The RedSquirrel Report wishes everyone a terrific Valentine's Day. Here's a collection of Valentine's Day greetings sent by celebs and international movers and shakers:
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN): Dear brother, Be my valentine. I would marry you all over again, especially if it would keep you from being deported from this racist country. <3
Biden transgender appointee Sam Brinton: Greetings from The Biden White House!
Dear transgender valentines, YOU are my preferred pronoun!!!!!!!<3
President Joe Biden: (whispering creepily) Merry Juneteenth.......OOOOH, ICE CREAM!!!!!<3
We wish America a real Valentine's Day Massacre! Your's Truly, The Taliban <3
Vice President Kamala Harris: Have a Happy Valentine's Day. That is, have a happy day with your valentine.......on Valentine's Day. That is to say, the holiday on February the 14th.....Tuesdey the 14th. Valentine's Day.....<3
Rep. Ed Markie (D-MA): Dear Abortion, I love you!<3
MSNBC Host Joy Reid: Happy Valentine's Day, although it's a racist holiday where a little White Cupid goes around shotting people with his bow and arrow. Why won't Congress pass 'Bow and Arrow Control Laws'? Racists!!!!!<3
Former (and future) President Donald J. Trump: Happy Valentine's Day (even to all you liars and losers) <3
Former President Barack Obama: Let me be clear.....My dear wife Big Mike, Be my valentine. Allahu Akbar!!!!<3
Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA): My Valentine, I only have eyes for you! <3
Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA): Your Mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.<3
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