If Katie Hobbs Was The Referee In The Super Bowl

On Sunday, The Kansas City Chiefs won Super Bowl LVII, defeating The Philadelpia Eagles 38-35. It was a terrific, back and forth match-up. Many pundits and fans questioned a late holding call on Eagle Cornerback James Bradberry, which moved The Chiefs closer to their winning Field Goal,

The Super Bowl was played at State Farm Stadium Field in Glendale, Arizona, home of The Arizona Cardinals. The late holding call was called in Maricopa County, the home of ANOTHER RECENT controversey.

The Arizona Governor's race between Democrat Katie Hobbs and Republican Kari Lake STILL is in question, three months after Election Day 2023. Hobbs has been declared the winner, even after charges of corruption and a broken election system are being made by The Kari Lake campaign. 

This case is making it's way through the courts.

Everybody knows (and has an opinion) about the holding call in The Super Bowl, yet most Americans aren't really paying attention to what's going on in Arizona. I would like to explain to The American People the travesty of The Arizona Governor's race by explaining what it would be like if Arizona Secretary of State/ candidate for governor Katie Hobbs was the referee in The Super Bowl.

First of all, she would be the owner / head coach of one of the teams as well as the referee. Of course, that would be unfair right there. She was The Arizona Secretary of State AND a candidate for Governor.

Then, she would probably change the schedule date of The Super Bowl, never telling the opposing team or the fans that the Super Bowl would occur over TWO days. Her team would run up the score on DAY 1 in secrecy , then her team (or referee crew) would plant land mines all over the football field before DAY 2 would commence. 

The other team would take to the field, on DAY TWO and several players would step on the land mines, while team Katie Hobbs would refuse to come out of the locker room. During the campaign, Democrat candidate Katie Hobbs refused to debate Republican candidate Kari Lake,

If Team Kari Lake can avoid the landmines and make a first down, Katie Hobbs would throw a yellow flag on the field, and bring out assistant coach Marc Elias (Hobb's Campaign lawyer) to bully and threaten the other referees.

If any of the officials dared to call a penalty on Team Hobbs, Katie would reserve the right to have the official arrested by stadium security.

Team Kari Lake would be forced to stand on the sideline for 3-4 hours, waiting for referee (Arizona Secretary of State/ candidate for Governor) Hobbs to remove the land mines from the field.

Day two of The Super Bowl would begin at 5:00 P.M., and the stadium lights would ne turned off at 8:00 P/M. The game clock would run down, making it impossible for Team Kari to stage a comeback. 

The time-clock would run down EVEN IF Kari calls a time-out.

Katie Hobbs would also hire Dominion Vote Technologies to rig the scoreboard. Incredible confusion will follow. (On Election Day, 'somebody' had printed thousand of ballots that were the wrong size for the vote machines in strong Republican voter precincts, jamming them.)

Super Bowl 'Champion' Katie Hobbs awards herself The Vincent Lombardi Super Bowl Trophy, and cackles when Terry Bradshaw tries to interview her. (When Katie Hobbs took the oath as new Arixona Governor, she cackled when asked if she vowed to uphold The Constitution.)

Democrat Governor-Elect Katie Hobbs threatens to have the losing team arrested. The End.

Conclusion: If you're the least bit angry about a questionable holding call with under 2 minutes left in the Super Bowl, you would be up in arms if you were a Kari Lake supporter. Also, Democrats are rotten, corrupt liars and cheaters, and ruin eveything they touch. 

The only thing that matters to them is their lust for power, so they'll rig elections. If they ran football, they would ruin football too.