Wednesday, February 22, 2023

SONG PARODY ALERT! Transportation Secretary Buttegieg Sings The De-railed Train Themesong (Re-make of Sheena Easton's Hit 'MorningTrain')


Three weeks ago a train derailed in East Palestine, Ohio., spilling toxic materials into the local water supply and soil. So far, Biden's gay Secretary of  Transportation Pete Buttegieg hasn't visited the site.

With a mushroom cloud hovering over the town, Ohio Governor Mike Dewine has asked The Resident of The White House for Disaster Relief, and Biden has refused. 70% of East Palestine voters voted for President Trump. Instead of delivering aid to the Ohio town, Biden made a President's Day visit to The Ukraine.

Here to tell the administration's side of this story (to the tune of 1981 #1 hit 'Morning Train' by Scottish singer Sheena Easton), is gay Secretary of Transportation Pate Buttegieg:  


In East Palestine Ohio, lots of fish and pets are dead

A toxic train is derailed, no help from the feds

chemical mushroom cloud, burning in the sky

Biden doesn't even care, if everybody dies

I'm The Secretary of Transportation, just because I am gay

The people want some answers, but I don't know what to say

I'm Pete Buttegeig, Slow-Joe Biden's pick

70% voted for Trump, and we don't care if they get sick


So, who cares about the derailed train?

Don't ask me, Karine or Ron Klain

I will just laugh, and say 'What Me Worry?'

We don't care about the derailed train

and all that crap in your shower drain

I just hope the news stations will bury this story


It's like a horror movie, The mayor says 'We're screwed'

The townsfolk are complaining. I think they're being rude

Governor Dewine asks FEMA 'Can we gets some federal aid'?

The Biden Regime is saving the world from 'Climate Change'.........


Don't ask us about the derailed train

Don't ask me, or Karine or Ron Klane

I'll just laugh and say 'What, Me Worry?'


Go and drink the water, and fish in the creeks

You can all drop dead, you flyover hicks

We don't care about the derailed train,. You can fly a kite

We hate you if you're Republican and White


We don't care about the derailed train

Biden will go and visit The Ukraine

We'll just laugh and say 'What, me worry?'


Joe doesn't care about the derailed train (about that derailed train)

(Biden  is visiting the Ukraine) Slow-Joe wiorks so hard!

(Biden really cares) They're still waiting for him

(We don't care about the derailed train)

(He's sending billions more to The Ukraine)

(Drop dead,, Ohio!  They're still waiting for disaster aid...........)


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