An RSR Exclusive: Biden Attorney General Merrick Garland Memo: 'Sound Of Freedom' Is A Threat To Our Democracy

In an RSR Exclusive, we have come across a memo that Resident Biden's Attorney General Merrick Garland has sent out to Hollywood bigwigs, local government school districts, Social Media chieftans, members of the media, and Justice Department employees:

July 20, 2023,

Everyone,

As you know, there's a movie in theatres across the country that poses a threat to our democracy, The Sound Of Freedom.

The highly ficticious story centers around the mythical problem of 'human trafficking'. Domestic terrorist Jim Caviezel stars in this QAnon fever dream. According to our records, the film has been shockingly successful, costing only $14,000,000 to film, and grossing over $100,000,000.00. so far 

People, we must do everything we can to discredit and ruin this right-wing misinformation campaign. I've directed movie theatres to crank up the heat inside their theatres, and keep the lights on during the flim. My boss is toying with the idea of an executive order, ordering all concession stands be closed  for 2 hours before and during showings of the movie.

Our allies on Capitol Hill and Hollywood desperately need us  to do our part to defame everyone associated with this troublesome film. I've directed our friends at network news to badmouth this film as a rediculous right-wing fantasy.

Remember when all those meddling 'parents' attended school board meetings? We labelled them as 'domestic terrorists'. We lost a lot of school boards to these terrorists. I want everone to take pictures of everyone attending showings of this movie. We might send F.B.I. agents to their homes.

All hands on deck,

United States Attorney General Merrick Garland