Song Parody Alert! (Don Henley Sings 'All Joe Wants To Do Is Jab')

This week, The Taliban humiliated America, quickly capturing Kabul. Our inept president chose to withdraw our troops BEFORE getting our civilians out, and Slow-Joe also left high-tech weapons behind for the terrorists.

Joe Biden interrupted his Camp David vacation to make a statement..........advising Americans to get a Covid booster jab.

Here to tell us about it is Don Henley. Hit it, Goldenthroat:

There's a crisis at the border, illegal aliens all around

and all Joe wants to do is jab, jab 

Boosters for you losers, Biden's an inept, senile clown

All Joe wants to do is jab

 He gave all our weapons to the Taliban creeps

Still all Joe wants to do is jab, jab

They got our our aircraft, guns, and jeeps

and all Joe wants to do is jab

Terrorists walking around with hate in their eyes

and all Joe wants to do is jab, jab

Girls forced to wear burqas now, or they're gonna die

and all Joe wants to do is jab

and all Joe wants to do is jab

Just watch him blab

about the vaccine

even for high school teens

Compliance is key

for you and me

All Joe wants to do is

All Joe wants to do is jab

Well, they bugged Tucker Carlson's e-mail

and I'm in Twitter jail

and all Joe wants to do is jab, jab

Corrupt jerks in Congress

The crooks are all for sale

and all Joe wants to do is jab 

Joe's son Hunter makin' a fortune on his Father's name

and all Joe wants to do is jab

Afghanistan just fell, but The Orange Man's to blame

All Joe wants to do is

All Joe wants to is jab

Just watch him blab

Well, thousands of American's are stuck 

Can't get on the last plane out

While Joe vacations at Camp David

The 'friendly' locals shout

They're shouting 'Death to America!'

America is screwed

To Joe, it's doesn't really matter

'Cause all Joe wants to do is jab

Just watch Joe blab...............