Tuesday, August 10, 2021

Democrat Horror Theater: Jack Torrence's Covid Shutdown

Today, we continue our series of news stories transformed into horror movies. Today, we re-tell the story of Stephen King's 'The Shining'.. The movie starring Jack Nicholson and directed by Stanley Kubrick, is perhaps one of the most popular and most talked-about horror movies of all time.

Fans argue the real meaning of what happened to Jack Torrence and his family. Was the Overlook Hotel itself evil? Was Jack ALWAYS the hotel's manager? What if the story was all about the government robbing one family of their freedom, and ultimately, their sanity?? Can Covid or the government plandemic be blamed?

What about little Danny? The 7-year-old boy was homeschooled because the local school union refused in-person learning while the school unionistas vacationed in Jamaica. The kids were forced to stay in their homes and wear a mask. This cannot be good for a child's mental state. Did Danny create Tony because the government forced him to not be around other kids?

Boys and girls, this is 'Jack Torrence's Covid Shutdown.'


Our story begins with Jack, his wife Wendy, and their son Danny in their station wagon. Jack has a job interview, and hopes to land a job as a hotel manager. He gets it, but after only a few days, the Democrat governor has issued a Covid lockdown of the state.

Jack's boss tells him that the hotel cannot pay him his salary, but the family can stay at the large hotel for free as long as they fix stuff whenever it breaks or when something isn't working.

All the other employees have been sent home.

Jack and Wendy notices the TV's are always on, and the family is pummeled with Covid 'news'. There are only 2 channels, CNN and MSNBC, and after a couple weeks, the family can feel their brain cells and souls die a little more each day.

They learn that the TV's cannot be turned 'off'.

The family wants to go outside, but the local mayor has issued a mask mandate, and everyone is 'strongly advised' to stay indoors. The state is on lockdown.

Danny rides his Hot-Wheels down the winding hallways, and is terrified to see CNN's Brian Stelter and Don Lemon holding hands. They say 'Mask up, Danny' in unison. Little Danny's head almost explodes with fear.

Danny creates an imaginary friend named Tony. He hasn't seen another kid in almost 3 months, and the lockdown is wreaking havoc with his mental state. He has fallen hopelessly behind in his schooling. His mother homeschools him, but she's not very bright.

Jack decides to write a book, but has trouble getting started. Wendy and CNN are really getting on his nerves. 

Danny goes into one of the rooms, but finds Dr. Richard Fauzi in there. Fauzi tells Danny to 'Mask up, Danny!' He forcefully puts a mask on the boy. Terrified, Danny jumps on his Hot-Wheels, and pedals it quickly to his Mother's office.

Wendy asks Jack to check out the hotel room. He finds the extremley hot Megan Kelly in the shower, but he is horrified to see Megan transform into a laughing Governor Gretchen Whitmer. She yells 'MASK UP, JACK!'

Jack walks into the main ballroom, and stumbles into Barack Obama's 60th Birthday Party. Nobody is masked. He sees several Democrat Governors and blue-city Mayors hob-knobbing with rich Hollywood elitists.. They all yell, MASK-UP, JACK!' Jack is wondering if his mind is playing some kind of trick on him..

Wendy asks Jack if he saw anything in the room, and he says 'No, absolutely nothing.' 

The state orders Jack and Wendy that Danny must be taught by an accredited teacher via Skype, but the state has passed a law that says parents cannot be in the room. The 'teacher' preaches Citical Race Theory and leftist propaganda. Danny must also wear a mask even though he is in the room alone.

Wendy checks Jack's manuscript, and it terrifies her.........

Jack sneaks up behind her and asks what she thinks of the manuscript. He almost gives her a heart attack.

He menaces Wendy, following her up the stairs. He has lost his mind. Wendy swings a baseball bat at his head, and tries to say 'JACK! STAY AWAY FROM ME! REMEMBER SAFE SOCIAL DISTANCING!'

She smacks him in the head, and he falls down the stairs, unconscious, and Wendy drags him into a kitchen cooler. He wakes up and sees Governor Gretchen Whitmer is in the cooler with him. She asks him why he's not wearing a mask. He tries to strangle her, but realizes she was only a figment of his imagination. 

He pushes the door, and it opens. He grabs an ax.

A Municipal Inspecter shows up to ask the family if they had been vaccinated yet, and Jack kills him with the ax. Wendy and Danny run into a bathroom, and Danny escapes out the window.

Jack splits the door with the ax, and tells Wendy to 'MASK UP!' She freaks out and cuts his hand with a knife. He hears a TV in the hallway, and smashes it with the ax. Suddenly, he's himself again. He realizes that he's holding an ax. He throws it down, and apologizes to his wife, and the couple looks for Danny.

Suddenly, scores of BLM and ANTIFA thugs break into the hotel lobby, and start the hotel on fire. The story ends with a reporter from CNN TELLING THEIR VIEWERS THAT THE 'RIOT AT THE HOTEL WAS 'MOSTLY PEACEFUL', and that the police were looking for the caretakers because they were not wearing masks.

Roll credits.


 


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