Of Hunter Biden's Plea Deal His Lawyers REALLY WANTED

BREAKING NEWS: Hunter Biden's plea deal has fallen apart. His crime family lawyers wanted AN ULTRA-ULTRA LENIENT list of conditions AND all criminal charges currently being investigated STOPPED, AS WELL AS ALL FUTURE CRIMINAL REFERRALS ALSO BE DROPPED. 

TEAM HUNTER thought the judge, Maryellen Noreika, would either be fooled into the plea agreement or be your average, ultra-corrupt Eastern seaboard judge who would EAGERLY rubber-stamp ANYTHING BIDEN'S DOJ AND HUNTER'S LEGAL TEAM WANTED (They're working together to keep him out of jail). 

The judge surprised Hunter's legal team by not giving them what they wanted. When she denied them their RIDICULOUS plea deal, his team appeared shocked that she dare defy The Biden Legal/DOJ Machine.

We had an insider at the Delaware courthouse who overheard Biden's lawyers make their list of plea deal terms they REALLY wanted. Remember, THIS IS WHAT THE ARROGANT BIDEN CRIME FAMILY LAWYERS THOUGHT THEY COULD GET......

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, Here are The Top 10 Terms Of Hunter Biden's Plea Deal HIS LAWYERS REALLY WANTED:

10. 17-year-old Barron Trump must report to The White House and work as Biden's butler

   9. The Biden Crime Family must be awarded $20,000,000 for pain and suffering

   8. All illegals get to stay in the country. Melania Trump to be deported.

   7. Hunter Biden must be awarded 5-year supply of hookers and blow.

   6. Hunter to be relieved of any and all tax non-payment, and awarded a $40,000,000 tax refund.

   5. ALL presidential candidates other than Joe Biden must be rounded up and sent to Biden's J6 gulag.

   4. All charges dropped, even for any or all future crimes Hunter Biden commits

   3. The country's name, United States of America' to be changed to 'United States of Hunter'

   2. Hunter Biden will be awarded the exclusive rights to rebuild The Ukraine after the war with Russia is over

(....and the #1 term of Hunter Biden's Plea Deal is.......)

   1. The Justice Department will find 35-38 new bogus charges against Donald Trump